Which States And Cities Have The Largest Penises?

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Science
http://secure.condomania.com/render.asp?number=FAQ-RANKINGS

New survey alert! Where do you rank, I-A-B men? Anyone have any stats on dudes outside of the US?
There are 91 comments:
Male 4
drat you canadians! ladys the usa is where its at
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Male 1,646
Damn right, born and raised in ole` New Orleans XD
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Female 1,401
Lionhart2, I liked your article better...
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Male 47
I`m from New Orleans! Yeah!
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Male 8,302
> astralomega
> In Australia my bf had to get large whereas in canada he only needs regular size

That`s easy to figure, I always heard Canadians were the biggest dicks in the world.
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Female 162
I wanna see worldwide stats! Also, condom sizes don`t mean jack unless there`s some kind of standard. EG: In Australia my bf had to get large whereas in canada he only needs regular size. If there`s any variation between the states in the way the sizes are as there are between countries, then the data will be wrong.
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Male 904
LOL@ mal_BB
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Male 8,302
@Cajun

Anyone who spouts the old "Wikipedia is rubbish" meme obviously hasn`t ever created a BS article on there and watched it be changed by thousands of experts into a totally factual, accurate article.

Godman`s Rock Walalby - BS post I made up.
Same article today.

Wikipedia is NOT subject to wankers putting any old crap on there, as most people seem to believe. It is edited constantly for accuracy.
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Male 10,845
On third thought never mind...

And for future reference Lionhart2 don`t cite Wikipedia.
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Male 10,845
No wait, HOW do they get these stats?
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Male 10,845
Where do they get these stats?
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Male 3,756
The small penises in Texas would account for the large number of giant trucks and SUV`s driven by jagweeds.
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Male 194
YEA BUDDY! GO NEW ORLEANS! go Louisiana! HA! Everything is bigger in Texas my @ss lol
*not to be racist, (but i guess even if it is, its a good kind) but it is probably number one cuz NOLA has alot of black people* :p
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Male 1,231
`Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve`
So the top of the curve is the bell end?
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Male 253
@Lionhart2 um... so... you stared at other guy`s d*cks?
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Male 1,016
Did anyone else notice the subliminal penis in the map diagram ??? it goes on the top of the map from west coast to the great lakes!!!!
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Male 2
Hold up. They`re saying that from sales of certain sizes? Louisiana must be leaving room for improvement.
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Male 14,330
Wow everyone here knows an awful lot about dick.
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Female 397
thanks lionhart2. i had to look at that link twice just to make sure you were right.
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Male 8,302
> Anyone have any stats on dudes outside of the US?

Not Official stats, but 100% of the men I`ve measured in the last 2 minutes are laughing at the Yanks right now.

For those who have ever wondered (and let`s admit it, that`s 100% of us), the average is about 5.5 inches (Caution: NSFW link there), a lot shorter than the magazines you buy just for the articles lead you to believe.
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Female 859
I know where I`m staying when I go to america...
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Male 1,557
Must visit New Orleans one of these days ;)
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Male 189
Can I be the first to say
Dick, Dickety, Dick Dick Dick..
:-> :->
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Female 72
south african men are hung perfectly. all the ladies (and sum of the men) visiting for the fifa world cup are gonna enjoy...
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Male 25,416
Is it an average or a individual
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Male 12,138
[quote]There is definitely a Big D|ck in Wash. DC, In the vicinity of the WH.[/quote]
You can say dick, buddy. Just not c*ck. I know, I know, it`s nonsensical, as is the whole swear filter. Inherited from the days of Buddy and his sensibilities. Maybe he was ravaged by a rooster as a child or something.
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Female 71
wow utah sucks
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Male 17,512
There is definitely a Big D|ck in Wash. DC, In the vicinity of the WH.
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Female 295
lol it`s funny how you people actually believe this crap XD
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Male 1,505
Sorry to be a buzzkill, but this is the most unreliable piece of quasiscientific crap I`ve seen in a long time.
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Female 1,006
Woo Oregon!
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Male 4,547
Just FYI, FHM magazine did a worldwide study on penis size where they basically asked online.

Now, I know you might think "Psshhh, online study". However, they collected responses from Men and Women, and did a comparison of the two to get "real penis size".

