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138 Responses to 15 More Really Retarded Signs [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Link: 15 More Really Retarded Signs - Some are strange, some are funny and some are sick but one thing`s certain: Christians like their billboards.
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    haha #2 is quite true. however some parents abuse their power
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    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    hahaha that`s a god post
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    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    surprise butt schex
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    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    what?
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    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    I quite liked #1, 2, and 5.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    omg I love the second one XD
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    winonahas5 Female 30-39
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    April 2, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Don`t pee on scissors??? Don`t pee or we`ll cut it off????
  9. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    What does the caption have to do with the post? Only one sign was on a church. Weirdos.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    "A free thinker is Satan`s slave"

    Awesome! :D
  11. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Fancylad.. the name of this site is `I-am-Bored`, not `we hate Christians`.
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    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    8 what? we cut your pee?
    15 yes please
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Love the smoking one. I should definitely do that, drench anyone with smoke around them xD
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Fancylad.. the name of this site is `I-am-Bored`, not `we hate Christians`.

    Just because we make fun of them, doesn`t mean we hate them, now stfu.
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    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    You want to file a complaint about IAB with the Securities and Exchange Commission? I didn`t know there was any banking going on here.
  16. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    "Fancylad.. the name of this site is `I-am-Bored`, not `we hate Christians`."

    we just hate anyone who is stupid. Christians,Jews Blacks, Mexicans, you name it. If they are stupid, we will make fun of them.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    "http://www.sec.gov/complaint.shtml

    Not done it yet, but just saying."

    What?? your going to ban the Interwebz

    do it your not scaring anyone
  18. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    fiizok, wrong agency, sorry.. I bit upset at the moment.
  19. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    "we just hate anyone who is stupid. Christians,Jews Blacks, Mexicans, you name it. If they are stupid, we will make fun of them."

    @Tonyjet
    That`s kind of racist and therefore stupid. I`m going to make fun of you now.
  20. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Some christians just make it so easy, though...
  21. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Take a breath. I don`t think fancylad intended any offense.
  22. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    @Farsidedown, your PCness is kinda ridiculous and stupid. Consider yourself made fun of.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    elkingo
    "Fancylad.. the name of this site is `I-am-Bored`, not `we hate Christians`."

    Just cause they love their billboards you assume we hate Christians?
    Wow... So If I were to say "elkingo, you misinterpret the English language much?"
    What I really said is " STFU "
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    "No... trying to cut your piss stream in half with scissors..."??? WTF???
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    > twenty12

    `First` posts won`t be tolerated. Posts that are totally irrelevant and say nothing like `Zing` won`t be tolerated. Smelly farts won`t be tolerated - you think we can`t smell you through the internet but we can, so stop it.
  26. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Well...cutting your piss stream in half with scissors might make them rusty.
  27. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    I don`t get it, how are these signs "retarded"?
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    "enter here" OK!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    Hey! Some of these were quite funny! :)
    I think the scissors/pee one means:
    If you pee here, we`ll cut your tweeter off!!!
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    i don`t think the sarcasm on is retarded.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 2, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    The last one .... oh yeah!! Oh and first....to call lionhart a boogerhead!! lol
  32. Profile photo of tvhargon
    tvhargon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Dear i-am-bored.com,

    Please stop basing your views of all christians off of a few retards.

    Cheers,
    The Christian Community
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    Mickets Male 30-39
    246 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    #4 = shopped?
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    #1 FTW!
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    Dear i-am-bored.com,

    Please stop basing your views of all christians off of a few retards.

    Cheers,
    The Christian Community
    We don`t base our views of all Christians on this kinda stuff at all. We have as many Christians running the site as we do atheists (and one muslim). The site is to relieve boredom. A photo of a church sign saying "Jesus Loves You" wouldn`t be unusual or relieve boredom in any way, so why would it be posted here?

