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Date: 03/28/10 01:04 PM

23 Responses to Police: Drunk Man Tried To `Revive` Opossum

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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Link: Police: Drunk Man Tried To `Revive` Opossum - Some people hit rock bottom and don`t know it. Other people suck face with roadkill.
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Now thats just gross.
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    GroupW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    That`s old school.
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    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    That`s just his alibi. The real story is that he`s very, very, VERY lonely.
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    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    The "I guess" part gave the article +1 epicness.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I met a possum...
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    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Another story giving PA a bad name. Thanks a lot drunk man and girl that pierced kittens.
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    100stories Female 18-29
    59 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Why would he get arrested for that though?
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    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    When I read this in the news yesterday, I immediately thought it was only a matter of time before this story ended up on I-A-B.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    Its funny kos he tried witchcraft to revive the animal!
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    appledoc Male 50-59
    28 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Oh well. At least they caught him before he got tired of foreplay.
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    skine Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Well, the guy is from Punxsutawney, a place whose claim to fame is a Groundhog.

    (Edit)
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    skine Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Holy crap, Punxsutawney is harder to spell than

    Poddomaquassy / Paquamasoddy / Passamamassy / Quoddamapoddy / Passamadaddy / Quoddamapassy / Passamahoddy / Passamashloddy, er...




    (Passamaquoddy)
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Possums are nasty. and pretty mean. the babies are tiny, and really cute though...
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    the babies are tiny, and really cute though...
    Marsupials, my dear, that`s why. North America`s only marsupial, in fact...

    /nerd
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Pete`s Dragon much, Skine?
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    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    @OmgZelda: It`s not easy.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    @Skine, it`s been years since I`ve seen that movie! lol Gotta watch it now!
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    skine Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    Honestly, I just got a copy of Reel Big Fish and Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer EP: Duet All Night Long, which has a version of "It`s Not Easy" on it, and that`s what reminds me of it so much.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:54 am
    I wish this was a video :(
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    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Alcohol, what can it not do.
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    thats cool, at least the guy feels bad for the animal that he hit LAST WEEK! i dont think he`s comin back buddy, but you can breath into the stinky bastard all ya want, i`ll wait
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    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    There`s drunk and then there`s this. Wow.

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