Sad Faucet Is Disgusted With Your Hygiene [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Only Sad Faucet knows your deepest secrets...
There are 29 comments:
Female 59
sad,i couldnot understand
Color Changing Kitchen Faucet
Please Conserve Water
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Male 2,552
>Fatninja
You mean `til it pukes. Or spits, profusely.
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Female 5,222
awww poor faucet
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Male 25,417
Sad, wait till it cries!
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Male 4,807
I`d be sad too if someone pulled my lever and all I did was barf out water.
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Male 16
Oh sure, They`ll post this picture but they won`t post my Darth Vader coffee maker. WTF?
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Female 846
wow. hes really upset.
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Male 5,624
"...its not like I don`t know where its been..."
Yes, you do know where it has been and it IS cleaner than your face so, wash your hands BEFORE you handle it!

"...watched me masturbate..."
No, it`s sad because it had a bad angle and didn`t see anything good. It was all elbow and snorting noises. Cum closer next time...
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Male 894
"He never uses me after he pees..."

well yea, its jut my dick, its not like i dont know where its been! and besides, i didnt get anything on it when i was pissin, so whats the point? yea maybe its a little sweaty, but thats why i shower every morning
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Male 554
actually, he doesn`t have a knob... you gotta lift his stick o.O
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Male 9,305
"He never uses me after he pees..."
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Male 343
Sad faucet and the old Angry Honey Bear post i saw on here once probably just saw the same thing... which means they are in the kitchen... And that means your doing it in the kitchen and, lets be honest, that`s just plain nasty.
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Female 356
I watched me masturbate.
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Female 15,763
Maybe he just doesn`t like you twisting his knobs five f*cking times a day.
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Female 408
lol
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Male 71
It used to be a normal faucet, but some wise guy throatdrated it.
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Male 10,440
[quote] This faucet just saw you naked [/quote]

If it did, it would be a happy faucet
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Female 2,352
He`s seen many a dirty thing.
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Female 1,283
Why does this faucet make me want to cut myself?
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Male 522
...re-post? I think it is, but it might have been somewhere else that I saw this
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Male 194
"Are you ever going to clean that sink? Cause I`ve been looking at that spot of toothpaste for over a year, and it`s turning green!"
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Female 1,043
Sad Faucet Makes Me Emo. *sniffle*
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Male 1,485
poor guy
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Female 53
This faucet just saw you naked
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Male 49
He`s sad because he is constantly vomiting when he is on. Such is sad facet`s existence :-(
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Female 9,557
I can`t stand people who don`t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, it is so disgusting.
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Male 749
D:
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Male 4,014
He`s VERY sad...
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Male 20,825
Link: Sad Faucet Is Disgusted With Your Hygiene [Pic] [Rate Link] - Only Sad Faucet knows your deepest secrets...
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