    Lighten up, fellas.
  36. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Thanks davy, because of your words of wisdom ,I feel a lot better about being offended now.
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    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    so be it... my life will be destroyed
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    #6 :D
  39. Profile photo of Reganom
    Reganom Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    @elkingo

    Why would you be offended at all :S

    I don`t take offense at religious people condeming me to an eternity in "hell".
  40. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    I don`t condemn anyone, that isn`t my job. I also don`t make fun of people for religion, race, creed, or culture.

    It just isn`t moral.
  41. Profile photo of Reganom
    Reganom Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    You may not make fun of people based on those things, but i know of many religious people that do. I got mocked by a religious friend because i don`t believe in a "God" and that it was foolish not too. Also with many religion`s gays are condemed, not just by their teachings but also by the followers.
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    Reganom Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    Only using gay`s as a point i have immediately to hand.
  43. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    i wonder what that mexican guy in #10 wouldnt say if he knew he was on the internet.
  44. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    "A free thinker..."
    "Enter Here"

    Effing saved.
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    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    That wheelchair in #14 made me lol! I just imagine a guy in a wheelchair going up (because of the arrow I think he`s climbing and not falling...) the stairs like it`s a ramp :D
  46. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    You want to know why I am offended?
    /bored_link.cfm?link_id=48327
    /bored_link.cfm?link_id=48313
    /bored_link.cfm?link_id=48393
    /bored_link.cfm?link_id=48379
    /bored_link.cfm?link_id=48455
    /bored_link.cfm?link_id=48463

    All in the last few days.
  47. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Now, can anyone find me a link making fun of Islam, or atheism? I hadn`t really saw one showing those.
  48. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    I don`t condemn anyone, that isn`t my job.
    Fair enough Elkingo, but that`s not really the central tenet of Christianity. Leaving aside homosexuals etc which often gets wheeled out, there is the whole piece about anyone who`s not Christian is going to burn in hell and be butt-raped by demons for eternity. You know, the whole "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

    Which means that the 4 billion or so people around the world who are NOT christian, are going to burn in a f*cking awful place for the rest of eternity. All the atheists, muslims, shintoists, hindus, traditional chinese animists, jews, pagans, buddhists, etc etc etc. If you`re not on our team, you`re f*cked. And it`s your own fault if you don`t convert to christianity immediately, you`ve been warned, fair and square.

    Now THAT, I find kinda offensive. Call me weird, but that`s how I see it.

  49. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Now, can anyone find me a link making fun of Islam, or atheism? I hadn`t really saw one showing those.
    Find one, and submit it. You`ll find there`s not that many out there. As for Islam, the same criticisms of Christianity I outlayed below apply to Islam. Religion, whatever the flavour, is the reason why people fly airliners into skyscrapers.

    As for making fun of atheists, that`s REALLY hard to find a good link on. It`d be like finding an entertaining link making fun of astromoners for trying to find out more about the universe through innovative scientific research, to move beyond the dogma in the dated school textbooks.

    Having said that, if you can find one, get it in.
  50. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    davy, I live in a country where you have the freedom to voice your opinion, you have the freedom to choose how you live your life, and you have the freedom to develop whatever thoughts you have concerning faith and morality. It is protected by the constitution, and the bill of rights.

    I understand that concept is foreign to you. I don`t judge you, I don`t condemn you, I don`t hate you.

    I am not even going to cuss you, like you did me. I am more mature than that. I am not going to degrade you, or challenge you. I may pray about it later, but I am not even going to witness to you, because I know that you are firm in your beliefs, and I am going to respect that. You have your problems with Christianity, you have that freedom.

    I chose to follow the teachings provided by the model of Christian charity. I see first hand on a daily basis how that code of ethics effects people in a positive manner. I feel blessed by the spirit of the Lord, in a way I cannot begin
  51. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    All I am asking, is the same courtesy, and respect I give to others.
  52. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    Davy, even if I found a link making fun of Islam, or atheists, I would not post it. I don`t make fun of others. I merely brought those up, because other moderators are represented by those groups.
  53. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    davy, I live in a country where you have the freedom to voice your opinion, you have the freedom to choose how you live your life, and you have the freedom to develop whatever thoughts you have concerning faith and morality. It is protected by the constitution, and the bill of rights.

