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Date: 04/23/10 10:03 AM

61 Responses to 2 Eyjafjallajokull Volcano Jokes, 1 Link [2 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Link: 2 Eyjafjallajokull Volcano Jokes, 1 Link - Is there anything better than a good solid joke about a natural disaster?
  2. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Yeah, the name is real hard for non-Icelandic people xD I think jokull means volcano, but I`m not sure
  3. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Ha! That last one was awesome! Although I think it`s funnier to people outside of Iceland, Scandinavia + neighbours...
  4. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:28 am
    I had to listen to the pronunciation online to understand how to pronounce it, up until then all I was thinking was "yeah, -that- volcano."
  5. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:29 am
    omfg, that first picture made me lmao
  6. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    April 23, 2010 at 10:30 am
    We need more volcano humor.
  7. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Eyjafjallajokull translates as `Island mountain glacier` i believe :)
  8. Profile photo of Toonoisy
    Toonoisy Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Eyja = island
    fjalla = mountain
    Jökull = glacier
  9. Profile photo of Jonthemag202
    Jonthemag202 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:38 am
    YAY!!!! the oatmeal is my favorite besides Cyanide and Happines!!
  10. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Old
  11. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2010 at 10:50 am
    definitely failed this question in norwegian class today :/ bad timing
  12. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
    HAHA nice
  13. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    April 23, 2010 at 11:07 am
    Ha ha ha - those were both terrific!
  14. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 11:16 am
    LOL those are so awesome!!
  15. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Old, but the 2nd one is still funny
  16. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
    eh-ya-fyat-ya-yo-kutl

    i`m a little confused on that last l, too, but apparently it`s important.
  17. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Joolin, thats the real name of the volcano, its not as funny when you have to explain the joke
  18. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    "Old, but the 2nd one is still funny"
    Old!?!? This happened less than two weeks ago!
  19. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    I don`t really find either to be that funny at all :/
  20. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    GirlieMutant: jökull means glacier ;)
  21. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Volcano jokes so soon? Can`t we just wait until the dust has settled?
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Volcano jokes so soon? Can`t we just wait until the dust has settled?
    I lol`d
  23. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Both of those made me lol...Nice one
  24. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Even after hearing Eyjafjallajökull pronounced correctly, I still couldn`t repeat it lol. If you`re a native English speaker, Icelandic is one of the hardest languages to speak.
  25. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Volcano jokes so soon? Can`t we just wait until the dust has settled?


    I almost erupted with laughter. Be careful though, there are a few people on here with fiery tempers. This situation could explode. Until then, I`m on Cloud Nine.

    I lava good volcano pun.
  26. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I admit to laughing out loud for this one. Or `I lol`d` as these young kids say it.
  27. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    awesome.
  28. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    I lol,since this volcano is the the `baby` of the two that in that region. I`d be bit more concerned when the big that is there erupts considering that these two volcanoes have historical erupted in pairs ( small one first, then big one last)

    Plus I not going to even try spell/speak Icelandic.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    random!
  30. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    The first time I saw that volcano`s name i thought someone had typed a bunch of random letters. sort like "bwejbfba"
  31. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    almightybob1 - Hahaha wow. I would come up with another one but they were all taken..
  32. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    wait, that`s seriously it`s name?!
    pathetic
  33. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Win!
  34. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    its*

    But yes, yes it is.

    The first joke is terrible, by the way, and should have never made it into picture form :(
  35. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    lol, funny $hit!!
  36. Profile photo of footpenis
    footpenis Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    that was stupid i feel dumber and like i wasted my pot
  37. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Obviously SomeShoes, you are not Icelandic.
  38. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    These puns are all very clever, but I`d like to see anyone make a play on words with the name of the volcano.

    Seriously, thats my challenge to you all.
  39. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    My mom finds all of this funny because shes from iceland and likes to make fun of people who cant pronounce the volcano.. lol
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    > steve41high
    > These puns are all very clever, but I`d like to see anyone make a play on words with the name of the volcano

    It would depend on the actual pronunciation of Eyjafjallajokull, but I`m up to the attempt.

    My friend tells me lots of jokes. But he`s young, and everyone knows you learn more jokes as you get older. In fact, I`m at an AGE O` FULL O` JOKES, ALL.
  41. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    my favorite part is the cat
  42. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    Icelandic is ridiculous, i tried to learn it once but i quickly surrendered to it`s intensity.
  43. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    I laugh j`all joke call
  44. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    >.<
  45. Profile photo of leenjo69
    leenjo69 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    i hate iceland
  46. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 2:04 am
    I liked the part where the volcano errupted and loads of people had their holidays ruined (:
  47. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2010 at 4:28 am
    IceLand(L) The land with the hard names is my favorite!! No misstypes;D
  48. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:27 am
    Lol & LOL
  49. Profile photo of JonathanFTW
    JonathanFTW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:22 am
    lol! One of my mates had his holiday cancelled because of it, I loved poking fun at him over the tannoy at work <3
  50. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:34 am
    anyone else notice how there`s more european (probably mainly british) people posting on this than there normally is?
  51. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:57 am
    @sneeblefish
    I did notice that. I assumed it was the time difference.
  52. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 10:06 am
    my dads still stuck in china :(
  53. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Lol! My cat does that o:
  54. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
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    April 24, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    Cat-like typing detected!
  55. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    My mom finds all of this funny because shes from iceland and likes to make fun of people who cant pronounce the volcano.. lol
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    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    My mom finds all of this funny because shes from iceland and likes to make fun of people who cant pronounce the volcano.. lol
  57. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    My mom finds all of this funny because shes from iceland and likes to make fun of people who cant pronounce the volcano.. lol
  58. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    My mom finds all of this funny because shes from iceland and likes to make fun of people who cant pronounce the volcano.. lol
  59. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 7, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    My mom finds all of this funny because shes from iceland and likes to make fun of people who cant pronounce the volcano.. lol
  60. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    My mom finds all of this funny because shes from iceland and likes to make fun of people who cant pronounce the volcano.. lol
  61. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    My mom finds all of this funny because shes from iceland and likes to make fun of people who cant pronounce the volcano.. lol

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