Woman Attacks Cop With Breast Milk

Submitted by: YinYang78 7 years ago in

Yeah, it sounds disgusting, but there are hundreds of thousands of Japanese business men who"d pay top yen for this.
There are 43 comments:
Female 1,199
"Miltank use Milk attack!"

Oh holy poo. I lol`d. <_<

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Female 320
You too, BB? We`ve got qrite a lot in common then! I prefer imagining my boy, then standing over my hubby water tourture style!
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Female 1,112
Codejockey...as someone who can express fluid from my tit, let me tell you, I get my boyfriend in the eye all the time and he never sees it comin. It`s just not something you`re watching for. If someone reaches for their breast you think they have an itch not "whoa bitch, drop the weapon". As far as heavy handed, from the sounds of things she is less than intelligent and respectful so I bet her drunk and disorderly was bordering on something more and they were gonna hold her overnight. I don`t think this winner needs defending, and it`s certainly not worthy of turning it into cop bashing.
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Male 5,617
Why would anyone have a person in on a drunk and disorderly change into prison garb?

At one time in this country, that never would have gone past dropping a person at home or holding them in a cell until they sobered.
The very most, it may have tuned into a gang bang!

Whole thing seems a little heavy-handed to me.

For one, given you are supposed to be a trained self defense and submission hold expert: How close, for how long, do you have to be to a nude person for them to have time to spray and you not be able to protect your own face?

This makes me suspect that she was being forcibly disrobed though, not physically but, with threats.

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Male 606
Breast Milk is a bodily fluid, therefore decontamination is a logical procedure.
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Male 430
Miltank use Milk attack!
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Female 1,112
Banana.... What you said is like saying being decontaminated after being sprayed with blood from someone you didn`t know would be overreacting because you have liters of it flowing through your veins right now. But you`re an infant so I`ll let it slide.

LION! MENTAL IMAGE GROSS!!!! THAT CHICK IS NOT MENTAL IMAGE MATERIAL!

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Male 554
haha lionheart likes some girl on girl action, doesn`t he
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Male 8,302
Sergeant!! What the hell are you doing over there!?

Um... just making sure there`s no more ammo left in her guns sir... slurp slurp...

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Female 80
Decontaminated?
It`s breast milk. You drank LITRES of it when you were a baby.

Yeah, a little gross, but really? I think these people are entirely overreacting.

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Male 25,416
wow creative!
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Female 2
Gotta love Memphis...I recognize the logo and the newscaster...
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Male 440
Hahahaha, that is so f***ing halarious!
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Male 57
it`s sad. Every time they say "you wont believe" I think to myself... Yes i will, people are stupid beyond all rationality.
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Female 5,222
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
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Female 833
so... yeah. ok. built in weapon. nice.
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Female 612
She seems like quality mother material, for sure.
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Female 157
Hahaha, "Decontaminated" oh my.

Can I get a God Bless America?

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Female 105
lol she had to be decontaminated
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Male 65
must have watched*
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Male 65
must have austin powers and tried it herself but than realised she wasnt a android and failed

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Male 327
HEard about this on my radio stations morning show this morning during a segment called "Stupid News"
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Male 699
""what? no pictures of the attack? drat."
that statement has pervert written all over it. get a life douchebag"

my guess is that he meant it as a joke

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Female 2,352
That`s gross but to be honest I bet that was pretty funny to see.
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Male 497
Hentai
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Female 3,574
If any bodily fluids that aren`t mine or my boyfriend`s got on me, I`d be in the shower ASAP too.
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Male 2,050
"what? no pictures of the attack? drat."

that statement has pervert written all over it. get a life douchebag

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Male 12,365
Urine is sterile when fresh. It`s actually safer than breast milk in that respect. Yet no-one would quibble at a guard washing themself and changing their clothes (i.e. being decontaminated) if an inmate urinated on them.

What if it was semen? Plenty of people swallow that, but I bet they`d want to scrub it off if someone just sploshed it in their face without their consent.

The key issue with any bodily fluids is consent. Without consent it becomes a contaminant, regardless of how much or how little infection risk there is.

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Male 2,737
what? no pictures of the attack? drat.
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Female 1,112
lunatic, that`s exactly why. There are lots of pathogens that can be spread through breast milk, HIV being one. It`s freaking disgusting.
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Female 354
Babies drink breast milk. I don`t see why someone would have to be decontaminated, unless this Toni chick had some sort of disease.
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Female 346
Lol the guard had to be decontaminated.
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Male 1,297
hmmm, that`s going to be a fun charge to have to casually explain down the road
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Male 1,013
If only she had been cute. I might`ve enjoyed this one... now, and maybe a little later.
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Female 491
@davymid
That made me laugh.
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Female 3,574
uhm, lol.
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Female 4,039
OMFG - GROSS!!!!!!

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Male 12,138
If her "weapon" hadn`t fired, would that be classified as a milk dud?
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Male 121
jkkgjhjfjh
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Male 121
what did they catch on tape?
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Male 65
does any1 else think about austin powers reading the title?
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Male 1,108
Maybe the gaurd was lactose intollerant.
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Male 876
Link: Woman Attacks Cop With Breast Milk [Rate Link] - Yeah, it sounds disgusting, but there are hundreds of thousands of Japanese business men who`d pay top yen for this.
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