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Date: 03/31/10 01:01 PM

84 Responses to So I Saw This Girl At A Party… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Link: So I Saw This Girl At A Party... - Yep, it`s pretty safe to say we`ve all had this inner dialogue--both guys and girls--when we meet someone great and new.
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Well if you`re looking for someone who is perfect, of course you`re going to be disappointed every time.
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    so very very very true.... :-(
  4. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Pessimism sucks.
  5. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Original

    To be more specific.
  6. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Thank you Fancy for posting a text version of Tales of Mere Existance (as Hadji already pointed out)... The videos are better and don`t misspell vegetarian.
  7. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    tldr?
  8. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Ahh, I love Lev`s videos. :D
    (The video of this being way better than the text. ^^)
  9. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Yeah I`ve never expected that amount of perfection from anyone I know let alone a stranger. X3
  10. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    eh they gotta at least tick a percentage of those boxes, it just depends on the difference standards of lonely boys.

    Not answering phone + bonking brains out is a must tho :D
  11. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Story of my life...
  12. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    I read it with Lev`s voice in my head so it was pretty much the same experience for me.
  13. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    lev ftw
  14. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    no such girl exists
  15. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    love, its a motherf*cker, eh?
  16. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    This is a story I`m all to familar with. I think most of that runs threw my head, too.
  17. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    amazing...simply put
  18. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    wow he just described how I treat my boyfriend to the tee.
  19. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    old
  20. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Girls know that they could never be that, and it depresses us too because we want to.
  21. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    That describes any random girl. As long as they aren`t those Ambercrombie-wearing, billabong-bag-carrying, superficial chicks, with the zebra striped EVERYTHING and bright pink nails. Yuck.
  22. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    @Mr chubbles, i think preppy might sum that up

    damn tho, gotta love lev
  23. Profile photo of dotrom
    dotrom Female 18-29
    92 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    ... Wow.

    Maybe he should write an emo song.
  24. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Doesn`t make sense - if he "could be a model for a best-selling dildo", he probably wouldn`t be the type that gets embarrassed talking to girls. I say he he wrote this just to get sympathy, and it is 100% BS.
  25. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    "That describes any random girl. As long as they aren`t those Ambercrombie-wearing, billabong-bag-carrying, superficial chicks, with the zebra striped EVERYTHING and bright pink nails. Yuck."

    If you saw where I lived, who you just described IS any random girl. Be thankful you, somehow, don`t live in a place like that.

    Unless you were being mega sarcastic...or something.
  26. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Reality, in the midst of our lives where we long for true love, keeps us grounded and humble. Well, love and the iron ball our wives would attach to us whenever we go out. Mainly the latter.
  27. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    @emzrok
    Yup. Thats how all the girls here are too.
  28. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    It would be really hard for her to answer her `cel phone.`
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    wow, thats long!
  30. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    "Doesn`t make sense - if he `could be a model for a best-selling dildo,` he probably wouldn`t be the type that gets embarrassed talking to girls."

    It says "TELL ME I could be a model..." not that he thinks he could be a model. He just wants he to tell him that so he`d feel good. That`s what I got out of it.
  31. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    This is everything I try to be for my fiance :P
  32. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Since it`s that guy who does the atheism videos I totally read in his voice in my head O.O
  33. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    @Fatninja01: That`s what she said.

    ZING!
  34. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    this one was my favorite!
  35. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    wow, runs through my mind every day
  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    All that is one sentence. To be honest, this guy is a little too emo to represent me, (or most people?). He must have been by himself thinking all this through the whole party and never actually going over and talking to her.
  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    ... Also, I`d rather just watch the video then read all that.
  38. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    I love this guy, but his videos are better.
  39. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    it was cute till i got to the bottom of it
  40. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    @lazyme
    i don`t know if i think it`s supposed to be emo. i thought it was a little bit sweet, and funny. i think the qualities that the person`s listing could be what alot of us are looking for :D
  41. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    @LazyMe484

    It`s called introverted... not emo.
  42. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    "Yep, it`s pretty safe to say we`ve all had this inner dialogue--both guys and girls--when we meet someone great and new. "

    Ummmm....no.
  43. Profile photo of Kaid-
    Kaid- Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    My best friend was a lot like that to her boyfriend, and the nicest thing i can say about what he did is he got bored.
  44. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Wait... "And tell me I could be a model for a best-selling dildo"?? He`s a guy. What the hell. (By their feet for those too lazy to read and just decided to go to comments)
  45. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Sounds like me every time I see someone I`d like to talk to.
  46. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    I`d call it pessimistic rather than introverted, myself.
  47. Profile photo of theferret
    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    "wow he just described how I treat my boyfriend to the tee."

