Always Blur Your Tabs When Screen Capping [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Yeah, it"s all fun and games to point out someone"s Facebook fails, but beware of your porny tabs on your screen grab.
There are 74 comments:
Female 76
lmao and they wonder why she is missing church something tells me it doesnt have anthing to do with this jason kid :`)
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Male 68
@theJayCub:
u dissin`?
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Male 153
"Richards Dawkins is the man"

You pick a crappy author to label as `the man`. Try pop-up books. That may be more on your level.
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Male 1,162
"thats why I dont read"

Hah!
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Male 41
does it really matter. I just got 2 great sites to visit
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Male 45
porno atheist...
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Male 3,915
lol...funny stuff...this is why you always keep the porn on a completely separate browser window...not just a different tab...
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Female 80
Richards Dawkins is the man
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Male 5,624
"...Maybe she`s imagining herself as one of the men..."

Hmm...
I played KOTOR, KOTOR II, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2 as a woman, modeled after my S.O...
*Thinks about how he played RPGS as a woman only, hacked the games so `she` would have a woman as love interest...*
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Male 12,365
[quote]that is what I meant, most people watch porn so they can place themselves in the porn. [/quote]

Not necessarily and not necessarily as themselves. It`s a fantasy - you can be whoever or whatever you like in fantasy.

Here`s an example:

A man watches some lesbian porn. That is not an unusual scenario. It cannot be fitted into your framework because the watcher isn`t a "match" for any of the participants.

OK, so maybe he`s mentally adding himself in addition to the scene, rather than as one of the people in the scene. But that also applies to this situation - she could be mentally adding herself in as an extra.

Maybe she`s imagining herself as one of the men. Fantasy doesn`t have to match reality.

Maybe she`s a voyeur and simply gets off on watching, not placing herself in the scene.

I think it isn`t as odd a situation as you think.
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Male 5,624
"that is what I meant, most people watch porn so they can place themselves in the porn."
We are all saying the same thing.

I used that point to juxtapose the actions of her friends, not to ridicule her taste in porn fantasy which I find quite acceptable if not tame.
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Female 864
Everyone should read The God Delusion .
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Male 2,703
"anyone can go to your facebook profile and... screencap you conversation as long as you are either their friend or they didnt set up a private profile...thats the question here"

no, `she` is on her `home` page (see top image for a status update) what was being questioned was whether her account was hacked (I know a particular site that likes to hack FB pages) and the nerdy 15 yr old white british guy thought it was funny and screen capped it (he probably wrote the whole dawkins bit too).

"White people can only watch white porn?"

"Brittany also likes to pretend she`s an African-American girl being rammed by large numbers of men dressed in Confederate Flagged T-shirts. "

that is what I meant, most people watch porn so they can place themselves in the porn.

btw, I agree with you boadicea about how much dawkins sucks.
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Female 4,376
That was amazing.
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Male 723
"Wut r u talkin bout???? See thats y i dont read!!!! u better b at church sunday..."

Willful ignorance of the faithful. `Nuff said.

8-) LJ
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Male 5,189
LMAO!
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Male 5,624
Hmm...
Brittany pays for porn.
Brittany likes to read.
Brittany is under a large amount of peer pressure.
Brittany did not need that book in order to tell that her church and friends are full of crap.

Brittany also likes to pretend she`s an African-American girl being rammed by large numbers of men dressed in Confederate Flagged T-shirts.
Strangely, this is less weird than her friends not acknowledging her new personal status.

If wonder if she`ll go through a period where she apologizes to friends for advising them based on fundamentalism rather than logic, like myself.
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Male 289
white guys black girls? think I`ll check that out....
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Female 654
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Why are you all saying she? It`s obviously, OBVIOUSLY (OBVIOUSLYOBVIOUSLYOBVIOUSLY) a random "hacker" (that`s really generous, but whatever) posting something to bother the girl`s family and "ruin" her life. The screenshot was taken by some nerdy white 15 year old who probably just didn`t give a damn if the people he was showing this picture to saw this fetishes. I think you were all just really exciting about the prospect of a kinky woman who can spell.
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@thecranberry
It`s a she. Case closed.

howlingwolf dear, we can see that britt is a girl..what cranberry is saying is how do you know the person who did the screen cap isnt some guy...anyone can go to your facebook profile and... screencap you conversation as long as you are either their friend or they didnt set up a private profile...thats the question here
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Male 173
SuperSmash: "She changed her mind after reading a book that told her not to believe another book."

lmao!
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Female 150
I love how the names are blacked out, but the whole name is in the comment. lol censor fail.
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Male 3,755
She changed her mind after reading a book that told her not to believe another book.
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Female 3,828
@ ElSombrero. - I agree entirely.

