Racist Hillbilly Hot Tub Time Machine [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Hey, that"s topical!
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Female 6
How is he racist? Because of the rebel flag? Jesus there are some sensitive pussies in the world! I promise you that not everybody who owns a rebel flag is racist.
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Male 151
manswers definitly covered this exact thing, but its pretty sweet seeing it for real
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Male 894
lol, you can only try LightShaded
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Male 134
It`s just a flag. Unfortunately it`s become the banner of white supremacists. In the same way the swastika was once a symbol for Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism but now rarely is seen outside the context of Nazism. The Confederate Flag is this to a lesser extent. Don`t get confused over who you`re arguing with
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Male 5,190
Match a few joints Light?
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Male 1
i have seen a few black ppl down here in Alabama flying the CONFEDERATE flag. however, these are very minimal. also i agree that the CSA tried to secede from the union because they did not agree with the unions views on how to run the country. this is what lead to the civil war. so if you are gonna post take a history lesson
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Female 22
this was on manswers...its actualy a legit way to make a hottub... if i ever get a truck i guess i know what im going to do !
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Male 423
*Rolls a joint* I`m like saurkraut now! :D
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Male 23
@trippyhippy9....

Not to be a stickler for details or anything, but I do believe the southern states tried to peacefully secede and were invaded by the northern states. Ergo, the southern states did not try to "take over America" or "take part of it`s (sic) land." That land was already theirs.

And there was a lot of dancing.
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Male 49
Not recist.
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Male 559
Flying a rebel flag isn`t racist, but it`s ridiculous to think that black people would fly it.

I do however think that it is unpatriotic to fly a rebel flag. it is the flag of another nation that tried to divide America and take part of it`s land. Why would you fly the flag of a dead nation that tried to invade and take over America?
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Male 690
I don`t know where you`re from, there, p0l4r21, but I`m from Alabama, and I sure don`t ever see any black people flying the confederate flag, and I am pretty sure you don`t, either.
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Male 504
The rebel flag does not indicate racism I see black people fly down here frequently.
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Male 14,330
Less than 20% of the Southern population owned slaves because you needed to have a decent amount of money for them. So why would a vast majority want to fight and die for slavery? It wasn`t just that.
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Male 14,330
The Civil War was not just about slavery if it was why didn`t Lincoln abolish slavery at the start? He was a strong abolitionist but he also wanted more troops and abolished it to stop Britain from suppling weapons to the Confederacy beacause they were against slavery but supporting the south.
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Male 2,893
They didn`t really have to put "racist" on the title.
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Female 112
Actually, I am impressed with his ingenuity.
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Female 99
@DarkFerrer Haha I didn`t even notice that.
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Male 295
ATTENTION oceanbeast @ rgu3t0
You obviously missed the fact that its a joke....
some people just cant comprehend jokes.....
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Male 2,220
VV Just add a couple of bottles of JD
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Male 10,845
Where`s the time machine part?
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Male 2,748
love how they actually cut a hole in the tarp to run the hose through... this is so legit that i dont know what to do with myself!
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Male 79
well put oceanbeast. just because there was "hate and racism" in the south..that in no way mean that everyone is. people are just ignorant and oblivious to that fact.
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Female 1,048
I can hear a banjo being tuned to the backdrop of nicely starched pointy hats!
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Male 10,339
The only people who think it`s racist down here (in the south) are the people using that message for their own agenda.
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Male 431
where are the bubbles coming from?
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Male 1,882
>Racist
>Confederate Flag

Derp.
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Male 549
when you are raised in the south you are taught from an early age about southern pride, its inevitable, part of culture. i have honestly seen black people with that flag on their car, it really isn`t a beacon of racism. unless you live down here and really know what it means to the people you will never understand. to the outside world thats the only meaning it might ever have, but to southern folk its much more than that. part of being southern is self reliance, not needing to have a "system" in place to survive, that self assurance is a great source of pride thats part of what the flag symbolizes... in a sense FREEDOM to anyone. it will see backwards to some but people from the south will agree
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Male 208
Heritage, not Hate.
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Male 236
i don`t tolerate racism like this..
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Male 239

"Why isn`t there "Northern" pride?"
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"There is. It`s called the American flag. The south lost goaliejerry. If your side had won that monstrosity would be our National flag."

I don`t like personal attacks... but you`re an idiot. The south wasn`t trying to take over the north and you have no idea what "side" goaliejerry is on.

