The Evening Juggalo News

Submitted by: keith2 6 years ago

With lead anchor, Crazy Thug Nutz, and all of today"s top current events.
There are 51 comments:
Female 374
I laughed super hard at "he be runnin up in their poo".
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Male 97
ICP is ridiculous. "Juggalos" are pathetic fags. Stop wearing make-up you wannabe white gangsta poo.
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Male 106
What is an insane clown posse? And why are these people talking like they are teenagers from the projects? I don`t understand.
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Male 1,505
"once you`re down you`re down for life. If not, you never were to begin with."

Try being original. Look inside any Suicidal Tendencies LP from 20 years back and you`ll see the line "If you`re not now, you never were."

Cliche.

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Male 275
I`d like to see what murderbitch looks like without the clown makeup.
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Female 387
I don`t know why I should feel the need to defend myself but I`m sorry, but there`s something to be said about knowing the lyrics inside and out to every LP, EP, bootleg album, B-side that they put out before 2002 (that`s a lot!). Believe me, the love was there but I got older and moved onto different things. I never stopped being down with the clown and I`ll defend a juggalo any day. That doesn`t make me fake, it makes me human.
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Male 225
this is how the news should be!!!! no more pussy footing around. and "this litigation goes through or I got a hatchet with your dick`s name on it" LMFAO
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Female 1,380
mrshoneydew....sorry, but you were never a juggalette...once you`re down you`re down for life. If not, you never were to begin with.
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Male 41
I`d tune in!!!!!!
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Male 22
F`N A dats off da hook
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Female 1,682
Due to the organized activities of the Juggalos here, my city just classified Juggalos as a gang.
Really. Right or wrong, stereotypes are self-perpetuating.
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Because a small group (compared to how many juggalos/letters there are) represents all of them right? Like I said, its just an ignorant stereotypes. But meh. Believe what you will. Not my problem if you are stupid/ignorant.
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Male 4,014
"Send yo mama straight up to the sto`, tell that bitch to bring home a faygo!"

HA!

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Male 4,014
"ICP = the biggest fail in music I have ever seen"
I respectfully disagree. There is much worse music in the world. ICP is actually very funny in a highly violent way. I haven`t listened to them since like 1996, but that stuff was funny as hell.

Funny as in, "I was afraid to ask a girl to the prom, so I dug up a girl`s corpse and put on a private prom for her and I in my mom`s basement, with faygo and streamers and chips."

And they taught me VALUABLE LESSONS like "cotton candy don`t get wet until its in your mouth." Some things they just don`t teach you in sex ed.

Ahhh, youth.

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Male 4,014
I went to an ICP concert when I was like 14-15, and it was fricken crazy and fun as hell actually. They had pallets of faygo two-liters, and they just constantly opened them up and spilled them all over the crowd. If was sticky and fun as hell.

I`ve since grown up and don`t listen to ICP anymore, but I can say with pride that I was "down with the clowns and I`m down for life, YO!"

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Female 196
This is exatly what my brother does. I have tried to have serious conversations with him when he`s all ICP`d up like that and I cannot take him seriously. He`s going to an ICP concert tonight with his friends and I have to drive them there. FAIL for me.
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Male 1,195
lmao
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Male 518
I liked it throughout, especially the reference to FDR, but when glenn beck came on I cracked up.
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Female 7,833
I have no idea what this is all about! I think it has passed me over, for which I am mightily relieved.
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Male 617
win. i love making fun of these guys.
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Male 1,054
"Meh, I am a juggalette, and I can assure you I am not white trash. "

If you have to say it, it can`t be true.

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Male 9,306
I`d actually be interested in politics if this was how they behaved. XD
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Male 1,505
"Meh, I am a juggalette, and I can assure you I am not white trash. I am actually far from it. Good job believing in a stereotype, and good job being ignorant :D"

Due to the organized activities of the Juggalos here, my city just classified Juggalos as a gang.
Really. Right or wrong, stereotypes are self-perpetuating.

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Male 7,585
f***, i just cant believe two idiots from around my neighborhood dressed up like clowns, rapped, started this trend, and it has spread so far. who could have seen it coming?
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Female 1,682
And RadTad is a perfect example of that ignorant dumbass ^_^
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Male 61
@kiersten: "I am a juggalette...good job being ignorant" HAHA Oh the irony.
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Female 1,682
Meh, I am a juggalette, and I can assure you I am not white trash. I am actually far from it. Good job believing in a stereotype, and good job being ignorant :D
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Female 158
MrsHoneyDew, you dropped the hatchet, don`t be calling yourself a "former juggalo" because you`re nothing but a juffaho.
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Male 5,190
ICP...

*Walks away*

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Male 815
i`m pregnant....and it`s yours


.........shut the f*** up bitch

that made me lmao

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Male 203
lol more like lead anchor Rod Blagojevich
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Female 2,289
Actually ICP put out a few of my favorites.


..yeah that`s about it

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Male 680
Pretty funny, but should probably have had some sort of language warning.. just sayin`
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Female 387
Though people would never guess, I was a serious "Juggalete" in high school. Those days are long gone, and I`ve moved on to mellow indie rock.
However, being a former Juggalo, I find this rather amusing for some reason.
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Female 1,148
ICP = the biggest fail in music I have ever seen.
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Male 7,585
they actually made some good points. oh yeah, and f***ing right!! FAYGO FOREVER!!!
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Male 57
This also reminds me of a time I was dragged to a juggalo wrestling match in iL, in beautiful Saget(AKA East St. Louis) You`d know it if you`d been there before, and yes there was plenty of people that somehow made it into the gene-pool. How sad.
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Male 57
Juggalos crack me up. I got one living near me and it just amazes me how people can get roped into that $hit. I mean really.....Really? Do you have to paint your face to act like a gangsta, and put silly stickers on your car showing that you are basically white trash? Way to bring the white man down. That the kind of crap you`d expect out of illinois,(<--Without a capital "i") because well...illinois can suck it!
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Female 44
Hilarious. Better: read the Youtube comments by juggalos who don`t understand that the clip is making fun of their idiocy.
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Male 46
LOL @ the scrolling news ticker.. "Tiger Woods apologizes for getting mad pussy"
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Female 1,380
yayyy no more faygo shortagesss :) :)
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Male 35
I actually understood all tha, and it sounded way better than regular TV newscasts
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Female 8
I`ve got to say that wasn`t bad.
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Male 2,056
that was actually pretty good

lol!

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Male 2,688
ROFL!
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Female 2,352
Pretty damn funny actually.
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Female 1,894
"...or i got a hatchet with your dicks name on it."
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Female 1,682
Hahaha. This is fantastic XD I love this sh*t. If news were like this all the time I would absolutely love watching it. Omg, I loled so hard.
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Male 2,033
One of the stupidest, unfunny thing ever posted on IAB. Its like atom...only worse.
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Male 25,416
hmmm.. i see what you did there
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Male 263
This is hilarious!!! I kinda wish the real news was like this sometimes.
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Male 2,592
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