What Birds Talk About All Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Bastards--we knew it!
There are 26 comments:
Male 522
xxPinkxx, I don`t remember seeing any beaches in canada lolz
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Female 4,028
Birds must love my car because they don`t really ever poop on it. Respect the car. Respect it!
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Male 579
I`ve had my wind-shield pooped on by a pelican going the opposite direction while I was going 50mph.. That was a lovely sight.
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Female 635
lmao
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Female 3,828
weird that this would get posted. a flock of somethings pooped ALL OVER the car this morning and i had to hose it off before it hardened or embarassed me while driving around. it was seriously bad. i live on the beach.
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Female 4,197
Reminds me of the Beavis and Buttehead hock a loogie game...

There`s this long bridge into a town called Redcliffe here, and Pelicans always congregate on the lampposts along it. A guy on a motorbike one day wrote into the local paper (during debate about bird repellers along the bridge) that being hit by one of them on your bike is like being hit by a kilo of flour and water that smells like a kilo of dead fish.... Blegh
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Female 2,352
Lol! I think if I were a bird I would poo on someones wedding preferably the bride. .just because. Ooo and convertibles with the tops down that`s moving vehicle/on someones head bonus multiplier!
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Male 619

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Male 722
In Russia, birds don`t poop on Ferrari, Ferrari poop on bird.
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Male 894
awesome, if i were a bird i would poop on really expensive cars too LOL! and i would eat people in cali`s chronic fields, but until then *rolls a joint*
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Female 1,048
Funny - do they give out bonus points for moving targets?
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Male 2,748
10 points!!
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Male 25,416
Score!
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Female 446
Pouahahahahahahaaha!!! Got any fries too?
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Male 1,834
he he bird talk
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Male 256
i wish birds were more intelligent with their pooting habbits--that way i culd have a family of ducks in my house
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Male 15,510
Arent they precious
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Male 264
Birds give me the creeps and I think they have it in for humans.

This theory in no way stems from any early exposure to Hitchcock movies.

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Male 4,807
Just once I`d like to take a big steaming crap-ola on a seagull or pigeon.
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Male 111
1ST!!!!!!!.... hahaha not really im joking, im just bored. haha
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Male 192
haha nice!
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Female 721
I hate seagulls. Noisy, greedy little bastards.
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Male 2,056
@IQover, from all the little old ladies who keep feeding them
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Male 794
all i gotta say is be happy cows dont fly ;-)
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Male 1,043
Where do birds get so much poo?
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Male 19,899
Link: What Birds Talk About All Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - Bastards--we knew it!
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