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Date: 03/24/10 03:03 PM

91 Responses to Which States And Cities Have The Largest Penises?

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Link: Which States And Cities Have The Largest Penises? - New survey alert! Where do you rank, I-A-B men? Anyone have any stats on dudes outside of the US?
  2. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    "3.New York"

    I call bullpoo.
  3. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    i don`t trust a website that uses more than two question marks in a row.
  4. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Whose going to New Orleans this summer

    <<<<<< THIS GIRL!!!
  5. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    i am going to guess Compton
  6. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Aww wish there was one of Canada like this.
  7. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Yay! Go phoenix :D
  8. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Did you even read it? They made this statistic by condom sales. It may as well be a statistic of `what states seem to have the most people trying to impress cashiers`.
  9. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    c`mon, who uses condoms....
  10. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    I live only an hour away from New Orleans...... ladies?
  11. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7596 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Weeeeel- I`m off to New Orleans, it`s worth a punt.
  12. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    i will find this very useful in deciding my next holiday! ;-)
  13. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    oh crap. iowa is third-to-last on the list. I`m screwed.
    Also, the smallest penis size is 3"?!? that`s awful!
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    March 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Now dudes in New Orleans can be like "hey babe wanna see my big easy?"
  15. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    @KekS: Did YOU actually read the article?

    It was from a company that makes custom-fit condoms.

    Also, the average in this study was 5.5 in, with SD 0.75in, which is much more reasonable than claims on the internet (http://xkcd.com/715/) which have an average of about 8 inches (which in this study has percentile rank 99.96).
  16. Profile photo of iFrostyB
    iFrostyB Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 24, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    WIN! i live in NoLa!
  17. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    March 24, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Ya`ll know this isn`t gonna be accurate >> most men overexagerate, or underexagerate for laughs
  18. Profile photo of Petrol
    Petrol Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    movin to wyoming.
  19. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    gosh im so proud of my state :D xD
  20. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    this would be better as a world map ;)
  21. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    March 24, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Washington is #10, I`m happy with that. Also screw Wyoming.
  22. Profile photo of dontcare91
    dontcare91 Male 13-17
    65 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    So proud of Oregon!

    seriously i didn`t expect Oregon to be number 2.
  23. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    iFrostyB Living there doesn`t make your dick bigger...
  24. Profile photo of SonOfGod
    SonOfGod Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    So does that mean the girls in those states have larger vaginas?
  25. Profile photo of Load
    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    dontcare91
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    12 Posts Wednesday, March 24, 2010 4:53:54 PM
    So proud of Oregon!

    seriously i didn`t expect Oregon to be number 2.

    ----------------------

    Have some faith, one person doesn`t bring the average down that much.
  26. Profile photo of Croc_Dad
    Croc_Dad Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    It seems not everything is bigger in Texas.
  27. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    Washington, top ten! woo! Who`s a pussy now Idaho?
  28. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    California, represent! =[D
  29. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    New Hampshire has the largest penises in the country! We should now call it New Humpshire
  30. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    SonOfGod:
    "So does that mean the girls in those states have larger vaginas?"

    Joke aside, it would actually be neat to see if there is a correlation.
  31. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    DC has the 2nd largest penises...no wonder..with so many dicks in the city...
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Why Iowa, must you be so small with you penis?
  33. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    WOO I WAS BORN IN OREGON!
  34. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    poor, poor wyoming.
  35. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    I live in NY. Not so bad.
  36. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    I guess not everything is big in Texas.
  37. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Its the states with the highest concentration of Black Dudes...Hello
  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    HAHA CHICAGO, YES.

    My dick is the biggest of them ALL. My e-dick, that is...
  39. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    so... if anyone wants to come visit san diego, i can prove at least part of this survey
  40. Profile photo of Eraina
    Eraina Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Utah, #49...Ah-hah!
  41. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    The biggest penises reside in Washington DC. Duhhh!
  42. Profile photo of zapfina
    zapfina Female 18-29
    44 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    fattpill--new hampshire? not so much.
  43. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    I was SURE the smallest weiners by city was going to be Miami. Mind you, there is a local unfair negative skew in the average value there...
  44. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    anyone elde notice all 20 of the largest cities are the cities with the largest black populations?
  45. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    So...in other words, which state has the most black guys...?
  46. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    lmao XD
  47. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Well, I hear Canadian men are pretty gifted :P
    And they haven`t let me down yet xD
  48. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    Ha! I knew we`d be number one.
  49. Profile photo of defendnola
    defendnola Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    number 1 lol Nola!
  50. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    i didnt know states and cities had penises
  51. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    so does this mean my penis will grow larger if i move to boston??
  52. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    ... Lmao @ New Orleans. My city gets number 5. Not bad~
  53. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    yeah, #5!
  54. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    I live about 20 minutes from DC. I still count as part of #2, right? RIGHT?
  55. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    Virginia #15. I`d consider top third of the states a success, I suppose.
  56. Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    LOL. And I happen to live in New Orleans......awesome.
  57. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    They either have big dicks, or they like loose rubbers.
  58. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    391 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    yeah oregon!
  59. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    I would bet money that Los Ang is the most diverse when it comes to penises. I have seen pretty much every kind imaginable here. In San Fran they all kind of seemed the same. I dunno. Penis.
  60. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    Just FYI, FHM magazine did a worldwide study on penis size where they basically asked online.

