So I Saw This Girl At A Party... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Yep, it"s pretty safe to say we"ve all had this inner dialogue--both guys and girls--when we meet someone great and new.
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Female 251
This is cute, that guy reminds me of my boyfriend... I think it`s because he`s a bit of a geek and a little quirky. plus they pretty much have the same hair. (you should see him first thing, he looks like something out of Naruto!)

@wereallboned - Your Lady must be an absolute legend! She clearly thinks you`re awesome :)
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Male 703
this is some stupid crap
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Male 227
run-on sentence. :(
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Male 256
sounds like my gf to me for the most part--i must be a lucky guy
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Male 312
Dude, i love Tales of mere existince, thats the video this was taken from.
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Male 540
Does this thing double as an optical illusion? I swear it looked like the whole screen was slowly sinking as I was reading.
Maybe I`m just dying of crazy brain.
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Female 40
Normal girlfriends don`t do all that??? Wow, I`ve been WAY too good to boys!
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Male 332
"AAAHH! THEY CAN SEE INSIDE MY HEAD!"

Duh, look at your picture. You`re just giving it away!
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Male 2,121
AAAHH! THEY CAN SEE INSIDE MY HEAD!
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Male 153
LOL @Atomaton
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Female 317
Yeah, no. I have never had anything remotely similar to this inner dialogue.
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Male 98
DellSucks is the reason why I`ve lost faith in the American Education System
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Male 342
Too long, didn`t read.
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Male 1,193
lol david, they arent. theyre just unrealistic.
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Male 1,106
I don`t think his expectations are really all that high.
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Male 354
The dildo model thing, he`s talking about making a cast of his penis and there being many dildos made from that cast which would be just like his penis.
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Male 1,043
Tales of Mere Exsistance RULE!
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Female 877
omg! that`s me!! O.O
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Female 82
god this sounds so much like my bf its sad
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Male 3,619
@Max_Normal
You make Europe sound like a pretty nice place.

but ofcourse we have social difficulties and feelings like this. it is just normal.
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Male 649
You gotta love tales of mere existence!!
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Female 914
good one Max Normal, and it`s sad cuz it`s true. DON`T TRY TO DENY IT MURICUNS!!
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Female 3,574
Uhm, lol because Europeans are not religious at all? :P
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Male 2,220
Knee-high? What`s wrong with thigh length boots... and one of those lil black velvet choker things..
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Male 500
Judging by the amount of posts here, not many non-americans have empathy with this at all, and virtually no Europeans whatsoever. I often wondered why Americans are so guilty and unsure about sex and relationships while being so relaxed and cool about violence. Then I remembered: Religion.
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Male 36
Wow, I can relate ... though I don`t like rotary telephones ... nope, find that very odd :P
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Female 3,828
LOL awesome!! love it
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Male 71
Technically, it isn`t a run-on sentence, just a series of incomplete sentences separated in a form resembling joint complete sentences...
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Male 680
Dooflotchie: You also forgot to add "A love of hyphens".

Awesome! Except the dildo-modelling, that`s just odd.
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Male 48
mind-boggling.
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Male 1,371
Tl;dr.
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Male 43
tl;dr
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Female 336
He forgot, "...and really LOVES super-long run-on sentences..."
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Male 7,585
been there brother, not quite as neurotic, but been there.
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Female 70
I like the knee-high leather boots part. Those things are awesome. Hence why I own a pair!
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Female 13
I <3 tales of mere existence!!!
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Female 120
The "Tales of Mere Existence" videos are all pretty darn entertaining, in an unusual sense.
I like the "bonk my brains out" expression.. :l
Hmm.. once i got to talk to this cute guy and he turned out to be damn annoying.
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Female 136
"wow he just described how I treat my boyfriend to the tee."

me too.
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Female 3,574
I`d call it pessimistic rather than introverted, myself.
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Female 261
Sounds like me every time I see someone I`d like to talk to.
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Male 722
Wait... "And tell me I could be a model for a best-selling dildo"?? He`s a guy. What the hell. (By their feet for those too lazy to read and just decided to go to comments)
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Female 38
My best friend was a lot like that to her boyfriend, and the nicest thing i can say about what he did is he got bored.
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Male 715
"Yep, it`s pretty safe to say we`ve all had this inner dialogue--both guys and girls--when we meet someone great and new. "

