Police: Drunk Man Tried To `Revive` Opossum

Submitted by: belunan 7 years ago in
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Some people hit rock bottom and don"t know it. Other people suck face with roadkill.
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Male 304
There`s drunk and then there`s this. Wow.
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Male 894
thats cool, at least the guy feels bad for the animal that he hit LAST WEEK! i dont think he`s comin back buddy, but you can breath into the stinky bastard all ya want, i`ll wait
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Male 440
Alcohol, what can it not do.
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Female 4,039
I wish this was a video :(
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Male 719
Honestly, I just got a copy of Reel Big Fish and Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer EP: Duet All Night Long, which has a version of "It`s Not Easy" on it, and that`s what reminds me of it so much.
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Female 1,593
@Skine, it`s been years since I`ve seen that movie! lol Gotta watch it now!
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Male 719
@OmgZelda: It`s not easy.
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Female 1,593
Pete`s Dragon much, Skine?
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Male 12,138
[quote]the babies are tiny, and really cute though...[/quote]
Marsupials, my dear, that`s why. North America`s only marsupial, in fact...

/nerd
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Female 3,828
Possums are nasty. and pretty mean. the babies are tiny, and really cute though...
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Male 719
Holy crap, Punxsutawney is harder to spell than

Poddomaquassy / Paquamasoddy / Passamamassy / Quoddamapoddy / Passamadaddy / Quoddamapassy / Passamahoddy / Passamashloddy, er...




(Passamaquoddy)
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Male 719
Well, the guy is from Punxsutawney, a place whose claim to fame is a Groundhog.

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Male 28
Oh well. At least they caught him before he got tired of foreplay.
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Male 25,416
Its funny kos he tried witchcraft to revive the animal!
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Female 387
When I read this in the news yesterday, I immediately thought it was only a matter of time before this story ended up on I-A-B.
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Female 59
Why would he get arrested for that though?
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Male 292
Another story giving PA a bad name. Thanks a lot drunk man and girl that pierced kittens.
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Male 3,431
I met a possum...
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Male 194
The "I guess" part gave the article +1 epicness.
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Male 591
That`s just his alibi. The real story is that he`s very, very, VERY lonely.
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Male 48
That`s old school.
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Male 988
Now thats just gross.
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Male 1,505
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