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Date: 03/28/10 01:06 PM

125 Responses to Twilight`s Edward Gets A Mouthful [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Link: Twilight`s Edward Gets A Mouthful - A mouthful of what? You don`t wanna know... Also, if there was a brain-bleach tag, we`d use it here.
  2. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    .... Wow.
  3. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  4. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    BHAHAHAHAHAAHA Ewwwww
  5. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  6. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Congrats on your red wings eddie...
  7. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    LMFAO
  8. Profile photo of LornZhas
    LornZhas Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    That is.. utterly disgusting. x.x
  9. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Hahaha
  10. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Its so funny. like half of the pictures i see here, i see on /b/ like 2 weeks before.
  11. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww LMAO
  12. Profile photo of trapinch55
    trapinch55 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    LMFAO and agreed with lornzhas
  13. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    err, does he mean what I think he means?
  14. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    OH. MY. GOD.
    You really HAD to post this, ia/b/?
  15. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Everyone red wings at least once
  16. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I laughed and dry heaved at the same time.
  17. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    lol!
  18. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    @crucible no.
  19. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Full of lulz
  20. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    twilight verts tiem plox nao sauce blah blah blah
  21. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    hahahahaha i knew it!
  22. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    LOL
  23. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    hahahaha... I loled.... And CRUCIBLE is right. every real man has done the red wings at least once
  24. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    No brain-bleach required, regular bleach will do just fine. Excuse me, I need to go find some.
  25. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    haahhaah. that did make me chuckle
  26. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    sick
  27. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Awww.....

  28. Profile photo of Slaador
    Slaador Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Too predictable to be funny, too mundane to be shocking. :-/
  29. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    and this is how old now?
  30. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    LMAO win!
  31. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    ewwwwww
  32. Profile photo of siretokkor
    siretokkor Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    ...
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    old news!
  34. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Hahahahahahahahahah I like this :D
  35. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    slurp slurp
  36. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    wtfh i was eating... >=( should have read the dam description =\
  37. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    AHAHAHAHA
  38. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    Somehow I thought Edward was quite the cunning linguist.
  39. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    hahaha. nice.
  40. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Well, now we know he`s not gay.
  41. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Awesome, Anne Rice actually did that in the Vampire Armand. It was very sick.
  42. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    ROFL!!!
  43. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    omg...this was on shane dawson from way back when...
  44. Profile photo of rushian
    rushian Female 13-17
    50 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    I almost snorted a mouthful of hot coffee through my nostrils.
  45. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Oh dear God. D:
  46. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    every real man has done the red wings at least once
    I`m not gonna lie.
    That is. drating. Gross.
  47. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    ~awkward~
  48. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    >Daisy822
    PERIOD CUP! :D
  49. Profile photo of QBW
    QBW Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    one word... EWWW!!! lol
  50. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    *barf*
    *vomit
    *blow chunks*
    Holy f**king sh*t.
    Thats disgusting.
  51. Profile photo of lgm432
    lgm432 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    GAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAH!!!~!~ !~!~!~!~~~~~! !!!!!
  52. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Oooo the universal language of Shane Dawson <3
  53. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Oh God...
  54. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    I fail to see how period blood is any more gross than other blood but okay lol
  55. Profile photo of Papaija
    Papaija Male 18-29
    91 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    "*barf*
    *vomit
    *blow chunks*
    Holy f**king sh*t.
    Thats disgusting."
    x2
  56. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    ha
  57. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    "I fail to see how period blood is any more gross than other blood"

    It just is.
  58. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Bhahahahahahahahahahahah *gasp* hahahahahahahaha
  59. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    It just is.
    Well that`s not very convincing. :P
  60. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Well it`s not purely blood you see....
  61. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    Neck blood=soda
    Period blood=slurpee
  62. Profile photo of brad_is_rad
    brad_is_rad Female 18-29
    19 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    OLOLOLOLOLOLZ. That`s rather humorous.
  63. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    "Well that`s not very convincing. :P"

    Well its because of the... well you know because.... i... i can`t... i need to go.
  64. Profile photo of repression
    repression Female 13-17
    89 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    Well that`s drating disgusting.
  65. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    "Neck blood=soda
    Period blood=slurpee"

    Well see now I`m just confused. Everybody loves slurpees!
  66. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    lmao!
  67. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    eww
  68. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    eww..but i wondered the same thing when i read the book (sue me i was younger). If her blood is so irresistible, why didn`t he go ape-poo when she was on her rag...
  69. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    ewwwwwww! haha
  70. Profile photo of EuroSwag
    EuroSwag Female 13-17
    30 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Thats really sick
  71. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Mmm-mM, bitch!
  72. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Hmm ive seen this before, i wonder if it was here? Not sure.

    And lol thats gross but awesome.
  73. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    I would so do bella
  74. Profile photo of woozel121
    woozel121 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    eww
  75. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    I love his facial expression.
  76. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    I once heard Twilight described as "The story of one young woman`s choice to practice either bestiality or necrophilia."

