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Date: 03/29/10 07:33 AM

73 Responses to The Pros & Cons Of Post-Crucifixion Jesus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 7:13 am
    Link: The Pros & Cons Of Post-Crucifixion Jesus - So it all evens out in the end then.
  2. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:37 am
    okay, this I find funny. :)
  3. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 7:37 am
    surely another pro = have your own religion
  4. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:06 am
    I lol`d....but weren`t his stigmata on his wrists and ankles, technically? 0-0
  5. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 8:13 am
    This one is funnier imo.
  6. Profile photo of Lenten
    Lenten Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Historically speaking, yeah, they nailed them through the wrists and ankles, but the joke is still damn funny.
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:21 am
    IAB: linking to ancient webcomics since whenever.
  8. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:26 am
    hahaha love that sketch.
    Jesus walks into a motel, throws three nails down on the counter and says "can you put me up for the night?"
    :)
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    RockWell Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:35 am
    this will obviously turn into a religous debate, but wasn`t the whole point of the resurection is that he got his body back? meaning that he couldn`t do these things stated above?
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    pui Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:43 am
    lol
  11. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:43 am
    AnarchistGod! LOL I love it
  12. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 8:45 am
    littlepete50, where did I hear that joke before?
  13. Profile photo of ProXLaw
    ProXLaw Male 30-39
    122 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 8:48 am
    You`re all going to burn in hell. Save me a good seat, will ya? I heard Elvis is opening for Michael.
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:00 am
    i love the cyanide strips much better than their flashes.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:02 am
    i have another pro, but its kid of dirty and i think might anger people. if your mind is far in the gutter than you know what im talking about.
  16. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:09 am
    D: OH GAWD COBRAKILLER AHHH LOL
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 9:16 am
    pui, im glad to see we`re on the same page.
  18. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:24 am
    cobrakiller... +10 points....

    LMAO
  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:31 am
    taylor stone, thank you, that brings my total score to erm....10 points?
  20. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:33 am
    ooold
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:49 am
    I think the actual holes would be very tiny
  22. Profile photo of ZNaught
    ZNaught Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2010 at 9:52 am
    But the nails didn`t go through his hands... Instead they were nailed through his wrist for more support.
  23. Profile photo of joejoe92
    joejoe92 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 10:03 am
    cobrakiller -20 points, joke already made on family guy.
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    joejoe92 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 10:07 am
    anarchistgod, brilliant i never seen that before.
  25. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Here`s another Jesus related strip.
  26. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 10:34 am
    damn it joejoe, i dont really watch family guy. but hell, when you make a masturbation joke of biblical proportions it can go either way. so now i guess im at -10points.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 10:56 am
    "But the nails didn`t go through his hands... Instead they were nailed through his wrist for more support."

    Him and other people who died though crusifixtion.
  28. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Cowards. Let`s see you post a few MUSLIM jokes.
  29. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Duffy: There are two. Today. Dumbass.
  30. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    It`s not funny JUST because it`s potentially offensive.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    wow! thats bad!
  32. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    I don`t want to laugh. here come the religious arguments
  33. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    are you guys CRAZY? that is freaking hilarious! ahahaha, man we`re all goin to hell, *rolls a joint*
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    ulfnir Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    well, made me smile.
  35. Profile photo of aradia670
    aradia670 Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    I don`t care if it`s offensive. Those that are offended can go somewhere else. I love this. Cobrakiller: +20 points cuz you came up with that yourself, perverted as it may be, without referring to family guy. lol
  36. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    "It`s not funny JUST because it`s potentially offensive." me also thinks so

    and even if you`re not a religious person, you can`t make jokes about a man being tortured to death, imho.
  37. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Is anyone on this entire site Christian besides me?
  38. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    LMFAO
    what!? he came back to life didn`t he?
  39. Profile photo of daclown
    daclown Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    to those who say that "It`s not funny JUST because it`s potentially offensive." I find religion offensive but humour is the way that I deal with it
  40. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Eh. Just ignore it iamcool1235. I`ve tried several times to post funny or uplifting material to this site on numerous occasions. Apparently the folks that run it feel that shock value and anti-Christian rhetoric are better. Just go to better sites like Cracked...that`s where they steal all their good bits anyway.
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    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    just putting this out there, but the nails went through his wrists (ya know, in between the 2 bones)
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    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    sourkrauter
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    631 Posts Monday, March 29, 2010 12:48:15 PM
    are you guys CRAZY? that is freaking hilarious! ahahaha, man we`re all goin to hell, *rolls a joint*

    That`s if you believe in hell ^.^ I`d rather just rot in the ground
  43. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    Aaaww no skittles for the jebus.
  44. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    people being offended by this makes me want to flood the site with pictures like this
  45. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    woohoo, back up to +10, thank you aradia.
  46. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Who was actually offended by this? I`m christian but I can still see the humor in this :P
  47. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    sweet we can post old cyanide and happiness comics now?
  48. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    im christian too and im not offended. people need to learn to take a joke
  49. Profile photo of darkmoth
    darkmoth Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    yea im... well the timme ive been on this earth, im not so sure religion isnt just a mad up thing, but i was raised as one, n i think its funny
  50. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Not offended, Just disappointed.
  51. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    HAHAHAHHAHA i like number three
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    coolatindude Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    luckyyyyy
  53. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    If Jesus is the man I think he is, I`m sure he has a sense of humor.

    Chill out, Christians.
  54. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    I gotta admit, that would suck.
  55. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Uh yeah... except for the fact that people were crucified by having nails through their WRISTS. Chalk another one up to the `Three Wise Men` fraternity.
  56. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    PS: FLOL though.
  57. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    though Lionhart2 is completely right, i still laughed my ass off at this
  58. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    ah but lionhart2 Jesus was an exception to the normal crucifiction. it was said that for Him the nails went through His hands. even though nails in your hands would have just torn your hands in half when weight pulls on them.
  59. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    ah yes, C+H... good times, gooooood times...
  60. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    I do have to say, that if existance is more or less as the Bible says, making this sends you straight to hell.
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    goldspot7 Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2010 at 1:25 am
    bah old again
  62. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    March 30, 2010 at 2:30 am
    Rheaonon: At the time there was no separate word for the wrist.

    When thieves `hands` where chopped off they weren`t taken off at the palms of the hand, but below the wrist. That fact certainly points out that the word `hand` included the wrist
    area as well as the palm and fingers.
  63. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:44 am
    Anyway, the whole "Jesus playing hide`n`seek" thing doesn`t work, because if He`s seeking, well, He already knows where you are hiding, because wherever you go, He is right there with you.

    And if He`s the one hiding, you only have to point at anything and say "Gotcha", because He is everywhere!
  64. Profile photo of Afrokmas
    Afrokmas Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:51 am
    i lol`ed hard.
  65. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    March 30, 2010 at 11:29 am
    I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won`t try to kill you for making a joke.
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    xhappyhourx Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    I agree duffytoler. This is the second one in a few days that i`ve seen about jesus.
  67. Profile photo of Leegunner
    Leegunner Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Not sure if someones already said it, but how is he holding skittles packet but not skittles?
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    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    "Not sure if someones already said it, but how is he holding skittles packet but not skittles? "

    ...He has thumbs and fingers, dumb ass. Skittles fall through his palm when he tries to pour them out into it.
  69. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    > duffytoler
    > I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won`t try to kill you for making a joke.

    Racist dick much?
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    hateonyou Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    "I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won`t try to kill you for making a joke."

    yeah people are scared of other people on the internet....idiot.
  71. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    lol awesome we love u jesus
  72. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    @leegunner, he still has fingers and thumbs...

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