Ummmm....no.
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Male 239
@LazyMe484

It`s called introverted... not emo.
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Female 614
@lazyme
i don`t know if i think it`s supposed to be emo. i thought it was a little bit sweet, and funny. i think the qualities that the person`s listing could be what alot of us are looking for :D
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Male 64
it was cute till i got to the bottom of it
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Female 767
I love this guy, but his videos are better.
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Male 10,440
... Also, I`d rather just watch the video then read all that.
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Male 10,440
All that is one sentence. To be honest, this guy is a little too emo to represent me, (or most people?). He must have been by himself thinking all this through the whole party and never actually going over and talking to her.
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Female 125
wow, runs through my mind every day
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Female 1,148
this one was my favorite!
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Male 2,034
@Fatninja01: That`s what she said.

ZING!
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Male 730
Since it`s that guy who does the atheism videos I totally read in his voice in my head O.O
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Female 864
This is everything I try to be for my fiance :P
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Female 492
"Doesn`t make sense - if he `could be a model for a best-selling dildo,` he probably wouldn`t be the type that gets embarrassed talking to girls."

It says "TELL ME I could be a model..." not that he thinks he could be a model. He just wants he to tell him that so he`d feel good. That`s what I got out of it.
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Male 25,416
wow, thats long!
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Female 667
It would be really hard for her to answer her `cel phone.`
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Male 988
@emzrok
Yup. Thats how all the girls here are too.
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Male 1,351
Reality, in the midst of our lives where we long for true love, keeps us grounded and humble. Well, love and the iron ball our wives would attach to us whenever we go out. Mainly the latter.
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Female 1,306
"That describes any random girl. As long as they aren`t those Ambercrombie-wearing, billabong-bag-carrying, superficial chicks, with the zebra striped EVERYTHING and bright pink nails. Yuck."

If you saw where I lived, who you just described IS any random girl. Be thankful you, somehow, don`t live in a place like that.

Unless you were being mega sarcastic...or something.
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Male 5,194
Doesn`t make sense - if he "could be a model for a best-selling dildo", he probably wouldn`t be the type that gets embarrassed talking to girls. I say he he wrote this just to get sympathy, and it is 100% BS.
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Female 92
... Wow.

Maybe he should write an emo song.
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Male 2,056
@Mr chubbles, i think preppy might sum that up

damn tho, gotta love lev
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Female 288
That describes any random girl. As long as they aren`t those Ambercrombie-wearing, billabong-bag-carrying, superficial chicks, with the zebra striped EVERYTHING and bright pink nails. Yuck.
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Female 2,289
Girls know that they could never be that, and it depresses us too because we want to.
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Male 1,378
old
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Female 584
wow he just described how I treat my boyfriend to the tee.
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Male 807
amazing...simply put
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Female 356
This is a story I`m all to familar with. I think most of that runs threw my head, too.
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Male 4,014
love, its a motherf*cker, eh?
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Male 418
no such girl exists
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Male 4,867
lev ftw
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Male 239
I read it with Lev`s voice in my head so it was pretty much the same experience for me.
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Male 716
Story of my life...
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Male 217
eh they gotta at least tick a percentage of those boxes, it just depends on the difference standards of lonely boys.

Not answering phone + bonking brains out is a must tho :D
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Female 2,352
Yeah I`ve never expected that amount of perfection from anyone I know let alone a stranger. X3
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Female 290
Ahh, I love Lev`s videos. :D
(The video of this being way better than the text. ^^)
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Male 133
tldr?
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Male 1,451
Thank you Fancy for posting a text version of Tales of Mere Existance (as Hadji already pointed out)... The videos are better and don`t misspell vegetarian.
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Male 1,455
Original

To be more specific.
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Male 4,680
Pessimism sucks.
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Male 5,314
so very very very true.... :-(
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Female 3,574
Well if you`re looking for someone who is perfect, of course you`re going to be disappointed every time.
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Male 19,838
Link: So I Saw This Girl At A Party... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yep, it`s pretty safe to say we`ve all had this inner dialogue--both guys and girls--when we meet someone great and new.
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