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Date: 03/04/10 07:31 AM

66 Responses to The Universe Is A Loser [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Link: The Universe Is A Loser - C`mon Universe, you`re not even trying anymore...
  2. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Pluto would have won back in 2006, but Earth, sensing the threat, pulled some strings to get it removed completely from the ballot.
  3. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:59 am
    they should really change the name to miss earth.
  4. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:10 am
    According to the bible, There is no universe and the Sun rotates around the Earth. Don`t be so ignorant, the "Miss Universe" title is merely a figure of speech.
  5. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:12 am
    This racism against aliens has to stop!
  6. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Don`t be so ignorant, the "Miss Universe" title is merely a figure of speech.

    Thanks, Buzz Killington.

  7. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:17 am
    hahaha!
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:21 am
    Miss Vega 4 will win it in 3001!


  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:22 am
    The winner of the Mr.Universe in 2001 from omicron persei 8.

  10. Profile photo of Brittany0100
    Brittany0100 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Hell yeah! Earth rules!
  11. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:26 am
    LtFurpie, are you trying to turn this into ANOTHER religion debate?

    I am forming a theory about a new Godwin`s law, except with religion instead of Nazis.

  12. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Yeah. Earth is awesome!
  13. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:32 am
    @lukas1051 - LOL stop the hatin!

    @pui - of course! ;-)

  14. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:50 am
    This is so stupid, but I lol`d so hard. This, for me, has exhibited the highest lolz/stupidity ratio ever.
  15. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:03 am
    lol@!a1butcher :)
  16. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Yay! Religion is the new Nazis.
  17. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:28 am
    lol
  18. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:43 am
    this was lame
  19. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:43 am
    Haha xD I don`t know why thats funny but it is...
  20. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:44 am
    @a1butcher I just lol`ed at that super hard >_<
  21. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:52 am
    OK yes, the earth is beautiful. But representing the rest of the universe I submit:

    M104 aka The Sombrero Galaxy

    The Cone Nebula

    The Omega or Swan Nebula

  22. Profile photo of PENtrap
    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:58 am
    oh... ohh.... i think somones tryna make a joke?! yes?.. Yes they are!
  23. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 10:02 am
    ha
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 10:06 am
    @almightybob1
    Dont you forget the Hourglass nebula AKA "The Eye of God"
  25. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Hahaha
  26. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 10:41 am
    almightybob, you make a good point, but would you want to do a nebula?
  27. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 10:50 am
    lol
  28. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Hehe. I chuckled.
  29. Profile photo of gramatic
    gramatic Male 18-29
    60 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    ms. multiverse
  30. Profile photo of danddpony
    danddpony Female 13-17
    80 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Wait, where is the the number 57 coming from o.O
  31. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    msieg007 you also make a good point, women can be extraordinarily beautiful...sadly, not everyone measures beauty by how badly they want to stick their penis into something.

    I`m voting for the hourglass nebula.

  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Earth for the win!
  33. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Ms. Dimensions owns all.
  34. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    FTW!
  35. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Great post...XD
  36. Profile photo of FruitTwist
    FruitTwist Male 18-29
    64 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    YAY EARTH!
  37. Profile photo of Phillei
    Phillei Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    ghhHhhhhHhahhahahahahahahahahahahha
  38. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    nicee
  39. Profile photo of indofosho
    indofosho Male 13-17
    107 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    This is not proven.
  40. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    I LOL`d.
    Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with and Lord only knows how good looking their women are...or if they even have women.
  41. Profile photo of MCFC89
    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    our women are the hottest take that universe
  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    You know why!? Because the judging panel is rigged! All the Judges are from Earth!
  43. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    There are 31 wins for earth. Not 57. Lies.
  44. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    haha love it.
  45. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    "Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with"

    Really!? thank you cajun for providing me with information i was completly unaware of

  46. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    wow... we rock!! but seriously, i think that there are WAY cooler things out there than earth. Black Hole anyone? lets see the earth bend space, time and light :P
  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    > Cajun247
    > Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with

    SoH Sov, pagh terran tera`!

  48. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    earth loses at math
  49. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    @Tonyjet
    no, there`s a "..." before 78`
  50. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 3:45 am
    ""Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with"
    Really!? thank you cajun for providing me with information i was completly unaware of"

    LMAO!!!

  51. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 4:26 am
    I remember seeing a tv show (like a twilight zone, except happier endings) in the early 90s that adressed this. An alien (played by Weird Al) shows up to a Miss Universe pageant, and says that we haven`t been including everyone, and proceeds to bring out a bevvy of aliens, each stranger than the last.
  52. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 6:42 am
    this is stupid
  53. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 8:02 am
    I have one similar to this about the `World Series`

  54. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Vimto: Go ahead, name a single baseball league anywhere in the world that could be competitive on a field with the MLB.

    There isn`t one, which is why the world`s best players come from many different countries to play for the American/Canadian teams, and why the winner of the league is the world champion for that year.

  55. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    It`s the same as in hockey, football, and basketball. Our teams are just the highest quality in the world, which is due in part to the fact that we get good players from different countries.

    Notice that we know our soccer teams aren`t the best in the world so the MLS champs aren`t the "World Champs".

  56. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    lol
  57. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    haha just like the World Series

  58. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:07 am
    "Although to be fair we haven`t really found another planet to compete with and Lord only knows how good looking their women are...or if they even have women."

    Omicron Persei 8?!?

  59. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:10 am
    Awwwww. It looks like I`m too late with the Futurama reference. Whoops.
  60. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    it`s understandable really. we have one of these things every year, assuming the universe does too, how long does it take the whole universe to achieve one full rotation? AKA one year? don`t be too hard on the universe, it can`t rotate as fast as us you know.
  61. Profile photo of Craigium
    Craigium Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    HA good one
  62. Profile photo of conshaldow
    conshaldow Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:42 am
    yeah we`ve pretty much got this competition sowen up :P
  63. Profile photo of jaminwelch
    jaminwelch Male 18-29
    5 posts
    March 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    a woop-woop-woop-woop-woop ... etc.
  64. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:42 am
    there`s a doctor who ad to the right, hmmm, coincidence? (The Doctor is scary looking btw O_o )
  65. Profile photo of godthaab
    godthaab Male 18-29
    220 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    Uh, that`s only 32......

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