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Male 2,592
OMG that kid is being so racist
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Male 478
Why is this racist?
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Male 549
southern flag keep a flyin
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Male 231
sigh.....and so the douches at IAB start another argument because they`re douches, what douches
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Male 2,085
Hey manic, are you a John Boy and Billy fan?
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Male 50
yeah im not sure that the flag implies racism ive seen tons of black folks and people of other colors with that flag it just means southern pride ... thats my understanding
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Male 92
just like not all black people like fried chicken, not all southerners are confederate flag waving racists... but c`mon how can you make an argument saying that the assumptions there-in are not very likely the case in almost all instances
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Female 682
woah woah woah....the "confederate flag" is not the flag of the confederacy. the `stars-and-bars` is in fact the battle flag of northern virginia. no way in heck would the south ever join under one flag in the war of northern aggression. And, everyone thinks that its racist towards people of color....if anything it was more of a symbol of rebellion and southern pride...this rebellion/pride originally displayed towards the invading and oppressing north. but I guess we are all entitled to our own opinions....
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Male 36,469
By Golly! Look at THIS
Really, I did not know that! Thanks Ranak!
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Male 25,416
wow that would be horrible!
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Male 36,469
@PosisDas See? People have been fed this overly-simplistic crap for so long they`ve come to think it`s true!
Never mind that plenty of Northerners owned slaves too...
But props for mentioning that Prez Lincoln was Republican! lolz!
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Male 1,351
wow goaliejerry, someone is a little over-excited to post numerous times in a row...
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Male 53
Actually - the whole Germans waving a Nazi flag is akin to southerners waving the Confederate Flag... The only reason that flag exists in the first place was because most of the slave states thought that the Republican President Lincoln was going to end all slavery in the country. Those southerners REALLY like the whole subjugation of with a different skin color than they had so they wanted to leave the country they thought was going to end their "way of life". Any downplay of this fact is either ignorance or a downright lie. The confederate flag is racist any way you look at it.
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Female 3
I don`t know if that`s really that racist.

Just my personal opinion.
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Male 36,469
[quote]When I see the confederate flag, I think of an orange Dodge Charger. - Mikeado[/quote]
Lolz! No Mikeado, don`t go! You`re not the only one :)
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Male 5,194
How is that suppose to be racist? Because the kid`s WHITE?
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Male 231
oooooh. So what was it guys? Educate me :(
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Male 36,469
Race or slavery was NOT the issue which sparked the American Civil War, so the national flag of the Confederacy isn`t soley based on those issues either, eh? Mmmmkay?
We True North (strong and freeee!) people are proud! lolz!
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Male 231
Sorry I know I`m not american, but how is the confederate flag racist? Coz they fought for slavery right? Move to Africa and you`ll see how happy they are to clean your house :) Just sayin, its not racist here like it is in the rest of the world. Actually, the whole of Africa is wondering what you douches are on about...you`re all going on about nothing
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Male 4,014
Why isn`t there "Northern" pride?
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Male 4,014
"Yeah the confederate flag does have that smudge of racism on it but to southerners what it stands for is southern pride. We`re not going to stop that just because it might not be politically corrent."

Meh, thats fair. But people are going to thing you are a racist sympathizer / apologist. And thats fair too.
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Male 4,014
"all the confederate flag is supposed to stand for is southern pride."

Wishing something were so doesn`t make it so. It would be nice if that is all it stands for, but as you note, that is NOT all it stands for. Its amazing to me people even debate this.
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Male 239
"Germans today don`t wave the Nazi flag with pride and say "its not racism, its our heritage," so why do you people feel that waving the confederate flag has NOTHING to do with racism?"

Because all the nazis stand for is racism and atrocities. The confederacy stands for much more than just racism. Racism is a small part of it. Yeah the confederate flag does have that smudge of racism on it but to southerners what it stands for is southern pride. We`re not going to stop that just because it might not be politically corrent.
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Male 4,014
I`m not proud of this country`s racist heritage - thats my entire fricken point. If that makes me self-righteous, then you have changed the meaning of the term beyond recognition.
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Male 4,014
"Lincoln was acting as a tyrant, denying the states that wanted to go, the right they had in the constitution."

lol, Jefferson Davis couldn`t have said it better.
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Male 239
"But I can see why people would be proud of their treasonous, racist heritage. Oh, wait, not proud, I meant ashamed."

This Goaliejerry...
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Male 198
all the confederate flag is supposed to stand for is southern pride. (all though a lot of times it is used as an emblem for slavery/racism)
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Male 4,014
Look - Germans today don`t wave the Nazi flag with pride and say "its not racism, its our heritage," so why do you people feel that waving the confederate flag has NOTHING to do with racism?
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Male 4,014
FIRST - I never said dude in the pickup is racist. I said the flag evokes racism, and that will remain true forever. If you display it, you will remind people of slavery, and will raise legitimate questions as to why you like to display a flag so closely affiliated with human enslavement.

