3rd Place National Army Combative Trophy [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Yikes, if this is what they give 3rd place, what do they give the guy who comes in last?
There are 45 comments:
Male 928
Don`t ask don`t tell fail.
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Male 25,416
ok!
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Female 11
i`m pretty sure that`s a cake not a trophy
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Male 2,521
"That`s a triangle choke. If you`re in that your choices are to give up or pass out. Grow up a bit kids, do you wrap your legs around the back of a girl`s neck when she`s going down on you? Of course not. She`d gag."

I guess if I had to force her to go down on me I would have...
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Female 3,828
lol awesome
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Male 204
That`s a triangle choke. If you`re in that your choices are to give up or pass out. Grow up a bit kids, do you wrap your legs around the back of a girl`s neck when she`s going down on you? Of course not. She`d gag.
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Male 468
he is doing a triangle choke it is a common move in jujutsu or judo
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Female 108
actual wrestling move or not, the makers meant for this to look like this, right? I say the last-place trophy would be doggie style
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Male 63
Should have been the "dont ask dont tell" trophy. I mean how much more homoerotic can it get?
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Female 4,028
He`s just... wrestling.
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Male 807
amazing, do the makers of these trophies know what theyre doing when making something like this?! lol
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Male 304
A stuffed scale replica of Michael Jackson`s penis.
That is what last place gets.
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Male 24
How do you win first and second place?
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Female 18
they should have made a better trophy
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Female 9,475
So much for don`t ask don`t tell.
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Male 544
I hate to say it, but grappling is a very homoerotic art form. `Nuff said.
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Female 2,352
Triangle choke seems like a douche move. "I`m gonna choke you while forcing your face to meet my balls."
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Male 2,440
I won`t ask if you won`t tell. xD
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Male 100
I agree with TxP that perhaps another technique might not give off the homosexual vibe this one does.
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Male 236
While I do understand this is a triangle choke hold.....for a military with such homophobic officials, I`m quite surprised they`d allow such a homoerotic trophy.
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Male 77
The triangle choke is deadly
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Male 421
the undertaker will murderize you with this move.
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Female 1,190
should have done a guillotine
so much cooler :P and a little less risque lol
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Male 1,266
That`s just a poor point of view, bet it looks perfectly innocent from any other angle...
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Male 258
it`s called a triangle choke hold. look it up on youtube. Nasty stuff
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Male 9,306
He`s givin` him a raspberry. XD
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Male 2,345
1st place was this satus but on all fours!
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Male 591
I`m not sure what those guys are doing, but they`re doing it wrong.
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Male 2,125
[quote]Is that what they give you on dishonourable discharge then?[/quote]

I think that`s how that`s how they get a "dishonorable discharge"
>.>
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Male 48
Oh baby, I`m signing up right now
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Female 2,509
hehehe "comes in last" hehehe

@ scottserious

no pun intended? lol
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Male 7,611
i guess thats one way to say he loses.
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Male 690
The First Place award? He gets to anally rape the third place guy.
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Male 38,457
I think they give you discharge for doing that
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Male 121
longhornsfan sounds as if he has some gay issues himself. COME OUT OF THE CLOsET DEAR!
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Female 7,866
Is that what they give you on dishonourable discharge then?
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Male 13
U.S. Army: Producing queers since 1776
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Female 4,039
Oh my!
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Male 15,510
Its for something that pose is called "The military"
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Male 134
eyyyy wrestling is for I am a racist!faggots
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Female 497
This is amazing. I hope it`s real. o_o
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Male 17,512
o.O WTH ?
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Male 5,314
well that blows
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Male 2,125
Don`t ask, don`t tell. Suuuuuuure...
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Male 20,111
Link: 3rd Place National Army Combative Trophy [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yikes, if this is what they give 3rd place, what do they give the guy who comes in last?
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