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Doooctor Peppper, what`s the woooorst that could happen?
You`d be surprised at what some people do for fun. The weirdest one I`ve heard of personally involved a woman with a small orange stuck in her vagina. She`d been wanking with it, apparently. Who knows why?
I once questioned the feasibility of a story involving a woman wanking with a 2 litre plastic bottle, the kind used for fizzy drinks. Several women in the forum assured me that it was entirely feasible. One even described it as ideal on the basis that the rigidity of the bottle could easily be varied by leaving the cap on or taking it off.
People stuff all sorts of things up themselves for fun. Some have to go to hospital to get the stuff removed, but no doubt there are many more who manage to get the ketchup bottle out of their own backside, or whatever it was they put up there.
As the old saying goes: There`s nowt as queer as folk.
and may i just say, i believe this may have been modified using Adobe Photoshop.
Look like an older lady (separated pelvic/child birth?) with a replaced hip.
Not a chance, buster. You should know me by now. XD
No, he was talking to kids. I presume that this means baby goats or other applicable ungulates.
...and that`s why we keep the Soda in the garage now...
Methinks it`s shopped.
Pithy, but not good advice.
My suggestion is this:
If there isn`t some part of it way too big to fit, don`t do it.
You can easily lose a dildo up your bum unless there`s a section at the bottom that isn`t going to fit in. Going to hospital and telling a doctor you`ve got a dildo stuck up your bum is very likely to be embarrassing. Although they`ve probably seen it before - the few people I`ve known who work in A&E (ER in the USA?) say they`ve seen a few cases of people with things stuck in them. Things that they somehow slipped and accidentally fell on to, of course. While naked.