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Date: 03/15/10 07:33 AM

26 Responses to What Birds Talk About All Day [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Link: What Birds Talk About All Day - Bastards--we knew it!
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    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Where do birds get so much poo?
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:58 am
    all i gotta say is be happy cows dont fly ;-)
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:01 am
    @IQover, from all the little old ladies who keep feeding them
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    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:09 am
    I hate seagulls. Noisy, greedy little bastards.
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    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:18 am
    haha nice!
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    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:28 am
    1ST!!!!!!!.... hahaha not really im joking, im just bored. haha
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Just once I`d like to take a big steaming crap-ola on a seagull or pigeon.
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    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Birds give me the creeps and I think they have it in for humans.

    This theory in no way stems from any early exposure to Hitchcock movies.

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Arent they precious
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    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:29 am
    i wish birds were more intelligent with their pooting habbits--that way i culd have a family of ducks in my house
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:30 am
    he he bird talk
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Pouahahahahahahaaha!!! Got any fries too?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:13 pm
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    10 points!!
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Funny - do they give out bonus points for moving targets?
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    awesome, if i were a bird i would poop on really expensive cars too LOL! and i would eat people in cali`s chronic fields, but until then *rolls a joint*
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    In Russia, birds don`t poop on Ferrari, Ferrari poop on bird.
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    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:05 pm

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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    Lol! I think if I were a bird I would poo on someones wedding preferably the bride. .just because. Ooo and convertibles with the tops down that`s moving vehicle/on someones head bonus multiplier!
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Reminds me of the Beavis and Buttehead hock a loogie game...

    There`s this long bridge into a town called Redcliffe here, and Pelicans always congregate on the lampposts along it. A guy on a motorbike one day wrote into the local paper (during debate about bird repellers along the bridge) that being hit by one of them on your bike is like being hit by a kilo of flour and water that smells like a kilo of dead fish.... Blegh
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:09 am
    weird that this would get posted. a flock of somethings pooped ALL OVER the car this morning and i had to hose it off before it hardened or embarassed me while driving around. it was seriously bad. i live on the beach.
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 8:10 am
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    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 9:44 am
    I`ve had my wind-shield pooped on by a pelican going the opposite direction while I was going 50mph.. That was a lovely sight.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Birds must love my car because they don`t really ever poop on it. Respect the car. Respect it!
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    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    xxPinkxx, I don`t remember seeing any beaches in canada lolz

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