Pizza, Guns & Strip Clubs [Google Maps Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

In a land obsessed with guns and sex, you"d think the US would be rife with this stuff, right? Nope, not so fast, fatty.
There are 74 comments:
Male 12
Hawaii has nothing but Guns. ... WOW
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Male 71
I want a gun-toting pizza delivery stripper.
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Male 5
LMAO alaska has no strip clubs. sux to be them
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Female 36
NOTE TO SELF: BE AFRAID OF HAWAII
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Male 204
court 1:00 pm prosacuter: where did the defennent touch you? alien: right here *points to area 51* on my penis.
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Male 2,592
mmm pizza with extra gun and stripper
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Male 250
WTF Hawaii?
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Male 78
There are about a thousand strip clubs in South Florida, yet I only see pizza dots. I guess the strippers have to eat somewhere.
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Female 1,427
"It seems to me that you would be more likely to search for something you DON`T have a lot of. "

Agreed. I know for a fact that in my local 10 miles radius, there are:

-12 pizza places
-3 gun stores
-24 strip clubs.

Yet my area shows as searching for pizza the most.
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Male 15,832
It seems to me that you would be more likely to search for something you DON`T have a lot of.
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Male 317
What I would like to see is this - Red dots being a KFC/Popeye`s and blue dots being heavily populated ares of black`s. Then where you see purple, you know stereotypes are factual and not racist.
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Female 1,324
Hawaii and their guns, tsktsk XD
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Male 10,440
Montreal is on the map, with strip clubs. Nothing next to Vegas though, even a hundred miles of surrounding dessert wants strip clubs.
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Female 179
shouldnt there be a lot more strip clubs, in atlantic city there is a lot of them
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Male 838
holy crap. Ohio and Jersey have that crap locked up!
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Female 9,475
Good job Iowa!
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Male 236
HAWAII HAS NO PIZZA D:
also, vegas lol
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Female 267
Stay classy, California.
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Female 781
I live smack in the middle of pizza country in Southern California. It`s awesome.
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Male 326
No one searches for the strip clubs in portland Or either. Probably cause they`re everywhere. Only reason the searches are so high for Vegas is tourism. locals always know where to go for lurid entertainment.
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Male 2,436
Hmm, looks like I live in gun country... guess I already knew that.
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Female 155
hawaii loves guns
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Male 227
oh you dirty las vegas, you
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Female 673
lol guess no one ever searches for the strip clubs in AK. We have quite a few though. O.o
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Male 167
Hawaii likes `em some guns now.
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Male 205
Ha! I have at least one cousin that is a stripper in Florida. Guess she should be working closer to Nevada or so.
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Male 25,416
I love the fact a large amount of strip clups are down the left there!
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Male 10,855
Kickass pizza dominates the US.

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA!
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Male 1,254
There is a lot of bias in this data. An educated guess is the average person searches for strip clubs once every 6 months, guns once every month, and pizza once every week. Even if the numbers are not correct, I believe the trend is, and it is no surprise that pizza dominates the map.
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Female 721
"Why were guns lumped in with churches in this ?
o.O"

What, you never heard of Easter Sunday Russian Roulette?
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Female 2,352
That`s a sh*t ton of pizza. More strip clubs please!
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Female 2,289
holy crap my state is practically completely red.

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Male 894
whoo! go hawaii!
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Male 4,680
There`s no pizza places in the whole of Alaska?

I know it`s a pretty empty place, but still...

EDIT: Oh lucky me 2800th post.
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Male 17,512
Why were guns lumped in with churches in this ?
o.O
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Male 21
not sure if I`m proud or ashamed of being in one of the 3 more guns lands of OH. haha, now to go shoot some stuff :D
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Female 169
I don`t know about this data...are Bikini clubs considered strip clubs? The Full breast must be covered in Nebraska
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Male 2,841
This country could use some more strip clubs...
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Female 318
there`s not strip clubs, guns or pizza places where i live according to this map...just a blank spot O.O
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Male 275
and i`ll meet ya there
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Male 275
if its yellow let it mellow
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Male 3,425
I would have quite liked to have seen where churches came into this too.
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Male 5,194
Gun, stripper, pizza... aren`t we missing alcohol?
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Male 784
Why not call USA Big Italy?
You Pizza lovers...
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Male 988
I think your state being "Covered" means that everything either broke even or was not sampled. Don`t take it the wrong way.
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Male 504
Hawaii is in desperate need of guns I take it.
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Male 80
Stupid idea to use yellow when green is present, Blue should have been used
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Female 457
I can see Las Vegas!!! ^_^
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Male 2,521
Where did "churches" come into play?
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Male 1,598
Ohio. :`(
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Female 14
If one of my friends from Indiana is any indicator, I think the one Hoosier yellow dot is probably Fort Wayne.
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Female 159
im happy to see tennessee isnt COMPLETELY covered.
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Male 52
Well, all that shooting and lap dancing does work up an appetite.
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Male 1,451
"to those who apperantly have not read the text under the pic, it doesn`t say that there is no strip clubs pizza and gun stores, it just says there is more pizza here than gun shops and strip clubs"

No, it`s listing how many people search for these items for those locations.
And @luniz82 no one searches for them because they are everywhere (by your post). That`d be like someone in Iowa doing a search for corn fields.
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Male 219
@Sharpio
A pizza party with stripers
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Male 587
So Portland Oregon has more stip clubs per capita then any other state yet I see not yellow dots.. What is up with that?
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Male 16
I wanna know what that one yellow dot in Indiana is doing in that sea of red...
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Male 1,958
Makes total sense
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Male 5,190
I just had a pizza too LOL.
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Male 192
wow NW arizona is a horny bunch
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Male 636
"This proves it... We in California do a have a strong representation of gun lovers... just not quite enough to kick out the liberal nut jobs."

No it just proves Pizza in California sucks.
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Male 15,510
Obviously people needs more food than weapons and churches
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Male 2
If you people would READ the message on the picture, it says that the colors represent the relative amounts of each. The red areas are just the places with more pizza places than strip clubs or gun stores. It doesn`t mean that there are no guns or strippers in those areas. Just more pizza.
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Male 7,611
i put them in that order: i love pizza, guns not as much, and im not a fan of strip clubs at all.
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Male 14,332
Lame I could show you at least 3 strip clubs and gun stores in MA.
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Male 354
Lol Hawaii.
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Male 185
LOL, I wonder why there are so many gun shops on the border of nevada and california... haha. /s
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Male 1,106
This proves it... We in California do a have a strong representation of gun lovers... just not quite enough to kick out the liberal nut jobs.
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Male 2,005
to those who apperantly have not read the text under the pic, it doesn`t say that there is no strip clubs pizza and gun stores, it just says there is more pizza here than gun shops and strip clubs
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Male 1,106
Man , Ohio loves them some pizza... or doesn`t love guns or strip clubs.
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Female 397
i thought d-town would have more guns than that.
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Male 473
wait no strip clubs in california, and only guns in hawaii there`s something wrong here.
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Male 4,807
Not many strip clubs in the States I see.
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Male 20,134
Link: Pizza, Guns & Strip Clubs [Google Maps Pic] [Rate Link] - In a land obsessed with guns and sex, you`d think the US would be rife with this stuff, right? Nope, not so fast, fatty.
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