This Is Why We Don`t Have The Next Half-Life [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Maybe it"s time for wii Fit now.
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There are 65 comments:
Male 5,194
"But the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive."
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Male 722
Admit it, you would too if you had the chance.
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Female 1,283
[quote]Thats when the fail happened and its where i stopped reading[/quote]

Good thing you aren`t adding to the gene pool.
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Male 227
fail. poster has failed.
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Male 167
Seconding juddy; totes thought it was obese Hank Hill.
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Female 91
Peter Griffin? He looks more like a really fat Hank Hill.
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Male 4
Good reply Kalkin, catbarf is an idiot. But the Combine aren`t actually from Xen, only the Vortigaunts, Antlions etc are. We don`t know where the Combine come from.
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Male 1,834
cool
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Male 1,484
why is peter griffin playing portal????
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Male 1,195
Why did he need to make portals to get to something behind him?
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Male 813
catbarf, you have just confirmed by suspicion that you have no idea what you are talking about, ever, about anything.
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Female 291
o.0 damn cake being a lie!!!!
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Male 101
Kind of looks like Michael Moore.
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Male 8
Well.... that wasn`t a triumph.
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Male 769
O.O
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
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Female 355
Rah! I have the song stuck in my head....
So much rhubarb!
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Male 3,819
I guess I`m the only user on this site that`s never played the game and doesn`t really get it.
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Male 44
@catbarf

The combine, xen, they like conquering and assimilating people, the combine advisors, yes, global resistance, yes.

WOW THAT WAS HARD.

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Male 1,081
Just noticed there`s a portion of Gabe`s center that`s missing. o_O
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Male 1,081
Yea, you kinda need to work to figure out the story, it`ll take much more than a single play through. Much off the story is told through the scenery of the game.
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Male 50
@catbarf
Most of those questions you just asked have been answered in the games. You JUST said you`re a fan, yet you couldn`t pick up on that simple information. Sad.
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Male 2,748
remember when we pretended to kill you? that was fun wasn`t it? oh, and btw, the cake is a lie
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Male 1,455
"The Half-Life series practically invented the concept of cinematic-style storytelling in games, and in particular HL2 has the greatest storyline I have ever encountered in any game"

What freaking storyline?

Who are the aliens? Where are they from? What is their motive in attacking Earth? Who`s commanding them? Are there other races? Is there a global resistance, or just in City 17? Is anywhere on Earth not under Combine control?

People seem to confuse a lack of story with concise story. I`m a big fan of HL2 and Portal, but their stories are simply whatever absolute minimum of silent-protagonist exposition is necessary to get you from point A to point B while killing/portaling along the way. That`s it.

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Male 1,081
The pie is a fake. :D
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Male 5,190
Gotta agree with Hayllee.
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Male 2,486
"Portal has some of the most compelling character development I`ve ever seen in a game."

There`s no character development at all. The only character you ever learn about is GlaDOS. You felt bad for killing the companion cube because GlaDOS tells you that you abandoned it, and how it was your only friend.

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Female 459
I love all of "the cake is a lie" comments. *high fives everyone*
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Male 8
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
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Male 61
Quit now, and *cake* will be served immediately.
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Male 894
haha! this reminds me of the movie "Cube"
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Male 7
"Incorrect.

Portal has some of the most compelling character development"

Thats when the fail happened and its where i stopped reading

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Male 430
you tell `em bob1
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Male 394
PS3 is his cryptonite
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Male 4,393
wow the cake IS a lie.......
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Female 3,828
weird
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Male 4,290
[quote]Portal and Half Life are so overrated.[/quote]

Incorrect.

Portal has some of the most compelling character development I`ve ever seen in a game. Any game that can make you actually upset (and I really was sad) to destroy an inanimate cube is a triumph of game design. Plus it has fantastic black humour, a perfect learning curve, simple game mechanics but with incredible room for complexity and innovation.

The Half-Life series practically invented the concept of cinematic-style storytelling in games, and in particular HL2 has the greatest storyline I have ever encountered in any game, along with some of the most beautiful level design ever.

Seriously, the one thing these games are not is over-rated.

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Male 6
gabeeeeee newellllll
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Female 388
the cake is a lie!
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Female 9,400
lmao.
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Female 13
@shneeblefish
You can get to the cake too, but you have to use a glitch on the xbox version, and cheat on the pc version.
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Male 5,194
The cake is a trap!
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Male 509
lab*
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 509
apparently if you listen really carefully, as the lap goes boom in Portal, Glados (the computer) says "there really was a cake" and you see it later too - after the credits I think
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Male 294
The portal gun finally arrived!!

Not so fun after all...

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Male 252
Instead, we are getting Portal 2. Now with XXL portals!
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Female 2,352
Oh portal fail. XD
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Male 196
raiken, if he turns off his portal, wouldnt her get cut in half
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Male 807
lol what? im very confused about this but its still in some way funny
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Male 2,788
The cake is a lie.
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Male 224
Why the drat did he reach into the portal when he could have turned around?! I dratING HATE THIS MAN AAAAARRRRGHHHH I WANT HIM TO DIE IF HE`S REAL WHICH I ASSUME HE IS FFS
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Male 586
vvvv Or, you could just turnt he portals off and walk to the cake. just a thought. I know its radical.
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Male 76
made me laugh. its funnier if you know who the guy in the pic is.
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Male 196
its a wight loss program, if you can get the cake through the portal then you are semi to completly healthy
if not you are stuck till you can
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Male 3,425
Portal and Half Life are so overrated. I mean they`re good games, but people go mad over them. HL2 episode 3 isn`t even a full game and people are going crazy for it.

I enjoyed Portal, but it was too short, hopefully the next one`s longer.

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Male 833
cause why turn around when you can portal
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Male 7,585
there had to be an easier way
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Female 1,148
the cake is a lie...

lol

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Male 761
Every time someone makes fun of Gabe`s weight, he adds 2 weeks to the development schedule...
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Male 134
fifth?
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Female 356
the cake is A lie...
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Male 606
The cake is NOT a lie!
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Male 5,314
the cake IS a lie...
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Male 553
the cake is a lie...
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Male 19,840
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