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Date: 03/27/10 08:00 AM

24 Responses to The Official Twilight Drinking Game

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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 5:52 am
    Link: The Official Twilight Drinking Game - By the end of this, you are going to be very, very drunk.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Read the whole thing, it`s really funny.
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    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:00 am
    i`m not sure what would make me more ill, the amount of alcohol drank or the fact that i`d need to read the book...
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    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:03 am
    teehee
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:30 am
    im afraid to start
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:33 am
    No thanks, at that rate, I`d be dead of alcohol poisoning.
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    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:41 am
    I`m tempted to try this.
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    BizahrClover Female 70 & Over
    255 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:43 am
    These books are a curse of the future generation of men. Teen girls are going to grow up thinking every man should be this perfect, or otherwise won`t accept any less than an "Edward Cullen". One could argue that it`s just a book read for fun and entertainment, But most youngsters I`ve seen have a misplaced loyalty that vampires are, in fact, real.
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:48 am
    ...He`s compared to batman in the book??

    @ BizahrClover - If these teen girls don`t get men, they don`t produce offpsring, we`ve naturally weeded out people who like Twilight from contaminating the gene pool. Problem solved. :P
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    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:25 am
    @ BizahrClover - If these teen girls don`t get men, they don`t produce offpsring, we`ve naturally weeded out people who like Twilight from contaminating the gene pool. Problem solved. :P

    Unacceptable. What if I want to hit up those ladies? You`re telling me I have to be O.K. with hot wimmenz being abstinent waiting for Edward Cullen?

    Once again, unacceptable.

    *Invests in the flunitrazepam industry*

    >_>
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I don`t need to read to drink.
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:41 am
    I have a better idea...if you read/watch Twilight on purpose..


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    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 11:17 am
    This game sound like it promotes alchol posioning but oh well. BOTTOMS UP!
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 11:27 am
    @Norris

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    why?
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    i literally cant beleive she actually misused the word literally.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    The "He is just a friend, Dad!" part was great :)
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    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    not just drunk but mostly likely you will die of alcohol poisoning, you`d have to at least take one drink every paragraph
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    RaccoonxD Female 13-17
    79 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    its funny because its true :D
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    as a reformed borderline alcoholic, I would literally be so scared to engage in this game.

    see what I did there? all the horrible grammar? eh? eh? aw, you got it.
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    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    "By the end of this, you are going to be very, very drunk."

    Sorry IAB, but it SHOULD read "Before this begins, you are going to be pee-drunk sh*t-faced."
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    Sqam Female 18-29
    65 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    I want to try this, but I can`t stomach reading such crap... It would make me puke before the booze did.
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    jfactor Male 18-29
    149 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Yeah, Twilight is THAT lame. Yeah, Twilight sucks, I said it, so what you gonna do about it. Just stating a big ass well DUH!!!
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    I would do this, thing is I would have to be drunk before I started reading Twilight. I would most likely pass out after the first sentence.

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