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Date: 03/12/10 07:30 AM

161 Responses to World`s Biggest Twilight Fan Sees Eclipse Trailer

  1. Profile photo of Rested
    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:36 am
    Link: World`s Biggest Twilight Fan Sees Eclipse Trailer - And she webcam`s her viewing of the trailer`s debut for us, as she did with the Twilight trailer. Nom the monitor?
  2. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:39 am
    One minute in and I just couldn`t stand to watch any more.
  3. Profile photo of Led_zeppelin
    Led_zeppelin Male 13-17
    46 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:39 am
    Ugh, I`m going to take a shower.
  4. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:40 am
    ....I can see where this vid is going and how the comments are gonna pan out!

    As far as I`m concerned it`s her own damn fault being both a twilight fan and daft enough to put this on youtube!

  5. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:40 am
    What the hell was that!?!
  6. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:43 am
    WHALE SMASH!
  7. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
    I should`ve done like she said and turned the volume down. My ears are bleeding now...
  8. Profile photo of KageLockhart
    KageLockhart Female 18-29
    46 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:46 am
    The frightening thing is when she does the low pitched giantess call of love...

    Also, its just a trailer, chill the eff out.

  9. Profile photo of Angishore
    Angishore Male 30-39
    8 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:46 am
    I really worry about the human race.

    One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don`t run with a wooden stake.

  10. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:51 am
    rightnowrightnowrightnowrightnowNOOOOWWWWWW
  11. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Jesus Christ o.O
  12. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:53 am
    Jesus christ! at 14 seconds. What the drat was that all about?
  13. Profile photo of glassjawdave
    glassjawdave Male 18-29
    93 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:55 am
    I drating hate Twilight
  14. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:56 am
    I`m sueing her for ear rape.
  15. Profile photo of Romybun88
    Romybun88 Female 18-29
    65 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:56 am
    erm SCARED!!! Does she have turettes?? and she has friends apparently?!!
  16. Profile photo of QBW
    QBW Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:00 am
    thats the english for you!
  17. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Human race; Doomed.
  18. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:02 am
    Jesus christ! at 14 seconds. What the drat was that all about?
  19. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:02 am
    If you find a beached whale, your supposed to get it back in the water, not squeeze it into clothes and brainwash it.
  20. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:03 am
    She`s party of the I`m fat and undesirable so I put myself in Bella`s shoes group. The human race can be really disappointing sometimes.
  21. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:04 am
    gawd those books/movies are so crappy.
  22. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:05 am
    A couple things...

    1. Holy crap my ears.
    B. Twilight is moronic for so many reasons.
    III. Kill it with fire! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  23. Profile photo of Papaija
    Papaija Male 18-29
    91 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:05 am
    I can see a terrible, terrible remix being made out of this.
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:10 am
    i dont know any of the things she kept screaming about, maybe i should rewatch the second one before im forced to see the third.
  25. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Oh I get it! You meant `biggest fan` as in the actual physical size of the person.

    On another note I do feel bad for people like this.

  26. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:16 am
    I hate that stupid girl! She`s annoying as drat!! GAH! Get a life!!
  27. Profile photo of mcai8rw2
    mcai8rw2 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Christ. I think i just was sick a little in my mouth.

    Look everyone... She`s scottish. From Scotchland, Europe.

    Did you know that over there... they eat deepfried marsbars. Who am i kidding! Of COURSE you knew... you`re all yanks!

  28. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:27 am
    1. "If you see me on the street or bump into me, don`t ask me about it."
    -How can you not see or bump into a huge whalebeast like this hefer? Bring your harpoons!

