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Date: 04/05/10 02:03 PM

36 Responses to A-1 Sales & Service: Have Job, Will Travel [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Link: A-1 Sales & Service: Have Job, Will Travel - These damn sonuvabitches do everything.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    damn, they do alot
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    LOL
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Yeah, it was originally going to be `Chad & Son: Tree, Debris and Stump Removal`, but Chad Jr. turned out all geeky and into web design. Fortunately, Chad Sr. was a cunning man and instead of disowning his nerdy son, decided to take the business into a new direction...
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    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    driving too close is dangerous, especially in wet weather
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    what do you expect from a Floridian?
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    "driving too close is dangerous, especially in wet weather"

    they`re stopped at a redlight, and the driver (photographer) is stopped well enough back.

    looks like the only thing A-1 can`t do is fix their 3rd brake light.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    wow, one stop shop!
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    datroman Male 13-17
    36 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    @xerasia

    Hope you aren`t trying to make that an insult seeing as clearly this guy is multi-talented :)

    Proud to be a Floridian because of this guy, especially since I`ll be moving to the UF area closer to him within a year or so :P
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    "Wise men still seek...", what? How does it end, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS THAT LAST WORD ON THE PLATE! Anyone?
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    mjy34222 Male 50-59
    26 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    And they will do your taxes.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    What about industry and government?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    What about research?
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    Rorschach_ Male 40-49
    115 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    The last word is "him" as in "Him". (god)
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    "Wise men still seek...", what? How does it end, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS THAT LAST WORD ON THE PLATE! Anyone?

    Him. Wise Men Still Seek Him.
    Meaning Jesus.
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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    "Wise Men Still Seek Him". Pfft...
    Its always bugged me when Christians act like some rare super-de-duper secret club that requires fish symbols, and phrases (most from the bible) like they`re Illuminati or something.
    Like everywhere (in the states anyway) isn`t over-run by Christianity like a Petri dish... Like those symbols aren`t already plastered EVERYWHERE and totally obvious to everyone.
    Or is it important to have the fish symbol on your car, because then just maybe someone won`t cut you off or will give you the right of way. You must be in the club and point it out, or they`ll be non-law abiding jerks to you? Is that it?
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    "Its always bugged me when Christians act"

    I feel sorry for you, just as I feel sorry for homophobes, racists anti-semites, and other bigots.

    All of the ugliness that you spew out onto people you know nothing about, originates inside of you, and that is truly sad. Whether or not there is a hell after death, regardless of who will or will not go there, it could barely compare with the living hell people like you put yourselves through.
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    lucu Female 18-29
    176 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Do you people ever find anything amusing, or just go on the internet to complain about religion, beliefs, and politics? Just laugh or move on. No one is happy about anything? I`m kinda poor and I find time to enjoy something in life. Be grateful to be alive TO complain.
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    kelknaughty Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    not to burst anybody`s bubble, but i`m pretty sure that last word is "help." it`s probably their slogan. i just saved you all time and energy you would have wasted debating religion. i believe what i believe, you believe what you believe. no amount of back and forth arguing over who`s right is going to change either of our minds, so can we all get back to the reason we come to this site?
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    untiedshoes6 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    I recognize the area code, come on, just GUESS where this is...........


    Yup. Florida. Ocala area to be exact.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    "You must be in the club and point it out, or they`ll be non-law abiding jerks to you? Is that it?"
    No, they just like expressing themselves. Thats the beauty of the freedoms we have, people can say whatever they please, even if other people don`t like it. God Bless America!
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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    "I feel sorry for you, just as I feel sorry for homophobes, racists anti-Semites, and other bigots."

    That`s funny...you accusing me of such a thing, when Christians are the ones with "Christian" book stores, and "Christian" music and special jebusfish symbols so they know "who`s in the club"...

    In other words, people who like to separate themselves because according to them... Christian™ is better! Which was kinda the point of my original post. :/
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    Website development and stump removal have a lot in common.

    kelknaughty "not to burst anybody`s bubble, but i`m pretty sure that last word is `help.`"

    No, it`s definitely "Him." You can see the top half of the word, and there`s no "L" sticking up. Another clue is that if you Google "Wise men still seek Him," you get 137,000 hits, but "Wise men still seek help" gets 0 hits.
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    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    what`s the deal with the argument going on in here? atheists, no one is forcing you to believe, like, or acknowledge anything christians do, if it bothers you get over it, there`s plenty things christians don`t like but can`t change. the "jebusfish" you talk about is a symbol why does it bother you so much? a symbol only means something to people who understand it, if you don`t then move along. i dont understand how the people on this website are always so pro abortion, pro gay, pro leftist politics, pro drugs; but when something is antiabortion, dosent agree with homosexuality, republican politics they fly off the handle, its the same boat and we are all sinking on it. go be gay and let christians have their fish.

    and i dont find anything wrong with that truck he`s clearly a productive guy feeding his family by any means
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    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 3:55 am
    I felt like trolling, but some here are way better than I`ll ever be.

    `... he`s clearly a productive guy feeding his family by any means`
    "Awww honey, can`t we afford something else than that darned jebusfish? It`s the sixth time this week!"
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:02 am
    I love how anything even remotely religious kicks off a huge debate.
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    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:35 am
    @ oceanbeast

    I love you
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    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Am I missing something? This picture isn`t funny.
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    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    I`m so glad to see that an argument broke out because this guy uses a Bible quote to promote his business. Nice.
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    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    oceanbeast....thank you.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    I`ve submitted so many pics that were completely original (as in taken with my own camera) that haven`t been accepted..and this crap gets on here? okkk
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    Nick513 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    A.S.S. HAHAHAHAHAnotfunny
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    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    If your complaining about Christians being superior than you probably either agree or think that you are better than Christians so shut up and stop being so hypocritical
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    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    @iKite5 the joke is supposed to be that this guy does everything if you read the back of the truck I don`t find it very funny either though...
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    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    yeah, this joke sucks.... fail.
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    how can you even be talking about religion? anybody?! jeeze, religion is like obama, dont wanna hear about it. yea i said it. STFU

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