    I understand that concept is foreign to you.
    Wait, what? That concept is not foreign to me at all, that`s very patronising and frankly kinda offensive.
  54. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    "...find me a link making fun of Islam, or atheism?..."

    "jokes about atheists"
    Top of the list in Google.

    I like this one:
    Why did the atheist cross the road?
    He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
  55. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    "...the 4 billion or so people around the world who are NOT christian, are going to burn in a f*cking awful place..."

    That`s not what christians think at all, davymid. at least not catholics. They just feel you should always strive to be a better person.

    btw, muslim is an ethnicity, NOT a religion. Islam is a religion.
  56. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Jokes about Atheists
  57. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Sorry, I meant, our constitution may not be completely understood, because you are a European. I was unaware of a time you ever lived in America under it`s laws. If I am mistaken in that thought, I am truly sorry.

    I didn`t mean the concept was something you didn`t understand.
  58. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    guys, I didn`t mean they didn`t exist on the internet, I meant that they aren`t posted on I am bored
  59. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    "...the 4 billion or so people around the world who are NOT christian, are going to burn in a f*cking awful place..."

    That`s not what christians think at all, davymid. at least not catholics.
    So if you`re a muslim, or an atheist who denounces god, or a satanist, you`re getting into heaven to live in bliss, as long as you`ve been a good bloke? You`re reading a different bible than I studied bub, back when I was a born-again hardcore christian.

    Mine said things like "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." (John 14:6), "Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved" (Acts 4:12), and "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" (John 3:16).

    Just sayin`.
  60. Profile photo of Bullish
    Bullish Male 30-39
    108 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    I was going to comment on some funny ass pics but there is some serious pooe going on here so...
  61. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    to elkingo,

    Stop caring, you`re going to be offended all through your life. everyone will be. learn to laugh at nutjobs. learn to laugh off insults.

    You are the only you. Others opinions realistically shouldn`t matter. if someone says your hair looks stupid, shrug it off, if you get your hair done so that person likes it, someone else will say it looks stupid.

  62. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    psh davymind, every religion is like that. why would a certain religion say its ok not to be with us? That religion wouldn`t have any followers because that would be contradictory to their beliefs
  63. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    "davy, I live in a country where you have the freedom to voice your opinion, you have the freedom to choose how you live your life, and you have the freedom to develop whatever thoughts you have concerning faith and morality. It is protected by the constitution, and the bill of rights."
    "I understand that concept is foreign to you. I don`t judge you, I don`t condemn you, I don`t hate you."

    All I have to say is Thomas Paine was British, and Thomas Jefferson was no stranger to Europe.

    What Davy said about christianity being offensive is exactly how I feel as well, so I do not go to church. IAB did not produce these links, it just posts them. If you go to a store and find the t-shirts they sell offensive, don`t get angry at the clerk because he targeted christians and there are no islam shirts, just stop going to the store or decline to purchase said shirt.
  64. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    Insults about me really don`t bother me. Insults about my wife or my family make me extremely angry. I get defensive over those whom I care about. The Lord cares about me, and he has me set aside to do specific things for him. If me taking the heat for standing up for what is moral, and ethical paves the way for 1 Christian to feel more secure in their life, belief, or religion, it is worth it all. I dedicated my life to the Lord, and it saddens me that the people who should care shrug it off like it is meaningless.
  65. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Brassbull, you should probably look at the facts and data a little closer then. Perhaps there are no links making fun of other theologies because no one posts them that are on the opposition. Perhaps those people are more ethical and moral.
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    what does the peeing/scissor sign mean?
  67. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Hm. I do get what Elk is saying. It seems as if now a days Atheists have become just as ignorant and close minded as some religious people. It is one thing, to intelligently and politely discuss or talk about someone elses beliefs with one another. But when you literally say a person is LESS intelligent, or YOU are better for what you believe in, in my eyes you are now just as bad as a religious person who does the same thing. End of story.

