WTF Is Going On In Canada? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Tech

If Google Search is anything to go by, there are about 43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested--now.
There are 96 comments:
Male 6
LOL @ Cowbocrunk
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Female 8
what the hell?
that`s not right . .
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Male 1,485
oh those crazy canadians ^_^
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Male 1
How can I get pregnat? -- 18.4 million results

How can I kill my baby? -- 43 million results

I think they got population numbers under control up there.

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Male 115
@caper454
china kills babies ( most of the time ) because if it isnt a boy.
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Male 206
i think everything is going to be ok
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Female 511
I thought only Israelis killed babies...
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Female 511
oh sh*t... they`re onto us!
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Female 635
O:

-goes get my little nephew from the clutches of my friend`s parents in BC-

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Male 264
it doesn`t necessarily mean they intend to kill their baby. it is just as likely that they are going some odd roundabout way of figuring out all possible ways they could accidentally murder their own flesh and blood.
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Female 414
D: Get all the babies out of canada
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Male 485
D= Davy moved there
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Male 722
Oh Canada, What the f*ck is wrong with you...
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Male 192
maggot89 its not people those are just search result links
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Female 584
lol @ maggot89 "aboot" Canadians Rock! Except for the killing babies part...
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Female 238
Apparently children are satan incarnate and only Google can provide the wisdom needed to destroy their evil.
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Male 15
umm i`m Canadian, and i`m pretty sure there`s only aboot 33 million people in Canada....where`d the other 10 million come from???
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Female 4,376
lol . The hell?
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Male 206
Pfft. Only 18.4 million results for "How can I get pregnant?" The internetz has WAY more examples than that...
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Female 1,401
that`s above "how can I help haiti"
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Male 440
Canadians are weird, but we americans do a lot of weird things too, but there`s just no competing against Japan in weirdness.
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Male 25,417
whatttt!
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Male 358
its almost true
its the second one
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Male 4,290
They`re clearly just checking so they know what to avoid.
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Female 5,222
>.<
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Male 40,326
Strange,in our country (Canada eh?) we have no abortion laws whatsoever. And it`s free to abort any baby, any time, no `reason` required. I`m amazed we don`t allow retroactive abortions as well. Like in South Park, until the 37th trimester, lolz!
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Male 2,893
people care about helping "Haiti in Canada?
well they care almost as much about killing their babies. *gasp*
*rant about conspiracies*
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Female 3,574
... but it just depends on how many results there are for that phrase. It means the internet collectively is messed up, not just Canada.
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Female 3,828
LOL intrigid. Pwned an american! awesome. another one for the team.
well I just checked, and it IS there. wtf?

Maybe thats why our population isnt growing and we have to bring in lots of immigrants...
and i thought its just cause the average family only has 2 or 3 kids..
guess not.

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Female 248
LOL
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Female 444
Kill, schmill... the earth is overpopulated anyway....
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Male 64
so thats how they make bacon up there lol
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Male 782
Yes, it goes from, How to make breasts bigger, to how to get pregnant, then nine months later, how to kill it.

I`m gonna go watch some T.V. on Hulu now. ZING!

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Female 3,696
Hey hey hey! We`re trying to make bigger boobs `How Can I help Haiti" had more results! We`re not all bad :D right?...

right? ;_;

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Male 906
Get bent Supersmash.

Q: Whats pink and red and gets smaller and smaller over time

A: a baby combing its hair with a cheese grater

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Male 15,832
How? First, vote Democrat.
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Male 243
"lol, How do i get pregnant.... and how do i kill my baby... hmmm"

--> get pregnant and kill them... its canadian decision

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Male 150
lol "how can she slap" = awesome meme
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Male 3,014
"The worrying bit is below that... "how do i get pregnant?"

REALLY!??? You really don`t know!??"

Some women are less fertile and need some help getting a bun in the oven. That`s probably what that is.

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Male 2,748
lol, How do i get pregnant.... and how do i kill my baby... hmmm
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Male 84
`How can I keep from singing lyrics?`

Try humming instead, that always helps me :)

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Male 59
Q: Whats red, silver, and crawls into walls?

A: A baby with forks in its eyes!

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Female 157
Oh, Canada.
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Male 8,302
The worrying bit is below that... "how do i get pregnant?"

REALLY!??? You really don`t know!??

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Male 722
dapaperboy. How would you know.
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Female 53
yes on the american version, the question that post is how can i get pregnat
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Male 541
lol... 43 million people don`t even live in Canada...
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Female 3,574
This post needs more dead baby jokes. Let`s hear `em!
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Male 2,796
"@ splurbyburbl
if you had taken the time to read back a few comments you would have seen that I was responding to peloos12"

Don`t take my awesomeness away...

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Male 214
you can just stomp on its head
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Male 914
"It`s a fake. I tried it, and it`s not there..."

