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Date: 03/19/10 10:32 AM

87 Responses to What`s The Sound Of No Hands Clapping?

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Link: What`s The Sound Of No Hands Clapping? - Have some eye-bleach on hand, and for the love of God do not eat anything before watching.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:04 am
    X-(
  3. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:06 am
    BLEEEEEACH!
  4. Profile photo of LordSameth
    LordSameth Male 18-29
    35 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:08 am
    ARRGHH why did I click this link?!?!?!
  5. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Advantages? o.O
  6. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Rule 34
  7. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:13 am
    KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE.
  8. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Just another reason why big girls are better. <3
  9. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:16 am
    One of the many perks of being obese....-.-;
  10. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:22 am
    *GAG*
  11. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:25 am
    ohhhhh internet...
  12. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:26 am
    yeah, that skill is totally worth it...
  13. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:40 am
    good lord I just ate...and NOW I DIDN`T!
  14. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:52 am
    I like women of larger carriage. But THAT is just wrong.
  15. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:56 am
    O M G!!!

    What is it about fat people that they have no shame/modesty?! I haven`t worn a sleeveless shirt for years because I have flappy fat arms. I don`t want to see it so I am positive no one else wants to.
  16. Profile photo of bradygrn
    bradygrn Male 13-17
    85 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:57 am
    ohhhhh my god.
  17. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    oh dear god!! put her to the stake! ugh...i might vomit
  18. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2399 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    wish i could have closed my browser with out my hands....
  19. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    I`m so sick right now...
  20. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE
  21. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    dear God. this is not something to be proud of. i love it how she cant even get up to do shes slouched in the chair. i hate to say this but BURN IT! BURN EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!
  22. Profile photo of Zerj
    Zerj Male 18-29
    118 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    My Eyessss! I didn`t even click play.
  23. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    i i i i i i i i i i i just dont know what to say.
  24. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    ... is there nothing on the internet i wont masturbate to?
  25. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Oh sweet Jesus...
  26. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    *Bleaches eyes*
  27. Profile photo of SgtKunnt
    SgtKunnt Male 30-39
    110 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Old. So so so Old.
  28. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    This is OOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    Don`t watch, What you`ll see can`t be unseen.
  29. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    wow, i actually lol`d!
  30. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    ...aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUGH
  31. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Harpoon the whale!
  32. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    crakrjak i wish i would have read your post before watching this. *vomit*
  33. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Ok I`m fat and even I can`t do that. Oh, excuse me, "morbidly obese". Same thing, I still can`t slap my thighs together to applaud the pizza man.
  34. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Same sound as gonads slapping buttocks. Gah!
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    O dear no!
  36. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Next time I can`t afford to eat... I`m going to watch this instead.
  37. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    >>Man the harpoons!

    CAPTAIN, THE HARPOONS ARE USELESS! WE CAN`T LOOK AT IT TO AIM!

    FOR CHRIST`S SAKE USE YOUR EARS, MAN! LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF THE BLUBBER FLAPPING! AIM FOR THE SOUND!

    AAAAAUUUGH! NO! DON`T MAKE ME THINK OF IT! DON`T MAKE ME LISTEN!

    COURAGE MAN! HURRY! THE BEAST IS ALMOST UPON US!
  38. Profile photo of atomic_sugar
    atomic_sugar Female 18-29
    87 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    and how is being able to clap with no hands an advantage? When will she ever need to clap without hands? I`m not against people who are overweight or even those who are classified as "obese" because some people can carry it well... but this is way overboard and I think that she is making light of her situation because she isn`t happy and has to take cracks at herself.... sigh... I feel bad for her.
  39. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    why.... did i click this?
  40. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    AAAAAAAHHHMAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGAAAAAADD
  41. Profile photo of woodj90
    woodj90 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    My Eyes
  42. Profile photo of mad_maddy
    mad_maddy Female 13-17
    12 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    I....... Think my head just exploded.
  43. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    I don`t think my face will ever return to it`s previous expression.
  44. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Hahahaha XD
  45. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    I`m so proud she gave up all the normal things you can do with your body so she can clap with her thighs. -.-
  46. Profile photo of BoobsAreNice
    BoobsAreNice Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    HOT DAMN!!!!!! NOW THAT`S A WOMAN!
  47. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    acky.. I actually have very skinny legs and I can do that, but I am not gonna video tape myself doing that blah
  48. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    u dont need to be fat to do that..

