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Date: 03/07/10 04:31 PM

66 Responses to This Guy Has A Massive Coke Problem [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Link: This Guy Has A Massive Coke Problem - Literally.
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    c`mon now. that could be a pepsi bottle for all we know.
  3. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Hence the medical phrase "I sat on it."
  4. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Lets pray he at least took the cap off....
  5. Profile photo of dcb
    dcb Male 13-17
    93 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    OUCH.
  6. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    A. I`m not sure that`s a guy
    B. Nice joint replacement.
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    i wonder if it was voluntary, and thats a woman.
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Delicious and refreshing?
  9. Profile photo of Forplay2k
    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    656 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    That`s an old woman with a hip replaced.....
    Just have her jump up and down the fisss will shoot it out. :)
  10. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    @taylor_stone
    I know what you mean, but I wouldn`t be too concerned. It`s a plastic bottle.
  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Kids, if it ain`t a dick or a dildo, don`t shove it up the back door.
  12. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    I`m pretty sure it`s Dr. Pepper
  13. Profile photo of woozel121
    woozel121 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    ummm wow
  14. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Kids, if it ain`t a dick or a dildo, don`t shove it up the back door.

    Pithy, but not good advice.

    My suggestion is this:

    If there isn`t some part of it way too big to fit, don`t do it.

    You can easily lose a dildo up your bum unless there`s a section at the bottom that isn`t going to fit in. Going to hospital and telling a doctor you`ve got a dildo stuck up your bum is very likely to be embarrassing. Although they`ve probably seen it before - the few people I`ve known who work in A&E (ER in the USA?) say they`ve seen a few cases of people with things stuck in them. Things that they somehow slipped and accidentally fell on to, of course. While naked.

  15. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Nidonemo, I hope your talking ONLY to girls. And Forplay2k, just because this person has a new joint doesn`t mean he/she is old. It could have been a bad accident or a birth defect. Also, it looks quite shopped. look near the neck of the bottle. Lopsided.
  16. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:27 pm
  17. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    I cried a little.
  18. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    Coke bottle up the ass, and an artificial hip, this person is in good shape.
  19. Profile photo of Evildick
    Evildick Male 30-39
    17 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    So, seriously, Don`t you think it`s a little suspicious the label showed up in a scan/x-ray?

    Methinks it`s shopped.

  20. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    I accidentally the whole bottle?
  21. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    For some reason I kinda guessed what this was before clicking it
  22. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    so....funny story...

    ...and that`s why we keep the Soda in the garage now...

  23. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    I accidentally a coke bottle.
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    i doubt its shopped,
    and @EvilDick, the label would show up if the bottle is a clear easily penetratable material and the label is not.
  25. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    ooh....so THATS where coke comes from.
  26. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    `Nidonemo, I hope your talking ONLY to girls.`(henryhendrix)

    No, he was talking to kids. I presume that this means baby goats or other applicable ungulates.

  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    "Nidonemo, I hope your talking ONLY to girls."

    Not a chance, buster. You should know me by now. XD

  28. Profile photo of HalfSandwich
    HalfSandwich Male 18-29
    145 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    ahh poor fancy "fell" again, i hope that works out in the end for u sir
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    If he`s old enough for a hip replacement, he`s probably had his sphincter so stretched and abused for so long that this is what it takes to get him off now.
  30. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    oooohhhh, i dont wanna know the story behind that... who am i kidding, yes i do.
  31. Profile photo of Detenny
    Detenny Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    ..That guy has to be pretty old, I think he has a false hip. That makes this so much more disturbing if it`s accurate.
  32. Profile photo of payneypuff
    payneypuff Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    you can usually see someones junk in an x-ray. i think maybe this is a lady.
  33. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Are you sure that a guy?

    Look like an older lady (separated pelvic/child birth?) with a replaced hip.