    However! Elk you do need to realize that this is in fact, the Internet. Filled with people who express their opinions. And you are just going to have to toughen up :/ Not everyone is going to be nice and understanding. And the fad right now seems to be make fun of religious people, so you are just going to have to wait until that passes I guess -shrugs- That, or (and this sucks) just do not come to IAB. So meh. There is my two cents.
  68. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    [quote">I dedicated my life to the Lord, and it saddens me that the people who should care shrug it off like it is meaningless.[/quote">

    As a small point here, I was raised by a fundamentalist father who preaches at the church I am forced to go to. Since birth, I have had Christianity forced down my throat; and until about 3-4 years ago I too was a fundie.

    However, the major factor in my rejection of Christianity were the contradictions in the bible.
    I could waste my time going through my old dog-eared, highlighted, and noted bible and post the passages, but here`s a web page that does the same thing.
    Linky McLink-Link
  69. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    well I think moral and ethical humor sucks, and I love this site gives me something I can gutlaugh about. goodnight.
  70. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    Though, I do wonder why people waste their time trying to make one another believe what they do. It just won`t happen...As well as trying to absolutely prove their is no God`s/Goddesses...Personally I do not give a sh*t. Even IF. We somehow found absolute proof something didn`t exist, it doesn`t mean people will just all of a sudden give up their faith. Its just so pointless.
  71. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    "and it saddens me that the people who should care shrug it off like it is meaningless."

    Who is it that is supposed to care? The people who frequent IAB? Why?
  72. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Thank you, _kiersten_, =)

    It`s just a very important day is coming to me. A day I celebrate for religious reasons. I feel that a community I have been a part of for at least 2 years is shunning me, for some very ignorant reasons. I really don`t want to leave this community, but I want it to be fair and unbiased as well. Some people may not find it offensive, but I feel as if one group is being discriminated against. I think that is wrong, and I was under the impression that all the mods are fair and balanced when it came to such issues. I am all for people debating with me, on either an intellectual level, or academic level. it just bothers me that something is insulting, and the general attitude is "get over it, your feelings don`t matter because you aren`t a minority."
  73. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Mornaf, good for you. You have that right.
  74. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    We somehow found absolute proof something didn`t exist, it doesn`t mean people will just all of a sudden give up their faith. Its just so pointless.
    Agreed, Kier. And I`m not trying to convert anyone here, I was just responding to the accusations of favouritism, bigotry and having an atheist agenda which IAB has been assaulted with today over the last few posts. Not what we do. We post interesting links to raise a smile, or an eyebrow, or a response from someone or other for 5 minutes a day. All of which stops people being bored, for a heartbeat, in this boring world. That`s what we do. That. Is. All. Nothing. More.

    At Christmas, we post drunk Santas. At Halloween, we post cool costumes. At Saint Paddys day, we post drunk Irish guys. And at Easter, we post Jesus stuff.

    Seriously, some poeple need to stop reading into sh*t that ain`t there.
  75. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Meh, I know you aren`t Davy, and I don`t think IAB really does that. It does post a lot of Christian pictures, but like you said. Its Easter time >.>
  76. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    "Seriously, some poeple need to stop reading into sh*t that ain`t there. "

    That is what bothers me. This is supposed to be a community that is shaped by it`s members. With an attitude like that, how can it be?

    Fact: I find the at least 5 anti-Christian posts made over the past 4 or 5 days offensive, and discriminatory.

    I thought that discrimination was frowned upon? Was I wrong in that assumption?
  77. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    my dad has the teenagers move out sign on the fridge...
  78. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    @elkingo,

    To be fair, "The Real Face of Jesus" is based on the (mostly catholic supported) shroud that was supposed to cover Jesus. It`s Catholicism that is offending you, in that case.

