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Date: 03/31/10 10:03 AM

120 Responses to WORST TATTOO EVER [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:22 am
    Link: WORST TATTOO EVER - Walt Disney`s cryonically frozen head is currently barfing like Old Faithful right now.
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:09 am
    NO!
  3. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Oh. My. God.

    Lmfao.

    I am disgusted and absolutely amused.
  4. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:12 am
    way to ruin penises forever IAB
  5. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Worst? That`s one of the best if not the most clever tattoos ever.
  6. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:14 am
    LOL oh... oh gawd XD my childhood!
  7. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:17 am
    agreed
  8. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:18 am
    I would start telling so many lies...
  9. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:20 am
    EAAAAAAGH!!!
  10. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Am I the only one who thinks that this is absolutely hilarious and genius?
  11. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:21 am
    @pui we can donate your childhood to poor orphans in Africa and tell them it`s the latest thing. They`ll be thankful for it!
  12. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:30 am
    guy: "like i was saying baby...12 inches" ;)
    girl: *looks down* "liar"
  13. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:38 am
    who is the artist that did this!? that wouldve made an interesting day...
  14. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:41 am
    ok, so he`s joker, he got this tat for the lulz. yea, pretty funny. chicks are certainly going to talk about it, maybe he`s even going to get laid a few times, sure. but what about the time in his life when he`d want to settle down, have a family, spend the rest of his life with someone?
    what woman would ever want to have sex with Pinocchio for the rest of her life? stare the creepy wooden thing right in the eye each time she`s..down there? what would she do when her son plays Pinocchio in a school play? what?!
  15. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Worst? Awesomest more like it.
  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Notallowed - vaginas have no eyes. And there`s always the option of doing oral sex in the dark.
  17. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Despite the horrific scarring to my childhood, that artist did a terrific job. Of course he would have to make sure he waxes/shaves all the time otherwise it`s completely ruined.
  18. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:47 am
    because that isn`t predicable
  19. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:52 am
    I lol`d. SO HARD. This is the most perverse, horrible, fantastic idea for a tattoo ever.
  20. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:52 am
    @Pabasa, yeah that sounds like a fantastic married life lol

    However, I`m sure at least a few girls would like this enough to not be bothered by it, even after 40 years lol
  21. Profile photo of pmx
    pmx Male 30-39
    13 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:52 am
    it is absolutley hilarious and genius!!!
  22. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:54 am
    i might get it if it grew when i lied, that would just be cool.
  23. Profile photo of joejoe92
    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:59 am
    not really that genius, any immature person could think this up..
  24. Profile photo of adamdrinks
    adamdrinks Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:02 am
    The small penis jokes practically write themselves...

    "so, apparently you`re quite an honest person"
  25. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:07 am
    hah!
  26. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:09 am
    /facepalm
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Shopped
  28. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:14 am
    LOL! awesome
  29. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:30 am
    AMAZING! definetly NOT the worst tattoo!
  30. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
    168 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:48 am
    I wouldn`t want that looking at me....
  31. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:49 am
    lolololol
  32. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:51 am
    you would want to have a decent sized penis though, wouldn`t you...
  33. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:54 am
    pretty good, but that seems like kind of a mood killer.
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:59 am
    ha ha ha! thats brilliant!
  35. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    haha! love it! but now i have peen envy :(
  36. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    LOL.
  37. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    oh, the puns that would ensue... "tell me lies" she says, "I`ve got wood", "watch him blow his nose"...
  38. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    worse?! hell, try BEST tattoo ever! haha
  39. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    I would not like to have that looking at me O_o
  40. Profile photo of 8bit_tribe
    8bit_tribe Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    lol, try giving a blowjob with that thing staring at you..
  41. Profile photo of siretokkor
    siretokkor Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    lol that is awesome!
  42. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    this should be BEST ever....
  43. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    R O F L !!! all the ideas for tattoos that have crossed my mind, all the tats i have seen beautiful to outright disturbing..... and i never thought of this???? Fracking awesome !!! WINNA !!
  44. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    lol
  45. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    so, he`s a grower, not a show-er.
  46. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Tiger Woods needs that tat. Or rather Elin needs to make him get it.
  47. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    So if he lies enough, it`ll get longer.
  48. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    ROFL!!!!

    I`m just imagining how it must feel to be a girl when it comes time to give this guy a bj and having a Disney character staring back at you.

    That`s not even the slightest bit creepy, no way.
  49. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Most epic tattoo ever.
  50. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    lmao! for some reason i think thats so awesome!
  51. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    LOL
    BJs for that guy just got awkward.
  52. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    drating nose no bounds.
  53. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Wouldn`t that just be incredibly awkard and disturbing for both of them unless you have some kind of fetish?

