23 Different Ways You Can Be Cool [Pic]

Submitted by: Kamichi-chan 7 years ago in Funny

Yep, this kid got is right, but did he miss any? I think I-A-B can come up with at least 100...
There are 128 comments:
Male 13
Move into the fridge.
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Female 412
"Make a list on how to be cool"
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Male 2,737
Just kidding.
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Male 2,737
Kill an infant?
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Female 547
"Learn to speak European".... majah lulz
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Female 1,401
you`re only cool if you smoke weed with steve
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Male 63
Yeah im thinking steve has got to be Hey steve. Which other steve is cooler than hey steve?
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Male 267
screw steve everyone knows that to be cool you got to roll with bill
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Male 1,193
make a facebook.

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Male 25,416
Is they hey steve from strong bad!
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Male 535
afk gotta go find steve.
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Female 4,420
i want to see the ones scribbled out.
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Female 1,435
yay steve!
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Female 4,039
Whoops - well, I`m almost cool.
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Female 4,039
#24 [quote]Learn to use italics on IAB[\quote]
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Male 914
i like turtles
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Male 29
lol @ duffy. It`s ok man, I got it ;).
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Male 14
duffytoler, your joking right? what the f*ck is european? and i think you mean stick with ENGLISH.
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Female 3,726
1. Go back to school.

2. Pay attention this time.

3. Learn to write better than someone in the second grade.

*good grief*
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Male 736
helmets and mohawks ftw
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Male 13,630
Always cool to hang out with Steve...
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Male 5,194
>>"Learn European" --> Seriously?

Learn to SPEAK European. So he can understand what the fat chick is singing in opera and watch a bunch of crappy art films without subtitles. Ain`t worth it. European is too much effort to learn for too little reward. Stick with American.
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Male 100
I live in Williamsburg. Im cool!!!
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Female 1,095
Learn to write better.
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Male 1,485
wow, im halfway to being cool ^_^
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Female 509
He forgot "pop shirt collar". Then he can add douchebaggery to his already silly list.
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Male 296
Fight a bear
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Male 516
"Learn European" --> Seriously?
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Male 58
EXXXtreme everything
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Female 1,963
Good thing I already speak European and am eXXXtreme. Also, online friendships do NOT make you cool. I learned that the hard way.
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Male 350
@feedee88

I`m pretty sure he meant one of the european languages except english.
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Male 642
feedee88 I guess he means "learn to speak any european language"
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Male 976
No, the "Cool" spectrum is:

Chad---Steve-----------------Chuck Norris
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Female 420
That is pretty cute.
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Male 509
it makes me lose all faith in humanity when people don`t understand the difference between a country and a continent... I knew someone once who thought your pancreas was the bit that fell out at childbirth (aside from the chikd obv). FYI, its the placenta not pancreas. The same person also asked what the difference was between an ocean and a river... and this was when they were 14/15...
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Male 231
hahahaha "Hang out with Steve"
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Female 95
wow. even being from a country that is part of the european union i never realised we all spoke one language! either that or it`s some new language that`s a mash up of all the languages of the countries from europe. hmm think that would make him pretty cool if he could do that! lolness.
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Male 32
It`s ironic that anybody who creates a list like this can never be cool. Oh wait - that`s irony! Maybe he IS cool. Gotta go talk to Steve about this.
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Male 1,265
Learn European.. lol
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Male 914
wow, just imagine if you could do everything on the list at the same time...
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Female 846
i laffed at abercrombie and flitch, and at EXXXXXXXTREME(everything)
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Male 554
He forgot start doing drugs!
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Male 430
as my name is Steve, I agree with this list.
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Male 9,305
"French motorcyclist would tick many of these off, and there`s nothing cool about a French motorcyclist."

Oh? Let me try...

He rides in smelling of cigarette smoke and cheap wine, wearing pilot shades that no one has ever seen behind. Never says a word, just gasses up and leaves, or buys a bag of chips from the vending machine, wears a red bandanna on his left shoulder. Once I saw him drop off a lady that looked pretty roughed up, like she got on the bad side of some drunk. She used the payphone with change he gave her, and he rode off while she cried into the receiver.

