The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 46    Average: 3.4/5]
29 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 40536
Rating: 3.4
Category: Funny
Date: 03/21/10 02:03 PM

29 Responses to Sad Faucet Is Disgusted With Your Hygiene [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Link: Sad Faucet Is Disgusted With Your Hygiene - Only Sad Faucet knows your deepest secrets...
  2. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    He`s VERY sad...
  3. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    D:
  4. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    I can`t stand people who don`t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, it is so disgusting.
  5. Profile photo of TastyNuggetz
    TastyNuggetz Male 18-29
    49 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    He`s sad because he is constantly vomiting when he is on. Such is sad facet`s existence :-(
  6. Profile photo of woozel121
    woozel121 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    This faucet just saw you naked
  7. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    poor guy
  8. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Sad Faucet Makes Me Emo. *sniffle*
  9. Profile photo of Sarph
    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    "Are you ever going to clean that sink? Cause I`ve been looking at that spot of toothpaste for over a year, and it`s turning green!"
  10. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    ...re-post? I think it is, but it might have been somewhere else that I saw this
  11. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Why does this faucet make me want to cut myself?
  12. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    He`s seen many a dirty thing.
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    This faucet just saw you naked

    If it did, it would be a happy faucet
  14. Profile photo of G-Rod
    G-Rod Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    It used to be a normal faucet, but some wise guy throatdrated it.
  15. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    lol
  16. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Maybe he just doesn`t like you twisting his knobs five f*cking times a day.
  17. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    I watched me masturbate.
  18. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Sad faucet and the old Angry Honey Bear post i saw on here once probably just saw the same thing... which means they are in the kitchen... And that means your doing it in the kitchen and, lets be honest, that`s just plain nasty.
  19. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    "He never uses me after he pees..."
  20. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    actually, he doesn`t have a knob... you gotta lift his stick o.O
  21. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    "He never uses me after he pees..."

    well yea, its jut my dick, its not like i dont know where its been! and besides, i didnt get anything on it when i was pissin, so whats the point? yea maybe its a little sweaty, but thats why i shower every morning
  22. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 12:48 am
    "...its not like I don`t know where its been..."
    Yes, you do know where it has been and it IS cleaner than your face so, wash your hands BEFORE you handle it!

    "...watched me masturbate..."
    No, it`s sad because it had a bad angle and didn`t see anything good. It was all elbow and snorting noises. Cum closer next time...
  23. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 6:53 am
    wow. hes really upset.
  24. Profile photo of DARTHCHADLY
    DARTHCHADLY Male 30-39
    16 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Oh sure, They`ll post this picture but they won`t post my Darth Vader coffee maker. WTF?
  25. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 7:25 am
    I`d be sad too if someone pulled my lever and all I did was barf out water.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Sad, wait till it cries!
  27. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:56 am
    awww poor faucet
  28. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 2:59 am
    >Fatninja
    You mean `til it pukes. Or spits, profusely.
  29. Profile photo of winniety
    winniety Female 18-29
    59 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 1:05 am
    sad,i couldnot understand
    Color Changing Kitchen Faucet
    Please Conserve Water

Leave a Reply