WORST TATTOO EVER [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Walt Disney"s cryonically frozen head is currently barfing like Old Faithful right now.
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Male 150
i saw one that was a dragon...

:-/

Im scarred for life...
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Male 343
Well, he is made out of "Wood" ;D

See what i did there? Its funny because its a penis joke.
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Female 22
oh my God..
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Female 4,039
That just makes oral out of the question. Who could deal with staring into that?
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Female 635
LMAO

my friend has the pic without the pants in her phone

xD
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Male 128
I don`t know if the guy is a genius or the emperor of morons...
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Female 4
Would it be wrong to encourage that guy to lie to me?
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Male 3,915
he didn`t....oh god....hey....at least women will know he doesn`t lie too often....

ba-dun-chsch
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Male 312
O....M....G!
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Male 44
Sucks that Pinocchio is going to have a revolving case of the chicken poxs
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Female 91
Genius
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Male 558
::::::facepalm:::::::
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Female 158
WHAT?! That`s definitely the greatest tattoo every, what`s with all this "worst ever" noise?
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Female 85
How to make the nose work: "yeah sure! Biggest I`ve ever seen!" Now watch it grow.
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Female 471
...I lol`d pretty hard.
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Female 305
it was only a matter of time til someone had the balls to do that
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Male 2,788
oh god...
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Male 2,893
that would be very awkward for him to have a one-night-stand with pinocchio`s ex.
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Female 25
good god...does it grow when he lies..wait i dont want to know.
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Female 1,199
Oh my...
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Male 295
if he didnt shave it then Pinocchio must have become a real boy.... and hit puberty....
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Female 1,283

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Male 503
hahahha
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Male 2,748
idk, i have mixed emotions on this one...
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Female 336
Why didn`t he just tattoo the words "I never want to get laid again!" on his forehead and be done with it?
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Female 394
Amusing? Hell yes, but about as sexually appealing as an eighty year old pedophile turned inside out and bloody-side up.
Why would someone want their partner incessantly laughing at them throughout foreplay. >.< Is this his way of catching kiddies?
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Male 337
well at least his nose will grow...not sure about when it lies though.
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Male 2,690
I think I thought of that when I was like 10?
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Female 4,447
Well, at least it`s creative.
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Male 425
haha that is good
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Male 190
pinocchio has a beard?
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Female 343
That`s kinda creepy. And wrong in so many ways lol.
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Female 105
I like it in theory, but if I were to try and sleep with this guy that would either make me laugh and leave or hate myself in the morning.
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Male 1,882
Now he just has to tell a lie or two and he`s in business.
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Male 112
please? i love you.... crap!!
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Female 87
Ha.!
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Male 722
Hmm.. Ponochio`s nose must not go very far...
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Male 736
BEST
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Male 220
u are so fat and ugly
and u can tell im not even lying
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Female 130
hahahah WIN
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Male 17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Female 125
OMG! haha that`s great!
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Male 820
no, greatest tattoo ever.
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Female 9,403
No NSFW warning?
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Female 35
i knew this would happen sooner or later.
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Male 92
ive always wondered what pinocchio looked like with a ballsack for a chin
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Female 1,264
I knew it! This one did not come as a surprise.
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Male 1,164
ManicRapture: Lawl. These are things guys probably don`t think about when getting these tattoos.
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Male 591
Pinocchio? Dumbo would have been a better choice.
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Male 1,598
gross... that is the worst tattoo ever
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Male 988
"Hm. I bet it gets longer every time he tells a girl his size. Ingenious, really."
This
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Male 348
I knew pinnochio was made of wood, but really? Come on (no pun intended that time).
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Female 376
made me lol
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Female 682
ewwwwwww.......imagine that puppet staring at you during a bj.....O_o
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Female 104
yes...eye bleach..and I am now speechless.
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Female 121
X_X errr... ok....
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Male 51
Hm. I bet it gets longer every time he tells a girl his size. Ingenious, really.
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Male 1,351
Eye bleach needed.
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Female 224
haha yumyum1
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Male 2,056
so the dick is the nose and the balls are the tongue? or something to that extent
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Male 129
that guy is confused between "laid" and "lied"
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Female 1,380
more like BEST tattoo ever
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Female 1,101
Interesting idea, but somehow I don`t think the ladies would like it..
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Male 231
I was a tattoo artist, trust me. THIS GUY PAID HIS ASS OFF!!!! You don`t do tats like that without a huge compensation
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Female 136
This is one of the many tattoos I`ve seen that makes me feel sorry for the artist that had to ink this guy up.
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Female 346
I would probably want to suck this guy`s dick just to see pinoccio`s nose grow... XD
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Male 815
hHAHEHAEAHAEHAEH oh god thats so hilarious
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Male 499
Wouldn`t that just be incredibly awkard and disturbing for both of them unless you have some kind of fetish?

