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Date: 03/07/10 04:33 PM

117 Responses to The Divorce Letter To End All Divorce Letters [Pic

  1. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Blammo!
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    total epicness
  3. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    win dan, win.
  4. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    checkmate.
  5. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    tl;dr
  6. Profile photo of eggmaster
    eggmaster Male 13-17
    60 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    This is SO epic.
  7. Profile photo of BulletBlader
    BulletBlader Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    What.A.LEGEND!
  8. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Dan wins. Flawless victory.
  9. Profile photo of dcb
    dcb Male 13-17
    93 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Has to be fake. Or a huge d-bag. But i still love it and its just to great.. HA! :)
  10. Profile photo of bomberouno
    bomberouno Male 18-29
    185 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Holy crap, that was awesome even if its not real, its pretty clever.
  11. Profile photo of HbSuRfNsKaTe
    HbSuRfNsKaTe Male 13-17
    9 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    ohhhhh burn!!!! 3rd degree!!!
  12. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    lol. im not sure what else to say but lol
  13. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    i feel a little retarded now not getting what the epicness is or how this is a burn, as HbSuRfNsKaTe said.
  14. Profile photo of Ninja-Nerd
    Ninja-Nerd Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    FINISH HER!
  15. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    That`s just horrible.
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    when i first looked at it, i was thinking that it was way to long. however, once i started reading i was so glad that i took the time.
  17. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    `Shopped
  18. Profile photo of kouish
    kouish Male 13-17
    90 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    this a really hot letter, but also extremely funny lol
  19. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    I love how it says Vicki and then Vicky...
  20. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Oh my GOD! So terrible and yet I`m laughing my ass off! XD
  22. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    amazing, pure amazing.
  23. Profile photo of woozel121
    woozel121 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    I would toss the remote in the garbage disposal
  24. Profile photo of Angelity
    Angelity Female 30-39
    14 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    I actually felt so horrible for the wife when I read this.
  25. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    THAT WAS AMAZING!!
  26. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    In the event of a fire please save this letter.
  27. Profile photo of MCFC89
    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    EPIC BURN! EPIC BURN!
  28. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    I literally LOL`d at paragraph 7, and Do you know where the f*cking remote is??? This guy is a total slut. He just got done saying how he banged like 5 girls and then he says, Love Dan.
  29. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Oh Ho-Lee pooe, that was epic!
  30. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    That was pretty damn funny
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    "Dear Dan, your pathetic letter tallying your score makes you feel better, but I`m a woman. I only need to walk into a pub and say `who wants sex?` and 50 guys will line up. End of story."
  32. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    Um... WHAT?
  33. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    ahahahah brilliant, poor moderately attractive Connie :P
  34. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    "Dear Dan, your pathetic letter tallying your score makes you feel better, but I`m a woman. I only need to walk into a pub and say `who wants sex?` and 50 guys will line up. End of story."

    - So true.

  35. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    That`s hilarious!
  36. Profile photo of jemini6782
    jemini6782 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    im a chick and all i can say dude is way to go!!!!
  37. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    ashbexmaeur
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    28 Posts Sunday, March 7, 2010 6:51:27 PM
    "Dear Dan, your pathetic letter tallying your score makes you feel better, but I`m a woman. I only need to walk into a pub and say `who wants sex?` and 50 guys will line up. End of story."

    - So true.
    --------------------------------------------------

    Shiiiiiiiii

    Yeah...you win!

  38. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    tl;roltp

    Read Only Last Two Paragraphs

  39. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Thank you, Lionhart.
  40. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    oh lionhart...quit making the letter less epic...no matter how true what you said is...=(
  41. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Absolutely epic.
  42. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Wow!!!
  43. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    that was porntastic, but also funny. damn i never even THOUGHT of using mirrors for sex!
  44. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Somewhere out there....there`s a girl that`s going "aaaaawwwww"
  45. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    "Dear Dan, your pathetic letter tallying your score makes you feel better, but I`m a woman. I only need to walk into a pub and say `who wants sex?` and 50 guys will line up. End of story."


    -yeah, but if you f*** those dirty bar guys you are filthy whore. now, if you f*** his brother, and some 19 year old kid, you are a champ.

  46. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    that is f**kin awesome
  47. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Most.Epic.Getbacktogetherletter.Ever. this man is beast.
  48. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    OUCH. that dratig hurt! LOL

    and LOL @ Terminal88... Im sure you`re right! :)

  49. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    *takes notes*
    Wait, what? >___>
  50. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    Hmm, I wonder why they got divorced?
  51. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    wow. thats an epic WTF and LOL all in the same page XD
  52. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    Hahaha. That is hilarious and fantastic. I love it. So very epic.
  53. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    Fake.
  54. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    Connie, you bitch,take him back!
  55. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    Just. . wow. XD
  56. Profile photo of gecibebele
    gecibebele Male 18-29
    76 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    This Man became my personal hero!:)
  57. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    you know she`ll take him back, she won`t be able to stand him having so much fun...
  58. Profile photo of yitani
    yitani Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:03 am
    MY HERO!!
  59. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:13 am
    EPIC WIN
  60. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:16 am
    HAHAHA! Pure f`ing awesome.
  61. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:26 am
    I would toss the remote in the garbage disposal - Oh yes, that would get him back. Idiot.
  62. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:53 am
    ". . . maybe I`m just growing up a little bit."

    nice

  63. Profile photo of mcai8rw2
    mcai8rw2 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:56 am
    i love this guy.

    HAHHAHAh! drat you, you stupid uptight bitch! See how we want our women!