    The "10 semi-NSFW pics from Fancy`s C: Drive" one actually has a good point, Jesus did not seclude himself from sinners, he mingled with them, he befriended them.

    the "In Honor of Easter Sunday" one actually made a good point about how many Christians view the world.

    You may be offended by those, buy, honestly, they aren`t off the mark by much.
  79. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    The fact that you find them discriminatory does not mean they are actually discriminatory. They are jokes, and you have the right to not find them funny (some or all of them may not even be funny), but you`re saying that making fun of Christians should be off-limits? You`re basically promoting censorship and for all your raving about the freedom you enjoy (that apparently other rich western countries don`t...), you forget there is freedom of speech. You have freedom of religion, and the freedom to bitch when other people exercise their freedom to be rude. What exactly do you want? The mods may pick things to post, but it`s the users submitting these things. You`re not going to get an official apology from IAB and if this really bugs you that much, don`t click on links that will clearly be religion-based. You`re basically pissing yourself off by ignoring common sense. Don`t like it? Don`t click it. There are numerous religion-free links to browse here.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    I thought that discrimination was frowned upon? Was I wrong in that assumption?
    No elkingo, you were not wrong. But we reserve the right to post one pic in a compilation of 15 that pokes fun of a small subset of Christians. We KNOW (as does any intelligent person) that not all christians are like this.

    We poke fun. It`s what we do around here. We poke fun at Emos. We poke fun at Twilight fangirls. We poke fun at gangsters with their jeans pulled down round their knees. We poke fun at Sarah Palin. We poke fun at Barack Obama. We poke fun at people with silly mullet haircuts. We poke fun at mis-spelled tattoos. We poke fun at fat, lazy americans. We poke fun at how strange the japanese are. We poke fun at the drunkard irish. We poke fun at EVERYBODY.

  81. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    Man, that`s how we roll. If we stopped poking fun for the sake of causing offence to some small subsection of humanity, we`d have no more IAB. Simple as that.

    Learn to laugh along, dude. There`s no malice here.
  82. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Wow, #8: No peeing or we`ll cut it off.
  83. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Also, I think there should be a rule on here about debating. Like maybe to keep it in a forum or something, lol.
  84. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    We poke fun at EVERYBODY - davymid

    Since I finally got a submission approved :) I can vouch that IAB makes fun of everybody! yaya!
    Including Newfies from Europe! lolz!
    Still, elkingo has every right, and a lot of evidence to support him, to object to percieved bias here at IAB.
    Freedom is a terrible burden.
    And I`m too blasted to continue, g`night everyone!
  85. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    Elk, I have to tell you, that feeling that you have right now is a fraction of what it`s like to be non-Christian in the US and be bombarded by state-supported holidays and media montages.

    Right here, right now, you need to realize something:
    Free thought and free speech are not compatible with your religious perspective. The Internet is a place filled with each of those of which 60% is porn.

    That is why we are making fun of you. And it`s not going to stop. EVER.

    In your book, there is a justification for every type of crime known to man including religious ethnic cleansing, racial prejudice, rape and even germ warfare.

    What you believe is ridiculous. It was created by and for people that thought Earth was flat.
    You have it because people that maintained it were state supported and put to death anyone that said it was [email protected] And it was ALWAYS about control.
    Now, there are simply too many voices to be silenced. The word is out: "Th
  86. Profile photo of SandraBNS
    SandraBNS Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 2, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    lol hilarious pics! Although I`m sure that pic of the guy holding up the sign is photoshoped.
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    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    holy poo number 2 is the best. i`m printing that out right now.

    wow. when did i get old?
  88. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    "But we reserve the right to post one pic in a compilation of 15 that pokes fun of a small subset of Christians."

    "I was just responding to the accusations...which IAB has been assaulted with today over the last few posts."