    2. If she put as much energy on her health as she does with Twilight... she may save herself from a heart attack.

    3. The deep voice makes me think this bitch may be possessed. Just sayin!

  29. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:29 am
    At around the 45 second mark when she inhaled i thought she was going to devour me through the screen :|
  30. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:30 am
    right now right now right now NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  31. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    703 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Oh man, she`s c r a z y !
    and B3N01D3, i agree. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

    but, i guess. at least she`s happy, right? more than i can say about myself. damn.. maybe i should start watching twilight.. wait. no. ill rather stay misserable than be a crazy twilight fan

  32. Profile photo of aleclourmier
    aleclourmier Male 18-29
    86 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:50 am
    I don`t care if she sees Twatlight! I want those grunts on my band XD
  33. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Holy cow!
  34. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:03 am
    HOLY F*CK.
  35. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:07 am
    wow...obsess much?
  36. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:08 am
    SHOOT THE BOOMER!
  37. Profile photo of JunglistRich
    JunglistRich Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:09 am
    wheres cpt Ahab i think we`ve found moby dick !
  38. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:09 am
    oh dear God at 0:15 when she screams like that...1st. she has to be a man 2nd ew 3rd i agree with splurby shes possessed 4th ew
  39. Profile photo of wimiyuk
    wimiyuk Male 18-29
    25 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:14 am
    what the fuc kwas that satanic chant she said in the beginning
  40. Profile photo of McDuff73
    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:19 am
    All those years spent trying to convince you damn yankies your the only nation thats fat and stoopid all undone within a second of the start of this clip.
    Damn!
  41. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:23 am
    She surely needs to get laid more.
  42. Profile photo of turkeyman89
    turkeyman89 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:25 am
    BOOOMER!
  43. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:26 am
    i highly dislike people like this
  44. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:26 am
    I saw enough girl screaming with a demon-man voice when I saw exorcist.
  45. Profile photo of McDuff73
    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Its like shrek except less green :/
  46. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:30 am
    This girl is obviously mentally not well. ADHD or something...
  47. Profile photo of Boombeats
    Boombeats Male 18-29
    16 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:36 am
    Cases like this makes me wish there were negative stars to click on. -3.7
  48. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:36 am
    Those kinds of people need to be beaten with sledgehammers.
  49. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:51 am
    OMG what`s wrong with her HAIR!
  50. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:51 am
    "omg, whats wrong with her hair?" omg, wats wrong with urself?

    i stopped watching after 2.09 "NOOOOOW" cos it sounded like NOOOOM and i thought she was gonna eat me

  51. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:55 am
    "Look everyone... She`s scottish. From Scotchland, Europe."

    No she isn`t. Get your accents right idiot, thats north of England. Hold on... that`s near me!
    SHE`S GONNA EAT ME!!

    Might be a bit further south of me (Middlesbrough, near to but NOT Newcastle)

  52. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Biggest fan is right
  53. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:10 am
    She looks like a fat "he".
  54. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:12 am
    @SwissNipsUK: "At around the 45 second mark when she inhaled i thought she was going to devour me through the screen :|"

    Wow... it doesn`t happen often, but your post just literally cracked me up. I don`t know why it did, but it did. Props.

  55. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:14 am
    ""Look everyone... She`s scottish. From Scotchland, Europe."

    No she isn`t. Get your accents right idiot, thats north of England."
    Same thing really. I`ve lived in the midlands for 16 years and I`ve never been able to tell the difference.

  56. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Pathetic
  57. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:29 am
    >>SHE`S GONNA EAT ME!!

    OMG! RUN!!!

