28 Hilarious Homeless People Signs

Submitted by: JoeyTheRat 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/04/19/28-hilarious-homeless-people-signs/

Hey hobos, if you"re that funny, you"re not that bad off.
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Male 25,416
Some of them were the sane guy!
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Male 2,737
#13 is actor, Garrett Hedlund. He was the bad guy in the movie`Death Sentence` featuring Kevin Bacon, and was in `Friday night lights`and`Troy`. And #27 is my friend Troy. I`m not kidding.
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Male 715
"I would walk up to the homeless jedi and give him $100 dollars if he can beat me in a light saber fight. for real... then, I would probably take him home and put him in a nice dry cage and feed him hobo food and brush his hobo hair and walk him with a hobo leash untill forever and ever."

That is the single most creepy comment I`ve ever read on iab, even though it`s meant in jest.
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Female 3,828
i like the jedi one.
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Male 212
(cryptic handwave)
"This IS the hobo you`re looking for..."
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Female 4,447
Our hobos around here are all lame. I should show them this post and others like it so they too can spice up their hobo-ery. And teach the one guy in particular how to spell. It`s f-a-m-i-l-y asshat not p-h-a-m-l-y.
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Female 4,028
I think the "I need money for beer/drugs/etc. At least I`m honest!" type of signs are getting old...
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Female 682
I would walk up to the homeless jedi and give him $100 dollars if he can beat me in a light saber fight. for real... then, I would probably take him home and put him in a nice dry cage and feed him hobo food and brush his hobo hair and walk him with a hobo leash untill forever and ever.
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Female 2,352
Homeless Jedi and the United Negro Pizza fund guy would so get money from me.
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Male 2,056
27 looked like the guitarist from SoaD =D
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Male 1,523
Who or what is Sidewalk Cynic...
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Female 57
i see the Help Fight Hobophobia one ALL the time in Ottawa.
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Male 5,194
"United Negro Pizza Fund" would get my dollar.
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Female 120
I met the "Bet you $1.00" guy once. He told me to stay in school.
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Male 120
id deff give the "Homeless Jedi" 5 bucks.
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Male 639
The woman with one leg lives here in Austin..
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Male 2,553
Homeless Jedi for the win!!!
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Male 89
I once saw a sign that said "I bet you can`t hit me with a quarter." Needless to say, he got a quarter.
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Male 4,680
I`d definitely pay for some sh*tty advice.
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Female 343
Homeless people are getting more creative lol. What blows my mind is something my hubby witnessed in a gas station. Guy#1 says to Guy #2, "Hey didn`t I see you down on (location) panhandling?" Guy#2 affirms. Guy #2 somewhat pissed off says "You`re panhandling to buy lotto tickets?? You should be ashamed of yourself and get a real job!". Panhandler guy, we noticed, got into an extremely nice truck when he left the store by the way. Wtf.
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Female 864
Some pretty funny signs there but f them ,I work my ass off and no one ever gave me anything so they can get their poo together and get a job.
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Male 1,195
I would`ve given a dollar to the "drat you, give me a dollar!" guy. I like his attitude.
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Male 2,549
And yes WtfDorkFace, he DOES look like Gary Busey. You could enter that on totallylookslike.com.
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Male 2,549
I agree with zombieland.
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Female 387
I like the homeless jedi one. Don`t make him use the force, give him some change.
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Male 418
The "sh*tty advice" one was the best
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Female 779
I lol`d at the "replaced by CGI"
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Female 1,604
*sidewalk lol
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Female 1,604
What is that sidwalkcynic that is written below some of them?
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Female 179
Does that first guy kind of look a bit like Gary Busey? I`m just sayin...
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Male 15,510
Many of those have seen them individually already around here
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Male 1,226
The one about Linsday lohan is funny but the others are the same poo we`ve been seeing over and over again for the last few years (like the ones that say "oh hey, at least I`m not lying).
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Male 3
haha ahh u hobos and your shenanigans
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Male 11
Link: 28 Hilarious Homeless People Signs [Rate Link] - Hey hobos, if you`re that funny, you`re not that bad off.
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