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Date: 03/05/10 01:05 PM

60 Responses to The Knock Knock Joke Of Life [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Link: The Knock Knock Joke Of Life - Story of my life.
  2. Profile photo of wtfstfu
    wtfstfu Male 13-17
    112 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    repost
  3. Profile photo of Almighty_Jew
    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Yup, I very often feel life`s warm, golden shower in my mouth.
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Random!
  5. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    ?
  6. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    usually when someone knocks on my door it`s me peeing on them...How strange
  7. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    I`ve seen this before.
    Can`t remember where.
    *yawn*
  8. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    lame
  9. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    LMAO.
  10. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    lolz!
  11. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    WTF?
  12. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    It`s a SOR! Means a seen, old repost. Yeah, just made that up, off the top of my head. Nice.
  13. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    If your pee lands on another guys` junk, your gay.
  14. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Lol! XD
  15. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    LOLWUT?
  16. Profile photo of Burguntea01
    Burguntea01 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    repost
  17. Profile photo of lastrogue
    lastrogue Male 18-29
    176 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    repostedzorz
  18. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    repostioz

    but still lolz worthy (in my opinion)

  19. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    "wanna hear a knock knock joke?"
    "sure"
    "knock knock"
    "come in"

    :|

  20. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    "If your pee lands on another guys` junk, your gay."

    Nah dude. It`s only gay if the balls touch.

  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    damn, i fell for that the other day.
  22. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Next panel of cartoon:

    Guy on right screws guy on left up the ass, takes everything he owns, and tells him its for his own good and Jesus loves him.

  23. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Meh.
  24. Profile photo of strech2k
    strech2k Male 18-29
    83 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    blah
  25. Profile photo of iplaymusic
    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    old
  26. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    lol, good one, ima try that some time
  27. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    old and meh.
  28. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Wouldnt this make R Kelly God?
  29. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    lol
  30. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    lame
  31. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Knock, knock.

    Who`s there?

    Argo.

    Argo who?

    Argo f*** yourself!

  32. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    LMFAO!! That`s me. Pissed on again. Hahahahahahahhaaahha!
  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Knock Knock.
    Who`s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
  34. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Knock Knock.
    Who`s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who...?
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Knock Knock.
    Who`s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who!!??
  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    Knock Knock.
    Who`s there?
    Orange.
    Orange you glad this is the last knock-knock joke?
  37. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:04 am
    How many times did you need to repost the introduction dude, seriously?
  38. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:16 am
    Knock Knock.
    Who`s there?
    Boo
    Boo Hoo?
    Don`t cry.
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:25 am
    > Suicism
    > How many times did you need to repost the introduction?

    Well, that IS the point of the joke...

  40. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 1:22 am
    Old joke is OLD lion
  41. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 2:49 am
    Life who?
    Life is someone pissing on you. Thats who.
  42. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:13 am
    If Life is pissing on you, would taking a big poop on your head be considered Death?
  43. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:11 am
    Knock Knock.
    Who`s there?
    Boo
    Boo Hoo?
    You drating pussy

    courtesy of cyanide and happiness

  44. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:14 am
    HAHAHAHA
  45. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:15 am
    It`s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
  46. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    154 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:54 am
    repost
  47. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:57 am
    Life`s a bitch...YOUR bitch!
  48. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Knock Knock
    Who`s there?
    A woman.

    ............
    get back in the kitchen.

  49. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:13 am
    ROFL!
  50. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:32 am
    HAHAHA, freakin epic :D
  51. Profile photo of RealShrooms
    RealShrooms Male 13-17
    40 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Repost
  52. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    haha
  53. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    ah poo lol
  54. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    BunnyNaku "ah poo lol"

    dont u mean piss?

  55. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:26 am
    FYI people of IAB: If you plan on using this joke, wear your running shoes. I got quite the workout today. NEVER DOING IT AGAIN!
  56. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
    @Lionhart2

    Knock knock.
    Who`s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Banana you glad I didn`t say orange?

  57. Profile photo of conshaldow
    conshaldow Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:38 am
    thats just mean :)
  58. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:37 am
    this made me want to pee

    o.o

  59. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 8:37 am
    This could become a secret greeting among male IABers.

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