World`s Biggest Twilight Fan Sees Eclipse Trailer

Submitted by: Rested 7 years ago in Funny

And she webcam"s her viewing of the trailer"s debut for us, as she did with the Twilight trailer. Nom the monitor?
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Female 246
right now, right now, now, now, NOOWWW!!!
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Male 137
At least she accepts the fact that she is stupid and has no friends.

Besides that, there is so much to make fun of... all I can really say is hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
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Male 798
"Jesus"

thats all you can really say.
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Female 85
MOOOAAARRR!!!! roflz
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Male 15
Calm down Jabba, it`s all right.

BTW, "what`s wrong with her hair" was priceless.
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Female 376
lmfao wtf Twilight fans are nuts.
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Male 343
@payne6
Its not that vampires are stupid... its that romance versions of vampires that glitter and glow for no apparent reason and always act like they are going to kill their one true love but never do when in fact it would make the book/series so much better ad would then no longer be a romance novel but an action/murder novel... Wow, i got off topic. Lets just ALL agree vampires shouldn`t be involved with romance, and when they are, the person they "Love" needs to be killed by the vampire that loves them.
Kay?
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Female 52
Jesus
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Female 3,726
LMAO @ Davymid.....

And btw, was that a guy or girl?

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Male 958
This girl has to be a virgin.
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Female 1,306
Is this what england is like?

I`m...I`m so afraid.

Someone put her down.

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Female 34
What a dumb ass. Really. VAMPIRES ARE STUPID.
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Female 2,695
if she would read the books she would have a general idea of what was going to happen anyway.. oh god..
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Male 1,089
i believe we should reinstate crucifixions (spelling?) into our judicial system.
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Male 768
thats why you`re fat, read a book and get on a treadmill crazy man woman bear thing
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Male 12
haha... 0:15 braaargh
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Male 384
biggest..... i get it.

also, wtf?

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Female 3,001
of* not or.
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Female 3,001
I knew twilight fans were irritating boring and crazy, but this is a new level or all of those things...
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Male 117
@ LadyWeasel - Win. Pure and utter win.
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Female 277
Imagine seeing the whole movie with her....
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Male 599
Remember the big "Save the Whales" campaign a few years back? Well, this is what that got us. Please for the love of god somebody put this whale down. It`s rabid.
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Female 99
Ok got to 0:17. She`s shaking the webcam and I`m getting motion sick.
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Male 131
im not gonna even watcvh that. i had enough when it got to like a minute T__T
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Male 3
Someone please...Kill her. Please...Please...Please..PLEASE!
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Female 471
I wonder how she reacted to 2g1c...
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Male 2
shut it fatty and get another pie down your neck
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Male 1,834
he he twiglight fans
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Female 330
dumb bitch!!! who the drat pauses it?!?!?!?! drating noob! i wish i video taped my reaction, would have been a hell of a lot better!
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Male 12,138
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Female 238
I skipped ahead and watched this in segments. It was entertainingly pathetic. The internet doesn`t make people stupid. Turns out Twilight does. I should write a book.
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Male 9,305
My aren`t we all such happy, loving people today? D:


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Male 55
MAN THE HARPOONS MEN!

NO, WE WILL BRING IT DOWN..... WITH FIRE!!!

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Male 77
she acts as if this is all news to her, if shes a die hard fan shes read the books and knows whats going on....why is she being hysterical.
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Female 275
I love seeing people so excited about stuff.
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Female 53
To hell with the Myan calendar, THIS girl is the first sign of the apocalypse.
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Female 127
Why do you guys hate her?
shes funny!!!
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Female 465
The woman (I think it`s a woman) need professional help. Quickly. Is she just a hysterical oversized 12-year-old whose life revolves around her favorite movie? Not very attractive.
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Male 450
i made it 0:12 secs
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Male 184
Stopped it at 1:00. It makes me too sad.
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Male 446
Oddly enough, I recorded my reaction to watching this video. The look on my face was as though a doctor gave me a 6 minute talk that I had AIDS. If I had to pick between her and a traffic cone to take out on a date, that orange pylon would get wined & dined, pedal boated around the lake, and a moonlight walk on the beach. God, I hope I never run into her since I`m in Vancouver where the first two books were filmed....those eyebrows!
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Male 1,067
That girl needs a bloody hard punch in the throat.
I hate Twilight but I think I might hate her more. I`d love to see her reaction if Robert Pattinson died. Or the director got AIDs. Or if the writer of the terrible "novels" died in a fire. Or if I captured her and her entire family and made me watch as I killed and drank all of their blood in front of her.
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Female 62
I love how she gets the DEEPEST VOICE EVAR when she screams...