  64. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:22 am
    Lionhart, in the words of Bash.org:

    "If a key opens any lock, it`s a pretty awesome key. If a lock can be opened by any key, it`s a pretty crappy lock"

  65. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:28 am
    Dude Baalthazaq: I will remember that!

    Food for thought (since I didn`t know what you were referring to at first): do you think this highly accessible analogy has anything to do with the double-standard which exists between promiscuous members of the opposite sex?

  66. Profile photo of iBegrindin
    iBegrindin Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:45 am
    "i love this guy.
    HAHHAHAh! drat you, you stupid uptight bitch! See how we want our women!"

    See how YOU want your women. I`d prefer mine don`t come with STDs.

  67. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:36 am
    Oh wow, I guess I am the only one who sees how truly pathetic this letter is.

    Translation: I am so desperate and so not over you that I took the time to write an incredibly long, ficticious letter detailing how many women I`ve bonked since you left me so I could show you what a big man I am and how over you I am!

    Hmmmm, If he was really that over her then he would be out shagging other women and not writing long letters to his soon to be ex wife about them.. This just spells LOSER.

  68. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:46 am
    @Elle1987: Totally agree with you. This just reeks of petty revenge and desperation.
  69. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:53 am
    SOOO awesome.

    also, i still cant swear, after i just read this innappropriate but hilarious letter on your website, iab? sigh.

  70. Profile photo of G0T0Guy
    G0T0Guy Male 30-39
    258 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:16 am
    Go pink! Hypocritical site is hypocritical.
  71. Profile photo of mnun1234
    mnun1234 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:40 am
    lolz, that guy does seem pathetic, even if he does get some tail!!! haaarumpf!!
  72. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:18 am
    This is pathetic.

    I agree, but it is sooooo, sooooo awesome.

  73. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32822 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:21 am
    It just reeks of.... FAKE!
    I mean a guy would ask the important question right away! "where`s the remote" would be in the first paragraph, not the last.
    "I banged your sister" would be in bold type, lolz!!!
  74. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:52 am
    dammit!! how did my divorce letter get on the freakin` internet!!???
  75. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:37 am
    Idiot, that letter probably cost him an extre $40g
  76. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 7:55 am
    I think I saw this before, but I`m not sure where...anyway, it`s been around for a while.
  77. Profile photo of conshaldow
    conshaldow Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:43 am
    aaahh... he banged an 19 year old, his neighbour and his sister in law? HIGH FIVE! :D
  78. Profile photo of FruitTwist
    FruitTwist Male 18-29
    64 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:06 am
    .....lol
  79. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Ouch. Just, Ouch.
  80. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    411 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:44 am
    That was fantastic!
  81. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:47 am
    brill. Whether this was totally justified or totally uncalled for - it is pretty funny.
  82. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 10:02 am
    EPIC!!
  83. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 10:42 am
    For. The. Win.
  84. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:27 am
    I dunno... Methinks it tried too hard.
  85. Profile photo of
    bdr127
    47 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Damn, bitch, where`s my remote?!?!
  86. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Thats just awesome!
  87. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:56 am
    that`s too much to read. all i read was the last line.
  88. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:58 am
    This man is my hero.
  89. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Ok I just read it and it`s freakn` halariously awesome!!! FTW!
  90. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    The baby sister thing was too much. If my ex said that about my baby sister, I would tear out his testacles one at a time and punch him in the gut repeatedly.

    I mean, she`s my baby sister.

  91. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    I`ve gotta meet this guy, as with most that have already commented...MY HERO!
  92. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    lmao
  93. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    So not funny fake pile of crap
  94. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    that was stupid.
  95. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    oh my god ahahaha...
  96. Profile photo of Reedman
    Reedman Male 13-17
    28 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Ahaha throat yogurt.
  97. Profile photo of TiagoBraw
    TiagoBraw Male 30-39
    10 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Obvious fake is obvious...
  98. Profile photo of Xutar
    Xutar Male 13-17
    154 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    very well written, and its the type of thing you wish you had the balls to do in real life.
  99. Profile photo of mrjude
    mrjude Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Obvious fake? Whatever. I`ve written worse to ex`s. This could easily be real.
  100. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    obvious fake is so obvious that anyone calling it fake is a fcuking moron.
  101. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    that was awesome! so descriptive lol
  102. Profile photo of DarthDefault
    DarthDefault Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    I`ve done worse, I sent a singing telegram to my ex`s parents house, along with photos of her cheating on me. You just have to remember, it will come back to haunt you later, but for a while, you can get the feeling of ultimate revenge. My fav was a friend of mine caught his fiance with the best man at the wedding, so he ran and got a camera, recorded it, and showed it while they were at the alter when the priest asked if anyone had a reason for them not to be married. It even made it on the local news a few years back, it was awesome!
  103. Profile photo of BizahrClover
    BizahrClover Female 70 & Over
    255 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    lol
  104. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    i refuse to read all of this for something that may or may not be funny.
  105. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    lol i really dont know if i should think this is funny or piss me off really bad...
  106. Profile photo of ason_1
    ason_1 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    HA!!!!!!!!!!
  107. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    lolol omg.... if thats real, that guy is the ballsiest guy on earth next to so few people...
  108. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    thoat yougurt = win
  109. Profile photo of Evological
    Evological Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    that was funny
  110. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 5:37 am
    uhhh i want a female version of this so i can send it to my ex-bf. Any ideas how a man can be made feel hurt and angry? pls?
  111. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    kimkio, send him pictures of you and another guy making out, i am willing to help you achieve that goal.
  112. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    lol
  113. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    yeah but what if connie is a really nice person that would be sad
  114. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    This is true Man.
  115. Profile photo of titmeisterx
    titmeisterx Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    sweetness

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