An Obama-Endorsed Auto Hand Dryer? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

Ohhhhhhh. We get it now. Heh.
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Male 84
Don`t know if this was part of the joke but in the nozzle there is a "Long Legged Mac Daddy"
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Male 194
I`ll support all of our presidents, but i`ll probably never like any of them.
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Male 798
I think wereallboned just pwned everyone.
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Male 256
would a muslim country really nuke Israel? i dont see y a country would nuke their holy land--they want that land but destroying biblical (or koranical?) land is sacrilegious
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Male 27
lolboy: well, as I see it, I cited a half-assed source but one that is more than often correct.. the burden of evidence is not on me anymore.

lionharts: "In terms of total number of exploded nukes, in testing, thereby irradiating innocent populations and giving them lots of cases of leukemia and a whole swag of other not-very-nice effects to deal with, our good friends the French lead the world by a wide margin."
Is just wrong as I see it. Give me some other number from somewhere then. Not your ass, don`t pull anything out of there.

The germans were not close. They could have, maybe.. IF(!) they still had the manpower and IF they were not stressed for resources and IF etc.. they didn`t. They just didn`t amass enough of the right uranium isotope. They could have in the best (read: worst) of worlds.
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Male 17,512
"This Nuclear freeze we`re working on now isn`t so much to protect America as it is to protect Isreal. Isreal can protect herself."

Israel is surrounded by muslim countries wanting to see it`s demise. It`s a tiny country and it`s amazing it had survived it`s past conflicts. Obama`s conference did nothing to tackle Iran`s nuclear plans, So how does that `Protect Israel` ? Obama has actually been hostile toward Israel, He`s done more to embolden Israel`s enemies than any other president.
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Male 17,512
"sorry but which dictators have you disrupted..."

Saddam Hussien in Iraq and the Taliban in Afghanistan. Osama Bin Laden is on the run and will be killed or caught.

"..just because you replaced one leader with another doesn`t mean its better or more sane!"

Democracy is better than dictatorships every day of the week.

"It`s a shame that you speak like a german would during ww2 or like anyone defending autoritarians thinking. You need to learn proper history."

How have I spoken like a Nazi ? Please explain ?
I know history and I know that the appeasement of dictators does not work. You do not negotiate from a position of weakness and expect brutal regimes to back down. Obama is weak on foreign policy and our enemies are being emboldened by it.
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Male 17,512
"The germans were not close to obtaining the bomb. They were never close."

They certainly had the technology, resources, and the scientists to do it. However the German scientists didn`t push very hard to make one.
They had designs to make a `nuclear machine`, It remains unclear whether they wanted to build a power plant or bombs or both.

Hitler`s Sunken Secret
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Female 654
clever little monkey...i like it
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Male 1,404
I would not use it. It most likely spits out a bunch of crap.
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Male 798
Not the wiki. :p
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Male 798
@Snorre: I loled so hard.

Next time you try to cite references like that, try to limit it to a scientific journal or the like.

;)
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Male 351
@Fatninja01: Supporting Obama and the progressive agenda is about as unpatriotic as you can get. Supporting a candidate who does uphold the constitution and does not believe that the government`s job is to take care of people on the other hand, would be patriotic.
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Male 275
"lol, literal picture of the day?? "
lol, liberal picture of the day??

Fix`d

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Female 317
heh.
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Female 2,509
bahahahahaahahaahah sniff bahahahahahaahahah can`t bahahahaahhaa breathe bahahahahahaha
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Male 153
@FIRST_poster - Blowing a lot of hot air
@Link364 - Family Guy quote....nice!
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Male 970
I don`t get it
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Male 794
lol, literal picture of the day??
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Male 518
Oh ho oh thats funny and by funny i mean meh
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Male 440
It`s funny `cause it`s true
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Male 27
No! No! and No! Lionheart! You made so many factual errors I lost vision for a while.


