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Date: 03/13/10 08:00 AM

76 Responses to The Truth About Hot Girls

  1. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 11, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Link: The Truth About Hot Girls - Warning: May shock and awe you.
  2. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:10 am
    She has really clean teeth!
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:24 am
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    additionally

    NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  4. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:26 am
    lol supers&$t
  5. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:26 am
    She has that pent up hot chick rage all over her face. You know that I`m a huge bitch because I always get my way kinda deal. Huge turn off.
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Women don`t poop. Or burp, or fart. That`s why they bitch so much, so they don`t explode.
  7. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:36 am
    it was kinda hard to pay attention with her things on her lips....idk if they were moles or freckles but yeah.....
  8. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Soooo, she`s claiming she`s hot? Can someone tell me the average age on this site? I couldn`t get past 20 seconds.
  9. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:42 am
    dumb
  10. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Five words: Two Girls and a Cup

    Enough said.

  11. Profile photo of bdowner60
    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Its not moles or freckles , its da HERPES
  12. Profile photo of Benjymax
    Benjymax Male 18-29
    75 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:49 am
    The fact that girls poop doesn`t make me uncomfortable. What makes me uncomfortable is this girl`s sticky mouth noise that she makes when she speaks.
  13. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Moles... They distracted me too much. Something about poop and parties?
  14. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:16 am
    in japan it`s a plus.
  15. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:18 am
    D: nooo i don`t believe it girls don`t poop!!!! *enters fetal*
  16. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:38 am
    Amen Benjy. Her mouth noises were making my ears bleed >.<
  17. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Not sure what the video is about because that stupid smug piece of poo bitch made me want to punch my monitor after about 3 seconds of talking.
  18. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:44 am
    I poop. I also pee, puke, fart and belch just like any other guy. Deal with it.
  19. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Nothing Hot about discussing waste removal. She`s not qualified to speak on the subject of Hot Women.
  20. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Ohh and DAVY Freaking WINS!
  21. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Wait...she doesn`t think she`s hot does she?
  22. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:58 am
    I poop. I also pee, puke, fart and belch just like any other guy. Deal with it.

    So, you`re a guy then?

    Haha, just joshing you... unless you are. Gotta watch those `other`s though

  23. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Reminds me of this: http://current.com/items/89365020_sarah-...

  24. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:15 am
    lame
  25. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Davy steals popular Brit Comedian lines...Thankfully Just For Laughs,the great Canadian comedy festival is televised so I can catch it. FOR SHAME DAVY! I also take greasy poos by the way... just did. The kind that comes out in little ropes like a playdoh hair maker....
  26. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:43 am
    I actually thought that was amusing. My best friend`s ex would fight you if you told him girls actually did fart, and he was being serious. Hot or not it seems a popular mindset that women don`t perform nasty things like bowel movements or burping.
  27. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:58 am
    uh why should guys care if we girls, poop or fart, in the first place? Not a big deal.
  28. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Hahahahaha I like the end .
  29. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    some chick talking about sh*t

    this is entertaining because...?

  30. Profile photo of kirkyboy2005
    kirkyboy2005 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    i couldn`t care less, its a sad state of afairs if your girlfriend has to hide the fact that she poos, what do you do when you live together?
  31. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    That was lame :P
  32. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    What about 2 girls 1 cup?
  33. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    boooooo
  34. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    I want to flick the moles.
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    the truth comes out

    http://pooshirt.com/pooshirt/pages/buy/d...

  36. Profile photo of bomberouno
    bomberouno Male 18-29
    185 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Im pretty sure Harold and Kumar already did this one, and better.
  37. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    bomberouno: God I love those movies.
  38. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    i find it amusing how she thinks she`s a hot girl. "we this and we that" *pat*pat*
  39. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    `Tis not true!
  40. Profile photo of beccajdavis
    beccajdavis Female 18-29
    160 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Ok so maybe the joke`s played out. I lol`d so much when it was the chicks hanging out talking about the poo. That just made me think of *so* many times...haha, yeah women are really like that guys...hot or not!
  41. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    ROFL asspenny.

    Im a girl I promise ya :P I dont think Im hot though by any means :D

  42. Profile photo of GarrettWise
    GarrettWise Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    She wasn`t even that hot O.o
  43. Profile photo of tattoosbywil
    tattoosbywil Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    So what, everybody poops . . . even Jesus . . . think about that . . .
  44. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Anyone who tells you they don`t poop is full of $#!+.
  45. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Yes we know girls poop.

    We dont need to hear you describe it!

  46. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    God! Why does it come to such a surprise to men that girls sh*t!?
  47. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    Well........I don`t know about you guys but I`m turned on now........is that wrong?
  48. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    "So what, everybody poops . . . even Jesus . . . think about that . . . "

    Just did. Very disturbing.

  49. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    lol I thought it was rather funny "what was that?"
  50. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Its not that we think women don`t poo, its that, they sit for #1 and #2.
    Its that invisible wall that catches us off guard.
    My wife can take one nasty poo, i wont know it until that ghastly wrecking smell crosses the house.
  51. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Seriously, you had to have grown up with really secretive mothers/sisters/aunts/etc or had no women in the house to think that females don`t poop.
  52. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    That was funny! We had a female co-worker who every time she went and closed the door to the toilet would turn on the water faucet. The amount of time running told us whether it was a #1 or #2. She was afraid everyone could hear her take a nature call.
  53. Profile photo of SgtKunnt
    SgtKunnt Male 30-39
    110 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    Unfunniest thing I`ve ever seen. Also. Why when referring `hot girls`, does she say `we`...?
  54. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    haha i thought it was funny. "like oh my god its so not right!" lol
  55. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Women take craps, but we don`t sit around talking about it with each other. And I had to watch this twice because the first time I just wanted to play connect the dots.
  56. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    Did she say something? All I noticed was that she wasn`t in the kitchen...
  57. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    She`s still really hot, even though she has moles. I didn`t think people actually had THAT high of standards. Damn.
  58. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:20 am
    SUUUUUPER poo!!!

    I have to start naming my poops.

  59. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:47 am
    It`s all true...until you put a ring on their finger.
  60. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:49 am
    that is a well made video...the content is funny, too.
  61. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 3:12 am
    -one of those people you want to kill no matter what it is they`re going on about-
  62. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Pearls are layers of spit surrounding a piece of debris.
  63. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 11:55 am
    "...we take..." "...should see us..."

    So spot-face regards herself as a hot girl.

  64. Profile photo of JunglistRich
    JunglistRich Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Spot face girl thinks shes hot tut tut
  65. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    "that", spot, was a fart machine.
  66. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Wow. .I want to take a steaming dump on spot face for wasting my time.
  67. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:39 am
    BIG. GREASY. POOPS.
  68. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:40 am
    idk what the problem is. I think she`s hot ^_^
  69. Profile photo of MissTokyo
    MissTokyo Female 18-29
    82 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:41 am
    lol, she thinks shes hot
  70. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    ble
  71. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Women poop? noooooo!
  72. Profile photo of atm
    atm Female 13-17
    127 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    what did i just watch?
  73. Profile photo of OctoberRose
    OctoberRose Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    That girl is obviously dumb. Not all girls poop, only the bad ones.
  74. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    ...what`s Poop?
  75. Profile photo of badname_001
    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:46 am
    "She`s still really hot, even though she has moles. I didn`t think people actually had THAT high of standards. Damn."

    Standards are only high because people aren`t used to seeing the normal imperfections that are taken away with high end (insanely) expensive make up and lighting tricks that youtube videos typically lack.

    Hollywood babes all get face spackled.
  76. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Unsurprisingly that turns me on.

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