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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Link: WTF Is Going On In Canada? - If Google Search is anything to go by, there are about 43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested--now.
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    lol wow and it`s real too. o_o
  3. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    43 million results wow.
  4. Profile photo of Retconaddict
    Retconaddict Male 13-17
    6 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    What the balls?
  5. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Maybe it`s the Canadian in me, but they all seem like valid questions.
  6. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    wtf indeed! O.o
  7. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Five hundred bucks says theres 10x worse on american Google.
  8. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    wow... thats shocking!!!
  9. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    ! awesome! yea canada!
  10. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    If Google Search is anything to go by, there are about 43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested--now.

    I`m pretty sure it was the same guy looking it up 43 million times.

  11. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    I am Canadian... and an only child. Now I know why.
  12. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Forty three million results doesnt mean 43 million people searched it - 43 million pages about it. Likely from all over the world.
  13. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Fancylad, thats called google predictive questions. It tried to anticipate what people want through a number of things.
  14. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    its not that hard kids lol
  15. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Lol. Oh google there are many a way. :3
  16. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested

    There aren`t that many Canadians, fyi google.ca indexes all the world`s pages, just like google.any country extension.

  17. Profile photo of NessieBabii
    NessieBabii Female 18-29
    118 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    hahaha
  18. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Guess what dummy?! There are less then 35000000 people in Canada total. We also don`t have our own little internet.
  19. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Canada sucks.
  20. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    i have to spell that out for that to work
  21. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    oh nvm lol! awesome
  22. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Baby`s in Canada are notorious non-nice individuals.
  23. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
    63 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    It`s not as bad as it seems. In Canada "my baby" is slang for " that ja@#$ss wearing a parka because the weather report said the high for today was only 40 degrees".
  24. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    "Guess what dummy?! There are less then 35000000 people in Canada total. We also don`t have our own little internet."

    Way to take this literally and think anybody is dumb enough to believe any of that.

  25. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    HOW CAN SHE SLAP!? :O
  26. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Seriously, Canada is a dangerous place. We Canadians are such harsh people, we actually have to train our babies to be civil and nice. You think that politeness comes naturally, oh no.
    And yes, sometimes the youth are just to dangerous...
  27. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Shh! No one tell IAB that "kill my baby" is Canadian slang for `have multiple orgasms`.
  28. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    It`s a fake. I tried it, and it`s not there...
  29. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    total fake, the population of canada isnt even that high - unless there all that stupid that several people have googled it everytime they have a child cos they forgot from the last time :p
  30. Profile photo of Dioskouri
    Dioskouri Male 18-29
    10 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    "It`s a fake. I tried it, and it`s not there..."

    I tried it too, and in fact, it was there, but the number of results were not 43 000 000... but 92 100 000 lol

  31. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    drat you fancy lad trying to piss everyone off
  32. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    Well judging by the comments on here it would appear that many people took it literally and seem to have little understand how a search engine works
  33. Profile photo of Cherrybawls
    Cherrybawls Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    I just tried it, it is deffinately there, make sure you are looking at google canada
  34. Profile photo of BizahrClover
    BizahrClover Female 70 & Over
    255 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    @pixiechick81

    Agreed..
    ..IAB should be smart enough to get that. also..

  35. Profile photo of dcb
    dcb Male 13-17
    93 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    This stuff is getting really really old. It decently funny last year when people accidently found them but now there are just way too many out there. Just like Yahoo! Answers..
  36. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    "there are about 43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested--now. "

    Meanwhile, there are only about 34 million of us. ;-)

    LOL

  37. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    "drat you fancy lad trying to piss everyone off"

    Bless you zookuw, not all americans are full of hatred.

  38. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    That number is the number of entries there are on that topic, not how many people searched it. The entries could come from anywhere in the world :P
  39. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    "Well judging by the comments on here it would appear that many people took it literally and seem to have little understand how a search engine works"

    Oh, thanks for enlightening us... oh, no I meant thanks for talking down to us. We tiny, insignificant, small minded majority of ignorant, lowely folk who don`t know the life-altering knowledge of how statistics + search engines work. Thank GOD for people like you who come along and tell us what naive morons we all are.

    Care to teach those of us who are ignorant on this oh-so-important matter just how these numbers work? Because I am sure someone in an elevator will ask me one day and I want to be sure to not miss the opportunity to sound intelligent on the matter.

  40. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Damn you PUI... I thought my sarcastic flame was rather epic... because I am a legend in my own head. You thwarted me!
  41. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    :(
  42. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    boeingguy787

    LOL LOL LOL XD

  43. Profile photo of urstupid
    urstupid Male 13-17
    47 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    how can i watch hulu in canada
  44. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Lol, how can I keep from singing lyrics. I know that`s a big problem in Winnipeg.
  45. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    @ splurbyburbl

    if you had taken the time to read back a few comments you would have seen that I was responding to peloos12

    I can`t believe I`ve been sucked into this...

    Anyway thats it for me

  46. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    "It`s a fake. I tried it, and it`s not there..."

    I just tried it and it is there. Do you have an American ISP?