Our pals the french have gotten some bad publicity but please refrain from ignorance.
Nuclear testing

The germans were not close to obtaining the bomb. They were never close. And furthermore the hiroshima bomb was dropped in august 1945, after germany surrendered.
Axis Collapse
German bomb project

OMGBBQ! Someone is wrong on the internet!
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Male 14,331
The nuclear freeze we`re working on is a joke if you think any leader currently pursuing nuclear weapons is going to take it seriously your delusional. As for this if you design a logo for yourself expect jokes.
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Male 343
i c wut u did there.
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Male 7,378
I know what I meant Lionhart2. America has a tendency to muscle it`s views upon others. This Nuclear freeze we`re working on now isn`t so much to protect America as it is to protect Isreal. Isreal can protect herself.
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Male 40,401
Hahahaha! Funny!
Also... true.
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Male 8,302
> madest
> America is the only country to have used a nuke

I assume you mean "in warfare" and even that was by the narrowest of margins. After WW2 it was discovered the nazi`s were much further than previously thought, and if D-Day hadn`t happened when it did, England would certainly have been decimated by V3`s with nuke warheads in a few more months.

In terms of total number of exploded nukes, in testing, thereby irradiating innocent populations and giving them lots of cases of leukemia and a whole swag of other not-very-nice effects to deal with, our good friends the French lead the world by a wide margin.
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Male 2,893
I LOVE IT.
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Male 76
ohhhhhh blowing hot air. DURRRRRRRRRRRR
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Male 4,680
@PierreJeanFR- Crakrjak is our resident right-wing nut job. Don`t take him too seriously.
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Male 1,360
Crakrjak, sometimes you seem high on drugs when you express your twisted views.
It`s a shame that you speak like a german would during ww2 or like anyone defending autoritarians thinking.
You need to learn proper history.
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Male 2
`If by that you mean we`ve disrupted dictators plans to use WMDs, Promote terrorism, and replace their insane leadership with sane democratic leaders that want peace. Yes, We have.`
sorry but which dictators have you disrupted using WMDS? POMOTE TERRORISM??? and just because you replaced one leader with another doesn`t mean its better or more sane! you have just caused more problems than solved.
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Female 986
That`s a fantastic idea for any political campaign. Can you imagine if someone thought of this during high school? ...If any of them got the joke, I`d think whoever put it there would win... Or maybe I just like silly jokes and such...
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Male 17,512
need to be stopped before they enact their evil plans.
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Male 17,512
[quote]America is the only country to have used a nuke and now we don`t want anyone else to have them for fear they might use them on us[/quote]

Actually, We don`t fear most countries using them on us. Mutually assured destruction still holds sway on the countries that have sane leadership.

It`s the insane brutal dictators and terrorists that don`t care, That want to be martyrs. Those are worrisome.

The nuclear genie can`t be put back in the bottle, If Iran or North Korea get the chance they will use nuclear weapons. Their leaders have said so multiple times.

You say that America has "meddled" in other countries, If by that you mean we`ve disrupted dictators plans to use WMDs, Promote terrorism, and replace their insane leadership with sane democratic leaders that want peace. Yes, We have.

Imagine this, What if Europe had proactively removed Hitler from leadership of Germany before WW2 started ? We learned that dictators like him
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Male 17,512
[quote]Brown, Cameron, Clegg. We`d swap any of them for Obama.[/quote]

No trade needed, In 2 years you can have him for free.
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Male 275
@nidonemo
I would be offended at your comment if it wasn`t true.......sigh
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Male 9,305
davymid save your breath, half of them grew up with a mouse in their diapers and attention spans of 4 seconds that only expanded to 10 maximum. The other half we ban.
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Male 25
Amen
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Male 12,138
[quote]One anti-Obama picture does not negate the amount of anti-conservative stuff posted on here. Come back and talk to me when there are roughly equal amounts of anti-conservative and anti-liberal posts being made[/quote]
For f*ck sake. PEOPLE! It`s I-Am-Bored.com, not a political goddam forum. We`re all about nutshots, stupid tattoos and people faceplanting on treadmills. Jeez.

Look, even we who run the site are having a laugh and don`t take sh*t so seriously, we suggest you guys do the same. Relief from boredom, that`s all we`re about. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Male 2,552
>Madest
Well put! I`m not gonna take sides, but that there is still both a funny joke AND a funny reply.

>Dakkar
Also another well worded reply, I like it, as a matter of fact. ^^
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Male 25,417
How patriotic!
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Male 4,014
We`re all retarded to the other half. I couldn`t believe it when Bush was reelected, but had he not he wouldn`t have screwed up everything so bad so that Democrats would come to dominate from `06 onwards. Here, its all a pendulum. Its swings left and right, back and forth, constantly, although not at constant speed. It swung pretty far left for Obama, and we all know its gonna swing a little back right come the midterms.