  58. Profile photo of jfishx
    jfishx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:30 am
    JunglistRich, you just made my day
  59. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:32 am
    hope I never catch her in the theatres.
  60. Profile photo of repost
    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:32 am
    sadly, i`m pretty sure i know this girl. If i`m right, i`m gonna go and punch her in the face
  61. Profile photo of pottersclay
    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:37 am
    is she manic or just being a teenager?
  62. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:46 am
    I hope she doesn`t breed.
  63. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:49 am
    I saw the trailer...just randomly. It just made me roll my eyes! Its the same as the first two, just with a few new characters. The script was pretty much the same! All they ever say is "I`m promise I`ll protect you", "Why wont you let me be like you?!", "I`m better then him, Bella. Choose me!"... That there is the basis of the entire series...
  64. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:51 am
    "whats wrong with her hair"... whats wrong with your FACE!
  65. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Now you know what 90% of the girls going to see that movie looks like
  66. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:56 am
    lmao, typical twilight fan.
  67. Profile photo of sirryan1
    sirryan1 Male 30-39
    15 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:06 am
    This video is based on the story of Peter Pan and the lost their minds kids. I bet if you told her that this movie isn`t real, she would just scream at you and try and pause your ass.
  68. Profile photo of FrameRaid
    FrameRaid Male 30-39
    102 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Wow, she turns into The Devil at 0:15.
  69. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:24 am
    I hope the movie is terrible.
  70. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Exercise her. Call the catholic church
  71. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Her voice is deeper than mine.
  72. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:39 am
    "Ohhh-what`s wrong with her hair?!"
    I`ll protect you.-"No you won`t!"
    "I don`t even know what noise vultures make but I`m sure it`d be similar to -AGGGH!-"

    Oh her poor poor neighbors...

  73. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Her voice all of a sudden became extremely deep, masculine, and otherworldly. For a minute I thought her head would start spinning 360 degrees and she would levitate above her bed.
  74. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:41 am
    FrameRaid

    I wrote the same thing on youtube about her. It was like a damn demon started to speak thorugh her! i was freaked the hell out...then I LOL`d! hard to tell people at work why I was laughing that hard...hahahaha

  75. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:42 am
    what just happened at like 0:16 i think i lost power to my entire house, the ground shook and now theres a giant bottomless pit where our living room used to be...
  76. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:47 am
    That is what Jacob, the werewolf looks like without the CGI.
  77. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:53 am
    0:15 scared me and I went on to the next thing..
  78. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    @gorgack2000
    i might understand ppl from another country not being able to tell the difference, but an english person not being able to tell the difference between a scot and a northerner? my cousins could probably tell the difference and they`re from suffolk
  79. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    You know you have an actual, legitimate mental problem when....
  80. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    this is actually pretty sad. it made me feel sorry for her. but then i laughed and thought itd best to crucify her in front of many twilight fans... along with the cast for the movie.
  81. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    What a total f-wad of a demon, possessing this girl and turning her into a Twitard. I wonder what she used to be like.
  82. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I hate humans sometimes.
  83. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    I was afraid she would come out the screen and eat me!
  84. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    I think she`s schizophrenic...
  85. Profile photo of aliceuh
    aliceuh Female 13-17
    37 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    what makes it better is fast fowarding it.. and so you only see like frame by frame. makes it better. haha. and you don`t have to hear her flip poo over nothing.
  86. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: Twilight has all the length of Stephen King and all the Depth of Dr. Seuss... this much dram over the situation is a bit sad. But funny :P
  87. Profile photo of tattoosbywil
    tattoosbywil Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    At about 30 sec., I took her advice and just stopped watching . . .
  88. Profile photo of miss_muffin
    miss_muffin Female 18-29
    1 post
    March 12, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    looks like a dinosaur...talks like one...looks like one...im pretty sure its not human
  89. Profile photo of Tieagra
    Tieagra Female 18-29
    126 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    That b**** is crazy
  90. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Im kinda curious to see what her hair looked like.
  91. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    I don`t know why I took the effort to pause whenever she screamed... Good thing I realized half through that nothing she said was ever going to be interesting. The only nice thing I have to say about Twilight is that it made reading cool (but not really) :/
  92. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    I think she`s doing it for attention... I mean seriously O.o
  93. Profile photo of gammapane
    gammapane Male 18-29
    170 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    mommy is it going to eat me?
  94. Profile photo of EatYourSoul
    EatYourSoul Male 13-17
    42 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    her voice is like that of angels
  95. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I don`t care what y`all say that was hilarious!
  96. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    for the love of............whateverthehell that guy`s name is.
  97. Profile photo of Apexs
    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Its nice to see Jabba the Huts kids moving on past his death. good for it...

