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Date: 03/25/10 03:04 PM

78 Responses to Wishful Thinking On Your Biology Final [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Link: Wishful Thinking On Your Biology Final - Hey, you never know--this drawing could very well be drawn to scale.
  2. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    baaahhahaha
  3. Profile photo of gbatemper
    gbatemper Male 13-17
    10 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    :0
    speechless
  4. Profile photo of Syris
    Syris Male 13-17
    219 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    fake
  5. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    So who wrote the "Shame on you", the teacher?

    Either way I snickered a bit.
  6. Profile photo of andfoll132
    andfoll132 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    LOL
  7. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    amazinnng
  8. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    lol
  9. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Bahahaha
  10. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    WIN
  11. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    WIN!

    I`d give this dude extra credit if he could back up his pic. (I say the same to people who wear the $5 footlong tshirts they sell at Spencer`s. "Don`t be wearing it if it ain`t true, because you can be kicked in the berries for false advertisement.")
  12. Profile photo of Henf
    Henf Male 30-39
    59 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    I had no idea the uterus was so small.
  13. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    This is on scale with me.
  14. Profile photo of crunkadelic
    crunkadelic Male 13-17
    17 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    syris, just enjoy the funny picture. there is no reason to be a sour puss
  15. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    im so doing that if a reprod. question ever comes up
  16. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    if that`s an 8.5x11 sheet, then it`s only about 8" or 9" flaccid
  17. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    lulz what the hell kind of teacher expects kids to draw gentiles anyway? She should have saw this coming.
  18. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    That`s one Narrrrow urethra !
  19. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    this is TOTALY to scale, right guys?

    this guy writes like me .. weird
  20. Profile photo of cem5202
    cem5202 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    im pretty sure she didnt want them to draw gentiles which are non Jewish people... i agree that she shouldnt have asked them to draw genitals bc this is one of a few things that could go wrong
  21. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    There is always a joker when you`re studying reproduction. X3
  22. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    lol whatsup with the spelling of "genitiles"...genitals.

    pic made me lol
  23. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    i dont know, that seems about right.
  24. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    penis
  25. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Unfortunately this is pretty much to scale for me. Everyone calls me peperami dick, it really gets me down.
  26. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    How did we all know that guys were gonna be saying that this is about the correct scale? Its kinda sad. I`m not gonna deny that its possible we may have a few gifted members, but its not likely that every guy is this well put together. I`m not ashamed to say I`m not packin a WMD, but I do really well with the "just above average" one that I got.
  27. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    try getting an erection with that thing...
  28. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    you could take out someones eye.
  29. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    lol...funny post...at least the teacher had a great sense of humor....could`ve ended with a stereotypical "see me after class" which would have in turn led into the obvious raunchy sex that always happens at that point...
  30. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    She should`ve just graded it normally and not even commented on that..
  31. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    @taylor_stone: Didn`t you know, the average internet user has a 140 IQ and a 12 inch penis?

    It`s on xkcd, it must be true!
    http://www.xkcd.com/715/
  32. Profile photo of LustHxC
    LustHxC Female 18-29
    30 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    What a dirty minded student? what a dirty minded teacher or commenting
  33. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    have you seen that thing? it`s like... a big slim jim or something.
    Yeah. i got that quote wrong, but thats the jist of it.
  34. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Are you kidding? I would run away from that thing screaming.
  35. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Argenteus you can`t run away if the thing is attached to you D:
  36. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    i don`t get it. what`s different?
  37. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    What this says about the student who made this is hilarious.
  38. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Peter Crouch`s knob?
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Its still the correct answer!
  40. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    Haha xD Genius >_>
  41. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    Instant classic. lol
  42. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    What I want to know is...how mush shorter would this have to be drawn to be acceptable
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    Now you know why Metric countries like Australia have a longer `standard` A4 sheet of paper than the American US-Letter size.
  44. Profile photo of ddesla2
    ddesla2 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    This is my work. It`s not fake. It`s from my high school biology final. Yes, the teacher did write the comments and yes my mom did hang it on the fridge. I was #1 on the front page of reddit today with this post :) I immediately updated my facebook status saying how I was on the front page of reddit.. my mom is also on facebook, read that, as well as allllll the comments on reddit lol.




    original linkfbook screenshot
  45. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    vv ddesla2, if that`s really you, kudos. Forgive the default position of skepticism though. Pics or it didn`t happen, as they say.
  46. Profile photo of ddesla2
    ddesla2 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    indeed, it is me ^_^

    credit where credit is due.. I`m e-famous for 5 minutes ;)
  47. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    In that case, nice one buddy.
  48. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    Lol, you labeled penis 3 times. Nice one
  49. Profile photo of discoxd
    discoxd Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 12:02 am
    indeed ddesla is the original "artist"... we went to school together
  50. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 12:23 am
    So now, every time your teacher looks at you, she`s picturing you with a third leg...
  51. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:26 am
    we went to school together

    If you can tell me what state that was, i`ll give you an internet. Hell, 5000 internets.
  52. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:45 am
    lol
  53. Profile photo of nkeithb
    nkeithb Male 18-29
    37 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 4:45 am
    That`s like the 3rd just above average size post I have seen you make taylor. Just saying.
  54. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 5:08 am
    ahahaha
  55. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 5:35 am
    The drawing is funny. Bragging about it makes it less so.
  56. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 5:57 am
    XD lols
  57. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 6:11 am
    That`s not as big as mine...
    >_>
  58. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 7:37 am
    Darren, your facebook photo, you look cute. Not trying to hit on you, just giving comments where it`s due D:
  59. Profile photo of frigginrando
    frigginrando Male 18-29
    9 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 7:47 am
    i would love to see the professors face as she hands it back.
  60. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Let the kid dream for god sake!
  61. Profile photo of ddesla2
    ddesla2 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:57 am
    nirosaki, thank you. Hit on me all you`d like ;)
  62. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:01 am
    nkeithb, it mildly worries me that you`re keeping track of such things... :p
  63. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Oh come on, the kid did a great drawing and got everything right. Notice how other than at the top there are no red marks; shows that you can be smart and humorous at the same time, though apparently society frowns upon that.
  64. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:09 am
    "Oh come on, the kid did a great drawing and got everything right. Notice how other than at the top there are no red marks; shows that you can be smart and humorous at the same time, though apparently society frowns upon that."

    What? How does society frown upon that?! Stop being so pessimistic and angsty.
  65. Profile photo of discoxd
    discoxd Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:20 am
    trp712, louisiana, now hand over my internets
  66. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:40 am
    hehehe:)
  67. Profile photo of ziestan
    ziestan Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    LOL
  68. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    lol
  69. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Syris, thanks to you I now know that what I`m looking at is not real...
    Derp.
  70. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    :->
  71. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    lol
  72. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    hahaha yes win! perfect yes!
  73. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:56 am
    @ddesla2- You are my hero!
  74. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    hahahaha. funny.
  75. Profile photo of TaiAZNKID
    TaiAZNKID Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    LOL this is a WIN =D
  76. Profile photo of TaiAZNKID
    TaiAZNKID Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    i thought this a a ordinary picture till i scrolled down LOL
  77. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:22 am
    Oh wow, that is awesome!

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