The Universe Is A Loser [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

C"mon Universe, you"re not even trying anymore...
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Male 220
Uh, that`s only 32......
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Female 321
there`s a doctor who ad to the right, hmmm, coincidence? (The Doctor is scary looking btw O_o )
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Male 5
a woop-woop-woop-woop-woop ... etc.
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Male 24
yeah we`ve pretty much got this competition sowen up :P
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Male 41
HA good one
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Male 4,793
it`s understandable really. we have one of these things every year, assuming the universe does too, how long does it take the whole universe to achieve one full rotation? AKA one year? don`t be too hard on the universe, it can`t rotate as fast as us you know.
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Female 355
Awwwww. It looks like I`m too late with the Futurama reference. Whoops.
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Female 355
"Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with and Lord only knows how good looking their women are...or if they even have women."

Omicron Persei 8?!?

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Male 190
haha just like the World Series

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Female 509
lol
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Male 2,148
It`s the same as in hockey, football, and basketball. Our teams are just the highest quality in the world, which is due in part to the fact that we get good players from different countries.

Notice that we know our soccer teams aren`t the best in the world so the MLS champs aren`t the "World Champs".

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Male 2,148
Vimto: Go ahead, name a single baseball league anywhere in the world that could be competitive on a field with the MLB.

There isn`t one, which is why the world`s best players come from many different countries to play for the American/Canadian teams, and why the winner of the league is the world champion for that year.

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Male 2,859
I have one similar to this about the `World Series`

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Male 497
this is stupid
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Male 619
I remember seeing a tv show (like a twilight zone, except happier endings) in the early 90s that adressed this. An alien (played by Weird Al) shows up to a Miss Universe pageant, and says that we haven`t been including everyone, and proceeds to bring out a bevvy of aliens, each stranger than the last.
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Male 1,067
""Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with"
Really!? thank you cajun for providing me with information i was completly unaware of"

LMAO!!!

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Male 303
@Tonyjet
no, there`s a "..." before 78`
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Male 3,296
earth loses at math
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Male 8,302
> Cajun247
> Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with

SoH Sov, pagh terran tera`!

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Male 2,748
wow... we rock!! but seriously, i think that there are WAY cooler things out there than earth. Black Hole anyone? lets see the earth bend space, time and light :P
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Male 721
"Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with"

Really!? thank you cajun for providing me with information i was completly unaware of

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Female 239
haha love it.
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Male 722
There are 31 wins for earth. Not 57. Lies.
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Male 8,302
You know why!? Because the judging panel is rigged! All the Judges are from Earth!
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Male 122
our women are the hottest take that universe
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Male 10,845
I LOL`d.
Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with and Lord only knows how good looking their women are...or if they even have women.
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Male 107
This is not proven.
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Female 1,401
nicee
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Male 108
ghhHhhhhHhahhahahahahahahahahahahha
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Male 64
YAY EARTH!
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Male 3,915
Great post...XD
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Female 356
FTW!
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Male 848
Ms. Dimensions owns all.
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Male 25,416
Earth for the win!
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Male 2,549
msieg007 you also make a good point, women can be extraordinarily beautiful...sadly, not everyone measures beauty by how badly they want to stick their penis into something.

I`m voting for the hourglass nebula.

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Female 80
Wait, where is the the number 57 coming from o.O
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Male 60
ms. multiverse
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Male 5,190
Guess we are the sexiest out here.
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Female 1,112
Hehe. I chuckled.
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Female 1,604
lol
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Male 2,034
almightybob, you make a good point, but would you want to do a nebula?
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Male 1,222
Hahaha
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Male 15,510
@almightybob1
Dont you forget the Hourglass nebula AKA "The Eye of God"
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Male 7,585
ha
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Male 199
oh... ohh.... i think somones tryna make a joke?! yes?.. Yes they are!
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Male 4,290
OK yes, the earth is beautiful. But representing the rest of the universe I submit:

M104 aka The Sombrero Galaxy

The Cone Nebula

The Omega or Swan Nebula

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Female 1,682
@a1butcher I just lol`ed at that super hard >_<
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Female 1,682
Haha xD I don`t know why thats funny but it is...
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Female 570
this was lame
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Male 425
lol
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Male 10,440
Yay! Religion is the new Nazis.
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Male 2,690
lol@!a1butcher :)
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Male 153
This is so stupid, but I lol`d so hard. This, for me, has exhibited the highest lolz/stupidity ratio ever.
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Male 1,013
@lukas1051 - LOL stop the hatin!

@pui - of course! ;-)

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Male 749
Yeah. Earth is awesome!
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Female 3,574
LtFurpie, are you trying to turn this into ANOTHER religion debate?

I am forming a theory about a new Godwin`s law, except with religion instead of Nazis.

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Female 75
Hell yeah! Earth rules!
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Male 4,807
The winner of the Mr.Universe in 2001 from omicron persei 8.

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Male 15,510
Miss Vega 4 will win it in 3001!


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Female 3,574
hahaha!
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Male 2,440
[quote]Don`t be so ignorant, the "Miss Universe" title is merely a figure of speech.[/quote]

Thanks, Buzz Killington.

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Male 3,425
This racism against aliens has to stop!
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Male 1,013
According to the bible, There is no universe and the Sun rotates around the Earth. Don`t be so ignorant, the "Miss Universe" title is merely a figure of speech.
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Male 440
they should really change the name to miss earth.
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Female 837
Pluto would have won back in 2006, but Earth, sensing the threat, pulled some strings to get it removed completely from the ballot.
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Male 19,859
Link: The Universe Is A Loser [Pic] [Rate Link] - C`mon Universe, you`re not even trying anymore...
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