  34. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    That`s not where that goes. . XD
  35. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:43 am
    I know the slogan is "Coke adds life" - but you`re supposed to drink the damn stuff!
  36. Profile photo of hansonrocks
    hansonrocks Female 18-29
    99 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:01 am
    Guy? How could that happen to a GUY? This is a WOMAN...
  37. Profile photo of XBOY
    XBOY Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:38 am
    Old lady need to refresh.. something
  38. Profile photo of Nath2k8
    Nath2k8 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:43 am
    good job theres a lid on that bottle... or get your insides sucked out, ouch!
  39. Profile photo of pacotahko
    pacotahko Male 13-17
    59 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:56 am
    definitely in the butt.
  40. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:25 am
    How..... exactly... did that happen? Rape? I can`t imagine a person doing that to him/herself...
  41. Profile photo of Number7red
    Number7red Male 30-39
    4 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:23 am
    Thats why I drink Pepsi.. Never have to worry about accidentely sitting on the bottle...!!!!
  42. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:26 am
    lol this is defenently a chick.
  43. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:57 am
    whoever it is they`re kinda old, that`s a hip replacement on their right!!


    and may i just say, i believe this may have been modified using Adobe Photoshop.

  44. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:05 am
    This definately a fake. Radiographs are "shadow pictures" you would not see a bottle going "throuhg" the pelvis, but superimposed on it. Also, the bottle passes right through the middle of the pubic symphesis and iscihia there is no opening there. The obtuse angle of the pubic arch shows that this is definately a woman. The extreme arthritis to the left hip socket (on the right) shows that this is an elderly patient, and as Flibmeister pointed out, there is a hip replacement on the right hip. The poor radiographical positioning and misalignment of the hips shows that this was probably taken on a trolly in a trauma ward. There are plenty of real insertion x-rays around (one of my old lecturers had a collection of them) this aint one of them. Why bother?
  45. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:43 am
    Judging by the hip replacement, a die hard alcoholic!
  46. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:48 am
    oh poo O-o
  47. Profile photo of Kalkin
    Kalkin Male 18-29
    44 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:50 am
    Really?
    This is from "I accidentally a whole coke bottle."
  48. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Maybe there was something wrong with his mouth and he REALLY needed something to drink. Or he could be one of weirdos that likes shoving things up his butt.
  49. Profile photo of Rhasputin
    Rhasputin Female 18-29
    112 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Alwaaaaays coca-cooola~
  50. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Ok.. Whatever you do... Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT eat Mentos.
  51. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:34 am
    And a Fake Hip to boot..
  52. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 10:00 am
    clearly photoshop. but in the over 18 years experience I have doing x-ray I have seen real life things pretty darn close to this.
  53. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 10:47 am
    How..... exactly... did that happen? Rape? I can`t imagine a person doing that to him/herself...

    You`d be surprised at what some people do for fun. The weirdest one I`ve heard of personally involved a woman with a small orange stuck in her vagina. She`d been wanking with it, apparently. Who knows why?

    I once questioned the feasibility of a story involving a woman wanking with a 2 litre plastic bottle, the kind used for fizzy drinks. Several women in the forum assured me that it was entirely feasible. One even described it as ideal on the basis that the rigidity of the bottle could easily be varied by leaving the cap on or taking it off.

    People stuff all sorts of things up themselves for fun. Some have to go to hospital to get the stuff removed, but no doubt there are many more who manage to get the ketchup bottle out of their own backside, or whatever it was they put up there.

    As the old saying goes: There`s nowt as queer as folk.

  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Wow but fake!
  55. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    I guess that the joke - he`s got a coke right up in his a$$ - `ve been so many times, right?
  56. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    Hahaha Nidonemo I do :P
  57. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    oh sh*t O_o
  58. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    not cool
  59. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:13 am
    hip replaced!...coke bottle up arse!...hats off!!!
  60. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 5:57 am
    why is it always Coke, why Pepsi or Dr. Pepper? Mmmm...Dr. Pepper...
  61. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:00 am
    why is it always Coke, why Pepsi or Dr. Pepper? Mmmm...Dr. Pepper...

    Doooctor Peppper, what`s the woooorst that could happen?

    This.

  62. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:08 am
    reminds me of that one movie an american crime when the b**ch made the girl shove the coke bottle up her v
  63. Profile photo of BizahrClover
    BizahrClover Female 70 & Over
    255 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Fake
  64. Profile photo of kirkyboy2005
    kirkyboy2005 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    haha good spot on the hip replacement
  65. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    I guess he was testing the pepsi challenge....
  66. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    been there done that

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