The Most Flexible Secretary In The Office [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Good old Amber, she"ll work late if you need her to, go on coffee runs, get dry cleaning--she"s definitely most flexible
There are 51 comments:
Female 30
@Terminal88, you made my day.
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Male 258
i guess she....*puts glasses on* bent over backwards for the job. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Male 312
DO WANT!
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Male 294
@atomicsugar: actually, depends on how she bends all freaky. I mean upsidedown neck turned spider crab walk ala exorcist is too freaky for turn on.

but when you give her a kiss and perform cunningulus without moving around enough to get rugburn, that`s hot!
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Male 41
what happens if she farts?
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Male 1,610
You`re Hired!
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Male 894
o man, idea idea idea idea :-D
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Male 20
Sabrina The Teenage Witch? =/
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Male 2,893
@ doofotchie
barf?
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Male 10
You guys are just too limited in your imagination.
She is a multitasker, she is currently scratching her back while getting the nail polish ready while she gets her shoes off, scratchers her back and takes down a new message for a phone call while writing up the notes for your next speech.
Wish i could get staff like this.

DJ
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Male 1,370
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Male 2,748
oh my...
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Female 336
Ummm...OK, Amber...but you just need to wear pants to work from now on, got it?

*barf*
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Male 6
@atomic_sugar
It would depend on if you like to get freakay.
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Male 715
VV Good thing for you, that you`re not a guy. :p
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Female 87
I would think... If I were a guy and I was getting ready to sex up some lady and she started bendy all over the place, I would be way to freaked out to be turned on.
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Male 2,688
Paranoia, part of that credit should go to Terminal for giving me the idea...
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Male 96
Yeah, paranoia, but i think it only counts if kidnapping or homicide is involved
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Male 101
hillary clinton!?
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Male 1,793
I know I can find a position for her...
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Female 767
Taylor wins.
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Female 125
why?
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Female 509
...looks like it hurts up in there...
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Male 2,688
It appears her job has her... *puts on glasses* ... bent out of shape.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Male 5
@Terminal
I can`t..stop..luaghi...*BLEH*
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Female 1,077
@terminal
i laughed. then read the CSI miami reference below it and laughed twice as hard.
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Female 914
ha, good ole repost...
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Female 2,352
I`ve never seen anyone this close to having their head up their ass. X3
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Male 815
terminal, you made me choke on my drink, LMAO
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Male 217
haha terminal

imagine getting a back massage from this while she`s typing on the keyboard with her feet >.>
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Male 258
i guess she....*puts glasses on* bent over backwards for the job. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Female 1,190
i think amber and chad should get together...
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Male 594
I know I know... once again, I blame lack of sleep rofl
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Female 3,574
@anarchsoul, ewwwwww
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Male 594
And hey, if she ever runs outta tp.....
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Male 25,416
Your hired!
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Female 251
she only has strange folds because most human beings can`t do that! and she`s got a pretty little face, too. No uggers, here! I think i`d hire her...to teach me to do that! xx
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Female 465
That actually looks really, really creepy. I understand that a certain amount of flexibility is helpful under... *ahem* certain circumstances... but this is serious overkill.
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Male 315
wow.... great talent but people that flexible creep me out too much to find sexy
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Male 594
I sense some jealousy
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Male 14,331
UGLY?!?!?!?!? I`m not finding her ugly.
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Male 4,593
WANT!
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Male 3,343
Also, the most popular.
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Female 3,574
@Tinkerbellio, you`re joking right? :|
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Female 477
ew
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Female 1,001
I see skin folds..

Eye bleach plz kthxbai
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Male 594
I`d hire her in a heartbeat o.0
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Male 2,034
NSFW? Even though she`s AT work...
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Male 5,194
Hired!
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Female 171
oh look it`s a picture of another butt-ugly stretchy girl on IAB.
yawn.
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Male 21,005
Link: The Most Flexible Secretary In The Office [Pic] [Rate Link] - Good old Amber, she`ll work late if you need her to, go on coffee runs, get dry cleaning--she`s definitely most flexible
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