The Truth About Hot Girls

Submitted by: Nidonemo 7 years ago in Funny

Warning: May shock and awe you.
There are 76 comments:
Male 117
Unsurprisingly that turns me on.
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Female 130
"She`s still really hot, even though she has moles. I didn`t think people actually had THAT high of standards. Damn."

Standards are only high because people aren`t used to seeing the normal imperfections that are taken away with high end (insanely) expensive make up and lighting tricks that youtube videos typically lack.

Hollywood babes all get face spackled.
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Female 251
...what`s Poop?
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Female 61
That girl is obviously dumb. Not all girls poop, only the bad ones.
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Female 127
what did i just watch?
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Male 579
Women poop? noooooo!
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Male 1,834
ble
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Female 82
lol, she thinks shes hot
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Female 376
idk what the problem is. I think she`s hot ^_^
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Male 304
BIG. GREASY. POOPS.
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Female 2,352
Wow. .I want to take a steaming dump on spot face for wasting my time.
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Male 894
"that", spot, was a fart machine.
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Male 4
Spot face girl thinks shes hot tut tut
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Male 5,194
"...we take..." "...should see us..."

So spot-face regards herself as a hot girl.

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Male 367
Pearls are layers of spit surrounding a piece of debris.
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Male 376
-one of those people you want to kill no matter what it is they`re going on about-
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Male 1,685
that is a well made video...the content is funny, too.
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Male 1,505
It`s all true...until you put a ring on their finger.
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Male 1,240
SUUUUUPER poo!!!

I have to start naming my poops.

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Female 673
She`s still really hot, even though she has moles. I didn`t think people actually had THAT high of standards. Damn.
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Male 1,244
Did she say something? All I noticed was that she wasn`t in the kitchen...
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Female 126
Women take craps, but we don`t sit around talking about it with each other. And I had to watch this twice because the first time I just wanted to play connect the dots.
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Male 192
haha i thought it was funny. "like oh my god its so not right!" lol
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Male 110
Unfunniest thing I`ve ever seen. Also. Why when referring `hot girls`, does she say `we`...?
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Male 2,402
That was funny! We had a female co-worker who every time she went and closed the door to the toilet would turn on the water faucet. The amount of time running told us whether it was a #1 or #2. She was afraid everyone could hear her take a nature call.
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Female 1,652
Seriously, you had to have grown up with really secretive mothers/sisters/aunts/etc or had no women in the house to think that females don`t poop.
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Male 194
Its not that we think women don`t poo, its that, they sit for #1 and #2.
Its that invisible wall that catches us off guard.
My wife can take one nasty poo, i wont know it until that ghastly wrecking smell crosses the house.
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Female 1,604
lol I thought it was rather funny "what was that?"
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Male 1,219
"So what, everybody poops . . . even Jesus . . . think about that . . . "

Just did. Very disturbing.

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Male 649
Well........I don`t know about you guys but I`m turned on now........is that wrong?
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Female 2,289
God! Why does it come to such a surprise to men that girls sh*t!?
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Male 3,369
Yes we know girls poop.

We dont need to hear you describe it!

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Male 15,832
Anyone who tells you they don`t poop is full of $#!+.
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Male 21
So what, everybody poops . . . even Jesus . . . think about that . . .
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Male 27
She wasn`t even that hot O.o
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Female 291
ROFL asspenny.

Im a girl I promise ya :P I dont think Im hot though by any means :D

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Female 160
Ok so maybe the joke`s played out. I lol`d so much when it was the chicks hanging out talking about the poo. That just made me think of *so* many times...haha, yeah women are really like that guys...hot or not!
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Male 486
`Tis not true!
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Male 258
i find it amusing how she thinks she`s a hot girl. "we this and we that" *pat*pat*
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Male 575
bomberouno: God I love those movies.
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Male 185
Im pretty sure Harold and Kumar already did this one, and better.
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Male 25,416
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Male 1,647

I want to flick the moles.
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Male 2,049
boooooo
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Male 225
What about 2 girls 1 cup?
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Male 730
That was lame :P
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Male 84
i couldn`t care less, its a sad state of afairs if your girlfriend has to hide the fact that she poos, what do you do when you live together?
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Male 2,056
some chick talking about sh*t

this is entertaining because...?

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Female 864
Hahahahaha I like the end .
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Female 408
uh why should guys care if we girls, poop or fart, in the first place? Not a big deal.
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Female 721
I actually thought that was amusing. My best friend`s ex would fight you if you told him girls actually did fart, and he was being serious. Hot or not it seems a popular mindset that women don`t perform nasty things like bowel movements or burping.
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Female 1,112
Davy steals popular Brit Comedian lines...Thankfully Just For Laughs,the great Canadian comedy festival is televised so I can catch it. FOR SHAME DAVY! I also take greasy poos by the way... just did. The kind that comes out in little ropes like a playdoh hair maker....
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Male 472
lame
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Female 265
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Male 1,347
[quote]I poop. I also pee, puke, fart and belch just like any other guy. Deal with it.[/quote]

So, you`re a guy then?

Haha, just joshing you... unless you are. Gotta watch those `other`s though

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Male 792
Wait...she doesn`t think she`s hot does she?
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Male 3,431
Ohh and DAVY Freaking WINS!
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Male 3,431
Nothing Hot about discussing waste removal. She`s not qualified to speak on the subject of Hot Women.
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Female 291
I poop. I also pee, puke, fart and belch just like any other guy. Deal with it.
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Male 3,255
Not sure what the video is about because that stupid smug piece of poo bitch made me want to punch my monitor after about 3 seconds of talking.
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Female 1,515
Amen Benjy. Her mouth noises were making my ears bleed >.<
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Male 553
D: nooo i don`t believe it girls don`t poop!!!! *enters fetal*
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Male 1,627
in japan it`s a plus.
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Male 588
Moles... They distracted me too much. Something about poop and parties?
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Male 75
The fact that girls poop doesn`t make me uncomfortable. What makes me uncomfortable is this girl`s sticky mouth noise that she makes when she speaks.
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Male 593
Its not moles or freckles , its da HERPES
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Male 3,331
Five words: Two Girls and a Cup

Enough said.

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Male 203
dumb
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Female 3,726
Soooo, she`s claiming she`s hot? Can someone tell me the average age on this site? I couldn`t get past 20 seconds.
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Female 1,380
it was kinda hard to pay attention with her things on her lips....idk if they were moles or freckles but yeah.....
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Male 12,138
Women don`t poop. Or burp, or fart. That`s why they bitch so much, so they don`t explode.
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Male 90
She has that pent up hot chick rage all over her face. You know that I`m a huge bitch because I always get my way kinda deal. Huge turn off.
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Male 419
lol supers&$t
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Male 5,314
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

additionally

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Male 2,332
She has really clean teeth!
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Male 9,305
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