The Divorce Letter To End All Divorce Letters [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

If you"re going to admit failure and get a divorce, you might as well go out in a big old ball of flames like Dan does.
There are 116 comments:
Male 41
sweetness
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Male 478
This is true Man.
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Male 206
yeah but what if connie is a really nice person that would be sad
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Male 332
lol
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Male 351
kimkio, send him pictures of you and another guy making out, i am willing to help you achieve that goal.
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Female 876
uhhh i want a female version of this so i can send it to my ex-bf. Any ideas how a man can be made feel hurt and angry? pls?
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Male 11
that was funny
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Male 1,834
thoat yougurt = win
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Male 383
lolol omg.... if thats real, that guy is the ballsiest guy on earth next to so few people...
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Male 13
HA!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 257
lol i really dont know if i should think this is funny or piss me off really bad...
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Male 4,793
i refuse to read all of this for something that may or may not be funny.
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Male 5,189
Could be real so shush.

And thats funny.

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Female 254
lol
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Male 98
I`ve done worse, I sent a singing telegram to my ex`s parents house, along with photos of her cheating on me. You just have to remember, it will come back to haunt you later, but for a while, you can get the feeling of ultimate revenge. My fav was a friend of mine caught his fiance with the best man at the wedding, so he ran and got a camera, recorded it, and showed it while they were at the alter when the priest asked if anyone had a reason for them not to be married. It even made it on the local news a few years back, it was awesome!
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Male 192
that was awesome! so descriptive lol
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Male 4,867
obvious fake is so obvious that anyone calling it fake is a fcuking moron.
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Male 19
Obvious fake? Whatever. I`ve written worse to ex`s. This could easily be real.
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Male 154
very well written, and its the type of thing you wish you had the balls to do in real life.
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Male 10
Obvious fake is obvious...
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Male 28
Ahaha throat yogurt.
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Male 180
oh my god ahahaha...
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Female 238
that was stupid.
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Male 1,072
So not funny fake pile of crap
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Male 2,056
lmao
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Male 324
I`ve gotta meet this guy, as with most that have already commented...MY HERO!
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Female 1,401
The baby sister thing was too much. If my ex said that about my baby sister, I would tear out his testacles one at a time and punch him in the gut repeatedly.

I mean, she`s my baby sister.

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Male 440
Ok I just read it and it`s freakn` halariously awesome!!! FTW!
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Male 367
This man is my hero.
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Male 440
that`s too much to read. all i read was the last line.
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Male 25,416
Thats just awesome!
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Female 4,028
I dunno... Methinks it tried too hard.
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Male 1,958
For. The. Win.
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Male 480
EPIC!!
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Female 420
brill. Whether this was totally justified or totally uncalled for - it is pretty funny.
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Male 410
That was fantastic!
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Male 1,231
Ouch. Just, Ouch.
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Male 64
.....lol
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Male 24
aaahh... he banged an 19 year old, his neighbour and his sister in law? HIGH FIVE! :D
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Male 116
I think I saw this before, but I`m not sure where...anyway, it`s been around for a while.
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Male 1,013
Idiot, that letter probably cost him an extre $40g
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Male 914
dammit!! how did my divorce letter get on the freakin` internet!!???
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Male 40,739
It just reeks of.... FAKE!
I mean a guy would ask the important question right away! "where`s the remote" would be in the first paragraph, not the last.
"I banged your sister" would be in bold type, lolz!!!
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Male 2,893
This is pathetic.

I agree, but it is sooooo, sooooo awesome.

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Male 40
lolz, that guy does seem pathetic, even if he does get some tail!!! haaarumpf!!
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Male 258
Go pink! Hypocritical site is hypocritical.
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Female 3,828
SOOO awesome.

also, i still cant swear, after i just read this innappropriate but hilarious letter on your website, iab? sigh.

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Male 772
@Elle1987: Totally agree with you. This just reeks of petty revenge and desperation.
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Female 519
Oh wow, I guess I am the only one who sees how truly pathetic this letter is.

Translation: I am so desperate and so not over you that I took the time to write an incredibly long, ficticious letter detailing how many women I`ve bonked since you left me so I could show you what a big man I am and how over you I am!

Hmmmm, If he was really that over her then he would be out shagging other women and not writing long letters to his soon to be ex wife about them.. This just spells LOSER.

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Male 132
"i love this guy.
HAHHAHAh! drat you, you stupid uptight bitch! See how we want our women!"

See how YOU want your women. I`d prefer mine don`t come with STDs.

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Male 3,631
Dude Baalthazaq: I will remember that!

Food for thought (since I didn`t know what you were referring to at first): do you think this highly accessible analogy has anything to do with the double-standard which exists between promiscuous members of the opposite sex?

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Male 4,546
Lionhart, in the words of Bash.org:

"If a key opens any lock, it`s a pretty awesome key. If a lock can be opened by any key, it`s a pretty crappy lock"

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Male 20
i love this guy.