    but u need to be fat to get that spanky sound
  49. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    That`s it. I`m going on a diet!
  50. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    i just threw up a little...
  51. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    .
  52. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    I can clap with one hand!
    It isn`t nearly as gross as that though...
  53. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Rather than showcasing that crappy and somewhat disgusting skill, why doesn`t she get on a treadmill?
  54. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    anyone can smack their legs together and make a noise
  55. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    Well, she`s awful proud of herself.
  56. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Ahh yes, one of the several clear advantages of being morbidly obese.
  57. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    *facepalm*
  58. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    @ paddyt07:
    Amen!, I weigh 325 pounds. If you are fat it`s YOUR fault and if you are sad about it, DO SOMETHING about it...stop whining and making excuses, it`s not genetics or a glandular problem - its YOU being LAZY!!!

    (If I ever become "skinny" I will prolly be arrested for a hate crime lol.....)
  59. Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Hey Kids: Did you ever really want to clap for the performers at a theater, but your hands were just TOO weighed down with overpriced soda, popcorn and candy? Well now there`s an easier way!
  60. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    "crakrjak i wish i would have read your post before watching this. *vomit*"

    Can`t say I didn`t try to tried to warn ya.
  61. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 12:05 am
    goddamnit, now i have to clear my history...
  62. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 12:24 am
    Haha I don`t even need to load the video to know what horrible thing she`s gonna do, the preview pic is enough.
  63. Profile photo of 7991687
    7991687 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 4:20 am
    thats drated man
  64. Profile photo of Sphrakstam
    Sphrakstam Male 18-29
    10 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 5:10 am
    well, she can clap... but can i get a standing ovation? I think not.
  65. Profile photo of valamir
    valamir Male 18-29
    5 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 7:04 am
    HAH, if I was her I would have avoided a video camera all together. I bet that camera broke into four pieces after the filming of that.
  66. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 7:05 am
    Oh dear gOD i did nOT sEE that comming...
  67. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 10:35 am
    hahahaha, you go girl.
  68. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Oh yeah, that makes the diabetes, gout and early death from heart disease totally worth it.
  69. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    i actually feel the motion of the ocean
  70. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    :# People like that just dont need to live...
  71. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    and thats the end of her exertion for the day.... bring her some protein shakes and such so she can recover from it
  72. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 8:58 am
    LOL
  73. Profile photo of lyckosam
    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 9:08 am
    WHY!?
  74. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 11:31 am
    W/E fatass... you`re still fat and disgusting and I hope you don`t live too much longer as you are no doubt a huge burden to your family.
  75. Profile photo of darkmoth
    darkmoth Male 18-29
    69 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    yea, lycosam sumed it up, wHY???
  76. Profile photo of G-Rod
    G-Rod Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    You can clap without your hands, but nobody except the caretaker who has to bathe you will ever touch your vagina.
  77. Profile photo of DarthDefault
    DarthDefault Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    No video or pic...
  78. Profile photo of LtBard
    LtBard Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    sad
  79. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    ha
  80. Profile photo of Benjaminovic
    Benjaminovic Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 4:43 am
    i was in the middle of eating when i saw this :(
  81. Profile photo of debauchery
    debauchery Female 18-29
    44 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 6:01 am
    she reminds me of a waterbed.
  82. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I`m gonna start eating lard right away, so I can save energy and continue holding my pint and cigarette while showing appreciation for impressing things.
  83. Profile photo of jeanniemlee
    jeanniemlee Female 30-39
    6 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    She should probably think about doing that a couple hundred times a day every day for awhile. She acts like she`s got a talent or something.
  84. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    What`s the sound of one hand fapping?
  85. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    @ Benjaminovic
    i read your comment and started to really laugh loud because you were warned
  86. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:44 am
    debauchery - But the thing is waterbeds are pretty comfortable to sleep on.
  87. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Anybody wanna go surfing?

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