Universally, the women say the penis is between 0.6 and 0.9 inches shorter than the men do. :)
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Male 672
I would bet money that Los Ang is the most diverse when it comes to penises. I have seen pretty much every kind imaginable here. In San Fran they all kind of seemed the same. I dunno. Penis.
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Male 391
yeah oregon!
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Male 15,832
They either have big dicks, or they like loose rubbers.
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Female 149
LOL. And I happen to live in New Orleans......awesome.
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Male 2,148
Virginia #15. I`d consider top third of the states a success, I suppose.
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Male 2,148
I live about 20 minutes from DC. I still count as part of #2, right? RIGHT?
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Male 285
yeah, #5!
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Male 563
... Lmao @ New Orleans. My city gets number 5. Not bad~
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Male 914
so does this mean my penis will grow larger if i move to boston??
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Male 190
i didnt know states and cities had penises
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Male 3
number 1 lol Nola!
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Female 1,095
Ha! I knew we`d be number one.
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Female 291
Well, I hear Canadian men are pretty gifted :P
And they haven`t let me down yet xD
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Female 5,222
lmao XD
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Female 331
So...in other words, which state has the most black guys...?
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Male 510
anyone elde notice all 20 of the largest cities are the cities with the largest black populations?
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Male 12,138
I was SURE the smallest weiners by city was going to be Miami. Mind you, there is a local unfair negative skew in the average value there...
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Female 44
fattpill--new hampshire? not so much.
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Male 734
The biggest penises reside in Washington DC. Duhhh!
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Female 5
Utah, #49...Ah-hah!
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Male 845
so... if anyone wants to come visit san diego, i can prove at least part of this survey
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Female 15,763
HAHA CHICAGO, YES.

My dick is the biggest of them ALL. My e-dick, that is...
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Male 255
Its the states with the highest concentration of Black Dudes...Hello
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Male 2,290
I guess not everything is big in Texas.
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Female 376
I live in NY. Not so bad.
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Male 503
poor, poor wyoming.
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Male 820
WOO I WAS BORN IN OREGON!
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Female 9,403
Why Iowa, must you be so small with you penis?
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Male 129
DC has the 2nd largest penises...no wonder..with so many dicks in the city...
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Female 211
SonOfGod:
"So does that mean the girls in those states have larger vaginas?"

Joke aside, it would actually be neat to see if there is a correlation.
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Male 129
New Hampshire has the largest penises in the country! We should now call it New Humpshire
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Male 542
California, represent! =[D
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Female 318
Washington, top ten! woo! Who`s a pussy now Idaho?
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Male 20
It seems not everything is bigger in Texas.
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Male 160
dontcare91
Male, 13-17, Western US
12 Posts Wednesday, March 24, 2010 4:53:54 PM
So proud of Oregon!

seriously i didn`t expect Oregon to be number 2.

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Have some faith, one person doesn`t bring the average down that much.
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Male 47
So does that mean the girls in those states have larger vaginas?
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Male 730
iFrostyB Living there doesn`t make your dick bigger...
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Male 65
So proud of Oregon!

seriously i didn`t expect Oregon to be number 2.
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Male 976
Washington is #10, I`m happy with that. Also screw Wyoming.
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Female 2,027
this would be better as a world map ;)
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Female 1,134
gosh im so proud of my state :D xD
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Male 23
movin to wyoming.
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Female 1,324
Ya`ll know this isn`t gonna be accurate >> most men overexagerate, or underexagerate for laughs
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Male 1
WIN! i live in NoLa!
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Male 719
@KekS: Did YOU actually read the article?

It was from a company that makes custom-fit condoms.

Also, the average in this study was 5.5 in, with SD 0.75in, which is much more reasonable than claims on the internet (http://xkcd.com/715/) which have an average of about 8 inches (which in this study has percentile rank 99.96).
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Female 2,352
Now dudes in New Orleans can be like "hey babe wanna see my big easy?"
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Male 480
oh crap. iowa is third-to-last on the list. I`m screwed.
Also, the smallest penis size is 3"?!? that`s awful!
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Female 395
i will find this very useful in deciding my next holiday! ;-)
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Female 7,838
Weeeeel- I`m off to New Orleans, it`s worth a punt.
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Male 516
I live only an hour away from New Orleans...... ladies?
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Male 2,593
c`mon, who uses condoms....
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Male 588
Did you even read it? They made this statistic by condom sales. It may as well be a statistic of `what states seem to have the most people trying to impress cashiers`.
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Male 292
Yay! Go phoenix :D
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Female 3,828
Aww wish there was one of Canada like this.
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Male 3,296
i am going to guess Compton
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Female 838
Whose going to New Orleans this summer

<<<<<< THIS GIRL!!!
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Female 1,077
i don`t trust a website that uses more than two question marks in a row.
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Female 100
"3.New York"

I call bullpoo.
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Male 19,888
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