  98. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    I think this is the exact same crap as last time she did it for the first movie.

    And FYI, being a fat loser who lives for BS like twylite will never get a guy as good as you imagine shiny douchebags are. Odds are you will be so devoted you won`t realize the abusive ignorant retard you`re dating...

  99. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    i wonder if she does this in the movie theatres?
  100. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    I thought that those movies were based on books and she should already know the gist of what is going to happen.. am I wrong?
  101. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    I laughed.
  102. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    REPOST: "sadly, i`m pretty sure i know this girl. If i`m right, i`m gonna go and punch her in the face"


    FILM IT!!! film it film it film it film it filmitfilmitfilmitfilmtit... yes do that :)

  103. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    WTF is that?
  104. Profile photo of Handersan
    Handersan Male 18-29
    35 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    ...I think she may be posessed. That low voice she does reminds me of the exorcist. Freaky!
  105. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    I`m extremely disturbed by this. The voice. The huge.
  106. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
    184 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    When you say "biggest fan".. you mean fat.. right?
  107. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    I didn`t know manatees had computers.
  108. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    lol i remember this chick, dear lord can this PLEASE be the last twilight movie? i read the books once, and honestly, two out of the what, four, books have no plot, its literally forgettable. That or ive repressed the memory of reading them :S
    thank god
  109. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    What a beast!
  110. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    "whats wrong with her hair?"

    Whats wrong with your FAT!

    ....Crude i know, but effective.

  111. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    I wish you would all go blind for a year. Then you`d have to base your judgements on a person`s personality and intelligence rather than appearance. Granted, she`d lose either way, but still...the fat jokes on IAB are getting a little old.
  112. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    And so a new meme was born...
  113. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    made it to 1:47 before i decided this was a waste of time. and by waste of time i mean the video, the movie, and the stupid British girl.
  114. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Well, you know how many fat jokes British people throw at us, its only fair we get a chance to toss a few back. She`s like a stupid blond valley girl, a fat woman, and a British teenager all combined into one big fat jellyroll.
  115. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    "Well, you know how many fat jokes British people throw at us, its only fair we get a chance to toss a few back. She`s like a stupid blond valley girl, a fat woman, and a British teenager all combined into one big fat jellyroll."

    I was really thinking of pointing that out the first time I saw this... but I decided not to touch that.

  116. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    I don`t see how anybody can be that excited over Twilight. Especially just the trailer.
    Also, <fat joke>.
  117. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    She likes Twilight. That overpowers the overweight, the eyebrows, and the general ugliness.
  118. Profile photo of omg-a-lion
    omg-a-lion Male 13-17
    115 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    "GIMME DOGS AND DONUT" at 0:15 ..........Random much
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    bluegaze5 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    I love how she gets the DEEPEST VOICE EVAR when she screams...

    "LMAOOMGWTF!!! BAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!" then she goes back to a rambling idiot...so funny...

  120. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    That girl needs a bloody hard punch in the throat.
    I hate Twilight but I think I might hate her more. I`d love to see her reaction if Robert Pattinson died. Or the director got AIDs. Or if the writer of the terrible "novels" died in a fire. Or if I captured her and her entire family and made me watch as I killed and drank all of their blood in front of her.
    </rant>
  121. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    Oddly enough, I recorded my reaction to watching this video. The look on my face was as though a doctor gave me a 6 minute talk that I had AIDS. If I had to pick between her and a traffic cone to take out on a date, that orange pylon would get wined & dined, pedal boated around the lake, and a moonlight walk on the beach. God, I hope I never run into her since I`m in Vancouver where the first two books were filmed....those eyebrows!
  122. Profile photo of radoinc
    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Stopped it at 1:00. It makes me too sad.
  123. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    i made it 0:12 secs
  124. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    The woman (I think it`s a woman) need professional help. Quickly. Is she just a hysterical oversized 12-year-old whose life revolves around her favorite movie? Not very attractive.
  125. Profile photo of atm
    atm Female 13-17
    127 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Why do you guys hate her?
    shes funny!!!
  126. Profile photo of Metal_idol
    Metal_idol Female 18-29
    53 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    To hell with the Myan calendar, THIS girl is the first sign of the apocalypse.
  127. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    I love seeing people so excited about stuff.
  128. Profile photo of sgrin27
    sgrin27 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    she acts as if this is all news to her, if shes a die hard fan shes read the books and knows whats going on....why is she being hysterical.
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    meowmix777 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    MAN THE HARPOONS MEN!