HAHHAHAh! drat you, you stupid uptight bitch! See how we want our women!

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Male 1,218
". . . maybe I`m just growing up a little bit."

nice

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Male 621
I would toss the remote in the garbage disposal - Oh yes, that would get him back. Idiot.
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Male 782
HAHAHA! Pure f`ing awesome.
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Male 1,129
EPIC WIN
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Male 48
MY HERO!!
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Male 1,793
you know she`ll take him back, she won`t be able to stand him having so much fun...
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Male 76
This Man became my personal hero!:)
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Female 2,352
Just. . wow. XD
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Male 2,737
Connie, you bitch,take him back!
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Male 394
Fake.
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Female 1,682
Hahaha. That is hilarious and fantastic. I love it. So very epic.
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Female 5,222
wow. thats an epic WTF and LOL all in the same page XD
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Female 387
Hmm, I wonder why they got divorced?
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Female 1,589
*takes notes*
Wait, what? >___>
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Male 476
OUCH. that dratig hurt! LOL

and LOL @ Terminal88... Im sure you`re right! :)

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Male 2,748
Most.Epic.Getbacktogetherletter.Ever. this man is beast.
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Male 894
that is f**kin awesome
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Male 7,830
"Dear Dan, your pathetic letter tallying your score makes you feel better, but I`m a woman. I only need to walk into a pub and say `who wants sex?` and 50 guys will line up. End of story."


-yeah, but if you f*** those dirty bar guys you are filthy whore. now, if you f*** his brother, and some 19 year old kid, you are a champ.

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Male 258
Somewhere out there....there`s a girl that`s going "aaaaawwwww"
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Male 610
that was porntastic, but also funny. damn i never even THOUGHT of using mirrors for sex!
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Male 161
Wow!!!
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Male 2,690
Absolutely epic.
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Male 3,915
oh lionhart...quit making the letter less epic...no matter how true what you said is...=(
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Male 562
Thank you, Lionhart.
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Male 1,837
tl;roltp

Read Only Last Two Paragraphs

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Male 3,369
ashbexmaeur
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
28 Posts Sunday, March 7, 2010 6:51:27 PM
"Dear Dan, your pathetic letter tallying your score makes you feel better, but I`m a woman. I only need to walk into a pub and say `who wants sex?` and 50 guys will line up. End of story."

- So true.
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Shiiiiiiiii

Yeah...you win!

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Female 7
im a chick and all i can say dude is way to go!!!!
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Female 157
That`s hilarious!
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Female 157
"Dear Dan, your pathetic letter tallying your score makes you feel better, but I`m a woman. I only need to walk into a pub and say `who wants sex?` and 50 guys will line up. End of story."

- So true.

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Male 776
ahahahah brilliant, poor moderately attractive Connie :P
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Male 213
Um... WHAT?
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Male 8,300
"Dear Dan, your pathetic letter tallying your score makes you feel better, but I`m a woman. I only need to walk into a pub and say `who wants sex?` and 50 guys will line up. End of story."
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Male 363
That was pretty damn funny
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Male 712
Oh Ho-Lee pooe, that was epic!
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Male 721
I literally LOL`d at paragraph 7, and Do you know where the f*cking remote is??? This guy is a total slut. He just got done saying how he banged like 5 girls and then he says, Love Dan.
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Male 122
EPIC BURN! EPIC BURN!
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Male 423
In the event of a fire please save this letter.
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Male 730
THAT WAS AMAZING!!
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Female 14
I actually felt so horrible for the wife when I read this.
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Female 53
I would toss the remote in the garbage disposal
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Male 100
amazing, pure amazing.
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Male 9,305
Oh my GOD! So terrible and yet I`m laughing my ass off! XD
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Male 2,788
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
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Female 767
I love how it says Vicki and then Vicky...
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Male 90
this a really hot letter, but also extremely funny lol
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Male 15,510
`Shopped
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Male 7,830
when i first looked at it, i was thinking that it was way to long. however, once i started reading i was so glad that i took the time.
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Male 1,023
That`s just horrible.
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Male 139
FINISH HER!
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Male 1,403
i feel a little retarded now not getting what the epicness is or how this is a burn, as HbSuRfNsKaTe said.
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Male 806
lol. im not sure what else to say but lol
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Male 9
ohhhhh burn!!!! 3rd degree!!!
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Male 185
Holy crap, that was awesome even if its not real, its pretty clever.
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Male 93
Has to be fake. Or a huge d-bag. But i still love it and its just to great.. HA! :)
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Male 2,688
Dan wins. Flawless victory.
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Male 3
What.A.LEGEND!
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Male 60
This is SO epic.
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Female 3,574
tl;dr
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Male 2,510
checkmate.
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Female 4,419
win dan, win.
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Male 5,314
total epicness
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Male 350
Blammo!
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Male 20,905
Link: The Divorce Letter To End All Divorce Letters [Pic [Rate Link] - If you`re going to admit failure and get a divorce, you might as well go out in a big old ball of flames like Dan does.
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