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Date: 03/05/10 01:02 PM

51 Responses to The Evening Juggalo News

  1. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Link: The Evening Juggalo News - With lead anchor, Crazy Thug Nutz, and all of today`s top current events.
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    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    This is hilarious!!! I kinda wish the real news was like this sometimes.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    hmmm.. i see what you did there
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    One of the stupidest, unfunny thing ever posted on IAB. Its like atom...only worse.
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Hahaha. This is fantastic XD I love this sh*t. If news were like this all the time I would absolutely love watching it. Omg, I loled so hard.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    "...or i got a hatchet with your dicks name on it."
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Pretty damn funny actually.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    ROFL!
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    that was actually pretty good

    lol!

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    lifestarted Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    I`ve got to say that wasn`t bad.
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    Handersan Male 18-29
    35 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    I actually understood all tha, and it sounded way better than regular TV newscasts
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    yayyy no more faygo shortagesss :) :)
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    D-Roc_OPP Male 18-29
    46 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    LOL @ the scrolling news ticker.. "Tiger Woods apologizes for getting mad pussy"
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    zapfina Female 18-29
    44 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Hilarious. Better: read the Youtube comments by juggalos who don`t understand that the clip is making fun of their idiocy.
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    nocoassman Male 18-29
    57 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Juggalos crack me up. I got one living near me and it just amazes me how people can get roped into that $hit. I mean really.....Really? Do you have to paint your face to act like a gangsta, and put silly stickers on your car showing that you are basically white trash? Way to bring the white man down. That the kind of crap you`d expect out of illinois,(<--Without a capital "i") because well...illinois can suck it!
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    nocoassman Male 18-29
    57 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    This also reminds me of a time I was dragged to a juggalo wrestling match in iL, in beautiful Saget(AKA East St. Louis) You`d know it if you`d been there before, and yes there was plenty of people that somehow made it into the gene-pool. How sad.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    they actually made some good points. oh yeah, and f***ing right!! FAYGO FOREVER!!!
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    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    ICP = the biggest fail in music I have ever seen.
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    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Though people would never guess, I was a serious "Juggalete" in high school. Those days are long gone, and I`ve moved on to mellow indie rock.
    However, being a former Juggalo, I find this rather amusing for some reason.
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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Pretty funny, but should probably have had some sort of language warning.. just sayin`
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Actually ICP put out a few of my favorites.


    ..yeah that`s about it

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    dixon323 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    lol more like lead anchor Rod Blagojevich
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    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    i`m pregnant....and it`s yours


    .........shut the f*** up bitch

    that made me lmao

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    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    MrsHoneyDew, you dropped the hatchet, don`t be calling yourself a "former juggalo" because you`re nothing but a juffaho.
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Meh, I am a juggalette, and I can assure you I am not white trash. I am actually far from it. Good job believing in a stereotype, and good job being ignorant :D
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    RadTad Male 18-29
    61 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    @kiersten: "I am a juggalette...good job being ignorant" HAHA Oh the irony.
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    And RadTad is a perfect example of that ignorant dumbass ^_^
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    f***, i just cant believe two idiots from around my neighborhood dressed up like clowns, rapped, started this trend, and it has spread so far. who could have seen it coming?
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    "Meh, I am a juggalette, and I can assure you I am not white trash. I am actually far from it. Good job believing in a stereotype, and good job being ignorant :D"

    Due to the organized activities of the Juggalos here, my city just classified Juggalos as a gang.
    Really. Right or wrong, stereotypes are self-perpetuating.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:08 am
    I`d actually be interested in politics if this was how they behaved. XD
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:23 am
    "Meh, I am a juggalette, and I can assure you I am not white trash. "

    If you have to say it, it can`t be true.

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    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:27 am
    win. i love making fun of these guys.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:21 am
    I have no idea what this is all about! I think it has passed me over, for which I am mightily relieved.
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:34 am
    I liked it throughout, especially the reference to FDR, but when glenn beck came on I cracked up.
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:32 am
    lmao
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    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:31 am
    This is exatly what my brother does. I have tried to have serious conversations with him when he`s all ICP`d up like that and I cannot take him seriously. He`s going to an ICP concert tonight with his friends and I have to drive them there. FAIL for me.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I went to an ICP concert when I was like 14-15, and it was fricken crazy and fun as hell actually. They had pallets of faygo two-liters, and they just constantly opened them up and spilled them all over the crowd. If was sticky and fun as hell.

    I`ve since grown up and don`t listen to ICP anymore, but I can say with pride that I was "down with the clowns and I`m down for life, YO!"

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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:52 am
    "ICP = the biggest fail in music I have ever seen"
    I respectfully disagree. There is much worse music in the world. ICP is actually very funny in a highly violent way. I haven`t listened to them since like 1996, but that stuff was funny as hell.

    Funny as in, "I was afraid to ask a girl to the prom, so I dug up a girl`s corpse and put on a private prom for her and I in my mom`s basement, with faygo and streamers and chips."

    And they taught me VALUABLE LESSONS like "cotton candy don`t get wet until its in your mouth." Some things they just don`t teach you in sex ed.

    Ahhh, youth.

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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:56 am
    "Send yo mama straight up to the sto`, tell that bitch to bring home a faygo!"

    HA!

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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Due to the organized activities of the Juggalos here, my city just classified Juggalos as a gang.
    Really. Right or wrong, stereotypes are self-perpetuating.
    --
    Because a small group (compared to how many juggalos/letters there are) represents all of them right? Like I said, its just an ignorant stereotypes. But meh. Believe what you will. Not my problem if you are stupid/ignorant.
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    sexxyteddy Male 18-29
    22 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:48 am
    F`N A dats off da hook
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    Craigium Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    I`d tune in!!!!!!
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    mrshoneydew....sorry, but you were never a juggalette...once you`re down you`re down for life. If not, you never were to begin with.
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    66stang Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    this is how the news should be!!!! no more pussy footing around. and "this litigation goes through or I got a hatchet with your dick`s name on it" LMFAO
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    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    I don`t know why I should feel the need to defend myself but I`m sorry, but there`s something to be said about knowing the lyrics inside and out to every LP, EP, bootleg album, B-side that they put out before 2002 (that`s a lot!). Believe me, the love was there but I got older and moved onto different things. I never stopped being down with the clown and I`ll defend a juggalo any day. That doesn`t make me fake, it makes me human.
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    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 12:05 am
    I`d like to see what murderbitch looks like without the clown makeup.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 12:28 am
    "once you`re down you`re down for life. If not, you never were to begin with."

    Try being original. Look inside any Suicidal Tendencies LP from 20 years back and you`ll see the line "If you`re not now, you never were."

    Cliche.

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    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    What is an insane clown posse? And why are these people talking like they are teenagers from the projects? I don`t understand.
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    ScissorFox Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    ICP is ridiculous. "Juggalos" are pathetic fags. Stop wearing make-up you wannabe white gangsta poo.
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    I laughed super hard at "he be runnin up in their poo".

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