"LMAOOMGWTF!!! BAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!" then she goes back to a rambling idiot...so funny...

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Male 115
"GIMME DOGS AND DONUT" at 0:15 ..........Random much
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Female 1,264
She likes Twilight. That overpowers the overweight, the eyebrows, and the general ugliness.
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Male 2,148
I don`t see how anybody can be that excited over Twilight. Especially just the trailer.
Also, <fat joke>.
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Female 157
"Well, you know how many fat jokes British people throw at us, its only fair we get a chance to toss a few back. She`s like a stupid blond valley girl, a fat woman, and a British teenager all combined into one big fat jellyroll."

I was really thinking of pointing that out the first time I saw this... but I decided not to touch that.

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Male 675
Well, you know how many fat jokes British people throw at us, its only fair we get a chance to toss a few back. She`s like a stupid blond valley girl, a fat woman, and a British teenager all combined into one big fat jellyroll.
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Male 418
made it to 1:47 before i decided this was a waste of time. and by waste of time i mean the video, the movie, and the stupid British girl.
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Male 304
And so a new meme was born...
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Female 85
I wish you would all go blind for a year. Then you`d have to base your judgements on a person`s personality and intelligence rather than appearance. Granted, she`d lose either way, but still...the fat jokes on IAB are getting a little old.
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Male 103
"whats wrong with her hair?"

Whats wrong with your FAT!

....Crude i know, but effective.

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Male 126
What a beast!
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Female 1,190
lol i remember this chick, dear lord can this PLEASE be the last twilight movie? i read the books once, and honestly, two out of the what, four, books have no plot, its literally forgettable. That or ive repressed the memory of reading them :S
thank god
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Female 231
I didn`t know manatees had computers.
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Female 184
When you say "biggest fan".. you mean fat.. right?
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Female 157
I`m extremely disturbed by this. The voice. The huge.
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Male 35
...I think she may be posessed. That low voice she does reminds me of the exorcist. Freaky!
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Female 2,352
WTF is that?
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Male 2,796
REPOST: "sadly, i`m pretty sure i know this girl. If i`m right, i`m gonna go and punch her in the face"


FILM IT!!! film it film it film it film it filmitfilmitfilmitfilmtit... yes do that :)

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Male 247
I laughed.
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Male 290
I thought that those movies were based on books and she should already know the gist of what is going to happen.. am I wrong?
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Female 388
i wonder if she does this in the movie theatres?
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Male 4,004
I think this is the exact same crap as last time she did it for the first movie.

And FYI, being a fat loser who lives for BS like twylite will never get a guy as good as you imagine shiny douchebags are. Odds are you will be so devoted you won`t realize the abusive ignorant retard you`re dating...

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Male 355
Its nice to see Jabba the Huts kids moving on past his death. good for it...

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Male 2,893
for the love of............whateverthehell that guy`s name is.
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Female 295
I don`t care what y`all say that was hilarious!
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Male 42
her voice is like that of angels
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Male 170
mommy is it going to eat me?
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Female 751
I think she`s doing it for attention... I mean seriously O.o
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Female 779
I don`t know why I took the effort to pause whenever she screamed... Good thing I realized half through that nothing she said was ever going to be interesting. The only nice thing I have to say about Twilight is that it made reading cool (but not really) :/
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Male 346
Im kinda curious to see what her hair looked like.
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Female 126
That b**** is crazy
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Female 1
looks like a dinosaur...talks like one...looks like one...im pretty sure its not human
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Male 21
At about 30 sec., I took her advice and just stopped watching . . .
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Female 394
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: Twilight has all the length of Stephen King and all the Depth of Dr. Seuss... this much dram over the situation is a bit sad. But funny :P
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Female 37
what makes it better is fast fowarding it.. and so you only see like frame by frame. makes it better. haha. and you don`t have to hear her flip poo over nothing.
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Male 522
I think she`s schizophrenic...
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Male 25,417
I was afraid she would come out the screen and eat me!
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Male 3,255
I hate humans sometimes.
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Male 1,598
What a total f-wad of a demon, possessing this girl and turning her into a Twitard. I wonder what she used to be like.
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Male 101
this is actually pretty sad. it made me feel sorry for her. but then i laughed and thought itd best to crucify her in front of many twilight fans... along with the cast for the movie.
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Female 612
You know you have an actual, legitimate mental problem when....
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Male 509
@gorgack2000
i might understand ppl from another country not being able to tell the difference, but an english person not being able to tell the difference between a scot and a northerner? my cousins could probably tell the difference and they`re from suffolk
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Male 579
0:15 scared me and I went on to the next thing..
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Male 106
That is what Jacob, the werewolf looks like without the CGI.
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Male 2,199
what just happened at like 0:16 i think i lost power to my entire house, the ground shook and now theres a giant bottomless pit where our living room used to be...
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Male 2,345
FrameRaid