Diego - how is it self-righteous to point out the FACT that the confederate flag evokes slavery?

SECOND - Auburn, I`m not sure where you studied constitutional law, but a state cannot, on its own, secede. Your entire statement seems to be premised on this widely inaccurate understanding of the constitution.

Show me where "The constitution CLEARLY state[s] that states could leave if they wanted." Let me help you out - NOWHERE DOES IT EVEN REMOTELY SAY THAT. Hence, secession = treason.

THIRD - "Once Virginia left, Lincoln ORDERED the union army to attack the southerners as rebels."

Two words - Fort Sumter.

Thats just basic, inc
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Male 275
"Oh god...a Confederate Flag doesn`t mean he (or his family) is a racist. "
You`re right, it just implies it.
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Male 1,254
Smart, gotta use the dark tarps to approximate a blackbody. Now if he pipes the exhaust up through the bed, he`ll have one hell of a tub. Might have to wear a gas mask though...
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Female 1,043
"Mmmmmm carbon monoxidey bubbles."

It only becomes carbon monoxide when there`s not enough oxygen to combust gasoline into carbon dioxide and water. it`s just plain old gasoline.
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Male 807
really? so being a southerner is racism now? never even knew it was a race
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Male 4,290
[quote]YES most rednecks are racist. YES they use the flag as a racist tool. NO THE FLAG ITSELF IS NOT RACIST![/quote]

The swastika was (and still is, in some parts of Asia) a symbol of peace. Now across the entire Western world it symbolises hatred and racism.

The meaning of symbols change with their use. The Confederate flag is now synonymous with slavery and racism, regardless of its initial use.

Unless you literally meant "The flag is not racist" as in the flag itself does not feel hatred, since it is inanimate and has no capacity for thought or emotions. But somehow I doubt that.
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Male 542
@G795mp

I also am wondering.
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Male 625
Oh god...a Confederate Flag doesn`t mean he (or his family) is a racist.
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Male 10,339
Mikeado: So do I sir, so do I.
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Male 10,339
To be honest, in the present day, I`ve seen more racism in the northern states firsthand (Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota) than down here in Alabama.

Goaliejerry, just as a correction, The states left the union, and Virginia was the last. Once Virginia left, Lincoln ORDERED the union army to attack the southerners as rebels. The constitution CLEARLY stated that states could leave if they wanted. Lincoln was acting as a tyrant, denying the states that wanted to go, the right they had in the constitution. The southern states were not rebelling, they were protecting themselves. Lincoln knew the union could not stand without the agriculture of the south, and he also knew that the midwest states would sympathize with the Confederates if their country was established.

YES most rednecks are racist. YES they use the flag as a racist tool. NO THE FLAG ITSELF IS NOT RACIST!
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Male 239
Mmmmmm carbon monoxidey bubbles.
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Male 50
Can someone find something in this picture that says hes racist? I don`t see anything
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Male 418
u need to tape a garden hose to the exhaust then run it into the truck bed for bubbles
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Male 2,159
"Your interpretation of a symbol is all it means.When I see a confederate battle flag, I see the battle flag of a force that was defeated in a war about 120 years ago."

When I see the confederate flag, I think of an orange Dodge Charger.

Maybe I should leave this thread alone...
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Male 239
Goaliejerry

on a scale of 1 - I think i`m jesus, how self righteous are you?

The white northerners were just as racist as the southerners, but they weren`t going to lose anything at the loss of slavery. And child labor and sweat shops were tons of fun.
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Male 268
auburnjunky I agree with you.

However there will always be people (morons) that want to pick a fight over every little thing the see and the do not even understand what they see.

I have a friend who is a reenactor and he had his Confederate standard in the back of his SUV and some douche bag started yelling at him and calling him a racist with out looking at the rest of load out he was on his way to a reenactment
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Male 15,510
Time... machine... what?
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Male 4,014
"How you interpret something, means everything."

YOU CAN`T JUST WRITE YOUR OWN HAPPY VERSION OF HISTORY. YES, THE SWASTIKA DERIVES FROM ANOTHER SYMBOL, BUT OBSERVING THE NAZI FLAG SHOULD REMIND YOU OF NAZIS AND WHAT THEY DID. If it doesn`t, you are purposely being ignorant of reality.
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Male 4,014
"What`s wrong with that?"