    But it hasn`t just been one pic in a compilation of posts. It`s been singular pics all by themselves. And people haven`t just been posting today either. I`ve noticed a bunch of complaints from quite a few people lately. I`m sure that there would be more, but it seems that whenever people open their mouths about it, they`re generally met with a slurry of hate and profanity (including myself-Davy, you were even involved in that, when my very first post was met with a wall of "you`re a f*cking retard", and I was just passively defending my viewpoints).
  89. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    "That is why we are making fun of you. And it`s not going to stop. EVER."

    Nice threat. Reminds of other extremist bigots, like neo-nazi`s and homophobes.

    The only difference between you and Fred Phelps if your choice of target, but while Fred and other homophobes only hate 10% of humanity, atheists hate 90%.
  90. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    Farside, heard and understood, and I`ll look into it. And no, I`m not just saying that to appease (looking around here at the flames coming from all sides).

    Look, if people are getting aggravated and not having fun anymore, then we`re failing at what we`re here to do.

    If it`s censorship you`re asking for, then f*ck off, it ain`t happening. If however there`s an imbalance, then we`ll fix it. We`re all IAB`ers after all.

    We`re users just the same as you guys, every mod here started out as an IAB regular. And we aren`t getting paid for this. Not looking for blowjobs here, just a bit of patience coupled with user input. Send emails to [email protected] He`ll hear ya.
  91. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    Having said that, I personally thought the Jesus tats were epic (except for gay Jesus. That took it way too far-you`re talking about a guy that was AT LEAST recognized as a prophet by Christians, Jews, and Muslims). If people took offense to that series, it probably wasn`t solely because of those pics, but because it just added up to them finally having had it with the massive quantities of christian+funny (or more often, christian+being made fun of.)

    It`s easy enough to avoid infographs on here. It`s much more difficult to dodge the christian hate.
  92. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    "If it`s censorship you`re asking for, then f*ck off, it ain`t happening. If however there`s an imbalance, then we`ll fix it."

    I am in no way asking for full blown censorship. The NSFW areas are always a treat, and every single culture and political faction takes heat on here for something weird they do. I am only asking for common sense. As in, "hmmmm...is this gonna result in a poostorm between the christians and the atheists?" If maybe or no, post it! If a definite yes (as in mocking Easter or gay jesus definite yes) cut us some slack.
  93. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    I`m sorry, I just had to giggle at "poostorm". It`s just so much more vivid and juvenile for me.
  94. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    But, I happen to like poostorms. They relieve boredom. Which is the central drating mission.
  95. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    The first two are awesome! And the sixth. Good collection of pics, overall.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 12:11 am
    rofl on the last one! Gigidy!
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    marc_555 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:32 am
    I have number 2 as a fridge magnet
  98. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:04 am
    What I think the main problem is:
    "That feeling that you have right now is a fraction of what it`s like to be non-Christian in the US and be bombarded by state-supported holidays".

    Bombarded. By state supported. HOLIDAYS.

    Any other complaints? Too many blowjobs in your life? Money falls from the heavens? Roaming bands of sexy Swedish Masseurs?

    Your idea of oppression is utterly drated up.

    You are RETALIATING for GIFTS.

    It`s not the only example either. I`ve seen people sneeze, get a "bless you" and then they `return fire` with drat you too.

    I`ve heard "I`ll pray for you" returned with "I`ll think for you then jackass".

    Christians say Merry Christmas, and again, there`s retaliation.

    Not with an equal "lets celebrate something" response, but with a response that puts up a sign next to their tree that is in effect a "drat your celebrations".
  99. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:13 am
    Having said all that, this post isn`t exactly all that bad.

    You
    1) are pointing at IAB who
    2) is pointing at NCBC who
    3) are pointing at Atheists who
    4) are in this thread pointing at you who
    5) GOTO LINE 1

    All of you are overreacting.
  100. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:18 am
    "...that feeling that you have right now is a fraction of what it`s like to be non-Christian in the US and be bombarded by state-supported holidays and media montages."