I wrote the same thing on youtube about her. It was like a damn demon started to speak thorugh her! i was freaked the hell out...then I LOL`d! hard to tell people at work why I was laughing that hard...hahahaha

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Female 247
Her voice all of a sudden became extremely deep, masculine, and otherworldly. For a minute I thought her head would start spinning 360 degrees and she would levitate above her bed.
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Male 9,305
"Ohhh-what`s wrong with her hair?!"
I`ll protect you.-"No you won`t!"
"I don`t even know what noise vultures make but I`m sure it`d be similar to -AGGGH!-"

Oh her poor poor neighbors...

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Male 428
Her voice is deeper than mine.
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Male 371
Exercise her. Call the catholic church
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Male 499
I hope the movie is terrible.
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Male 102
Wow, she turns into The Devil at 0:15.
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Male 15
This video is based on the story of Peter Pan and the lost their minds kids. I bet if you told her that this movie isn`t real, she would just scream at you and try and pause your ass.
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Male 2,510
lmao, typical twilight fan.
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Male 15,510
Now you know what 90% of the girls going to see that movie looks like
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Female 87
"whats wrong with her hair"... whats wrong with your FACE!
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Female 697
I saw the trailer...just randomly. It just made me roll my eyes! Its the same as the first two, just with a few new characters. The script was pretty much the same! All they ever say is "I`m promise I`ll protect you", "Why wont you let me be like you?!", "I`m better then him, Bella. Choose me!"... That there is the basis of the entire series...
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Female 170
I hope she doesn`t breed.
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Female 108
is she manic or just being a teenager?
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Male 190
sadly, i`m pretty sure i know this girl. If i`m right, i`m gonna go and punch her in the face
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Female 404
hope I never catch her in the theatres.
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Female 83
JunglistRich, you just made my day
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Male 5,194
>>SHE`S GONNA EAT ME!!

OMG! RUN!!!

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Female 864
Pathetic
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Male 4,680
""Look everyone... She`s scottish. From Scotchland, Europe."

No she isn`t. Get your accents right idiot, thats north of England."
Same thing really. I`ve lived in the midlands for 16 years and I`ve never been able to tell the difference.

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Male 2,796
@SwissNipsUK: "At around the 45 second mark when she inhaled i thought she was going to devour me through the screen :|"

Wow... it doesn`t happen often, but your post just literally cracked me up. I don`t know why it did, but it did. Props.

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Male 734
She looks like a fat "he".
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Male 266
Biggest fan is right
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Male 509
"Look everyone... She`s scottish. From Scotchland, Europe."

No she isn`t. Get your accents right idiot, thats north of England. Hold on... that`s near me!
SHE`S GONNA EAT ME!!