  54. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    hHAHEHAEAHAEHAEH oh god thats so hilarious
  55. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    I would probably want to suck this guy`s dick just to see pinoccio`s nose grow... XD
  56. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    This is one of the many tattoos I`ve seen that makes me feel sorry for the artist that had to ink this guy up.
  57. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I was a tattoo artist, trust me. THIS GUY PAID HIS ASS OFF!!!! You don`t do tats like that without a huge compensation
  58. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Interesting idea, but somehow I don`t think the ladies would like it..
  59. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    more like BEST tattoo ever
  60. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    that guy is confused between "laid" and "lied"
  61. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    so the dick is the nose and the balls are the tongue? or something to that extent
  62. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    haha yumyum1
  63. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Eye bleach needed.
  64. Profile photo of AkaHikage
    AkaHikage Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Hm. I bet it gets longer every time he tells a girl his size. Ingenious, really.
  65. Profile photo of dustercat21
    dustercat21 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    X_X errr... ok....
  66. Profile photo of ppassion
    ppassion Female 18-29
    104 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    yes...eye bleach..and I am now speechless.
  67. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    ewwwwwww.......imagine that puppet staring at you during a bj.....O_o
  68. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    made me lol
  69. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    I knew pinnochio was made of wood, but really? Come on (no pun intended that time).
  70. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    "Hm. I bet it gets longer every time he tells a girl his size. Ingenious, really."
    This
  71. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    gross... that is the worst tattoo ever
  72. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Pinocchio? Dumbo would have been a better choice.
  73. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    ManicRapture: Lawl. These are things guys probably don`t think about when getting these tattoos.
  74. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    I knew it! This one did not come as a surprise.
  75. Profile photo of eclsage
    eclsage Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    ive always wondered what pinocchio looked like with a ballsack for a chin
  76. Profile photo of aradia670
    aradia670 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    i knew this would happen sooner or later.
  77. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    No NSFW warning?
  78. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    no, greatest tattoo ever.
  79. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    OMG! haha that`s great!
  80. Profile photo of crunkadelic
    crunkadelic Male 13-17
    17 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  81. Profile photo of leahers
    leahers Female 18-29
    130 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    hahahah WIN
  82. Profile photo of 614188
    614188 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    u are so fat and ugly
    and u can tell im not even lying
  83. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    BEST
  84. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Hmm.. Ponochio`s nose must not go very far...
  85. Profile photo of atomic_sugar
    atomic_sugar Female 18-29
    87 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    Ha.!
  86. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    please? i love you.... crap!!
  87. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Now he just has to tell a lie or two and he`s in business.
  88. Profile photo of nellerbear
    nellerbear Female 18-29
    105 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    I like it in theory, but if I were to try and sleep with this guy that would either make me laugh and leave or hate myself in the morning.
  89. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    That`s kinda creepy. And wrong in so many ways lol.
  90. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    pinocchio has a beard?
  91. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    haha that is good
  92. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Well, at least it`s creative.
  93. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    I think I thought of that when I was like 10?
  94. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    well at least his nose will grow...not sure about when it lies though.
  95. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    Amusing? Hell yes, but about as sexually appealing as an eighty year old pedophile turned inside out and bloody-side up.
    Why would someone want their partner incessantly laughing at them throughout foreplay. >.< Is this his way of catching kiddies?
  96. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    Why didn`t he just tattoo the words "I never want to get laid again!" on his forehead and be done with it?
  97. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    idk, i have mixed emotions on this one...
  98. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    hahahha
  99. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:33 pm

  100. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 1:33 am
    if he didnt shave it then Pinocchio must have become a real boy.... and hit puberty....
  101. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:55 am
    Oh my...
  102. Profile photo of saruh_bebop
    saruh_bebop Female 18-29
    25 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 3:48 am
    good god...does it grow when he lies..wait i dont want to know.
  103. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 7:20 am
    that would be very awkward for him to have a one-night-stand with pinocchio`s ex.
  104. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 9:12 am
    oh god...
  105. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    it was only a matter of time til someone had the balls to do that
  106. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    ...I lol`d pretty hard.
  107. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    How to make the nose work: "yeah sure! Biggest I`ve ever seen!" Now watch it grow.
  108. Profile photo of Purplefreak
    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    WHAT?! That`s definitely the greatest tattoo every, what`s with all this "worst ever" noise?
  109. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 3:59 am
    ::::::facepalm:::::::
  110. Profile photo of juddy
    juddy Female 18-29
    91 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Genius
  111. Profile photo of t0zzic
    t0zzic Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Sucks that Pinocchio is going to have a revolving case of the chicken poxs
  112. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    O....M....G!
  113. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    he didn`t....oh god....hey....at least women will know he doesn`t lie too often....

    ba-dun-chsch
  114. Profile photo of SEkittenXY86
    SEkittenXY86 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    Would it be wrong to encourage that guy to lie to me?
  115. Profile photo of xamilo
    xamilo Male 18-29
    128 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:37 am
    I don`t know if the guy is a genius or the emperor of morons...
  116. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:54 am
    LMAO

    my friend has the pic without the pants in her phone

    xD
  117. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    That just makes oral out of the question. Who could deal with staring into that?
  118. Profile photo of iamJasmin
    iamJasmin Female 13-17
    22 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    oh my God..
  119. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Well, he is made out of "Wood" ;D

    See what i did there? Its funny because its a penis joke.
  120. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    i saw one that was a dragon...

    :-/

    Im scarred for life...

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