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Male 1,051
drating nose no bounds.
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Female 2,352
LOL
BJs for that guy just got awkward.
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Female 204
lmao! for some reason i think thats so awesome!
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Male 397
Most epic tattoo ever.
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Male 185
ROFL!!!!

I`m just imagining how it must feel to be a girl when it comes time to give this guy a bj and having a Disney character staring back at you.

That`s not even the slightest bit creepy, no way.
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Female 1,427
So if he lies enough, it`ll get longer.
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Male 1,013
Tiger Woods needs that tat. Or rather Elin needs to make him get it.
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Male 1,054
so, he`s a grower, not a show-er.
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Male 253
lol
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Male 418
R O F L !!! all the ideas for tattoos that have crossed my mind, all the tats i have seen beautiful to outright disturbing..... and i never thought of this???? Fracking awesome !!! WINNA !!
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Male 225
this should be BEST ever....
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Female 43
lol that is awesome!
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Female 35
lol, try giving a blowjob with that thing staring at you..
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Female 428
I would not like to have that looking at me O_o
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Female 330
worse?! hell, try BEST tattoo ever! haha
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Male 2,199
oh, the puns that would ensue... "tell me lies" she says, "I`ve got wood", "watch him blow his nose"...
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Male 352
LOL.
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Female 217
haha! love it! but now i have peen envy :(
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha! thats brilliant!
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Female 1,401
pretty good, but that seems like kind of a mood killer.
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Female 4,349
you would want to have a decent sized penis though, wouldn`t you...
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Male 807
lolololol
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Female 168
I wouldn`t want that looking at me....
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Female 134
AMAZING! definetly NOT the worst tattoo!
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Female 895
LOL! awesome
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Male 15,510
Shopped
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Female 876
/facepalm
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Female 239
hah!
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Male 26
The small penis jokes practically write themselves...

"so, apparently you`re quite an honest person"
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Male 111
not really that genius, any immature person could think this up..
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Male 7,586
i might get it if it grew when i lied, that would just be cool.
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Male 13
it is absolutley hilarious and genius!!!
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Female 3,574
@Pabasa, yeah that sounds like a fantastic married life lol

However, I`m sure at least a few girls would like this enough to not be bothered by it, even after 40 years lol
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Female 1,306
I lol`d. SO HARD. This is the most perverse, horrible, fantastic idea for a tattoo ever.
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Male 2,703
because that isn`t predicable
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Female 277
Despite the horrific scarring to my childhood, that artist did a terrific job. Of course he would have to make sure he waxes/shaves all the time otherwise it`s completely ruined.
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Male 4,012
Notallowed - vaginas have no eyes. And there`s always the option of doing oral sex in the dark.
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Male 4,012
Worst? Awesomest more like it.
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Female 526
ok, so he`s joker, he got this tat for the lulz. yea, pretty funny. chicks are certainly going to talk about it, maybe he`s even going to get laid a few times, sure. but what about the time in his life when he`d want to settle down, have a family, spend the rest of his life with someone?
what woman would ever want to have sex with Pinocchio for the rest of her life? stare the creepy wooden thing right in the eye each time she`s..down there? what would she do when her son plays Pinocchio in a school play? what?!
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Female 282
who is the artist that did this!? that wouldve made an interesting day...
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Male 4,867
guy: "like i was saying baby...12 inches" ;)
girl: *looks down* "liar"
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Male 438
@pui we can donate your childhood to poor orphans in Africa and tell them it`s the latest thing. They`ll be thankful for it!
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Male 242
Am I the only one who thinks that this is absolutely hilarious and genius?
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Male 4,680
EAAAAAAGH!!!
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Male 5,194
I would start telling so many lies...
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Male 438
agreed
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Female 3,574
LOL oh... oh gawd XD my childhood!
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Male 7,378
Worst? That`s one of the best if not the most clever tattoos ever.
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Female 171
way to ruin penises forever IAB
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Female 837
Oh. My. God.

Lmfao.

I am disgusted and absolutely amused.
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Male 9,306
NO!
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Male 19,887
Link: WORST TATTOO EVER [Pic] [Rate Link] - Walt Disney`s cryonically frozen head is currently barfing like Old Faithful right now.
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