"No I`m okay...he saved me...you know him...Vincent."
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Male 1,141
Most of those things fall under the list of "How to become an annoying hipster"...
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Female 122
This looks like stuff I use to write down in notebooks in high school.
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Female 654
a guy with facial hair, a mohawk, wears all black (but only abercrombie and "flitch"), eats more meat, wears multiple helmets and designer shades, not to mention that super cool leather jacket

yea thats one hot stud
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Female 1,798
lmao @ move to Williamsburg, eat more meat, and hang out with Steve =)
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Male 2,121
French motorcyclist would tick many of these off, and there`s nothing cool about a French motorcyclist.
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Male 55
No. 24, stop eating paste
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Male 56
If anyone that I saw did more than a few of these, I would be morally obliged to kill them. The species can only get stronger.
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Female 1,329
How are some of these remotely cool?

Just exactly where did this poor misunderstood fellow get his information?
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Male 54
ReReReRepost.
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Male 8
I agree with the majority of this list. I`m not too sure about Steve though, that guy is kind of sketchy.
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Female 318
Nah, being independant is waay cooler than being a democrat- as long as you`re not a conspiracy theorist that is...
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Male 2,148
Yeah, I hang out with Steve. I feel pretty cool, too.
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Male 56
If anyone that I saw did more than a few of these, I would be morally obliged to kill them. The species can only get stronger.
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Male 712
Ways To Be Cool Revised:

1. Figure out who you are and what you like. Go with that and use it to be socially confident without being a douche. No exceptions.

2. If you`re ever informed you`re wrong by someone who isn`t signing paychecks to you, your parents or significant other, refer to number 1.
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Male 10,855
i got one:
Just be cool.
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Female 98
eat more meat... online friendship...ambercrombie and FLITCH... these are all awesome and he should pursue this lmao. (insert
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Female 4,376
I`ll never be cool :-(
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Male 229
"Lionhart -- Chad ----------- Steve -- Fat People -- Democrats -- Mud -- Davy"

I am a democrat, but I do have to admit, Mud is cooler than being a democrat.
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Female 27
hangout with steve job???? oh yea... maybe i can steal a ipad or two lol
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Female 3,598
I hang out with Steve!!! AWESOME!!
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Female 741
lol steve...all I could think of was Steve Wilkos.
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Female 198
See, some of these things dont apply to me. I dont think I would become cooler if I grew facial hair...or would I? hmm....
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Male 8,300
> Nidonemo
> The douche / cool spectrum should look like...this:
> Chad --------------- Steve
> According to data collected from IAB Forums.

More like...

Lionhart -- Chad ----------- Steve -- Fat People -- Democrats -- Mud -- Davy
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Male 3,310
Is "Hollywood" a reference to "Mannequin"? Because I heard it in that voice.
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Male 165
totally need to learn to speak European
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Male 9,305
So let`s see...

The douche / cool spectrum should look like...this:

Chad --------------- Steve

According to data collected from IAB Forums.
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Male 8,300
My friend Steve, a French motorcyclist from Williamsburg, always wears a helmet to cover his beard and mohawk. He splashed some of his cologne on his black leather jacket when his sunglasses...
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Female 355
Ambercroombie & Flitch...?

