The Science Behind A 1,100lb Kick To The Groin

Submitted by: Dainty 7 years ago in Science

Guys, any of you feel up to getting kicked by a MMA fighter and American Gladiator?
There are 71 comments:
Male 621
I need proof that he doesn`t actually have a vagina under there.
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Female 84
Why would someone volunteer to get kicked that hard?
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Male 304
...Why don`t I watch this show again?
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Male 41
Dude......thats awesome and awesome at the same time.
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Female 877
i felt nothing when i`m watching this
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Male 516
Substance P... HA!
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Male 2,220
"i dont care who you are how many times youve been hit in the balls that guy should have been on the ground throwing his dick and balls up from his mouth"

About an accurate a description of being kicked in the nuts as I`ve ever read.

Still - pain can be blocked. Even *that* pain, where you body wants to turn inside out and eject your shattered plums through your mouth.

My karate instructor used to tell us that the best thing when recvng such a blow - was to twat the guy that just kicked you - really quick - like within a second - before the waves of nausea overwhelmed you.

Twatting this particular chap though... I think I`d settle for kissing the carpet.

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Male 43
wait a minute...

...so this story is about a guy, that spent 5 years of his life hitting his balls?

...5 painfull years...

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Female 168
I am 12 and what is this?!

Well...at least they don`t have to pay for birth control.

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Male 3,915
i had to stop watching at 2:34....

ya know when they say "damn...i could feel that from here...."....i`m getting a little of that....o.0

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Male 2,402
Yes Dylan and that`s why your standing in line to be the recipient of the kick in the next testing phase for proper scientific analysis.
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Male 63
Man, scientific inaccuracies piss me off!
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Male 901
Hehe.. substance pee.
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Male 98
This is why they sell `replacement cups` at Martial Arts Tournaments. I loved sparring...
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Male 37
Lmao
" just straight up nuts"
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Male 1,347
aw, man i laughed at the avocados into guacamole line. and then i cried watching the poor blue balls repeatedly forced into the pelvic cavity in the animation. then i cried even more when it kept saying that this dude has suffered THOUSANDS of kicks to the jewels over 5 years. *shudder*
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Female 465
Thousands of kicks to the groin in 5 years? And now they`re stones? News flash: stones don`t have healthy sperm!
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Male 208
IN response to coolthing: NOT ENOUGH
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Male 17
Women have NO NUTS! thus you cannot know how bad it hurts to get kicked is said nuts. That`s not to say women do not feel pain, its just a different pain(just as bad if not worse) Just like I will never know the pain of childbirth-SO GET OVER THIS STUPID ARGUMENT! cant we all just hurt together
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Male 9,306
If the male vs female crap doesn`t stop this instant NO ONE IS EVER GETTING LAID. EVER AGAIN. I will ground each and every penis and vagina in here! I will turn this car around and you will all revert to prepubescence! And we will NOT be going to Disneyland!

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD!?

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Male 50
Thats nuts
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Female 238
or having your uterus fall out every month. No we don`t know at all do we? It`s all happiness and rainbows down there. You dumb drat.
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Male 1,059
How much did they pay him to get kicked in the nuts for 5 years.... >.>
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Female 3,598
RIGHT, we`ll never know how bad it hurts... like CHILDBIRTH... so yeah...
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Male 894
and women, you will NEVER know how bad it hurts to get kicked in the balls, ever! so dont say it doesnt hurt, or that we are bein dramatic. f**k you
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Male 894
omygod! that would blow! but damn i cant figure this out, my balls hurt from watching this. and they keep showing it over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. f***!
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Male 553
JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
349 Posts Wednesday, March 03, 2010 9:23:34 AM
pushing something between like 5-8lbs out of a very very small hole is totally different than getting kicked.....I just think they over dramatize it.....sometimes they fall over and hold their stomach for a few minutes.....seriously, you`re supposed to be men...suck it up.

I hope you know women have a higher pain threshold than men. If anything, we are being men by going into fetal position. Now take it like a woman is something else...

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Male 707
not steel? ...meh
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Male 1,403
sooo kirby gets kicked in the nuts for a living?
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Female 141
The lady`s face at 1:01 FTW.
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Male 807
def not a video men should watch. i hate myself now for watching this. i dont care who you are how many times youve been hit in the balls that guy should have been on the ground throwing his dick and balls up from his mouth
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Male 2,056
OH SH*T!