    Wow..I feel for you man. Must be tough. I mean heck, you have to stay home from work, but still get paid. Isn`t it harsh when the jackbooted brownshirts show up at your door and drag you off to some phoney religious service? Wait...what`s that? No one foreces you to observe the holiday? Damn.

    Wow...and I get made fun of for believing in an invisible man in the sky. You think taking a day off is oppressive? Just...wow.

    As to AIB, generally from what I`ve seen, it does a good job of posting funny stuff that pokes fun at anyone and everything. yes, okay, lateley, it seems like one group is getting hit more often, but I`m willing to give AIB the time to even things out.
  101. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:33 am
    Is the christmas portrayed in the media even a proper christian holiday anymore? I mean, the gift giving, the decorations, the food, the shiny lights, the strippers... Not really bibley, is it?
  102. Profile photo of Alistair36
    Alistair36 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:57 am
    what part of the holidays were ever Christian? do research and it turns out everything was some pagan Britannian. Do you really believe christians came up with flaming trees and fat men delivering presents let alone rabbits hiding eggs?

    As for christians ruining my day at least I don`t have the prodigal child born under a double rainbow who is immortal and my worldly master to worry about so I will stick with people at the door with bibles then people with guns and a rope.

    If your wondering who said crazy man above was it was Kim of North Korea, yes thats what the media tells the people there >>
  103. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 4:03 am
    @Alistair36: Look up Yule. And then guess where in Europe I come from.
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    Alistair36 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 4:39 am
    Don`t even have to lived in Bayreuth for 5 years so I got the general area.

    Just strange how christians adopted the whole thing. Seems like it should be more like Hanukkah or something
  105. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 4:58 am
    "Any other complaints?"
    Yes:
    1. I`m self-employed. I don`t have income if there is a state holiday. National human self-effigy day costs me $500US+ as does every other holiday. Christmas is the worst.
    2. I literally have money that arrived too late in the day Thursday to deposit. Could have been rolling that money around in the economy, if half of everything wasn`t closed, that is.
    3. She`s not Swedish she`s a Netherlander, she has a very good grip and I`m always reminding her: "Madam! I am not from Havana!" I`ve completely drained the neighborhood of vitamin E, zinc, L-Arginine, oysters, peanut butter and Extenze just trying to keep up! One day balls are going to turn inside out!
  106. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7558 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 5:51 am
    No2 is a perfectly reasonable sign for me to post all over town!!!
  107. Profile photo of PENtrap
    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 6:13 am
    .. i dont get it V
  108. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 6:23 am
    My health teacher has #2 on his door.
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    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 6:41 am
    HOLY COW! CRESTWOOD!
    If you want a corrupt town, that`s the one for you.
  110. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 6:45 am
    "That`s not what christians think at all, davymid. at least not catholics."

    I`ve got to disagree on that one. I come from a Catholic family (albeit not a real strict one). If I were to mention I was agnostic, I`m sure I`d get told the same-ole same-ole from a few of them.
  111. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:13 am
    I agree with Baltha on the matter.
    I`m mostly against organized religion, not the religious. I try to get everyone to question everything, but that`s beside the point.

    When someone says "bless you" or "merry Christmas" or "I`ll pray for you" I take them as they are.
    Bless you is the alternative to gesundheit.
    gesundheit is my alternative to bless you.
    I take the thought of someone praying for my nicely, really. Do I think prayer does anything? not really. Am I going to turn it down in case, somehow, it does..., no.