    I lol`d.
  77. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    The bottom frame he looks like he`s about to blow chunks.
  78. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    ewwwww, but i wouldnt be surprised if her blood is that much crazy loved by vampires.
  79. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    >>"I fail to see how period blood is any more gross than other blood"

    It just is.<<

    I fail to see how the word "period" is grosser than every other word but it just is :P
  80. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    hahahaahaaaHAAAAAAA
  81. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    "I fail to see how period blood is any more gross than other blood"

    It`s old, dead blood. Most of it isn`t fresh and flowin`, which is why it stinks so bad.. It`s like having a rotting fish attatched to your vagina.
  82. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    It`s old, dead blood. Most of it isn`t fresh and flowin`, which is why it stinks so bad.. It`s like having a rotting fish attatched to your vagina

    *Sobs*
    GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
  83. Profile photo of karime
    karime Female 18-29
    2 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    Gross.
  84. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    @davymid- ROFLMAO
  85. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    lmao. sickkkkkk!
  86. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    "It`s old, dead blood. Most of it isn`t fresh and flowin`, which is why it stinks so bad.. It`s like having a rotting fish attatched to your vagina."

    Thanks for making me remember the smell.

    Thanks...
  87. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    lol period
  88. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    "It`s old, dead blood. Most of it isn`t fresh and flowin`, which is why it stinks so bad.. It`s like having a rotting fish attatched to your vagina."


    Also it has piece of uterine lining in it. That`s what the chunky clots are.

    Anyone still not puking? lol
  89. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    yuckyuckyuckyuckyuckYUCK!
  90. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    SFIFTL. Old.
  91. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    Oh. OH! haha I can honestly say i lold
  92. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    i was eating my dinner as well, f uck, im going to be sick...but, then again, i think it raises some valid points. blood is blood surely? humans eat dead animals..inc blood products, so whats so bad about vamps doing this? it would make for a more interesting book at least...
  93. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    hey, that just made me think maybe there is some kind of market for vamps purchasing placentas?
  94. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 12:24 am
    I see what you did there.
  95. Profile photo of Jesus122500
    Jesus122500 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 12:25 am
    so a vampire walks into a bar and just orders water. then he takes out a tampon and starts dipping it in the water. when the bartender asks what are you doing, the vampire replies: "makin` tea"
  96. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:09 am
    Jesus122500 - *Coughs on tea*
  97. Profile photo of yitani
    yitani Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:16 am
    F U IAB, and GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  98. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Well that was gross.
  99. Profile photo of Squinky
    Squinky Female 18-29
    117 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:40 am
    bahahaha!
  100. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:47 am
    LMAO
  101. Profile photo of ha1b
    ha1b Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:26 am
    whaha gross!
  102. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:35 am
    gothicqueen, im not, how about the fact there is a dead cell of a half a child.
  103. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:54 am
    I threw up a little in my throat
  104. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 6:06 am
    >>"I fail to see how period blood is any more gross than other blood"<<

    Period blood is a mixture of tissues and secretions from inside the uterus including water and mucus from the uterine glands, blood from capillaries feeding the endometrium, and the glandular tissue of the endometrium itself.

    Plus the big globby splots that ooze from you.
  105. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 6:12 am
    "Plus the big globby splots that ooze from you"
    -thats all you needed to say
  106. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:02 am
    once again. food + IAB = loss of appetite
  107. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:14 am
    "Plus the big globby splots that ooze from you."

    AW- AAWWWWWWWW
  108. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Ewww...
  109. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 9:02 am
    hahahahaha
  110. Profile photo of toxicshark
    toxicshark Male 13-17
    109 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Maybe she had a nosebleed...
  111. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Arse.

    I was just about to splat some dragons blood over my pasta. Big globby splots of it.

  112. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Gross, menstrual blood reference.
  113. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    ewwww
  114. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Period sex is the best. No foreplay requirements!
  115. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Redwings!
  116. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Period blood is a mixture of tissues and secretions from inside the uterus including water and mucus from the uterine glands, blood from capillaries feeding the endometrium, and the glandular tissue of the endometrium itself.

    Plus the big globby splots that ooze from you.
    Ok, I`m so not comin` back to this post >.<
  117. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    yep, I`m gonna have to agree with NitroJunkie. And no need for lubricants or the like either.
  118. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    @SarahofBorg

    I think it was in The Devil Memnoch. But hey, Armand the Vampire is a pretty pervy book so it might as well happened there too. XD

    Ohhh, Anne Rice knows how to make disgusting thinks sound less gross...XD
  119. Profile photo of watdatdoo
    watdatdoo Male 18-29
    31 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:01 am
    I`d say he must have lots of them......
    Imagine a guy walking in when uhh Edward? Ok "Chad" was doing that and throwing up continuously without looking away.
  120. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:03 am
    HAHAHHAHAH my friends and i joke about this all the time!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol.
  121. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    i get it. i`m gonna go vomit now.
  122. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    i think i just threw up a little in my mouth :/
  123. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:08 am
    ........

    i swear i just gagged
  124. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:07 am
    OMFG, please rewind my brain so I never saw this! DX

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