Frankly, its a strength of our country, as it corrects overreach. We f*cked up electing Bush the 2nd time, and now we are correcting the disaster he left.

The SMART treaty and the recent international non-proliferation agreement - That is what a President should do.

Not to mention renewed international respect. Medvedev says Obama a "Thinker," unlike SOMEONE...
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Male 4,014
"Flush the toilet to hear the republican response."

Nicely done, man I suck at brevity.
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Male 92
Oh, what a difference is being made by discussing this on I-A-B rather than somewhere that people will do something about it.
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Female 222
Hee hee, that`s chuckleworthy.
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Female 53
Also, how is the U.K space program going?
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Female 53
I would leave with wet hands... And it figures this would start a big discussion about politics
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Male 1,081
Is that Slender man in the reflection? o_0
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Male 7,378
Hey 20yo genius. America is the only country to have used a nuke and now we don`t want anyone else to have them for fear they might use them on us after all these years of our meddling in their affairs. Try to do a little travelling, broaden them horizons you might see that good ideas can in fact come from elsewhere.
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Male 51
jesus why does everyone rip on americans here? im 20 years old and keep up to date about all politics, worldwide and domestic, such as off the top of my head we have the new START treaty reducing nuclear arsenals in america, in hopes that other countries will follow our stance, why hasn`t YOUR country started a worldwide trend to end the constant threat of nuclear apocalypse? hrm the british pound has reduced its value by 20% in the past 2 years compared to the americans? is this giant economic bailout working actually? yall laughed at us but considering your unemployment is constantly above 10%, whereas when our unemployment hits 10% its a crisis. the polish president along with many top officials have died in a plane going to a memorial from their civil war i believe? some war memorial. anyways im running out of room but dont sit there and say we are ignorant. BECAUSE our president is so globally active we are required to keep track of him, if anything so we can critisize him for it.
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Male 1,254
Impressive political insight there bub. Of course, its only ignorant Americans that are lost in the world of global politics. Its clear that you have transcended the American sociopolitical system from high atop your European pedestal. Please try not to defecate on our slovenly drab American hovels.

Strike that. The spammer had more worth than you.
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Male 2,121
Americans are stupid. Under Bush you were a respectable country with a retarded President, now you have a respectable President leading a retarded country.
Brown, Cameron, Clegg. We`d swap any of them for Obama.
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Male 798
Bremir: "My name is Obama, and this is my favourite blow dryer in the toilet."

I`m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite fail on IAB.
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Male 7,378
Flush the toilet to hear the republican response.
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Male 736
at least this one can speak english. that last one was a total moron! and a warmonger. and a liar.
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Male 17,512
Mildly Amusing :-)
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Male 680
Bremir: "My name is Obama, and this is my favourite blow dryer in the toilet."


WIN.
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Male 50
the canadian comment was more along the lines of why would a canadian care so much about american politics. it doesn`t take much of a brain to realize there are not huge differences between the average american and the average canadian. chill i`m not hating on your country just questioning motivation
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Male 239
If we don`t let anyone take power they are not rightfully given then we will stop there ever being a dictator. I don`t like having 600 people that far away from me having too much power.
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Male 245
Batmanners, Iz bcuz ur Canadaian, u dunno the politicals like I do. Sheesh. Think you can com in2 my contree and tern all us Mericans in2 Socialist Communist Evil Satan Nazis! Ur rong?
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Male 239
"FYI to the drating retarded who actually believe the Liberals have a hidden agenda: THAT IS HOW NAZI GERMANY AND SOVIET RUSSIA dratING STARTED YOU IGNORANT dratERS!"

Even if the liberals don`t have an agenda the federal government is still consistantly taking steps to gain more power. Even if you trust the current people elected, what makes you think that future politicians are going to be that trustworthy (pretending any of them are now...)?
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Male 392
"My name is Obama, and this is my favourite blow dryer in the toilet."
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Male 172
Lol. very clever :-D
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Male 487
i agree with batmanners
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Male 257
"Blowing hot air", got it, lol.
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Male 795
Segregation makes the world go round.
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Male 4,004
"This joke could really be made about almost all politicians"

Except the Polish President...too soon?
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Male 4,004
And to whoever writes back to me with "Iz bcuz ur Canadaian, u dunno the politicals like I do"

Get real. If you think your politics aren`t entertaining, then I wouldn`t watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Canadians are just as smart as Americans (if not more so[we are]), the difference is that we don`t have a political bias to help sway our opinions of both your parties.