    And do I think Christians should be allowed to say "Merry Christmas" anyway they want? yes, that`s their right. However, on the flipside, they get pissy when someone says "happy holidays" rather than "merry Christmas"

  112. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:33 am
    I hope IAB doesn`t stop posting anti-religion posts, they`re the only reason I keep coming back here. It would be nice if we could offend some muslims for a change, there doesn`t seem to be much of that here, are they beneath ridicule or something?
  113. Profile photo of fris212
    fris212 Male 30-39
    61 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 8:10 am
    People who are offended by things they see on the Internet, and then continually return and whine about it, amuse me
  114. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 8:26 am
    ....This post is about silly signs. How the hell did it become a religion debate?
  115. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 8:44 am
    14 LOL 15 lmao.
  116. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Oh definitely 14, I LOL`D so hard!
  117. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:17 am
    "...How the hell did it become..."
    #11

  118. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:27 am
    lol at the 1st one.
  119. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:30 am
    ....This post is about silly signs. How the hell did it become a religion debate?
    One of the 15 signs is a church sign. So we got accused of "hating christians" and being "offensive" and "bigots"...
  120. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:45 am
    lol at the scissor peen one
    some lady said that to me once when i peed on her back gate
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 11:16 am
    i love the taco one ^_^
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 11:45 am
    I like the one with teenagers and their stupid parents.

    I have a couple younger siblings to show that to lmao
  123. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 11:53 am
    The pissing one with scissors is great, but the no smoking one is my favorite lol
  124. Profile photo of Braber01
    Braber01 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Two fundamentalists a Muslim and a Christian and an Atheist are on a plane which is about to crash. There is only one parachute. The Fundamentalist Muslim grabs the Fundamentalist Christian and starts to slap him on the face shouting "death to infidels!". The Christian, true to his fundamental beliefs turns the other cheek. So the Atheist seeing the other two are busy grabs the parachute and jumps out shouting "Long live Evolution!"
  125. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Hehe. That last one was funny, methinks. ^^
  126. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    oh no! if you pee here theyll snip off your johnson
  127. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    One of the 15 signs is a church sign. So we got accused of "hating christians" and being "offensive" and "bigots"...
    Well that, davymid, and the specific mention of Christains in the posting description, eh?
    I`m supposing that refers to the "Porn" billboard, which makes 2 Christian related signs in the group...
  128. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Wow, these all were terrific, except 12 for me.
  129. Profile photo of Reganom
    Reganom Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    At the end of the day this is a user driven site, all of you have the chance to post what you want. As a somewhat believer of something (i.e. i believe something started us all off but that they don`t give a damn if we worship him/her/it) i`d be more than happy to see some funny pics about my belief or any belief. I`m not fussed.

    BUT this is USER driven, that means you have a say about what can show up. So link the pics that YOU want to see.
  130. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    2 & 6 lmao!
  131. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    The argument didn`t really start because of sign #14, it started because elkingo is a retard. If anyone saw the posts he used as evidence that IAB hates Christians or whatever, they`d know what I`m talking about. I looked at all of them, and maybe one of the six was actually offensive.

    The fact is that this site doesn`t poke fun at all Christians. Occasionally a link will be posted that says "Christians" instead of "A few of the more ignorant, extremist Christians, which we know represent a minority and not the religion as a whole", because that would ruin the joke.

    Here`s a suggestion: Stop and think about whether a post applies to all Christians or a just few before complaining. You`ll find yourself a lot less pissed off about IAB`s "bigotry", because you`ll realize how little of it there actually is.

    If, however, you still feel that IAB acts unfairly, see Reganom`s comment.
  132. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    THe taco one is f.uck!ng brilliant
  133. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 7:45 am
    "A free thinker is Satan`s slave (!)"
    REMOVE THAT EXCLAMATION THIS INSTANT
  134. Profile photo of Bananananana
    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I would greatly like to know what the scissors and pee one was about, and why it was so urgent you musn`t do it, that it required a sign in the first place.
  135. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    So if you piss there, giant scissors come out and cut off yer dick?
  136. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 5:51 am
    #2 is just haliarious
  137. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:20 am
    mm....taco....
  138. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Number 8 was attempted when i followed 15

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