Things Liked About Coffee: A Bulletpoint List [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Surprisingly, a lot like women...
There are 38 comments:
Male 894
haha, yea right on, ur probably right. i smoke a lot of pot and Nathan Explosion is kinda hard to understand sometimes
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Female 185
I like my coffee like I like my women...ground up and in the freezer.
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Male 2,436
I like my coffee like I like my men!

...I don`t like coffee.
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Female 854
I am drinking Coffee right now. I really am. :p
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Female 3,727
dljudo92 Male, 18-29, Midwest US 438 Posts Saturday, March 20, 2010 11:52:31 AM
I like my coffee like i like my women... Black and ground up
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Male 2,688
"do you folks like coffee!? real coffee, from the hills of colombia? prepare for ultra bean flavor"

+10 points for the Duncan Hills reference here, but Sharpest is right... It`s "ultimate flavor"
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Male 2,688
"Someone should tell whoever wrote this sign that they`re not actually drinking coffee, but Colombian Coffee Crystals. "

Oh its DEFINITELY Columbian... And its DEFINITELY in CRYSTAL form... but it sure as hell ain`t coffee.
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Male 1,584
"Someone should tell whoever wrote this sign that they`re not actually drinking coffee, but Colombian Coffee Crystals. "
WHats the difference?

Also i loved this. even though i hate coffee
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Male 619
I keep coffee ground-up and in my freezer.
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Male 12,365
The best coffee I ever had was Jamaican Blue Mountain. A hessian bag of beans, with a Kingston export stamp on it. Fabulous stuff.

I was given it as thanks for doing some work on someone`s PC. I looked for it in a speciality tea and coffee shop near me. £34/lb. Seriously. Way out of my price range.

That was some years ago. I`ve just found it online. £100 a kilo. That`s £45.36/lb. That`s only US$68.70 at the moment - the pound is quite weak against the dollar.

Silly price.

The oddest thing is that I find I`ve developed a taste for the cheap instant coffee from the machine at work. I`ve no idea why - it`s cheap for a reason.
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Male 2,841
Coffee: Just like meth, only legal.
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Male 1,765
sourkrater, I think it`s "ultimate flavor", not "ultra bean"
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Female 837
Someone should tell whoever wrote this sign that they`re not actually drinking coffee, but Colombian Coffee Crystals.
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Male 894
do you folks like coffee!? real coffee, from the hills of colombia? prepare for ultra bean flavor

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Male 192
haha i was like lame till i read the bottom...cute
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Female 343
I agree. The smell of coffee gives me the warm fuzzies hehe.
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Female 709
I hate people that write in all caps. When they write my name, I feel less important.
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Male 25,416
Lame!
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Male 411
Coffee does not smell good. NOT ONE TWO BIT!
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Male 285
LOL @ dljudo92. Like u read my mind.
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Male 670
[quote]I ♥ coffee[/quote]
This was (unintentionally?) funny.
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Male 485
I like my coffee like i like my women... Black and ground up
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Male 2,344
Love it!
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Male 3,431
Sure but I can have a cheap coffee for a dollar, how much do you suppose she charges?
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Male 478
really effing cute
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Male 2,690
He left out the part that coffee tastes like crap.
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Male 2,703
glad he didn`t put what I was thinking:

"coffee makes me regular (as in BM`s)"
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Male 10,440
That would make a good valentine... I`ma stealin` this idea.
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Male 1,929
very very cute.
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Male 103
Coffee = love
I GET IT NOW.
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Male 7,617
cute, but i hate coffee.
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Male 263
Ingenious!
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Female 128
Awww, sweet.
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Male 2,737
I like Nescafe classico and tradition`al instant coffee, with sugar and canned milk.Mmmmmm.
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Female 97
I ♥ coffee
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Male 1,765
Coffee is awesome, and we have great coffee over here all the time! Yay for coffee.
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Male 14
Im so using this on a card one day
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Male 20,302
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