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Date: 03/09/10 01:00 PM

43 Responses to Woman Attacks Cop With Breast Milk

  1. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Link: Woman Attacks Cop With Breast Milk - Yeah, it sounds disgusting, but there are hundreds of thousands of Japanese business men who`d pay top yen for this.
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Maybe the gaurd was lactose intollerant.
  3. Profile photo of AnimalBizarr
    AnimalBizarr Male 18-29
    66 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    does any1 else think about austin powers reading the title?
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    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    what did they catch on tape?
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    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    jkkgjhjfjh
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    If her "weapon" hadn`t fired, would that be classified as a milk dud?
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    OMFG - GROSS!!!!!!

  8. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    uhm, lol.
  9. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    @davymid
    That made me laugh.
  10. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    If only she had been cute. I might`ve enjoyed this one... now, and maybe a little later.
  11. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    hmmm, that`s going to be a fun charge to have to casually explain down the road
  12. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Lol the guard had to be decontaminated.
  13. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Babies drink breast milk. I don`t see why someone would have to be decontaminated, unless this Toni chick had some sort of disease.
  14. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    lunatic, that`s exactly why. There are lots of pathogens that can be spread through breast milk, HIV being one. It`s freaking disgusting.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    what? no pictures of the attack? drat.
  16. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Urine is sterile when fresh. It`s actually safer than breast milk in that respect. Yet no-one would quibble at a guard washing themself and changing their clothes (i.e. being decontaminated) if an inmate urinated on them.

    What if it was semen? Plenty of people swallow that, but I bet they`d want to scrub it off if someone just sploshed it in their face without their consent.

    The key issue with any bodily fluids is consent. Without consent it becomes a contaminant, regardless of how much or how little infection risk there is.

  17. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    "what? no pictures of the attack? drat."

    that statement has pervert written all over it. get a life douchebag

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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    If any bodily fluids that aren`t mine or my boyfriend`s got on me, I`d be in the shower ASAP too.
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    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Hentai
  20. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    That`s gross but to be honest I bet that was pretty funny to see.
  21. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    ""what? no pictures of the attack? drat."
    that statement has pervert written all over it. get a life douchebag"

    my guess is that he meant it as a joke

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    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    HEard about this on my radio stations morning show this morning during a segment called "Stupid News"
  23. Profile photo of AnimalBizarr
    AnimalBizarr Male 18-29
    66 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    must have austin powers and tried it herself but than realised she wasnt a android and failed

  24. Profile photo of AnimalBizarr
    AnimalBizarr Male 18-29
    66 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    must have watched*
  25. Profile photo of gamergrl1018
    gamergrl1018 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    lol she had to be decontaminated
  26. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Hahaha, "Decontaminated" oh my.

    Can I get a God Bless America?

  27. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    She seems like quality mother material, for sure.
  28. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 2:48 am
    so... yeah. ok. built in weapon. nice.
  29. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 6:08 am
    IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
  30. Profile photo of Viden
    Viden Male 18-29
    57 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 6:12 am
    it`s sad. Every time they say "you wont believe" I think to myself... Yes i will, people are stupid beyond all rationality.
  31. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 7:23 am
    Hahahaha, that is so f***ing halarious!
  32. Profile photo of DipsyArkie
    DipsyArkie Female 40-49
    2 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Gotta love Memphis...I recognize the logo and the newscaster...
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 11:44 am
    wow creative!
  34. Profile photo of Bananananana
    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Decontaminated?
    It`s breast milk. You drank LITRES of it when you were a baby.

    Yeah, a little gross, but really? I think these people are entirely overreacting.

  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Sergeant!! What the hell are you doing over there!?

    Um... just making sure there`s no more ammo left in her guns sir... slurp slurp...

  36. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    haha lionheart likes some girl on girl action, doesn`t he
  37. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Banana.... What you said is like saying being decontaminated after being sprayed with blood from someone you didn`t know would be overreacting because you have liters of it flowing through your veins right now. But you`re an infant so I`ll let it slide.

    LION! MENTAL IMAGE GROSS!!!! THAT CHICK IS NOT MENTAL IMAGE MATERIAL!

  38. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    Miltank use Milk attack!
  39. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    Breast Milk is a bodily fluid, therefore decontamination is a logical procedure.
  40. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Why would anyone have a person in on a drunk and disorderly change into prison garb?

    At one time in this country, that never would have gone past dropping a person at home or holding them in a cell until they sobered.
    The very most, it may have tuned into a gang bang!

    Whole thing seems a little heavy-handed to me.

    For one, given you are supposed to be a trained self defense and submission hold expert: How close, for how long, do you have to be to a nude person for them to have time to spray and you not be able to protect your own face?

    This makes me suspect that she was being forcibly disrobed though, not physically but, with threats.

  41. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    Codejockey...as someone who can express fluid from my tit, let me tell you, I get my boyfriend in the eye all the time and he never sees it comin. It`s just not something you`re watching for. If someone reaches for their breast you think they have an itch not "whoa bitch, drop the weapon". As far as heavy handed, from the sounds of things she is less than intelligent and respectful so I bet her drunk and disorderly was bordering on something more and they were gonna hold her overnight. I don`t think this winner needs defending, and it`s certainly not worthy of turning it into cop bashing.
  42. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:01 am
    You too, BB? We`ve got qrite a lot in common then! I prefer imagining my boy, then standing over my hubby water tourture style!
  43. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:01 am
    "Miltank use Milk attack!"

    Oh holy poo. I lol`d. <_<

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