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Date: 03/14/10 10:03 AM

65 Responses to This Is Why We Don`t Have The Next Half-Life [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:45 am
    Link: This Is Why We Don`t Have The Next Half-Life - Maybe it`s time for wii Fit now.
  2. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:12 am
    the cake is a lie...
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:16 am
    the cake IS a lie...
  4. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:28 am
    The cake is NOT a lie!
  5. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:28 am
    the cake is A lie...
  6. Profile photo of longhornsfan
    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:29 am
    fifth?
  7. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Every time someone makes fun of Gabe`s weight, he adds 2 weeks to the development schedule...
  8. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:40 am
    the cake is a lie...

    lol

  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:42 am
    there had to be an easier way
  10. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 11:07 am
    cause why turn around when you can portal
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Portal and Half Life are so overrated. I mean they`re good games, but people go mad over them. HL2 episode 3 isn`t even a full game and people are going crazy for it.

    I enjoyed Portal, but it was too short, hopefully the next one`s longer.

  12. Profile photo of strivejaylen
    strivejaylen Male 18-29
    196 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 11:37 am
    its a wight loss program, if you can get the cake through the portal then you are semi to completly healthy
    if not you are stuck till you can
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    nicsaweiner Male 18-29
    76 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 11:53 am
    made me laugh. its funnier if you know who the guy in the pic is.
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 11:53 am
    vvvv Or, you could just turnt he portals off and walk to the cake. just a thought. I know its radical.
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    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Why the drat did he reach into the portal when he could have turned around?! I dratING HATE THIS MAN AAAAARRRRGHHHH I WANT HIM TO DIE IF HE`S REAL WHICH I ASSUME HE IS FFS
  16. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    The cake is a lie.
  17. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    lol what? im very confused about this but its still in some way funny
  18. Profile photo of strivejaylen
    strivejaylen Male 18-29
    196 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    raiken, if he turns off his portal, wouldnt her get cut in half
  19. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Oh portal fail. XD
  20. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Instead, we are getting Portal 2. Now with XXL portals!
  21. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    The portal gun finally arrived!!

    Not so fun after all...

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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    apparently if you listen really carefully, as the lap goes boom in Portal, Glados (the computer) says "there really was a cake" and you see it later too - after the credits I think
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    lol
  24. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    lab*
  25. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    The cake is a trap!
  26. Profile photo of poppins4
    poppins4 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    @shneeblefish
    You can get to the cake too, but you have to use a glitch on the xbox version, and cheat on the pc version.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    lmao.
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    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    the cake is a lie!
  29. Profile photo of Proteinz
    Proteinz Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    gabeeeeee newellllll
  30. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Portal and Half Life are so overrated.

    Incorrect.

    Portal has some of the most compelling character development I`ve ever seen in a game. Any game that can make you actually upset (and I really was sad) to destroy an inanimate cube is a triumph of game design. Plus it has fantastic black humour, a perfect learning curve, simple game mechanics but with incredible room for complexity and innovation.

    The Half-Life series practically invented the concept of cinematic-style storytelling in games, and in particular HL2 has the greatest storyline I have ever encountered in any game, along with some of the most beautiful level design ever.

    Seriously, the one thing these games are not is over-rated.

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    weird
  32. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    wow the cake IS a lie.......
  33. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    PS3 is his cryptonite
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    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    you tell `em bob1
  35. Profile photo of Cornettos
    Cornettos Male 18-29
    7 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    "Incorrect.

    Portal has some of the most compelling character development"

    Thats when the fail happened and its where i stopped reading

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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    haha! this reminds me of the movie "Cube"
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    acknex32 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Quit now, and *cake* will be served immediately.
  38. Profile photo of mertymert67
    mertymert67 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
  39. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    I love all of "the cake is a lie" comments. *high fives everyone*
  40. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    "Portal has some of the most compelling character development I`ve ever seen in a game."

    There`s no character development at all. The only character you ever learn about is GlaDOS. You felt bad for killing the companion cube because GlaDOS tells you that you abandoned it, and how it was your only friend.

  41. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    The pie is a fake. :D
  42. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    "The Half-Life series practically invented the concept of cinematic-style storytelling in games, and in particular HL2 has the greatest storyline I have ever encountered in any game"

    What freaking storyline?

    Who are the aliens? Where are they from? What is their motive in attacking Earth? Who`s commanding them? Are there other races? Is there a global resistance, or just in City 17? Is anywhere on Earth not under Combine control?

    People seem to confuse a lack of story with concise story. I`m a big fan of HL2 and Portal, but their stories are simply whatever absolute minimum of silent-protagonist exposition is necessary to get you from point A to point B while killing/portaling along the way. That`s it.

  43. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    remember when we pretended to kill you? that was fun wasn`t it? oh, and btw, the cake is a lie
  44. Profile photo of Willsk84food
    Willsk84food Male 18-29
    50 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    @catbarf
    Most of those questions you just asked have been answered in the games. You JUST said you`re a fan, yet you couldn`t pick up on that simple information. Sad.
  45. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Yea, you kinda need to work to figure out the story, it`ll take much more than a single play through. Much off the story is told through the scenery of the game.
  46. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Just noticed there`s a portion of Gabe`s center that`s missing. o_O
  47. Profile photo of Kalkin
    Kalkin Male 18-29
    44 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    @catbarf

    The combine, xen, they like conquering and assimilating people, the combine advisors, yes, global resistance, yes.

    WOW THAT WAS HARD.

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    I guess I`m the only user on this site that`s never played the game and doesn`t really get it.
  49. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:21 am
    Rah! I have the song stuck in my head....
    So much rhubarb!
  50. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 2:14 am
    O.O
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
  51. Profile photo of viax
    viax Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:43 am
    Well.... that wasn`t a triumph.
  52. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:44 am
    Kind of looks like Michael Moore.
  53. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:08 am
    o.0 damn cake being a lie!!!!
  54. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:07 am
    catbarf, you have just confirmed by suspicion that you have no idea what you are talking about, ever, about anything.
  55. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Why did he need to make portals to get to something behind him?
  56. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:59 am
    why is peter griffin playing portal????
  57. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:59 am
    cool
  58. Profile photo of m-hawk
    m-hawk Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Good reply Kalkin, catbarf is an idiot. But the Combine aren`t actually from Xen, only the Vortigaunts, Antlions etc are. We don`t know where the Combine come from.
  59. Profile photo of juddy
    juddy Female 18-29
    91 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Peter Griffin? He looks more like a really fat Hank Hill.
  60. Profile photo of MrSchreiber
    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Seconding juddy; totes thought it was obese Hank Hill.
  61. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    fail. poster has failed.
  62. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Thats when the fail happened and its where i stopped reading

    Good thing you aren`t adding to the gene pool.
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Admit it, you would too if you had the chance.
  64. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 12:43 am
    "But the science gets done
    and you make a neat gun
    for the people who are still alive."

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