This Guy Has A Massive Coke Problem [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Literally.
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Male 206
been there done that
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Male 2,050
I guess he was testing the pepsi challenge....
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Male 84
haha good spot on the hip replacement
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Female 254
Fake
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Female 635
reminds me of that one movie an american crime when the b**ch made the girl shove the coke bottle up her v
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Male 4,290
[quote]why is it always Coke, why Pepsi or Dr. Pepper? Mmmm...Dr. Pepper...[/quote]

Doooctor Peppper, what`s the woooorst that could happen?

This.

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Male 440
why is it always Coke, why Pepsi or Dr. Pepper? Mmmm...Dr. Pepper...
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Male 877
hip replaced!...coke bottle up arse!...hats off!!!
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Male 1,834
not cool
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Male 425
oh sh*t O_o
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Male 722
Hahaha Nidonemo I do :P
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Female 517
I guess that the joke - he`s got a coke right up in his a$$ - `ve been so many times, right?
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Male 25,416
Wow but fake!
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Male 12,365
[quote]How..... exactly... did that happen? Rape? I can`t imagine a person doing that to him/herself...[/quote]

You`d be surprised at what some people do for fun. The weirdest one I`ve heard of personally involved a woman with a small orange stuck in her vagina. She`d been wanking with it, apparently. Who knows why?

I once questioned the feasibility of a story involving a woman wanking with a 2 litre plastic bottle, the kind used for fizzy drinks. Several women in the forum assured me that it was entirely feasible. One even described it as ideal on the basis that the rigidity of the bottle could easily be varied by leaving the cap on or taking it off.

People stuff all sorts of things up themselves for fun. Some have to go to hospital to get the stuff removed, but no doubt there are many more who manage to get the ketchup bottle out of their own backside, or whatever it was they put up there.

As the old saying goes: There`s nowt as queer as folk.

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Male 451
clearly photoshop. but in the over 18 years experience I have doing x-ray I have seen real life things pretty darn close to this.
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Male 3,431
And a Fake Hip to boot..
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Male 1,043
Ok.. Whatever you do... Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT eat Mentos.
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Female 112
Alwaaaaays coca-cooola~
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Male 440
Maybe there was something wrong with his mouth and he REALLY needed something to drink. Or he could be one of weirdos that likes shoving things up his butt.
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Male 44
Really?
This is from "I accidentally a whole coke bottle."
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Female 295
oh poo O-o
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Male 1,013
Judging by the hip replacement, a die hard alcoholic!
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Male 500
This definately a fake. Radiographs are "shadow pictures" you would not see a bottle going "throuhg" the pelvis, but superimposed on it. Also, the bottle passes right through the middle of the pubic symphesis and iscihia there is no opening there. The obtuse angle of the pubic arch shows that this is definately a woman. The extreme arthritis to the left hip socket (on the right) shows that this is an elderly patient, and as Flibmeister pointed out, there is a hip replacement on the right hip. The poor radiographical positioning and misalignment of the hips shows that this was probably taken on a trolly in a trauma ward. There are plenty of real insertion x-rays around (one of my old lecturers had a collection of them) this aint one of them. Why bother?
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Female 833
whoever it is they`re kinda old, that`s a hip replacement on their right!!


and may i just say, i believe this may have been modified using Adobe Photoshop.

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Female 3,828
lol this is defenently a chick.
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Male 4
Thats why I drink Pepsi.. Never have to worry about accidentely sitting on the bottle...!!!!
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Female 444
How..... exactly... did that happen? Rape? I can`t imagine a person doing that to him/herself...
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Male 59
definitely in the butt.
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Male 241
good job theres a lid on that bottle... or get your insides sucked out, ouch!
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Male 47
Old lady need to refresh.. something
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Female 99
Guy? How could that happen to a GUY? This is a WOMAN...
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Female 1,048
I know the slogan is "Coke adds life" - but you`re supposed to drink the damn stuff!
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Female 2,352
That`s not where that goes. . XD
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Male 5,608
Are you sure that a guy?

Look like an older lady (separated pelvic/child birth?) with a replaced hip.

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Female 8
you can usually see someones junk in an x-ray. i think maybe this is a lady.
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Female 8
..That guy has to be pretty old, I think he has a false hip. That makes this so much more disturbing if it`s accurate.
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Male 2,748
oooohhhh, i dont wanna know the story behind that... who am i kidding, yes i do.
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Male 15,832
If he`s old enough for a hip replacement, he`s probably had his sphincter so stretched and abused for so long that this is what it takes to get him off now.
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Male 145
ahh poor fancy "fell" again, i hope that works out in the end for u sir
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Male 9,306
"Nidonemo, I hope your talking ONLY to girls."

Not a chance, buster. You should know me by now. XD

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Male 2,549
`Nidonemo, I hope your talking ONLY to girls.`(henryhendrix)

No, he was talking to kids. I presume that this means baby goats or other applicable ungulates.

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Male 372
ooh....so THATS where coke comes from.
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Male 7,585
i doubt its shopped,
and @EvilDick, the label would show up if the bottle is a clear easily penetratable material and the label is not.
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Female 857
I accidentally a coke bottle.
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Male 3,915
so....funny story...

...and that`s why we keep the Soda in the garage now...

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Male 2,690
For some reason I kinda guessed what this was before clicking it
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Male 820
I accidentally the whole bottle?
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Male 17
So, seriously, Don`t you think it`s a little suspicious the label showed up in a scan/x-ray?

Methinks it`s shopped.

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Female 157
Coke bottle up the ass, and an artificial hip, this person is in good shape.
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Female 1,283
I cried a little.
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Male 8,302
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Male 722
Nidonemo, I hope your talking ONLY to girls. And Forplay2k, just because this person has a new joint doesn`t mean he/she is old. It could have been a bad accident or a birth defect. Also, it looks quite shopped. look near the neck of the bottle. Lopsided.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Kids, if it ain`t a dick or a dildo, don`t shove it up the back door.[/quote]

Pithy, but not good advice.

My suggestion is this:

If there isn`t some part of it way too big to fit, don`t do it.

You can easily lose a dildo up your bum unless there`s a section at the bottom that isn`t going to fit in. Going to hospital and telling a doctor you`ve got a dildo stuck up your bum is very likely to be embarrassing. Although they`ve probably seen it before - the few people I`ve known who work in A&E (ER in the USA?) say they`ve seen a few cases of people with things stuck in them. Things that they somehow slipped and accidentally fell on to, of course. While naked.

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Female 53
ummm wow
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Female 675
I`m pretty sure it`s Dr. Pepper
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Male 9,306
Kids, if it ain`t a dick or a dildo, don`t shove it up the back door.
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Male 10,845
@taylor_stone
I know what you mean, but I wouldn`t be too concerned. It`s a plastic bottle.
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Male 698
That`s an old woman with a hip replaced.....
Just have her jump up and down the fisss will shoot it out. :)
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Male 15,510
Delicious and refreshing?
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Male 7,585
i wonder if it was voluntary, and thats a woman.
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Male 675
A. I`m not sure that`s a guy
B. Nice joint replacement.
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Male 93
OUCH.
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Male 2,688
Lets pray he at least took the cap off....
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Male 10,845
Hence the medical phrase "I sat on it."
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Male 5,314
c`mon now. that could be a pepsi bottle for all we know.
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Male 19,868
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