I just tried it and it is there. Do you have an American ISP?

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Female 838
@ splurbyburbl

if you had taken the time to read back a few comments you would have seen that I was responding to peloos12

I can`t believe I`ve been sucked into this...

Anyway thats it for me

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Male 185
Lol, how can I keep from singing lyrics. I know that`s a big problem in Winnipeg.
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Male 47
how can i watch hulu in canada
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Female 295
boeingguy787

LOL LOL LOL XD

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Female 3,574
:(
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Male 2,796
Damn you PUI... I thought my sarcastic flame was rather epic... because I am a legend in my own head. You thwarted me!
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Male 2,796
"Well judging by the comments on here it would appear that many people took it literally and seem to have little understand how a search engine works"

Oh, thanks for enlightening us... oh, no I meant thanks for talking down to us. We tiny, insignificant, small minded majority of ignorant, lowely folk who don`t know the life-altering knowledge of how statistics + search engines work. Thank GOD for people like you who come along and tell us what naive morons we all are.

Care to teach those of us who are ignorant on this oh-so-important matter just how these numbers work? Because I am sure someone in an elevator will ask me one day and I want to be sure to not miss the opportunity to sound intelligent on the matter.

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Female 3,574
That number is the number of entries there are on that topic, not how many people searched it. The entries could come from anywhere in the world :P
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Male 500
"drat you fancy lad trying to piss everyone off"

Bless you zookuw, not all americans are full of hatred.

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Male 612
"there are about 43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested--now. "

Meanwhile, there are only about 34 million of us. ;-)

LOL

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Male 93
This stuff is getting really really old. It decently funny last year when people accidently found them but now there are just way too many out there. Just like Yahoo! Answers..
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Female 254
@pixiechick81

Agreed..
..IAB should be smart enough to get that. also..

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Male 167
I just tried it, it is deffinately there, make sure you are looking at google canada
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Female 838
Well judging by the comments on here it would appear that many people took it literally and seem to have little understand how a search engine works
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Male 195
drat you fancy lad trying to piss everyone off
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Male 10
"It`s a fake. I tried it, and it`s not there..."

I tried it too, and in fact, it was there, but the number of results were not 43 000 000... but 92 100 000 lol

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Female 276
total fake, the population of canada isnt even that high - unless there all that stupid that several people have googled it everytime they have a child cos they forgot from the last time :p
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Male 792
It`s a fake. I tried it, and it`s not there...
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Male 1,054
Shh! No one tell IAB that "kill my baby" is Canadian slang for `have multiple orgasms`.
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Male 661
Seriously, Canada is a dangerous place. We Canadians are such harsh people, we actually have to train our babies to be civil and nice. You think that politeness comes naturally, oh no.
And yes, sometimes the youth are just to dangerous...
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Female 1,134
HOW CAN SHE SLAP!? :O
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Male 3,819
"Guess what dummy?! There are less then 35000000 people in Canada total. We also don`t have our own little internet."

Way to take this literally and think anybody is dumb enough to believe any of that.

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Male 63
It`s not as bad as it seems. In Canada "my baby" is slang for " that ja@#$ss wearing a parka because the weather report said the high for today was only 40 degrees".
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Male 372
Baby`s in Canada are notorious non-nice individuals.
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Male 1,627
oh nvm lol! awesome
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Male 1,627
i have to spell that out for that to work
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Male 3,755
Canada sucks.
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Female 838
Guess what dummy?! There are less then 35000000 people in Canada total. We also don`t have our own little internet.
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Female 118
hahaha
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Male 10,440
[quote] 43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested [/quote]

There aren`t that many Canadians, fyi google.ca indexes all the world`s pages, just like google.any country extension.

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Female 2,352
Lol. Oh google there are many a way. :3
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Male 1,629
its not that hard kids lol
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Male 3,285
Fancylad, thats called google predictive questions. It tried to anticipate what people want through a number of things.
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Male 252
Forty three million results doesnt mean 43 million people searched it - 43 million pages about it. Likely from all over the world.
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Male 312
I am Canadian... and an only child. Now I know why.
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Male 670
[quote]If Google Search is anything to go by, there are about 43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested--now.[/quote]

I`m pretty sure it was the same guy looking it up 43 million times.

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Male 894
! awesome! yea canada!
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Female 437
wow... thats shocking!!!
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Male 606
Five hundred bucks says theres 10x worse on american Google.
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Female 4,197
wtf indeed! O.o
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Male 508
Maybe it`s the Canadian in me, but they all seem like valid questions.
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Male 6
What the balls?
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Male 10,855
43 million results wow.
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Female 3,574
lol wow and it`s real too. o_o
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Male 20,827
Link: WTF Is Going On In Canada? [Pic] [Rate Link] - If Google Search is anything to go by, there are about 43,000,000 Canadians that need to be arrested--now.
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