Russian Roulette Wedding Toast

Submitted by: madest 7 years ago in

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Male 1,623
"thinning out the commie numbers, one dumbass at a time, darwin would be proud."

You are wrong and right in both a stupid and an unintentional way.

You are right by showing that Americans never were fighting communists, only Russians.

You are wrong in assuming that the Russians ever were communists and not imperialist nationalist scum just like the Americans.
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Male 15,832
Yeah, he lived, but he still managed to take himself out of the gene pool. Honorary Darwin Award!
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Female 326
The dude lived.

The dude who handed the gun was charged with hooliganism.
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Male 503
thinning out the commie numbers, one dumbass at a time, darwin would be proud.
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Male 189
Wait a second, isn`t there something I`m supposed to spin on this gun? Forget it, it`s probably not important.
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Male 2,893
Actually, now that I think about it, they WERE drunk.
Wow.
Drunk people aren`t that smar......... nevermind.
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Male 2,893
Wow.
Russians aren`t that smart are they?
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Male 5,194
>>First of all, isn`t this supposed to be done with a revolver?

LOL - yeah, that gun`s got a damn CLIP!
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Female 4,039
@OldOllie - LOL. They were playing for first and second prize. Second prize was a night with the bride. First prize was a ten pound ham.
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Male 194
Why do people do this?
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Male 583
@ lazyme484 perhaps he survived because of the gun not being aimed at his head when it went off??
just a thought, maybe their health service is a little bit better than your educational service?
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Male 10,440
First of all, isn`t this supposed to be done with a revolver?

Second, he survived? Who survives a shot to the head point blank? I suppose they`ve got good health care. Ba zing!
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Male 4,593
Nothing better than morons taking themselves out. Thinning the herd can be a huge benefit to the group as a whole.
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Male 1,013
Darwin award: nope he didn`t die (someone earlier posted news story here)
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Male 68
they should have played with a machine gun
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Male 14,331
If you don`t understand how different guns function don`t touch them!! This video is filled to the top with stupid.
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Male 287
Faker than Fred Fake of Fakenham,Fakeshire...
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Male 959
I think the point is that the first shot is going to be an empty chamber, hence the joke. It was the next tit that had a go with the bullet having moved into the chamber was always going to kill himself.
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Male 76
Wait what the drat? When you pull the slide, you chamber a round, right? Well, isn`t russian roulette supposed to be with a revolver? This isn`t even a bet, 100% chance he would die.
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Male 17,512
Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic ???

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Male 701
This site is on a gentle slope downhill it seems..
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Female 1,386
Sometimes I think: "Surely the stupid people out there will do stupid things to kill themselves and the genepool will get smarter!" but then I remember its usually the stupid people who are the welfare baby factories.
Its almost as if they know they have to mass reproduce to balance out the extreme level of stupidity. Hmm...
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Male 250
that... is the single most badass wedding tradition ever. groom and best man (or father or brother of bride.) do a round of russian roulette. It`s stupid as hell, but badass nonetheless...
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Male 15,832
mcflylives, starting with an empty gun, if put in a clip and don`t cycle the slide to chamber a round, it is possible to pull the hammer back and and dry fire it. When you pull back the slide, that cokks the hammer, picks up a round from from the clip, and pushes it up into the chamber. Now it`s ready to fire.

BTW, are you sure these are Russians? When I was a kid we had a joke about Polish roulette; it`s like Russian roulette, only they use an automatic. It never occurred to me that anyone could actually be stupid enough to do it in real life though. Oh, well, you know what they say: life imitates Pollack jokes.
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Male 50


Can I be a MOD? I can post cool stuff too!
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Male 3,431
I`d like to dedicate this round to Darwin.
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Male 845
mcflylives, the first round wasnt chambered. after his shot, he roostered it, and loaded one
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Male 161
You know, this site is really going down hill.
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Male 334
i thought you used a revolver to play russian roulette...? shouldn`t the first guy have had his head blown off using a semi auto like that...? maybe i just don`t know enough about guns, but something here seems really fake.
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Male 914
IAB staff, please sort out your hypocritical rules about what is and isn`t allowed on this site.
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Male 23
This is with out a doubt the coolest thing ever posted on IAB
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Female 356
Nice, IAB. Should have cut out all the boring part though.
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Female 118
I just threw up in mouth a little. Thats just not right.
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Male 210
Uncool. If I wanted to watch this stuff I`d go to Nothing Toxic.
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Female 877
-oh ivan.. i don`t want you to go that wedding. i have a bad feeling about this..

-c`mon olga, it`s my best friend`s wedding, i have to be there... oh don`t look at me like that. relax! what can possibly go wrong? it`s a wedding! not a war or smth.."
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Male 2,160
and on a side note, a 9mm rubber bullet from a pistol can still break your ribs unless you´re armored even at 25m, and at 50 its still not exactly going to leave you unharmed.
this being why we dont see the police force using them as a less than lethal option regularly.
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Male 2,160
so, my question is was he brain dead before or after he did this?
my vote goes to before.
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Male 112
My heart just dropped into my stomach. Rubber bullet or not, not what I thought I was going to be seeing on a IAB site.
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Male 600
Way to play russian roulette with a semi auto...

Darwin award? Anyone?
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Male 931
Retard.
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Male 2,056
OH SH*T
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Female 999
Madduck, your link is invalid.
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Male 3,255
Really? THIS is okie dokie but poo and drat are off limits?

Either censor things or don`t censor things, but do so with a well thought out REASON please. This half-assed, fake morality poo is annoying.
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Male 1,013
quentinb, plz dont take from my polish jab
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Male 191
LtFurpie, I think that was the point. the first guy didn`t really think the second was dumb enough not to know...
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Male 1,222
Thats a pistol, not a revolver
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Male 100
in Russia, Groom shoots wedding!
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Male 25,417
Stupid people!
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Male 15,510
This is how you celebrate in mother Russia...
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Female 3,726
Russians are bad asses...

Moronic bad asses!
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Male 1,013
My bad, but don`t you need a revolver for this game? It`s polish roulette with a semi-automatic.
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Female 7,994
Female 7,994
Mmm- stupid arse, I hope he DOES recover, but the guy who atarted it should be done!
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Male 970
I think it was a rubber bullet, not sure wether he still got killed
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Male 7,378
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