The Pros & Cons Of Post-Crucifixion Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

So it all evens out in the end then.
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Male 2,056
@leegunner, he still has fingers and thumbs...
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Male 192
lol awesome we love u jesus
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Female 38
"I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won`t try to kill you for making a joke."

yeah people are scared of other people on the internet....idiot.
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Male 8,302
> duffytoler
> I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won`t try to kill you for making a joke.

Racist dick much?
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Female 163
"Not sure if someones already said it, but how is he holding skittles packet but not skittles? "

...He has thumbs and fingers, dumb ass. Skittles fall through his palm when he tries to pour them out into it.
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Male 10
Not sure if someones already said it, but how is he holding skittles packet but not skittles?
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Female 34
I agree duffytoler. This is the second one in a few days that i`ve seen about jesus.
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Male 5,194
I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won`t try to kill you for making a joke.
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Male 97
i lol`ed hard.
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Male 8,302
Anyway, the whole "Jesus playing hide`n`seek" thing doesn`t work, because if He`s seeking, well, He already knows where you are hiding, because wherever you go, He is right there with you.

And if He`s the one hiding, you only have to point at anything and say "Gotcha", because He is everywhere!
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Male 17,512
Rheaonon: At the time there was no separate word for the wrist.

When thieves `hands` where chopped off they weren`t taken off at the palms of the hand, but below the wrist. That fact certainly points out that the word `hand` included the wrist
area as well as the palm and fingers.
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Male 174
bah old again
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Male 4,014
I do have to say, that if existance is more or less as the Bible says, making this sends you straight to hell.
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Male 2,748
ah yes, C+H... good times, gooooood times...
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Male 363
ah but lionhart2 Jesus was an exception to the normal crucifiction. it was said that for Him the nails went through His hands. even though nails in your hands would have just torn your hands in half when weight pulls on them.
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Female 587
though Lionhart2 is completely right, i still laughed my ass off at this
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Male 5,190
But he`s Jesus. He knows where youd hide! D: No one would be safe in that game!
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Male 8,302
PS: FLOL though.
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Male 8,302
Uh yeah... except for the fact that people were crucified by having nails through their WRISTS. Chalk another one up to the `Three Wise Men` fraternity.
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Female 1,283
I gotta admit, that would suck.
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Male 91
If Jesus is the man I think he is, I`m sure he has a sense of humor.

Chill out, Christians.
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Male 27
luckyyyyy
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Male 378
HAHAHAHHAHA i like number three
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Male 17,512
Not offended, Just disappointed.
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Male 69
yea im... well the timme ive been on this earth, im not so sure religion isnt just a mad up thing, but i was raised as one, n i think its funny
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Male 906
im christian too and im not offended. people need to learn to take a joke
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Male 833
sweet we can post old cyanide and happiness comics now?
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Female 3,574
Who was actually offended by this? I`m christian but I can still see the humor in this :P
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Male 7,599
woohoo, back up to +10, thank you aradia.
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Female 1,077
people being offended by this makes me want to flood the site with pictures like this
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Female 2,352
Aaaww no skittles for the jebus.
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Male 217
sourkrauter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
631 Posts Monday, March 29, 2010 12:48:15 PM
are you guys CRAZY? that is freaking hilarious! ahahaha, man we`re all goin to hell, *rolls a joint*

That`s if you believe in hell ^.^ I`d rather just rot in the ground
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Male 757
just putting this out there, but the nails went through his wrists (ya know, in between the 2 bones)
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Male 301
Eh. Just ignore it iamcool1235. I`ve tried several times to post funny or uplifting material to this site on numerous occasions. Apparently the folks that run it feel that shock value and anti-Christian rhetoric are better. Just go to better sites like Cracked...that`s where they steal all their good bits anyway.
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Male 22
to those who say that "It`s not funny JUST because it`s potentially offensive." I find religion offensive but humour is the way that I deal with it
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Male 2,056
LMFAO
what!? he came back to life didn`t he?
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Male 121
Is anyone on this entire site Christian besides me?
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Female 877
"It`s not funny JUST because it`s potentially offensive." me also thinks so

and even if you`re not a religious person, you can`t make jokes about a man being tortured to death, imho.
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Female 35
I don`t care if it`s offensive. Those that are offended can go somewhere else. I love this. Cobrakiller: +20 points cuz you came up with that yourself, perverted as it may be, without referring to family guy. lol
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Male 121
well, made me smile.
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Male 894
are you guys CRAZY? that is freaking hilarious! ahahaha, man we`re all goin to hell, *rolls a joint*
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Male 522
I don`t want to laugh. here come the religious arguments
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Male 25,416
wow! thats bad!
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Female 1,441
It`s not funny JUST because it`s potentially offensive.
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Male 4,547
Duffy: There are two. Today. Dumbass.
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Male 5,194
Cowards. Let`s see you post a few MUSLIM jokes.
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Female 9,434
"But the nails didn`t go through his hands... Instead they were nailed through his wrist for more support."

Him and other people who died though crusifixtion.
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Male 7,599
damn it joejoe, i dont really watch family guy. but hell, when you make a masturbation joke of biblical proportions it can go either way. so now i guess im at -10points.
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Male 893
Here`s another Jesus related strip.
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Male 111
anarchistgod, brilliant i never seen that before.
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Male 111
cobrakiller -20 points, joke already made on family guy.
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Male 351
But the nails didn`t go through his hands... Instead they were nailed through his wrist for more support.
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Male 15,510
I think the actual holes would be very tiny
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Male 282
ooold
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Male 7,599
taylor stone, thank you, that brings my total score to erm....10 points?
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Male 2,688
cobrakiller... +10 points....

LMAO
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Male 7,599
pui, im glad to see we`re on the same page.
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Female 3,574
D: OH GAWD COBRAKILLER AHHH LOL
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Male 7,599
i have another pro, but its kid of dirty and i think might anger people. if your mind is far in the gutter than you know what im talking about.
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Male 7,599
i love the cyanide strips much better than their flashes.
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Male 122
You`re all going to burn in hell. Save me a good seat, will ya? I heard Elvis is opening for Michael.
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Male 1,424
littlepete50, where did I hear that joke before?
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Female 3,574
AnarchistGod! LOL I love it
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Female 3,574
lol
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Male 56
this will obviously turn into a religous debate, but wasn`t the whole point of the resurection is that he got his body back? meaning that he couldn`t do these things stated above?
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Male 1,357
hahaha love that sketch.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws three nails down on the counter and says "can you put me up for the night?"
:)
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Male 429
IAB: linking to ancient webcomics since whenever.
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Female 96
Historically speaking, yeah, they nailed them through the wrists and ankles, but the joke is still damn funny.
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Male 893
This one is funnier imo.
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Female 460
I lol`d....but weren`t his stigmata on his wrists and ankles, technically? 0-0
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Male 4,867
surely another pro = have your own religion
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Male 265
okay, this I find funny. :)
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Male 19,981
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