    Now, I know you might think "Psshhh, online study". However, they collected responses from Men and Women, and did a comparison of the two to get "real penis size".

    Universally, the women say the penis is between 0.6 and 0.9 inches shorter than the men do. :)
  61. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    Woo Oregon!
  62. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    March 24, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Sorry to be a buzzkill, but this is the most unreliable piece of quasiscientific crap I`ve seen in a long time.
  63. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    lol it`s funny how you people actually believe this crap XD
  64. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    There is definitely a Big D|ck in Wash. DC, In the vicinity of the WH.
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    turtlemurtle Female 13-17
    71 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 12:26 am
    wow utah sucks
  66. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 12:31 am
    There is definitely a Big D|ck in Wash. DC, In the vicinity of the WH.
    You can say dick, buddy. Just not c*ck. I know, I know, it`s nonsensical, as is the whole swear filter. Inherited from the days of Buddy and his sensibilities. Maybe he was ravaged by a rooster as a child or something.
  67. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 12:33 am
    Is it an average or a individual
  68. Profile photo of tyrice
    tyrice Female 18-29
    72 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 12:45 am
    south african men are hung perfectly. all the ladies (and sum of the men) visiting for the fifa world cup are gonna enjoy...
  69. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    165 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 1:30 am
    Can I be the first to say
    Dick, Dickety, Dick Dick Dick..
    :-> :->
  70. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 2:16 am
    Must visit New Orleans one of these days ;)
  71. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 4:15 am
    I know where I`m staying when I go to america...
  72. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 6:08 am
    > Anyone have any stats on dudes outside of the US?

    Not Official stats, but 100% of the men I`ve measured in the last 2 minutes are laughing at the Yanks right now.

    For those who have ever wondered (and let`s admit it, that`s 100% of us), the average is about 5.5 inches (Caution: NSFW link there), a lot shorter than the magazines you buy just for the articles lead you to believe.
  73. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 6:28 am
    thanks lionhart2. i had to look at that link twice just to make sure you were right.
  74. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Wow everyone here knows an awful lot about dick.
  75. Profile photo of PJRuger
    PJRuger Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Hold up. They`re saying that from sales of certain sizes? Louisiana must be leaving room for improvement.
  76. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Did anyone else notice the subliminal penis in the map diagram ??? it goes on the top of the map from west coast to the great lakes!!!!
  77. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    @Lionhart2 um... so... you stared at other guy`s d*cks?
  78. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    `Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve`
    So the top of the curve is the bell end?
  79. Profile photo of flipNhigh
    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    YEA BUDDY! GO NEW ORLEANS! go Louisiana! HA! Everything is bigger in Texas my @ss lol
    *not to be racist, (but i guess even if it is, its a good kind) but it is probably number one cuz NOLA has alot of black people* :p
  80. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    The small penises in Texas would account for the large number of giant trucks and SUV`s driven by jagweeds.
  81. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    Where do they get these stats?
  82. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    No wait, HOW do they get these stats?
  83. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    On third thought never mind...

    And for future reference Lionhart2 don`t cite Wikipedia.
  84. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    @Cajun

    Anyone who spouts the old "Wikipedia is rubbish" meme obviously hasn`t ever created a BS article on there and watched it be changed by thousands of experts into a totally factual, accurate article.

    Godman`s Rock Walalby - BS post I made up.
    Same article today.

    Wikipedia is NOT subject to wankers putting any old crap on there, as most people seem to believe. It is edited constantly for accuracy.
  85. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    LOL@ mal_BB
  86. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:26 am
    I wanna see worldwide stats! Also, condom sizes don`t mean jack unless there`s some kind of standard. EG: In Australia my bf had to get large whereas in canada he only needs regular size. If there`s any variation between the states in the way the sizes are as there are between countries, then the data will be wrong.
  87. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 3:08 am
    > astralomega
    > In Australia my bf had to get large whereas in canada he only needs regular size

    That`s easy to figure, I always heard Canadians were the biggest dicks in the world.
  88. Profile photo of xWolfx
    xWolfx Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 7:23 am
    I`m from New Orleans! Yeah!
  89. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Lionhart2, I liked your article better...
  90. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Damn right, born and raised in ole` New Orleans XD
  91. Profile photo of Marry420Jane
    Marry420Jane Male 13-17
    4 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 11:53 am
    drat you canadians! ladys the usa is where its at

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