Sounds like the right way to say it.
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Female 2,352
Lol @ helmets and extreme everything.
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Female 511
I know Steve, and he is NOT as cool as you might think. Chad is much cooler.
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Female 77
lol speak European and eat more meat
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Female 3,574
Steve is so cool, you become cooler just by being in close proximity to him!
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Male 2,199
lol at the end it started to look like a to do list...
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Male 2,436
I met a guy named Steve once.
I was hanging out with a bunch of doctors; Steve was a pharmaceutical sales rep.
He bought the drinks all night and... AND he had been on "Wheel of Fortune"!
Steve was waaaaay COOL!!!
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Male 224
this was hilarious
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Female 2,672
dude im extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme everything
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Male 1,505
I think Abercrombie & Fitch snuck onto this page from the How To Be A Douchebag list
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Male 28
lol... I would totally hang out with Steve.
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Male 316
Hang out with Steve. Hahaha
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Male 467
@sonikku
Yeah, me too! I speak my native language as well al english. That`s two European languages.
Also; fuvk you.
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Male 63
how does one "speak European?"
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Male 15,510
Is this the future of America
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Male 9,305
Oh and not being an ass works wonders.
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Female 251
wow this kid got it exactly right.
Some can only dream of being friends with Steve
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Female 65
@joolin. ^5
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Male 350
Hey, I speak 2 european languages! I`m double cool!
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Female 511
24. LISTS!
25. No necessity of listing things that may make you cool
26. Demonstrating your individuality by looking and acting EXACTLY like pretty much everyone else in your age group
27. saying f*ck at least once per sentence
28. bookmarking www.i-am-bored.com
29. poutine!
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Male 976
Why thank you, Gorgack! Steve says you are cool...
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Male 9,305
Well, he has the leather jacket part right. You just need to look good in one is all...
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Male 758
Hey, I wrote this in 10th grade...
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Female 3,828
aww cute. little kids are awesome. eat more meat? thats kind of weird though. and lol at "speak european"
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Female 2,026
speak european?
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Male 4,680
"Online friendships are the only friendships you have `Steve`"
Because you know the guy in real life, right?
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Male 976
Putting Steve down definitely ISN`T cool! >:(
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Female 277
Online friendships are the only friendships you have `Steve`
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Male 976
And a big HIGH FIVE to spocksbeard for being a fellow Steve! That means this post is twice as cool now ;D
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Female 708
Do you know how difficult it is to have a decent mohawk, and wear a helmet? This guy is not gonna be able to complete this list...
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Male 976
My name is Steve so I`m automatically cool! :D
I also have the "facial hair/wearing cologne/online friendships" part down, too. ;)
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Female 497
I strongly feel as if my brother is behind this.

o_O
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Male 2,121
lol, speak european...
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Male 55
I must be the ultimate cool because I AM Steve! You guys can all hang out with me if you like :)
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Male 32
I almost missed this post. I was hanging out with Steve.
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Male 1,081
visit this website
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Male 639
Date a 9-10?
Being seen dating a beautiful woman is an instant `cool.`
If you`re ugly as hell then other people automatically assume you have money or a larger than average hoolydooly.
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Male 894
motorcycles were cool before this list was made, thus: i rock even harder
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Female 318
I hang out with Steve ^.^
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Male 1,002
This kid is clearly from the future - a future in which European is a language and science has discovered a way to make helmets look cool.
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Male 877
improve your handwriting and dont buy into `cool` theres nothing more annoying the people thinking theyre `cool` but are not...However, `the Fonz` blows my theory out of the water....add saying `heyyyyyyyyy` to the list...
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Female 839
`Irony` lol
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Female 451
psychrock? What is that? He even has a question mark next to it.
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Female 117
Im guess this guy`s name is Steve.
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Female 277
Abercroombie and Flitch
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Male 769
I vote hanging out with Steve to be the next big meme.
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Male 123
...besides everyone knows peeing pants is the coooolist.
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Male 123
Meh...Steve with his fancy Abercrombie & Flitch clothes and European accent....I hate that bearded meat eater.
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Male 203
I guess the smoking stereotype is getting washed ashore, eh?
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Male 129
turn on AC
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Male 698
WHO IS STEVE? IS HE A PEDOPHILE?
23?
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Male 2,703
hanging out with steve is the only way to get cool
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Male 153
L2speak European

Win.
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Male 129
Kick ass and take names!!!
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2,834
i love how leather jackets, A & E and guitar are all followed by irony.
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Male 177
wow... I fit like... half of those.... does that make me cool? Holy poo! I have to call my mom!
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Female 621
Link: 23 Different Ways You Can Be Cool [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yep, this kid got is right, but did he miss any? I think I-A-B can come up with at least 100...
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