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About an accurate a description of being kicked in the nuts as I`ve ever read.
Still - pain can be blocked. Even *that* pain, where you body wants to turn inside out and eject your shattered plums through your mouth.
My karate instructor used to tell us that the best thing when recvng such a blow - was to twat the guy that just kicked you - really quick - like within a second - before the waves of nausea overwhelmed you.
Twatting this particular chap though... I think I`d settle for kissing the carpet.
...so this story is about a guy, that spent 5 years of his life hitting his balls?
...5 painfull years...
Well...at least they don`t have to pay for birth control.
ya know when they say "damn...i could feel that from here...."....i`m getting a little of that....o.0
IS THAT UNDERSTOOD!?
I hope you know women have a higher pain threshold than men. If anything, we are being men by going into fetal position. Now take it like a woman is something else...
PhantomX9, whats a fentish? i`ve heard of a fetish . . .
Let someone kick you in the ovaries and see if you can "suck it up" lol.
I think most women overreact when they give birth....I mean, yeah, I`m sure it does hurt like a drating bitch, but it can`t hurt as bad as gals make it look like it does....
Next time on "OW MY BALLS!!!"
Best groin kick reference ever.
but otherwise WHY?
i thought my job was bad