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Date: 04/09/10 03:02 PM

34 Responses to 15 Alternatives for Breaking Into Your Beer

  1. Profile photo of Nneri
    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Link: 15 Alternatives for Breaking Into Your Beer - If MacGyver had to open a beer without a bottle opener, he`d choose 1 of these 15 ways top pop the cap off.
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    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    I`ll make sure to remember these.
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    How about twist tops :)
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    People, it works with Soda too
  5. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I already do the lighter trick the knife too.

    I do wonder though how opening a bottle with your boob. How does that not hurt?
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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    I just use my teeth.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    the hell people, its not impressive with a twist top, just use your god damn hands...

    and the tapping on the bottle isn`t doing anything, its just show. as a bar tender, I used to pop tops across the room for show, but you never do it with a twist top, you look like a fool
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    I can open it with my mind.
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    maggie52210 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Technically, the girls with the `spatula` had a slotted turner, spatulas are usually silicone or rubber...I`m just saying.

    Personally, I`ll stick with my good `ol fashion bar blade.
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    Loew Female 40-49
    68 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    I use my eyelid.
  11. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    It`s not that hard to open a beer. You can do it with just about anything. I`m not impressed.
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    i personally use my ring, excellent accessory, from a shop called urban outfitters, about £4



    thats a picture of one, its designed specifically for opening beer bottles it works really well, and its amazing how many people want one once they see it
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Already knew the lighter one, been doing it for years... course I don`t drink beer anymore. Takes too long.
    Yay for twist off liquor bottles!!!
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Loew
    Female, 30-39, Eastern US
    20 Posts Friday, April 9, 2010 4:52:03 PM
    "I use my eyelid."





    I use my penis.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Isseepy
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    96 Posts Friday, April 09, 2010 5:33:06 PM
    "It`s not that hard to open a beer. You can do it with just about anything. I`m not impressed."



    Wait..you`re not impressed if I use my penis?
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    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    they didnt do the one on a table ledge
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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    Why`d the street sign guy chill there for so long?
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    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    you could use this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMI_Galil
  19. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    Quick poll - How many of my fellow I-A-B`ers have also had Hoegaarden?

    P.S. - They forgot to include the one with your teeth!

    P.p.S. - that`s badass Alexander.
  20. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:02 am
    Suicism, It`s on draught in 50% of the bars in my town. It`s not that rare here. I love it, it`s a shame it`s such a rare treat for you in the states. You can blame the frat boy dollar for that one. If they want to drink billions of gallons of piss weak flavourless beer that, unfortunately, is what the stores and bars will stock. I was drinking a Saltaire Blonde this week too, which I can highly recommend if you can find it.
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:03 am
    Oh and post related, I use my tobacco tin.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:55 am
    Leffe? yum, Hoegaarden- ok.
  23. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:26 am
    1st... how do you open the 2nd?

    Also missed how to open with ur arm!! i had a friend who could do this... i must find her and tape it!!
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:55 am
    This will definitely come in handy.
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    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 3:12 am
    madduck: "Leffe? yum, Hoegaarden- ok."

    Sure, but Duvel beats `em both :)
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    venerake Male 18-29
    52 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 3:40 am
    great post
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    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Easyest is just to find some surface with a sturdy edge (like a table) and hit the bottom of the cork on that ...
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    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 11:20 am
    "great post "

    LOL!
    Oh, wait you were serious? That makes it even more funny!
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    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    ive seen this before, and tried about half of them, the boobs one didnt work for me for some reason though ;)
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    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    I always use my lighter. I thought that was common practice..?
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    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    I used to use my teeth when I was stuck until a neck snapped and gave me a sweet facial scar. Now I always use my teeth.
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    awolf Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    "I can`t open this beer! Quick! Get me my helicopter!"
  33. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    Thanks for the tip Handsompod - and the `frat boy dollar` is luckily becoming less and less a determining factor in the mainstream beer selection here in America. Even local grocery outlets have been carrying names like Chimay and Duvel for a couple years now, and dozens of American micro-brews have been making headway enough for their prices to rise by at least 40% over the same period. Makes me less inclined to turn new people on, come to think of it! But vanguard establishments like the Yard House definitely have it on tap, along with hundreds of other even Headier varieties. As long as the fratboys keep their dollars on the `just right taste` of less demanding and commercially acceptable selections, we will still be able to enjoy quality brew at an affordable price.

    Thanks for the tip though - I`ve yet to try that one (I`m not much into blondes unless they have something else going for them, but as an Ale it might be interesting).
  34. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:14 am
    You really should catch a flight out here dude if you like real ale. It`s our national pastime. We have so many CAMERA pubs in my town it`s never hard to find a great pint.

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