    NO, WE WILL BRING IT DOWN..... WITH FIRE!!!

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    My aren`t we all such happy, loving people today? D:


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    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    I skipped ahead and watched this in segments. It was entertainingly pathetic. The internet doesn`t make people stupid. Turns out Twilight does. I should write a book.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:04 pm
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    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    dumb bitch!!! who the drat pauses it?!?!?!?! drating noob! i wish i video taped my reaction, would have been a hell of a lot better!
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:47 am
    he he twiglight fans
  135. Profile photo of madsword
    madsword Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:22 am
    shut it fatty and get another pie down your neck
  136. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:06 am
    I wonder how she reacted to 2g1c...
  137. Profile photo of SatanMyMasta
    SatanMyMasta Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:59 am
    Someone please...Kill her. Please...Please...Please..PLEASE!
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    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 4:32 am
    im not gonna even watcvh that. i had enough when it got to like a minute T__T
  139. Profile photo of thisismary
    thisismary Female 18-29
    99 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 4:43 am
    Ok got to 0:17. She`s shaking the webcam and I`m getting motion sick.
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    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:39 am
    Remember the big "Save the Whales" campaign a few years back? Well, this is what that got us. Please for the love of god somebody put this whale down. It`s rabid.
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    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:23 am
    Imagine seeing the whole movie with her....
  142. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
    117 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:28 am
    @ LadyWeasel - Win. Pure and utter win.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:50 am
    I knew twilight fans were irritating boring and crazy, but this is a new level or all of those things...
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:56 am
    of* not or.
  145. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:19 am
    biggest..... i get it.

    also, wtf?

  146. Profile photo of Benjaminovic
    Benjaminovic Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:16 am
    haha... 0:15 braaargh
  147. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    thats why you`re fat, read a book and get on a treadmill crazy man woman bear thing
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    i believe we should reinstate crucifixions (spelling?) into our judicial system.
  149. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    if she would read the books she would have a general idea of what was going to happen anyway.. oh god..
  150. Profile photo of paynen6
    paynen6 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    What a dumb ass. Really. VAMPIRES ARE STUPID.
  151. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Is this what england is like?

    I`m...I`m so afraid.

    Someone put her down.

  152. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    This girl has to be a virgin.
  153. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:07 am
    LMAO @ Davymid.....

    And btw, was that a guy or girl?

  154. Profile photo of teccaae
    teccaae Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Jesus
  155. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    @payne6
    Its not that vampires are stupid... its that romance versions of vampires that glitter and glow for no apparent reason and always act like they are going to kill their one true love but never do when in fact it would make the book/series so much better ad would then no longer be a romance novel but an action/murder novel... Wow, i got off topic. Lets just ALL agree vampires shouldn`t be involved with romance, and when they are, the person they "Love" needs to be killed by the vampire that loves them.
    Kay?
  156. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:29 am
    lmfao wtf Twilight fans are nuts.
  157. Profile photo of Outmind01
    Outmind01 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Calm down Jabba, it`s all right.

    BTW, "what`s wrong with her hair" was priceless.
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    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    MOOOAAARRR!!!! roflz
  159. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 4:38 am
    "Jesus"

    thats all you can really say.
  160. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:58 am
    At least she accepts the fact that she is stupid and has no friends.

    Besides that, there is so much to make fun of... all I can really say is hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
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    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    right now, right now, now, now, NOOWWW!!!

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