The Official Twilight Drinking Game

Submitted by: _kiersten_ 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/03/17/twilight-drinking-game/

By the end of this, you are going to be very, very drunk.
There are 24 comments:
Male 725
I would do this, thing is I would have to be drunk before I started reading Twilight. I would most likely pass out after the first sentence.
0
Reply
Male 149
Yeah, Twilight is THAT lame. Yeah, Twilight sucks, I said it, so what you gonna do about it. Just stating a big ass well DUH!!!
0
Reply
Female 65
I want to try this, but I can`t stomach reading such crap... It would make me puke before the booze did.
0
Reply
Male 101
"By the end of this, you are going to be very, very drunk."

Sorry IAB, but it SHOULD read "Before this begins, you are going to be pee-drunk sh*t-faced."
0
Reply
Female 914
as a reformed borderline alcoholic, I would literally be so scared to engage in this game.

see what I did there? all the horrible grammar? eh? eh? aw, you got it.
0
Reply
Female 79
its funny because its true :D
0
Reply
Female 179
not just drunk but mostly likely you will die of alcohol poisoning, you`d have to at least take one drink every paragraph
0
Reply
Male 2,690
The "He is just a friend, Dad!" part was great :)
0
Reply
Female 4,359
i literally cant beleive she actually misused the word literally.
0
Reply
Male 25,417
why?
0
Reply
Male 988
@Norris

0
Reply
Male 371
This game sound like it promotes alchol posioning but oh well. BOTTOMS UP!
0
Reply
Male 1,011
I have a better idea...if you read/watch Twilight on purpose..


0
Reply
Male 1,195
I don`t need to read to drink.
0
Reply
Male 516
@ BizahrClover - If these teen girls don`t get men, they don`t produce offpsring, we`ve naturally weeded out people who like Twilight from contaminating the gene pool. Problem solved. :P

Unacceptable. What if I want to hit up those ladies? You`re telling me I have to be O.K. with hot wimmenz being abstinent waiting for Edward Cullen?

Once again, unacceptable.

*Invests in the flunitrazepam industry*

>_>
0
Reply
Female 986
...He`s compared to batman in the book??

@ BizahrClover - If these teen girls don`t get men, they don`t produce offpsring, we`ve naturally weeded out people who like Twilight from contaminating the gene pool. Problem solved. :P
0
Reply
Female 254
These books are a curse of the future generation of men. Teen girls are going to grow up thinking every man should be this perfect, or otherwise won`t accept any less than an "Edward Cullen". One could argue that it`s just a book read for fun and entertainment, But most youngsters I`ve seen have a misplaced loyalty that vampires are, in fact, real.
0
Reply
Female 133
I`m tempted to try this.
0
Reply
Female 9,561
No thanks, at that rate, I`d be dead of alcohol poisoning.
0
Reply
Male 3,619
im afraid to start
0
Reply
Female 446
teehee
0
Reply
Male 141
i`m not sure what would make me more ill, the amount of alcohol drank or the fact that i`d need to read the book...
0
Reply
Male 3,255
Read the whole thing, it`s really funny.
0
Reply
Female 1,682
Link: The Official Twilight Drinking Game [Rate Link] - By the end of this, you are going to be very, very drunk.
0
Reply