  47. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    you can just stomp on its head
  48. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    "@ splurbyburbl
    if you had taken the time to read back a few comments you would have seen that I was responding to peloos12"

    Don`t take my awesomeness away...

  49. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    This post needs more dead baby jokes. Let`s hear `em!
  50. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    lol... 43 million people don`t even live in Canada...
  51. Profile photo of woozel121
    woozel121 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    yes on the american version, the question that post is how can i get pregnat
  52. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    dapaperboy. How would you know.
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    The worrying bit is below that... "how do i get pregnant?"

    REALLY!??? You really don`t know!??

  54. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Oh, Canada.
  55. Profile photo of BoobsAreNice
    BoobsAreNice Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Q: Whats red, silver, and crawls into walls?

    A: A baby with forks in its eyes!

  56. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    `How can I keep from singing lyrics?`

    Try humming instead, that always helps me :)

  57. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    lol, How do i get pregnant.... and how do i kill my baby... hmmm
  58. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    "The worrying bit is below that... "how do i get pregnant?"

    REALLY!??? You really don`t know!??"

    Some women are less fertile and need some help getting a bun in the oven. That`s probably what that is.

  59. Profile photo of Inferno00
    Inferno00 Male 13-17
    150 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    lol "how can she slap" = awesome meme
  60. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    "lol, How do i get pregnant.... and how do i kill my baby... hmmm"

    --> get pregnant and kill them... its canadian decision

  61. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    How? First, vote Democrat.
  62. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    Get bent Supersmash.

    Q: Whats pink and red and gets smaller and smaller over time

    A: a baby combing its hair with a cheese grater

  63. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    Hey hey hey! We`re trying to make bigger boobs `How Can I help Haiti" had more results! We`re not all bad :D right?...

    right? ;_;

  64. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:28 am
    Yes, it goes from, How to make breasts bigger, to how to get pregnant, then nine months later, how to kill it.

    I`m gonna go watch some T.V. on Hulu now. ZING!

  65. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:17 am
    so thats how they make bacon up there lol
  66. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:37 am
    Kill, schmill... the earth is overpopulated anyway....
  67. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:58 am
    LOL
  68. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:42 am
    LOL intrigid. Pwned an american! awesome. another one for the team.
    well I just checked, and it IS there. wtf?

    Maybe thats why our population isnt growing and we have to bring in lots of immigrants...
    and i thought its just cause the average family only has 2 or 3 kids..
    guess not.

  69. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:58 am
    ... but it just depends on how many results there are for that phrase. It means the internet collectively is messed up, not just Canada.
  70. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:25 am
    people care about helping "Haiti in Canada?
    well they care almost as much about killing their babies. *gasp*
    *rant about conspiracies*
  71. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:35 am
    Strange,in our country (Canada eh?) we have no abortion laws whatsoever. And it`s free to abort any baby, any time, no `reason` required. I`m amazed we don`t allow retroactive abortions as well. Like in South Park, until the 37th trimester, lolz!
  72. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:55 am
    >.<
  73. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:14 am
    They`re clearly just checking so they know what to avoid.
  74. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 10:24 am
    its almost true
    its the second one
  75. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:54 am
    whatttt!
  76. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Canadians are weird, but we americans do a lot of weird things too, but there`s just no competing against Japan in weirdness.
  77. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    that`s above "how can I help haiti"
  78. Profile photo of MichaelBored
    MichaelBored Male 40-49
    206 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Pfft. Only 18.4 million results for "How can I get pregnant?" The internetz has WAY more examples than that...
  79. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    lol . The hell?
  80. Profile photo of maggot89
    maggot89 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    umm i`m Canadian, and i`m pretty sure there`s only aboot 33 million people in Canada....where`d the other 10 million come from???
  81. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Apparently children are satan incarnate and only Google can provide the wisdom needed to destroy their evil.
  82. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    lol @ maggot89 "aboot" Canadians Rock! Except for the killing babies part...
  83. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    maggot89 its not people those are just search result links
  84. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Oh Canada, What the f*ck is wrong with you...
  85. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    D= Davy moved there
  86. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    D: Get all the babies out of canada
  87. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:22 am
    it doesn`t necessarily mean they intend to kill their baby. it is just as likely that they are going some odd roundabout way of figuring out all possible ways they could accidentally murder their own flesh and blood.
  88. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:10 am
    O:

    -goes get my little nephew from the clutches of my friend`s parents in BC-

  89. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:27 am
    oh sh*t... they`re onto us!
  90. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:32 am
    I thought only Israelis killed babies...
  91. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    i think everything is going to be ok
  92. Profile photo of omg-a-lion
    omg-a-lion Male 13-17
    115 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:11 am
    @caper454
    china kills babies ( most of the time ) because if it isnt a boy.
  93. Profile photo of cowboycrunk
    cowboycrunk Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 12, 2010 at 6:44 am
    How can I get pregnat? -- 18.4 million results

    How can I kill my baby? -- 43 million results

    I think they got population numbers under control up there.

  94. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:43 am
    oh those crazy canadians ^_^
  95. Profile photo of JordanLove
    JordanLove Female 13-17
    8 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    what the hell?
    that`s not right . .
  96. Profile photo of williamfmc
    williamfmc Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    LOL @ Cowbocrunk

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