15 Alternatives for Breaking Into Your Beer

Submitted by: Nneri 7 years ago in Misc
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/09/forget-bottle-openers-15-alternatives-for-breaking-into-your/

If MacGyver had to open a beer without a bottle opener, he"d choose 1 of these 15 ways top pop the cap off.
There are 33 comments:
Male 1,108
You really should catch a flight out here dude if you like real ale. It`s our national pastime. We have so many CAMERA pubs in my town it`s never hard to find a great pint.
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Male 3,631
Thanks for the tip Handsompod - and the `frat boy dollar` is luckily becoming less and less a determining factor in the mainstream beer selection here in America. Even local grocery outlets have been carrying names like Chimay and Duvel for a couple years now, and dozens of American micro-brews have been making headway enough for their prices to rise by at least 40% over the same period. Makes me less inclined to turn new people on, come to think of it! But vanguard establishments like the Yard House definitely have it on tap, along with hundreds of other even Headier varieties. As long as the fratboys keep their dollars on the `just right taste` of less demanding and commercially acceptable selections, we will still be able to enjoy quality brew at an affordable price.

Thanks for the tip though - I`ve yet to try that one (I`m not much into blondes unless they have something else going for them, but as an Ale it might be interesting).
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Male 10
"I can`t open this beer! Quick! Get me my helicopter!"
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Male 651
I used to use my teeth when I was stuck until a neck snapped and gave me a sweet facial scar. Now I always use my teeth.
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Male 695
I always use my lighter. I thought that was common practice..?
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Male 1,485
ive seen this before, and tried about half of them, the boobs one didnt work for me for some reason though ;)
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Male 715
"great post "

LOL!
Oh, wait you were serious? That makes it even more funny!
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Female 218
Easyest is just to find some surface with a sturdy edge (like a table) and hit the bottom of the cork on that ...
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Male 52
great post
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Male 575
madduck: "Leffe? yum, Hoegaarden- ok."

Sure, but Duvel beats `em both :)
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Male 2,238
This will definitely come in handy.
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Female 437
1st... how do you open the 2nd?

Also missed how to open with ur arm!! i had a friend who could do this... i must find her and tape it!!
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Female 8,045
Leffe? yum, Hoegaarden- ok.
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Male 1,108
Oh and post related, I use my tobacco tin.
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Male 1,108
Suicism, It`s on draught in 50% of the bars in my town. It`s not that rare here. I love it, it`s a shame it`s such a rare treat for you in the states. You can blame the frat boy dollar for that one. If they want to drink billions of gallons of piss weak flavourless beer that, unfortunately, is what the stores and bars will stock. I was drinking a Saltaire Blonde this week too, which I can highly recommend if you can find it.
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Male 3,631
Quick poll - How many of my fellow I-A-B`ers have also had Hoegaarden?

P.S. - They forgot to include the one with your teeth!

P.p.S. - that`s badass Alexander.
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Male 120
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Male 730
Why`d the street sign guy chill there for so long?
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Male 256
they didnt do the one on a table ledge
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Male 3,369
Isseepy
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
96 Posts Friday, April 09, 2010 5:33:06 PM
"It`s not that hard to open a beer. You can do it with just about anything. I`m not impressed."



Wait..you`re not impressed if I use my penis?
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Male 3,369
Loew
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
20 Posts Friday, April 9, 2010 4:52:03 PM
"I use my eyelid."





I use my penis.
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Male 2,436
Already knew the lighter one, been doing it for years... course I don`t drink beer anymore. Takes too long.
Yay for twist off liquor bottles!!!
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Male 339
i personally use my ring, excellent accessory, from a shop called urban outfitters, about £4



thats a picture of one, its designed specifically for opening beer bottles it works really well, and its amazing how many people want one once they see it
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Female 160
It`s not that hard to open a beer. You can do it with just about anything. I`m not impressed.
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Female 68
I use my eyelid.
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Female 17
Technically, the girls with the `spatula` had a slotted turner, spatulas are usually silicone or rubber...I`m just saying.

Personally, I`ll stick with my good `ol fashion bar blade.
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Male 10,440
I can open it with my mind.
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Male 2,703
the hell people, its not impressive with a twist top, just use your god damn hands...

and the tapping on the bottle isn`t doing anything, its just show. as a bar tender, I used to pop tops across the room for show, but you never do it with a twist top, you look like a fool
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Female 2,352
I already do the lighter trick the knife too.

I do wonder though how opening a bottle with your boob. How does that not hurt?
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Male 15,510
People, it works with Soda too
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Male 25,416
How about twist tops :)
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Male 138
I`ll make sure to remember these.
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Female 992
Link: 15 Alternatives for Breaking Into Your Beer [Rate Link] - If MacGyver had to open a beer without a bottle opener, he`d choose 1 of these 15 ways top pop the cap off.
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