We do have opinions and I can`t think of many Canadians who think Obama isn`t doing a fantastic job. "But is America, not Canadua, it don effect hu" YES IT DOES YOU RETARDED dratER!
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Male 341
This joke could really be made about almost all politicians
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Male 4,004
To emphasize/better explain my use of the pronoun "THAT" in my above statement.

"THAT" refers to believing the lies told to you by the ones who really really want the power for their own good. The reason the Reps want the power back so bad is because Obama`s politics don`t favor the rich and powerful, but instead take care of the lower and middle class, without much effect on the rich. You know, what every "free" nation really wants, a happy worker`s class.

If the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, if you`re not the absolute richest, you will die of poverty, eventually.
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Female 876
I think it`s funny. Too bad Bush didn`t have a nice round logo we coulda` used.. Maybe a sticker of his face. >.> Hm.....
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Male 4,004
"One anti-Obama picture does not negate the amount of anti-conservative stuff posted on here. Come back and talk to me when there are roughly equal amounts of anti-conservative and anti-liberal posts being made"

The reason there is so much anti-conservatism/anti-republican stuff on I-A-B is because it is so ridiculous, it would be crazy not to make fun of it.

Also, the Republican`s political angle, since Obama was put in the office, was to make the Liberals seem like fascist nazis/socialists who want power and control, spreading fear and lies and even hate propaganda towards the Liberals, who are, just trying to make true to their promises.

FYI to the drating retarded who actually believe the Liberals have a hidden agenda: THAT IS HOW NAZI GERMANY AND SOVIET RUSSIA dratING STARTED YOU IGNORANT dratERS!
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Male 41
I am saddened by what politics has devolved into...
Nobody looks at the policies anymore, nobody cares what is actually happening in our government.
Everyone is just calling names now. Politics have gone from intelligent discussion on how to run a country, to personal attacks and focus on specific people and parties.
And I`m not pinning this on one side or another. The entire system has come to this at once.
Both sides are just as guilty.
In the end, the media has distorted everything into a sort of "playground argument".
And elections just feel like weird popularity contests to me now... Who has the most funding and best marketing strategy is all that matters now.
As a moderate, I feel lost.
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Female 464
haha. hot air. cute.
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Female 2,352
The person who did this probably thought it was f*cking hilarious. Lame.
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Male 1,351
Heh, I support the Prez but this is pretty clever.
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Male 3,255
@IshiiDaFishy

Might wanna re-read his statement before you cast judgment.
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Male 773
"You want balance? Go watch Fox News."

Fail.
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Male 3,255
@goaliejerry

Thanks. I was gonna join the debate here but you said it better than I could have, and with far less profanity as well!
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Male 4,014
patchouly said: "I remember, when folks were making fun of Bush, the Republicans were verry pissed off and claiming that, no matter what you felt about the president, he was the President and you had to show him some respect; Otherwise you were being "UnAmerican".

Now, all of a sudden, the shoe is on the other foot and it has become completely alright to make fun of the President..."

NO - SEE, HE`S NOT AMERICAN. He`s a black Kenyan, thus illigitimate, thus it is PATRIOTIC to criticize him.

Just wait until we get attacked by terrorists again to see how quickly the "support our troops" party will say "It`s Obama`s fault."

They already did it with the Shoe Bomber over Christmas, immediately criticizing Obama as weak on terror. But when the Trade Tower attack happened under Bush, boy howdy if you said Bush was complicit YOU WERE LABELLED A TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER.
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Female 536
hee hee, blowhard....ha ha ha. Cut the politics and just laugh about it, ok, children?
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Male 4,014
"He does not follow the democratic ideals at all."

I know a democrat who would disagree with you, and I don`t know what you are talking about.
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Male 4,014
"One anti-Obama picture does not negate the amount of anti-conservative stuff posted on here"

Poor conservatives, always picked on, with NO way to get their viewpoints out, no radio or sympathetic radio stations, no Becks or Limbaughs to convince the uneducated that Democrat = Nazi.

I mean, they are just SO NICE, what with their homosexual prejudice, nativist hostility towards immigrants, their allusions to violence against the government, their implied racism in calling Obama Kenyan and denying he was born in the U.S. Its as if they are negroes in antebellum south the way they get picked on all the time....Booo fricken hooo.

