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Date: 03/04/10 01:03 PM

66 Responses to You Will Turn To Page 72, You Have No Choice [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of sad182
    sad182 Female 13-17
    380 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Link: You Will Turn To Page 72, You Have No Choice - Free will does not exist.
  2. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    @sad182 thats sad, your a fking *sshole spammer.
  3. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Dyslexia makes me turn to 27
  4. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    *laugh*

    *flail hands*

    *comment*

    *rate*

    *go to next link*

  5. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Example win.
  6. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    What if I defy your logic and quit reading all together.
    F**k you.
    I have free will.
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Shopped I guess
  8. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Rofl.
  9. Profile photo of arcticsheep
    arcticsheep Male 13-17
    82 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    @GuardinGnome lol great comment
  10. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Lmao. Love it.
  11. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Original source

    Sadly, it`s not from an actual book. That would be too awesome.

  12. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Free will or no free will, for it to matter someone would have to know all information stored within the universe simultaneously, and that is by definition impossible.

    So the way I see it, this pic is telling me that weather or not you think you have free will, it doesn`t matter, since your life will not change in the slightest.

    And really, your life is the most you can ever have.

  13. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Lol. I miss those books. :3
  14. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Oh clever
  15. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    link hiei, thats called a "pick your path" or "choose your path" book. They used to be pretty popular a while back. (at least around here)
  16. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    just shut the book and do neither.
  17. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    free will doesn`t exist.
  18. Profile photo of calisk8er180
    calisk8er180 Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    oh second person narration. i miss those books.
  19. Profile photo of SonOfGod
    SonOfGod Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    ooooo nice, lame name
  20. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    What does it say on page 72?!?! I MUST KNOW!!!!!!
  21. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    They confuse determinism with predeterminism, but are pretty accurate otherwise.
  22. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Don`t believe everything you read in a book.
  23. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    What crappy artwork. F-you, crappy artwork man, I`m not turning any of your stupid ugly pages anywhere.
  24. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    They photo-shopped out the part at the end that said ""
  25. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    ...or just put the book down and do something else...
  26. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    and @ imaguitargod:

    Page 72 will tell you that God has a plan for you.

  27. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    At the bottom of the page: If you shoot the old man in the face to prove him wrong, turn to page 65.
  28. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    What book is this?
  29. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Page 72 changes its contents depending on which of the ways you turn to it.
  30. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Yeah Chesseman, the nature of page 72 is altered by our very observation of it.

    Epic f*cking illustration. Just made my nihilistic afternoon.

  31. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    *closes book and drops out of school to live on the street*

    HA! I showed them!

  32. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Bhwaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That is so freaking funny.
  33. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Maybe they discuss the possibility of compatiblism on page 72.
  34. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    The book forces you to comply with its hypothesis by creating a situation in which you have no "free will"...so i suppose it`s a bit satirical, or just psychological
  35. Profile photo of museike
    museike Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    "*closes book and drops out of school to live on the street* HA! I showed them!"

    It was determined that you would write that... jokes on you.

  36. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    you always have the choice of not turning the page at all.
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    "Page 72

    The Old Man now pulls out some Jehovah`s Witness leaflets and demands you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior.

    If you think that this evangelism nonsense has gone too far, turn to page 99.

    If you accept Jesus into your heart, turn to page 1,733.

    Yes, we`re never going to let you out of this book until you do!"

  38. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    LMAO
  39. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    I tried to read one of those `Choose your own adventure` books straight through w/o following directions. it was confusing for a bit and then really sad...the authors for some reason clump the death pages together.
  40. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    well, it looks like the old man is right.
  41. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    @ lionhart2..

    You have it wrong...
    it says..

    "If you accept Jesus into your heart, close this book, pick up the bible and smack it over your head until you pass out".

  42. Profile photo of repression
    repression Female 13-17
    89 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    EYE C WAT U DID THURR.
  43. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    lmao
  44. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    hahhahahaahahhahahaahaahhaaaaaa!
  45. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    heh, its like it was perdetermined... oh wait
  46. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    *predetermined

    (i spell like poo when im high... curious)

  47. Profile photo of mypreciousss
    mypreciousss Female 18-29
    134 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    WHAT IS ON PG 72?? will we ever know?
  48. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 12:26 am
    LOL nice
  49. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 4:11 am
    "WHAT IS ON PG 72?? will we ever know? "

    Page 72 doest exist.

  50. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 6:46 am
    Page 72 is 2012 !
  51. Profile photo of shaodyn
    shaodyn Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 7:11 am
    so much for free will
  52. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 7:58 am
    LOL that is win.
  53. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 8:37 am
    lol awsome
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    edana42 thats not funny
  55. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    I liked it. Plus, it was religion-free. That`s rare on IAB these days.
  56. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    its a trap
  57. Profile photo of lpycb42
    lpycb42 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:11 am
    pwned :(
  58. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:22 am
    thats ...thats yeah
  59. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    hmmm, im not sure i trust that old man
  60. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Hate it when that happens.
  61. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Hmmm:/
  62. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    not fair.
  63. Profile photo of jaminwelch
    jaminwelch Male 18-29
    5 posts
    March 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Pretty much. you can`t choose to stop being though. well actuallly
  64. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    yes
  65. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    No. Lets do whatever is on the next page.

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