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Date: 03/28/10 01:00 PM

94 Responses to The World`s Most Disturbing Children`s Book

  1. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Link: The World`s Most Disturbing Children`s Book - There is a fine line between funny... and creepy.
  2. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Yay! Lets teach 8 year olds about depression!
  3. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    I`m not so sure it`s a childrens book.
  4. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Now thats really fd up!
  5. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    wow, im officialy creeped out!! i cant remember publishing my autobiography!!!
  6. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Well, i`m going to go drown myself now :(
  7. Profile photo of GroupW
    GroupW Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    The same thing happened to my nephew.
  8. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    i think this kid grew up to be Mr. G
  9. Profile photo of rushian
    rushian Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    This reeks of homophobia and should never see the light of day again.
  10. Profile photo of siretokkor
    siretokkor Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    why does he need his dads touch?!
    Wasn`t his uncles good enough?!
  11. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    im with daniellee x on this one, its pretty heavy to be a kids book
  12. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    They`re going to need a sequel to help people deal with depression and thoughts of suicide after reading this book.
  13. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    funny how he ends up "not gay" but no straight...
  14. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Woooooooow......... What.the.f^%$ is up with kidz books today...
  15. Profile photo of TaiAZNKID
    TaiAZNKID Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    LOL @yudontn0me lol yES MR.G is definatly why this book is here lOL
  16. Profile photo of djlazar
    djlazar Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    ha ha ha he jerked off his uncle
  17. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    oh. my. god.

    am i the only one wondering how this ever got published??
  18. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    he`s not gay, he`s not straight, he`s not anything.
  19. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    So, why did he think he was gay? This book doesn`t even make sense.
    Also LOL RAPE
  20. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    shag me sideways that was wierd.
  21. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Phew, good thing they were able to cure The Gay early with him. But he could relapse if he doesn`t get his daily dose of ignorance.
  22. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    what is going on with the f*cked up world.
  23. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Okay, someone who takes the time to illustrate page 7 should have enough time to consider, "Do we really need this in a CHILDREN`S book?"

    If they just would have stopped to think for a second, this kind of thing could be avoided.
  24. Profile photo of Raadnar
    Raadnar Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    For every 3 kids who read this at least 2 will be emos
  25. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    :| Submitted this a year ago and was never accepted. >.<
  26. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Wow some things just shouldn`t be published. .
  27. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    That was sad.
  28. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Wut.
  29. Profile photo of burlycow
    burlycow Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Raadnar "For every 3 kids who read this at least 2 will be emos" lol, and 1 out of 3 kids will become emo after reading this.
  30. Profile photo of Loew
    Loew Female 40-49
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    GroupW: "The same thing happened to my nephew."

    I lol`ed you sick freak.
  31. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Haha, this book was in an article on Cracked a while back.
  32. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    wtf
  33. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    The author was constipated...thats all.
  34. Profile photo of 100stories
    100stories Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    I agree with rushian... Also, how come Uncle Pete just got help and not a prison sentence?
  35. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Why do I feel like some homophobic Christian group published this..
  36. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    ...why?
  37. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    ...A bit deep for a children`s book o.O
    Too bad it`s a reality :(
  38. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    "Why do I feel like some homophobic Christian group published this.."
    I`m thinking the same thing. It`s good to make sure that children understand the difference between "good touch, bad touch" but the whole thing about the counselor telling him he`s not gay but thinks he is because of abusive dad`s and uncles seems out of line and preachy.
    This book is also poorly written even for a kids book.
  39. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    i`ma need to put my bowl down and say dammn iab whats with the fuct up links today
  40. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    So - does that mean that all gay men are just looking for their father`s love? OK - what are lesbians looking for??
  41. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Uncle Peter got help... He got help all right, 2 months later, he was officially a priest where it`s okay to molest little boys.
  42. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    "So - does that mean that all gay men are just looking for their father`s love? OK - what are lesbians looking for??"

    All generalizations are wrong, including this one.
  43. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    i have no words for how cool this is
  44. Profile photo of hammock
    hammock Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    AHAHAHAHA molestation is funnay
  45. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Homophobic?....no!

    ...but still worthy of a WTF moment! :-)
  46. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    ...and everyone lived happily ever after with the aid of many psychiatric medications...*twitch*
  47. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    wtf?
  48. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    this book is for children who were molested or raped.
  49. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    "And now I know I`m not gay."
    best line in a children`s book, ever.
  50. Profile photo of xDousenx
    xDousenx Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    What.. the.. HELL?
  51. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Ok I was molested as a kid but even I find that book kinda.. out there for the subject. I mean yeah it`s relatable but I mean really? I would not feel comfortable being handed this book or reading it to a kid.
  52. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    And he lived straightly ever after.
  53. Profile photo of canda1985
    canda1985 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    has anyone read-- Voices in the Park --now that is very Disturbing the book is amed at 9-12 year old`s
  54. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Not really a funny or entertaining link, or IMO an subject that should be used for entertainment :( lucky that the meathead commentards on IAB are strictly a minority.
  55. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Well that explains soooo much. So the next time I meet someone who`s gay, I`ll make sure to tell them that I`m sorry their dad hates them, and that it`s too bad they had sex with their uncle. Whew...
  56. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    I don`t think this book is designed to teach young people that "gayness is a learned thing". Instead I am pretty sure that this is a circumstantial book written to help young people who may have had similar problems. I know this because I had similar problems growing up as many, many people have. I remember reading similar books and they really helped provide a perspective.