    me too.
  48. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    The "Tales of Mere Existence" videos are all pretty darn entertaining, in an unusual sense.
    I like the "bonk my brains out" expression.. :l
    Hmm.. once i got to talk to this cute guy and he turned out to be damn annoying.
  49. Profile photo of banterfemme
    banterfemme Female 18-29
    13 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    I <3 tales of mere existence!!!
  50. Profile photo of RexJNibcore
    RexJNibcore Female 18-29
    70 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    I like the knee-high leather boots part. Those things are awesome. Hence why I own a pair!
  51. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    been there brother, not quite as neurotic, but been there.
  52. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    He forgot, "...and really LOVES super-long run-on sentences..."
  53. Profile photo of WWEdeadman
    WWEdeadman Male 13-17
    43 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    tl;dr
  54. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:28 am
    Tl;dr.
  55. Profile photo of yitani
    yitani Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:55 am
    mind-boggling.
  56. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:32 am
    Dooflotchie: You also forgot to add "A love of hyphens".

    Awesome! Except the dildo-modelling, that`s just odd.
  57. Profile photo of G-Rod
    G-Rod Male 18-29
    71 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:37 am
    Technically, it isn`t a run-on sentence, just a series of incomplete sentences separated in a form resembling joint complete sentences...
  58. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 4:14 am
    LOL awesome!! love it
  59. Profile photo of datroman
    datroman Male 13-17
    36 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 4:47 am
    Wow, I can relate ... though I don`t like rotary telephones ... nope, find that very odd :P
  60. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 4:48 am
    Judging by the amount of posts here, not many non-americans have empathy with this at all, and virtually no Europeans whatsoever. I often wondered why Americans are so guilty and unsure about sex and relationships while being so relaxed and cool about violence. Then I remembered: Religion.
  61. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 4:48 am
    Knee-high? What`s wrong with thigh length boots... and one of those lil black velvet choker things..
  62. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 5:57 am
    Uhm, lol because Europeans are not religious at all? :P
  63. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 6:02 am
    good one Max Normal, and it`s sad cuz it`s true. DON`T TRY TO DENY IT MURICUNS!!
  64. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 6:05 am
    You gotta love tales of mere existence!!
  65. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 6:34 am
    @Max_Normal
    You make Europe sound like a pretty nice place.

    but ofcourse we have social difficulties and feelings like this. it is just normal.
  66. Profile photo of Rainwolf28
    Rainwolf28 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 7:46 am
    god this sounds so much like my bf its sad
  67. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 8:10 am
    omg! that`s me!! O.O
  68. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Tales of Mere Exsistance RULE!
  69. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    354 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 8:25 am
    The dildo model thing, he`s talking about making a cast of his penis and there being many dildos made from that cast which would be just like his penis.
  70. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 9:33 am
    I don`t think his expectations are really all that high.
  71. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:22 am
    lol david, they arent. theyre just unrealistic.
  72. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Too long, didn`t read.
  73. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    DellSucks is the reason why I`ve lost faith in the American Education System
  74. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Yeah, no. I have never had anything remotely similar to this inner dialogue.
  75. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    LOL @Atomaton
  76. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    AAAHH! THEY CAN SEE INSIDE MY HEAD!
  77. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    "AAAHH! THEY CAN SEE INSIDE MY HEAD!"

    Duh, look at your picture. You`re just giving it away!
  78. Profile photo of BlondeFille
    BlondeFille Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    Normal girlfriends don`t do all that??? Wow, I`ve been WAY too good to boys!
  79. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Does this thing double as an optical illusion? I swear it looked like the whole screen was slowly sinking as I was reading.
    Maybe I`m just dying of crazy brain.
  80. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Dude, i love Tales of mere existince, thats the video this was taken from.
  81. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    sounds like my gf to me for the most part--i must be a lucky guy
  82. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 12:00 am
    run-on sentence. :(
  83. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:16 am
    this is some stupid crap
  84. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:28 am
    This is cute, that guy reminds me of my boyfriend... I think it`s because he`s a bit of a geek and a little quirky. plus they pretty much have the same hair. (you should see him first thing, he looks like something out of Naruto!)

    @wereallboned - Your Lady must be an absolute legend! She clearly thinks you`re awesome :)

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