Might be a bit further south of me (Middlesbrough, near to but NOT Newcastle)

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Male 509
"omg, whats wrong with her hair?" omg, wats wrong with urself?

i stopped watching after 2.09 "NOOOOOW" cos it sounded like NOOOOM and i thought she was gonna eat me

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Male 586
OMG what`s wrong with her HAIR!
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Male 213
Those kinds of people need to be beaten with sledgehammers.
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Male 16
Cases like this makes me wish there were negative stars to click on. -3.7
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Female 444
This girl is obviously mentally not well. ADHD or something...
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Male 871
Its like shrek except less green :/
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Female 318
I saw enough girl screaming with a demon-man voice when I saw exorcist.
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Male 548
i highly dislike people like this
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Male 58
BOOOMER!
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Female 420
She surely needs to get laid more.
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Male 871
All those years spent trying to convince you damn yankies your the only nation thats fat and stoopid all undone within a second of the start of this clip.
Damn!
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Male 25
what the fuc kwas that satanic chant she said in the beginning
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Male 807
oh dear God at 0:15 when she screams like that...1st. she has to be a man 2nd ew 3rd i agree with splurby shes possessed 4th ew
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Male 4
wheres cpt Ahab i think we`ve found moby dick !
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Male 1,931
SHOOT THE BOOMER!
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Female 1,798
wow...obsess much?
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Male 5,314
HOLY F*CK.
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Male 496
Holy cow!
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Male 86
I don`t care if she sees Twatlight! I want those grunts on my band XD
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Male 707
Oh man, she`s c r a z y !
and B3N01D3, i agree. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

but, i guess. at least she`s happy, right? more than i can say about myself. damn.. maybe i should start watching twilight.. wait. no. ill rather stay misserable than be a crazy twilight fan

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Male 761
right now right now right now NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 762
At around the 45 second mark when she inhaled i thought she was going to devour me through the screen :|
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Male 20
Christ. I think i just was sick a little in my mouth.

Look everyone... She`s scottish. From Scotchland, Europe.

Did you know that over there... they eat deepfried marsbars. Who am i kidding! Of COURSE you knew... you`re all yanks!

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Male 2,796
1. "If you see me on the street or bump into me, don`t ask me about it."
-How can you not see or bump into a huge whalebeast like this hefer? Bring your harpoons!

2. If she put as much energy on her health as she does with Twilight... she may save herself from a heart attack.

3. The deep voice makes me think this bitch may be possessed. Just sayin!

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Female 573
I hate that stupid girl! She`s annoying as drat!! GAH! Get a life!!
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Female 346
Oh I get it! You meant `biggest fan` as in the actual physical size of the person.

On another note I do feel bad for people like this.

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Male 7,814
i dont know any of the things she kept screaming about, maybe i should rewatch the second one before im forced to see the third.
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Male 91
I can see a terrible, terrible remix being made out of this.
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Male 782
A couple things...

1. Holy crap my ears.
B. Twilight is moronic for so many reasons.
III. Kill it with fire! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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Female 3,574
gawd those books/movies are so crappy.
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Male 730
She`s party of the I`m fat and undesirable so I put myself in Bella`s shoes group. The human race can be really disappointing sometimes.
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Male 302
If you find a beached whale, your supposed to get it back in the water, not squeeze it into clothes and brainwash it.
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Male 801
Jesus christ! at 14 seconds. What the drat was that all about?
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Male 801
Human race; Doomed.
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Male 48
thats the english for you!
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Female 65
erm SCARED!!! Does she have turettes?? and she has friends apparently?!!
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Male 695
I`m sueing her for ear rape.
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Male 92
I drating hate Twilight
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Male 801
Jesus christ! at 14 seconds. What the drat was that all about?
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Male 1,557
Jesus Christ o.O
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Male 1,403
rightnowrightnowrightnowrightnowNOOOOWWWWWW
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Male 8
I really worry about the human race.

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don`t run with a wooden stake.

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Female 46
The frightening thing is when she does the low pitched giantess call of love...

Also, its just a trailer, chill the eff out.

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Male 167
I should`ve done like she said and turned the volume down. My ears are bleeding now...
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Male 594
WHALE SMASH!
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Female 501
What the hell was that!?!
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Male 3,369
....I can see where this vid is going and how the comments are gonna pan out!

As far as I`m concerned it`s her own damn fault being both a twilight fan and daft enough to put this on youtube!

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Male 46
Ugh, I`m going to take a shower.
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Male 4,593
One minute in and I just couldn`t stand to watch any more.
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Male 570
Link: World`s Biggest Twilight Fan Sees Eclipse Trailer [Rate Link] - And she webcam`s her viewing of the trailer`s debut for us, as she did with the Twilight trailer. Nom the monitor?
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