    It is unbelievable how ignorant many of you are being regarding this book and the blogger is an idiot as well.

    If you find the book "strange" then perhaps you have not had anything similar happen in your life and good for you. But if this helps people which I would bet it has, then why knock it?

    It was because of a book like this that I finally told my counselor what happened to me. A few years later I was no longer a troubled young boy.
  57. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    "All generalizations are wrong, including this one."
    ^ Don`t forget, that is also a generalisation, therefore it is also wrong. ;P
  58. Profile photo of iamJasmin
    iamJasmin Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    W0W.
  59. Profile photo of POPEDJoKeR
    POPEDJoKeR Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    WTF!!!!!!
  60. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    I dont think this book is for like mainstream kids, people. its obviously for kids who have been mollested.
    when i was little i has a book that explained divorce. " mom and dad both still love you," etc. obviously it wasnt something my teacher read to the freaking class.
  61. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    March 28, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    I bet the last page was about the counselor giving it to him in the pooper.
  62. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Homosexuals have a much higher rate of being the victim of incest as a child. They also have a higher rate of committing incest.

    The Statistics

    That doesn`t mean all homosexuals have been molested or are potential molesters, But there is statistical evidence that there is a `causal` relationship.
  63. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    so...is this anti-gay, anti-pedo, or just plain anti-family?
  64. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    I like this one better... Its just a plant-iab
  65. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    Splurbyburbl ftw: no sh*t everybody.
  66. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    holy crap.
  67. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    definitely not a casual read...
  68. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    What the hell is this, a children`s guide to dysfunctional family abuse and neglect?!
  69. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    Dayum Uncle Pete just gets everywhere
  70. Profile photo of MCFC89
    MCFC89 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    that was absolutely screwed up
  71. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    My keen psychic powers detect some f`d up Christian attempt to convince kids that there`s no such thing as `gay`...
  72. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 12:01 am
    I still just think it doesn`t have the impact of The hungry caterpillar
  73. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2010 at 1:14 am
    Lionhart2 - Holy puff uncles, I think you may be right
  74. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 2:46 am
    Yep, I`m with Lionhart2 on this one. Especially the way the disgusting paedophile gets away with a stern talking to from a councellor and is left free to threaten other kids. That has church written all over it.
  75. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 2:48 am
    There`s no such thing as "gay", you just never had a father!
  76. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 6:06 am
    so....absent father=butt sex?
  77. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2010 at 6:50 am
    As a straight guy, I must apologize to the gay men and women out their, for our behaviour.
  78. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 7:29 am
    That is horrific! And is it implying that all gay people just weren`t loved by their dad?
  79. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:03 am
    OMFG. Where to start on how very wrong that book is?
  80. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:57 am
    "I don`t think this book is designed to teach..."

    Yes, clearly, this book is designed to teach children:
    1. You may feel gay, but that`s just because you seek the attention of your father.
    2. If your father apologizes for jerking you off as an adolescent, you will both gain the power to not be a gay adult.

    What it avoids:
    1. Your dad is just effing gay and hurting people by not admitting it so he can go find someone to be gay with.
    2. Your mom is an effing sheep for not calling him out about being gay AND forcing himself on you.
  81. Profile photo of AirborneJT
    AirborneJT Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 10:16 am
    ummm.... woah. Who the hell is behind this madness?
  82. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 11:45 am
    Weird...weird,weird,weird.
  83. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    so if daddy spent more time TALKING to him and TOUCHING him then he wouldn;t have been gay...

    am I missing something here?
  84. Profile photo of Baxterg14
    Baxterg14 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    that looks like conan o brien! awww, creepy uncle conan, youve done it again!
  85. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    somethin tells me this book is supposed to help kids that $h!+ like this has happened to. i guess it would really screw a kid up. my father was never around but it didnt make me gay by any stretch of the imagination, and if you`re naive enough to let your uncle touch you ur f**ked to start with
  86. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    "As a straight guy, I must apologize to the gay men and women out their, for our behaviour."

    Your apology is appreciated and acknowledged by me. However, I can only accept the apology for myself, I cannot speak for others.
  87. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    @CODEJOCKEY:

    You obviously did not read the book, or the blog or even all the comments made. Plus you quoted me way, wayyy out of context by taking the part of what I said that suited your need to piece together your half-assed attempt at something witty.

    You fail, idiot. Now would you like to actually read the drating book and try again?
  88. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 12:13 am
    i have a feeling that this probably didnt sell a lot... very narrow audience
  89. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Then Uncle Pete got a knock on the door and it was the police. Uncle Pete tried to run but they caught him jumping out a window and hit him with a baton then tasered him. That was cool. Now he`s in jail getting shanked with a bed spring while I`m at home living the good life. Yeeha....
  90. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    This read more like a short story.
    It may not have actually been intended for young children but for teenagers who are confused about there lives.
    Probably came from a psychologists office.
  91. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    thats not creepy, other than that it seems bent towards kids a little too young. i think that book is right.
  92. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Cool book.

    I`m getting this for my kids as we speak.
  93. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    you cant change being gay what the hell?
    you are born gay or straight, its not a choice

  94. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    for mole day, my teacher had someone read this kid`s book "the story of the little mole who went in search of whodunit" which consisted of a mole getting shat on, then proceeded to ask all of the animals around him if they did it, and they proved it was not them by pooping for him. he finds out it was a dog after asking two flies to inspect the poo that has been sitting on his head the entire head, then proceeds to poo on the dogs head.

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