What`s The Sound Of No Hands Clapping?

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Funny

Have some eye-bleach on hand, and for the love of God do not eat anything before watching.
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Male 725
Anybody wanna go surfing?
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Male 2,551
debauchery - But the thing is waterbeds are pretty comfortable to sleep on.
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Female 257
@ Benjaminovic
i read your comment and started to really laugh loud because you were warned
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Male 189
What`s the sound of one hand fapping?
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Female 6
She should probably think about doing that a couple hundred times a day every day for awhile. She acts like she`s got a talent or something.
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Male 1,108
I`m gonna start eating lard right away, so I can save energy and continue holding my pint and cigarette while showing appreciation for impressing things.
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Female 44
she reminds me of a waterbed.
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Male 12
i was in the middle of eating when i saw this :(
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Female 404
ha
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Male 108
sad
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Male 98
No video or pic...
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Male 71
You can clap without your hands, but nobody except the caretaker who has to bathe you will ever touch your vagina.
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Male 69
yea, lycosam sumed it up, wHY???
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Male 2,796
W/E fatass... you`re still fat and disgusting and I hope you don`t live too much longer as you are no doubt a huge burden to your family.
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Male 193
WHY!?
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Female 155
LOL
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Male 202
and thats the end of her exertion for the day.... bring her some protein shakes and such so she can recover from it
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Male 312
:# People like that just dont need to live...
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Male 177
i actually feel the motion of the ocean
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Female 455
Oh yeah, that makes the diabetes, gout and early death from heart disease totally worth it.
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Female 1,181
hahahaha, you go girl.
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Male 3,619
Oh dear gOD i did nOT sEE that comming...
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Male 5
HAH, if I was her I would have avoided a video camera all together. I bet that camera broke into four pieces after the filming of that.
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Male 10
well, she can clap... but can i get a standing ovation? I think not.
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Male 70
thats drated man
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Female 151
Haha I don`t even need to load the video to know what horrible thing she`s gonna do, the preview pic is enough.
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Male 757
goddamnit, now i have to clear my history...
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Male 17,512
"crakrjak i wish i would have read your post before watching this. *vomit*"

Can`t say I didn`t try to tried to warn ya.
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Female 77
Hey Kids: Did you ever really want to clap for the performers at a theater, but your hands were just TOO weighed down with overpriced soda, popcorn and candy? Well now there`s an easier way!
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Male 317
@ paddyt07:
Amen!, I weigh 325 pounds. If you are fat it`s YOUR fault and if you are sad about it, DO SOMETHING about it...stop whining and making excuses, it`s not genetics or a glandular problem - its YOU being LAZY!!!

(If I ever become "skinny" I will prolly be arrested for a hate crime lol.....)
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Male 1,403
*facepalm*
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Male 10,440
Ahh yes, one of the several clear advantages of being morbidly obese.
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Female 342
Well, she`s awful proud of herself.
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Female 179
anyone can smack their legs together and make a noise
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Male 1,067
Rather than showcasing that crappy and somewhat disgusting skill, why doesn`t she get on a treadmill?
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Male 367
I can clap with one hand!
It isn`t nearly as gross as that though...
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Male 236
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Male 554
i just threw up a little...
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Male 2,528
That`s it. I`m going on a diet!
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Male 497
u dont need to be fat to do that..

but u need to be fat to get that spanky sound
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Female 1,604
acky.. I actually have very skinny legs and I can do that, but I am not gonna video tape myself doing that blah
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Male 59
HOT DAMN!!!!!! NOW THAT`S A WOMAN!
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Male 1,647

I`m so proud she gave up all the normal things you can do with your body so she can clap with her thighs. -.-
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Female 1,682
Hahahaha XD
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Female 1,306
I don`t think my face will ever return to it`s previous expression.
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Female 12
I....... Think my head just exploded.
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Male 22
My Eyes
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Male 985
AAAAAAAHHHMAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGAAAAAADD
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Male 1,297
why.... did i click this?
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Female 87
and how is being able to clap with no hands an advantage? When will she ever need to clap without hands? I`m not against people who are overweight or even those who are classified as "obese" because some people can carry it well... but this is way overboard and I think that she is making light of her situation because she isn`t happy and has to take cracks at herself.... sigh... I feel bad for her.
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Male 5,194
>>Man the harpoons!

CAPTAIN, THE HARPOONS ARE USELESS! WE CAN`T LOOK AT IT TO AIM!

FOR CHRIST`S SAKE USE YOUR EARS, MAN! LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF THE BLUBBER FLAPPING! AIM FOR THE SOUND!

AAAAAUUUGH! NO! DON`T MAKE ME THINK OF IT! DON`T MAKE ME LISTEN!

COURAGE MAN! HURRY! THE BEAST IS ALMOST UPON US!
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Female 251
Next time I can`t afford to eat... I`m going to watch this instead.
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Male 25,417
O dear no!
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Male 496
Same sound as gonads slapping buttocks. Gah!
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Female 721
Ok I`m fat and even I can`t do that. Oh, excuse me, "morbidly obese". Same thing, I still can`t slap my thighs together to applaud the pizza man.
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Male 894
crakrjak i wish i would have read your post before watching this. *vomit*
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Male 430
Harpoon the whale!
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Male 493
...aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUGH
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Male 2,056
wow, i actually lol`d!
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Male 17,512
This is OOOOOOOOOOOOLD

Don`t watch, What you`ll see can`t be unseen.
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Male 110
Old. So so so Old.
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Male 848
*Bleaches eyes*
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Male 2,125
Oh sweet Jesus...
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Male 141
... is there nothing on the internet i wont masturbate to?
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Male 7,817
i i i i i i i i i i i just dont know what to say.
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Male 118
My Eyessss! I didn`t even click play.
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Male 807
dear God. this is not something to be proud of. i love it how she cant even get up to do shes slouched in the chair. i hate to say this but BURN IT! BURN EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!
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Male 518
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Female 1,112
I`m so sick right now...
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2,767
wish i could have closed my browser with out my hands....
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Female 961
oh dear god!! put her to the stake! ugh...i might vomit
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Male 85
ohhhhh my god.
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Female 2,509
O M G!!!

What is it about fat people that they have no shame/modesty?! I haven`t worn a sleeveless shirt for years because I have flappy fat arms. I don`t want to see it so I am positive no one else wants to.
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Male 1,931
I like women of larger carriage. But THAT is just wrong.
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Male 2,345
good lord I just ate...and NOW I DIDN`T!
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Female 4,359
yeah, that skill is totally worth it...
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Male 4,014
ohhhhh internet...
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Male 235
*GAG*
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Female 1,515
One of the many perks of being obese....-.-;
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Male 265
Just another reason why big girls are better. <3
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Male 358
KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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Male 1,505
Rule 34
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Male 1,266
Advantages? o.O
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Male 35
ARRGHH why did I click this link?!?!?!
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Female 233
BLEEEEEACH!
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Male 15,510
X-(
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Male 2,551
Link: What`s The Sound Of No Hands Clapping? [Rate Link] - Have some eye-bleach on hand, and for the love of God do not eat anything before watching.
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