Ignorance, thats what. You can`t separate the symbol from the history, and to do so is to ignore historical facts.
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Male 4,014
"It was because the north was unconstitutionally trying to do something that would completely wreck the southern economy."

I bet you call it the "war of northern aggression" too, glossing over the fact that the southern states began to annex federal property, fired the first shots of the war, and "unconstitutionally" seceded from the Union, making treasonists out of every single one of them.

But I can see why people would be proud of their treasonous, racist heritage. Oh, wait, not proud, I meant ashamed.
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Male 10,339
Never said that. Your interpretation of a symbol is all it means.When I see a confederate battle flag, I see the battle flag of a force that was defeated in a war about 120 years ago. What`s wrong with that?
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Male 2,159
"Racist Hillbilly Hot Tub Time Machine". Now that would be a cool name for a band. Or album. Or song.
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Male 55
Ha my friend used to do this after two-a-days for football last year
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Female 1,677
So I guess if people put peace signs on the clothes of lynching victims, it`d be okay, eh auburn.
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Female 1,677
This picture just makes me think of Easy Rider. Weren`t the murdering hicks driving a red truck like that? There was probably a confederate flag on it too.
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Male 10,339
Actually the Nazi flag has a mark on it called the manji and it is a symbol of infinity and peace.

How you interpret something, means everything.
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Male 1,523
He does look lonely...
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Male 10,339
What`s racist about this pic?
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Male 13
@Boadicea

I dunno, but now I`m really hunger.
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Male 239
@Goaliejerry

Not in the slightest. The confederacy wasn`t formed because the south all thought "THESE DAMN N*****S SHOULDN`T BE ALLOWED TO BE FREE" It was because the north was unconstitutionally trying to do something that would completely wreck the southern economy. So the south banded together to fight back.
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Male 4,014
"It`s not racism, it`s rich people not wanting to lose cheap labor."

DER DER DER, its not racism to enslave blacks, its ECONOMICS!
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Female 1,677
"A little too prejudice."

Can we settle this? It`s prejudicED. PrejudiceDDDDDDD.

I`m sick of seeing `he was being bias` and stupid poo like that everywhere. Do you understand english? The uses of it?

People are biasED and prejudiCEDDD. Bias and Prejudice are problems.

People are not biaS or prejudiCE any more than they are hungER.

...Anyway, uh what was that about racism?
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Male 4,014
Saying that the Confederate flag has nothing to do with racism is like saying the Nazi flag was solely about German pride. Don`t delude yourselves.
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Male 41
@natehimmel

And did you know that the majority of Anti-Slavery citizens were anti-slave because blacks were regarded as Undeveloped, and Child-Like, and it was wrong to enslave Children, or Simple Folk?
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Male 4,014
"The confederate flag is about southern pride, not racism."

That should read: The confederate flag is about southern pride AND racism.
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Male 239
Of course Texans are racist... no one`s arguing that.
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Female 2,352
Lol. That redneck looks lonely.
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Male 148
So a Confederate flag automatically makes you a racist? Who writes the flawed captions anyhow lol
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Male 239
Of course Texans are racist... no one`s arguing that.
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Male 13
@DiegoDeFuego

Just because it was done to protect money does not mean it was not racist.

From the Texas Declaration of Causes for Succession:
"[the African race was] rightfully held and regarded as an inferior and dependent race""
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Male 418
that ain`t water, folks.... that ther be some white lightnin` !!!!
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Male 239
@natehimmel

That`s because the loss of slavery would be a huge hit to the southern economy at the time. It`s not racism, it`s rich people not wanting to lose cheap labor.

The confederate flag is about southern pride, not racism.
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Male 13
Many confederate leaders cited the protection of slavery as a key, if not the key, reason for succeeding from the union. Protection of slavery was also included in the constitution of the confederate states.

So yeah, it can be taken as racist.
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Male 1,195
What`s racist about it?
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Male 181
He`s hoping to go back to 1863 to prevent Lee from ordering Picket`s Charge.
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Male 1,136
How racist!
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Male 593
When its 100 degrees and the roaches inside your shack are more at home then you are.. why not? rofl
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Female 1
haha xD
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Male 342
How does having a confederate flag make him racist?
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Male 196
I`m assuming the racism comes from the flag being displayed. You could definitely call him a traitor, but assuming he`s a racist just makes you an idiot.
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Male 258
why is this racist?
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Female 674
Why would the Confederate flag make them racist? That`s a little old-school, considering it`s about Southern pride. Not Southern `blackie burning` parties.

A little too prejudice.
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Female 17
repost.
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Male 19,861
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