And LOL at this post! it is funny on SOOOO many levels. LOL
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Female 1,048
Why does she appear to have no eyebrows?
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Male 12,365
[quote]see thats y i dont read!!!![/quote]

You couldn`t make that stuff up. She doesn`t read because she`s functionally illiterate, not because she`s worried that reading a particular book might make her think differently.
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Male 331
Karen Cain. I`d hit that.
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Male 799
cain* surry for the double post
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Male 799
also failed at blurring the girls name a second time... karen kain, here i come...
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Male 716
Whether you -blindly- convert to Christianity because of a book or -blindly- convert to Atheism because of a book... you are a sheep.
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Male 8,302
The God Delusion is about as factual as any of Dan Brown`s books, but overall is interesting food for thought, and is recommended reading (or if you can`t be bothered reading, there`s an audiobook version on kickasstorrents). Its exactly the type of book which would sway a hypocritical f-ed up sway-in-the-wind-with-every-breeze person like Brit. Don`t worry Sis, tomorrow she`ll be wearing Hari Krishna robes and the day after that she`ll be marrying a millionaire, then she`ll come crying bacl to the church, and next week everything will be the same story all over again.
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Female 122
Janel, I thought the reason you didn`t read was because you didn`t know how. That`s what it looks like from they way you`re writing anyways.
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Female 3,562
"see thats y i dont read!!!!!"

Aaaaaaaand this is why people don`t respect Christianity.
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Male 1,351
@thecranberry
It`s a she. Case closed.
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Male 901
I`ll have to check those ones out, never seen them before.
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Female 1,677
I read the God Delusion- he`s kind of as much (or more) of a whiny non-nice individual as bible thumpers. He attacks simple-minded Xns and doesn`t focus at all on intelligent philosophical arguments (believe it or not, some exist) for religion. I`m more of an atheist than anything, but Dawkins sucks.

"also, she appears to be white, why was she looking at "whiteboysblackgirls" or w/e it was?"

White people can only watch white porn? I did not know that.
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Male 730
Why are you all saying she? It`s obviously, OBVIOUSLY (OBVIOUSLYOBVIOUSLYOBVIOUSLY) a random "hacker" (that`s really generous, but whatever) posting something to bother the girl`s family and "ruin" her life. The screenshot was taken by some nerdy white 15 year old who probably just didn`t give a damn if the people he was showing this picture to saw this fetishes. I think you were all just really exciting about the prospect of a kinky woman who can spell.
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Male 5,194
Wait - that`s not the icon for cumbang.com. I smell shenanigans.
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Male 1,081
Why doesn`t Janelle read?
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Male 10,440
Two lols for the price of one! I love it.
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Male 965
Oops is right.
Also someone has a fetish.
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Male 1,452
reminds me when jdog posted a screen cap on the site and one of the tabs said "horny cops boobs"
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Male 719
It seems that atheists are capable of spelling and using correct grammar.
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Male 25,417
this is a fail,
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Male 5,314
good god, that one bitch can`t even spell.
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Male 1,451
I also like how the screen grabber blurred Karen`s name on her post, but didn`t blur "Karen Cain" in the next comment.
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Male 464
You would hope they would notice! God is punishing them!
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Male 2,703
"IkeRay, the `g` is from the British newspaper "The Guardian", one of the more reliable ones."

ok, I`ll retract that, but she still had one gossip column open.

also, she appears to be white, why was she looking at "whiteboysblackgirls" or w/e it was?
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Male 15,510
This screenshot shows many of society problems all at once!
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Male 540
IkeRay, the `g` is from the British newspaper "The Guardian", one of the more reliable ones.
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Female 635
I`m more amused by what she was trying to screencap.
That`s why she doesn`t read... God Bless America indeed.
Richard Dawkins is also just plain cool. He`s basically a hero of athiesm and he`s married to my childhood hero. He`s about as kick ass as a man can be.
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Male 591
Looks like someone has absolutely terrible taste in porn.
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Male 4,867
Porn > Church.
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Male 1,190
I don`t have to say anything, they damn themselves to self-marginalization. Awesome.
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Male 2,440
[quote]Porn is fun. Church is not.[/quote]

Yup.
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Male 2,703
"look, she`s reading the news too!"

I see a gossip tab and another that says "latest news" but not like NYtimes or something, the "g" suggests its another gossip column.
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Female 9,557
Oh wow.
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Male 1,231
madest- You took the words right out of my mouth!
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Female 3,574
Janelle probably hasn`t read the Bible, either.
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Female 203
Aww come on guys...she can`t be all bad, look, she`s reading the news too! XP
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Male 290
Dawkins would be proud... lol
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Male 339
"SEE THATS Y I DON`T READ!"
Quote of the millennium. Look there`s plenty of intelligent Christians in all parts of the world working in all fields, but it`s worth making the distinction that the bible cannot replace an education.
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Male 7,378
Porn is fun. Church is not.
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Male 1,399
Way to expose your identity and that of your friends, Brit!
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Male 794
i dont read either, but i know jesus is right, cuz the bible tells me so, but i never read it so up yours, and way to go whiteboysblackgirls.com gotta check that shieet out lmao,

Love is my religion
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Female 1,604
haha hey that God Illusion book was just on listverse as one of the most controversial books of all time..
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Male 795
Looks like she realized celibacy is a really bad idea.
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Male 1,958
Lady knows what she likes
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Male 518
troll
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Male 4,807
This I suspect is a thinly veiled attempt to get a flame war going.
Why would anyone honestly screen cap that?? Seriously?
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Male 14,331
I don`t readz I letz da lord dunz my thinkuns.
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Male 325
When you edit out names you should edit out names in the comments after the name too :) Karen Cain hahah
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Male 1,220
Very classy lady.
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Female 3,574
*shrugs*
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Male 20,822
Link: Always Blur Your Tabs When Screen Capping [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yeah, it`s all fun and games to point out someone`s Facebook fails, but beware of your porny tabs on your screen grab.
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