PhantomX9, whats a fentish? i`ve heard of a fetish . . .

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Female 28
any excuse for a bit of shin-on-ball action!
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Male 16
thats not cool he just has funny balls
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Male 848
I wonder how rehearsal was...
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Male 78
i think kerby has a fentish...
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Male 25,416
THats not really a good achievment to know you can be kiked in the balls! thats so wrong!
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Male 110
I honestly think that they needed to show the kick a few more times.
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Male 699
kirby=closest to chuck norris you can get?
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Male 2,345
LOL, kirby`s balls have evolved...they have pushed past the limits of normal human limits...now the only thing I want to know is why has this guy spent 5 years getting kicked in the nads over and over again????
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Male 352
I`ve heard that it actually hurts worse for a woman to be kicked in the ovaries than it does for a man to be kicked in the balls. I can`t testify to that, however, since I`ve only ever had the latter experience, and let me tell you it HURTS.
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Female 25
so after 20 years of having a sister with a hair trigger...i should be about where this guy is?
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Male 5,314
every man who watched that went, uuuuuuuuuuugggghhhh.
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Male 1,834
my balls started to hurt after seeing this :-<
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Male 1,399
Why....why would he do that?
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Female 7,873
Juggalette- ever had an ovary bumped? It hurts, and that ovary is just being gently knocked against soft tissue. A knee in the balls really really hurts and should only be done in an emergency.
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Male 95
my testicles jumped up when i saw that. he has balls of steel
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Male 148
"pushing something between like 5-8lbs out of a very very small hole is totally different than getting kicked.....I just think they over dramatize it.....sometimes they fall over and hold their stomach for a few minutes.....seriously, you`re supposed to be men...suck it up."

Let someone kick you in the ovaries and see if you can "suck it up" lol.

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Male 749
Ouch.
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Male 677
i have pain inside of me :`(
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Female 1,283
Juggalette, it`s essentially getting a leg broken. It hurts, and it`ll cripple you. Unless you have balls of steel.
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Female 1,380
pushing something between like 5-8lbs out of a very very small hole is totally different than getting kicked.....I just think they over dramatize it.....sometimes they fall over and hold their stomach for a few minutes.....seriously, you`re supposed to be men...suck it up.
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Male 15,510
In conclusion; if you want balls of steel, start practicing!
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Male 12
"I think most men overreact when they get kicked in the balls....I mean, yeah, I`m sure it does hurt like a drating bitch, but it can`t hurt as bad as guys make it look like it does...."

I think most women overreact when they give birth....I mean, yeah, I`m sure it does hurt like a drating bitch, but it can`t hurt as bad as gals make it look like it does....

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Male 1,178
yeah but he is probably infertile. Just because he doesn`t feel pain, doesn`t mean that it doesnt do damage...
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Male 2,690
drating sick!
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Female 1,380
I think most men overreact when they get kicked in the balls....I mean, yeah, I`m sure it does hurt like a drating bitch, but it can`t hurt as bad as guys make it look like it does....
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Male 327
seriously seeing the kick once was painful enough, they didn`t have to keep looping it, my nuts hurt just sitting here
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Female 999
Can I be the first to say it??

Next time on "OW MY BALLS!!!"

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Male 363
While it was interesting and slightly awkward seeing someone get his balls kicked in, they really could have cut out the last 4.5 minutes.
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Male 487
i was almost ill...
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Male 1,013
LOL, Kirby`s stones are actually like stones!
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Male 774
"Turn his avocados into guacamole."

Best groin kick reference ever.

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Male 4,807
Substace P?
Who would have thunk it?
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Male 77
lol`d at "avocados into guacamole"

but otherwise WHY?

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Male 56
this show is Bringing science to americans everywhere :D
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Male 2,332
What kind of idiotic show is this?
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Male 22
"After taking thousands of shots to the groin over 5 years...."

i thought my job was bad

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Male 275
Thanks for repeating the nut shot footage a thousand times. I really needed something to make me feel queasy.
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Female 3,574
lol I love the look on that other guy`s faces after the kick XD
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Female 355
Link: The Science Behind A 1,100lb Kick To The Groin [Rate Link] - Guys, any of you feel up to getting kicked by a MMA fighter and American Gladiator?
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