You want balance? Go watch Fox News. Or SUBMIT YOUR OWN CONTENT.
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Male 877
@ cobrakiller: One anti-Obama picture does not negate the amount of anti-conservative stuff posted on here. Come back and talk to me when there are roughly equal amounts of anti-conservative and anti-liberal posts being made




case you hadnt noticed theyre the same...its a one party system.... private banks and big business...obamas an exceptable face to pacify a nation that was set to revolt...

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Male 1,054
ZNaught

You are right - over all, Obama is really much more of a Republican, he is really the first Black Republican president.
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Male 22
Looks like a trippy robot.....Drugs are bad
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Male 351
@cobrakiller: Making me lawl. One post does not make up for all of the conservative bashing. Not to mention all of the liberals insulting conservatives when I have yet to see a conservative actually insulting a liberal.
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Male 351
@SuperSmash: Not really. He does not follow the democratic ideals at all...

@Lionhart2: The button is specifically the logo used for Obama`s campaign.
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Male 1,610
nice
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Female 1,048
Politics & religion - guaranteed to bring out the worst in everybdy. Don`t worry, this could be in any bathroom in the world, just change it to primeminister where applicable!
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Male 50
lionhart
the pepsi symbol esc thing is an obama campaign sticker
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Male 3,755
Obama is a straight party-line politician like all the others. I`m so disappointed.
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Male 8,302
> ElSombrero
> Think there`s a Bush sticker under the Obama one?

What Obama one? It just says `our president`, so it can be used for umpteen years, for either side of the political donkey race.
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Male 64
@ cobrakiller: One anti-Obama picture does not negate the amount of anti-conservative stuff posted on here. Come back and talk to me when there are roughly equal amounts of anti-conservative and anti-liberal posts being made
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Male 776
" So if you are the smartest guy in the world in politics"

lol i get the joke there.... hehehe oxymoron....
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Male 456
@Nidonemo

I`m aware of all the other parties. Just no one takes the time to think outside the norm.

And I looked into why independents never being at events. It has to do with money and signatures (different states have different requirements). So if you are the smartest guy in the world in politics but if you don`t have the money or support, no one will ever hear of you.
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Male 7,817
looks like iab is no longer onesided, so i dont want to hear any more crap from the conservatives.
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Male 716
Clever, clever.

Think there`s a Bush sticker under the Obama one?
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Male 4,014
not even clever. I mean I`m all for good political humor, but a "hot air" reference? I mean its in a bathroom, how about some "going down the crapper" references or something?
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Male 99
lol hot air
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Male 50
patchouly...youre a canadian.
people will always defend who they like and tell others to support him
people will also always hate on who they dont like
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Male 9,305
"300 million people in America and we all seem to have 2 political ideologies. "

At least that`s what you see on TV. If you look on the ballots you see independent party, green party, and I think there`s actually 2-3 more on there.

But they`re never invited to the televised events. :(
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Male 15,510
That goes the same to every politician in the world
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Male 1,371
@panth753

Thats the toilet.
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Male 4,745
I remember, when folks were making fun of Bush, the Republicans were verry pissed off and claiming that, no matter what you felt about the president, he was the President and you had to show him some respect; Otherwise you were being "UnAmerican".

Now, all of a sudden, the shoe is on the other foot and it has become completely alright to make fun of the President...
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Female 356
I see the guy taking the picture.
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Male 456
@ggolbez

You just realized that? lol

300 million people in America and we all seem to have 2 political ideologies.
So much for school telling me we are all special and we are all different.
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Male 480
HAHAHAHA!!!
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Male 9,305
ggolbez nailed it.

Who wants to restart America? I`m for an entire country wipe and reboot. Nonviolent of course.
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Male 1,931
This is what politics has been reduced to in America. It`s not about the issues, or the policies, or anything of the sort. It`s not about the wars we are fighting, or the homeless dying in our streets. It`s about bashing the other guy, and going for the "big win" rather than doing what is right. It`s a sports game now, and the prize is control.
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Male 2,056
lol, nice
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Female 3,574
looool wow
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Female 547
Now I get it!
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Female 9,561
A Republican one would be so much funnier.
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Male 48
lulz hahahahahaha
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Male 20,830
Link: An Obama-Endorsed Auto Hand Dryer? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ohhhhhhh. We get it now. Heh.
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