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Patrick From Spongebob Squarepants IRL [Pic]w

Ever wonder what Patrick from “Spongebob Squarepants” would look like in real life?

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Submitted by: fancylad

LBC bon vivant, short skirt historian, born-again empathizer, rock n' roll raconteur and first-and-foremost a family tripper.

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Date: 03/30/10 07:36 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19246 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Link: Patrick From Spongebob Squarepants IRL w - Ever wonder what Patrick from `Spongebob Squarepants` would look like in real life?
  2. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Creepy!
  3. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    781 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:43 am
    He has eyebrows, too.
  4. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:44 am
    This is incredibly disturbing
  5. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:44 am
    That`s kinda just...scary. :<
  6. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:47 am
    im considering he would just look like a pink starfish...
  7. Profile photo of SlyWind
    SlyWind Male 13-17
    16 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:49 am
    ugh seen this before, it creeps the hell outa me:/
  8. Profile photo of thedragslay
    thedragslay Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Oh god. What has been seen cannot be unseen. The image, it BURNS!!!
  9. Profile photo of joejoe92
    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:49 am
    looks like a fat conehead voldermort haha,

    i think he looks too.. sinister? hmm..
  10. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:50 am
    he looks like a big, smiley dildo...
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5314 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:54 am
    UUUHHHHHH....what the crap
  12. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:54 am
    that is so creepy
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Well, Patrick is a starfish and not a human, so this fails.
  14. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:02 am
    His eyes should be more open. He looks evil.
  15. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4867 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:03 am
    looks like primetimekinsmom
  16. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:05 am
    If this had just been a picture of a normal starfish, I would have lol`d a lot more
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7541 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:10 am
    joejoe, i was thinking the same thing.
  18. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1835 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:13 am
    we are from france?
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17512 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Kind of looks like one of the coneheads.
  20. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:16 am
    creeeeeepy
  21. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    March 30, 2010 at 8:25 am
    This is one of the worst ive seen, worst in that its bloody scary!
  22. Profile photo of MackenBurger
    MackenBurger Male 18-29
    46 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Looks like he should be in that Coneheads movie with Dan Aykroyd
  23. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:26 am
    This is creepier.
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Yeah! it looks like the coneheads indeed lol
  25. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1530 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Good god! Thats FRIGHTENING! Im glad they dont have a spongebob real life episode...id cry the whole time
  26. Profile photo of feedee88
    feedee88 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:13 am
    aaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhh! *runs away and hides*
  27. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15832 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:18 am
    He could always get a job as Perez Hilton`s buttplug.
  28. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:19 am
    That is a sex pest face.
  29. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Watching Spongebob is gonna be weird now. :(

    Spongebob would be even creepier though. D:

    Pui`s idea would be better. :)
  30. Profile photo of Afrokmas
    Afrokmas Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:49 am
    creepy
  31. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Errmmm wouldn`t that be a starfish?
  32. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Its like a shlong
  33. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Creeepy
  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    34188 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:45 am
    I have this terrible feeling that it`s NOT p-shopped... eeeeww1!
    vvv @GuardianGnome AAAaaa! A red X! Run away!
  35. Profile photo of MCFC89
    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:54 am
    That is extremely creepy
  36. Profile photo of cher-boy
    cher-boy Male 18-29
    65 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:00 am
    looks more like patrick and earthworm jims lovechild
  37. Profile photo of faygo
    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:04 am
    I don`t even watch the show and know that the texture is wrong. Why`s he got human skin and pores?!
  38. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:25 am
    no, I cannot say I ever have wondered that.
  39. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:31 am
    That`s extremely creepy. Also reminds me of coneheads.
  40. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:57 am
    sooo creepy
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    whaattt! looks more like a conehead!
  42. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    hahahha
  43. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    O.O
  44. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Please tell me they`re not making a live-action Spongebob... anything.
  45. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    LOL
  46. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    he looks like a dick. Just saying.
  47. Profile photo of dustercat21
    dustercat21 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    X_X
  48. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    I`m horrified !!!
  49. Profile photo of G-Rod
    G-Rod Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    He is a starfish. Starfish have pores.
  50. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1277 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Creators of Spongebob Squarepants, PLEASE never do a live action movie for the show. I see many kids going to bed with nightmares for a long while.
  51. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    I can`t tell whether or not this is creepier than the coneheads...
  52. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    its official. iab ruined my childhood.
  53. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    I have this terrible feeling that it`s NOT p-shopped... eeeeww1!

    You are definitely correct, this is obviously not photoshopped.

    Why you would consider it being shopped is beyond me.
  54. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Patric is obese.
  55. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    this has the potential to be even creeper
  56. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I- er... wow. That`s... not right, I-A-B.
  57. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Crreeepppyy

    i always pictured patrick as a person to look like kevin from the office.
  58. Profile photo of Kaye425
    Kaye425 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    You know what`s even creepier? That thing runs around wearing nothing but a pair of shorts :)
  59. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Why would you...
  60. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Nightmare fuel!!!
  61. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    IF U CUT OFF ITS HEAD IT WILL GROW BACK

    THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM.
  62. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    looks like a fat conehead
  63. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Hooray for terrible photoshops!
  64. Profile photo of majornougat
    majornougat Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    What is this i don`t even
  65. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Looks like Kevin from The Office.
  66. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    :( i don`t like patrick no more
  67. Profile photo of Sohltofangy
    Sohltofangy Male 18-29
    103 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Skine, that`s a goddamn amazing photoshop.
    I`d love to see you do better
  68. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    D;
  69. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    D: whyyyyyyy!
  70. Profile photo of MaruDashi
    MaruDashi Female 18-29
    237 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    .....this will forever haunt me...
  71. Profile photo of GreenMonstR
    GreenMonstR Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    wow creepy, you can make a horror movie outta this guy
  72. Profile photo of Faketooth
    Faketooth Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    /rapechildhood
  73. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    gtfo skine -.-
  74. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10779 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Okay now this is getting REALLY REALLY creepy!
  75. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    i thought it was from the Coneheads
  76. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Skurry.
  77. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    That thing is ultra-creepy o.O
  78. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    *Mind in gutter* OH GOD WHERE`S THE BLEACH??
  79. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    not creppy at all...
  80. Profile photo of Asticler
    Asticler Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    He looks like a human butt-plug.
  81. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Gonna have nightmares now .
  82. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    D: I can never watch Spongebob ever again
  83. Profile photo of zilius
    zilius Male 18-29
    64 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    no way that a real person O_O
  84. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    March 31, 2010 at 1:20 am
    omglol + wtf = sleepless night.
  85. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    March 31, 2010 at 1:33 am
    Just great IAB - I used to like watching Spongebob, now I`m gonna freak out when I see Patrick :-/
  86. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
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    March 31, 2010 at 5:55 am
    hahaha omg
  87. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2010 at 8:15 am

    Zilius, it`s called elephantiasis of the brain. It includes the globular, misshapen head.. the nose melts away, and your skin takes on a plastic texture.

    OF COURSE IT ISN`T REAL!
  88. Profile photo of meekrob
    meekrob Male 30-39
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    March 31, 2010 at 9:38 am
    how terrifying
  89. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2010 at 12:45 am
    I just shat myself.
  90. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
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    April 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Walmart regular.
  91. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
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    April 2, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    is it just me or does he look like a pedophile?
  92. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2010 at 3:41 am
    he looks like whats his face from teenage mutant ninja turtles... shreddars goon
  93. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
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    April 3, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    right before i was gonna go to sleep...(shiver)
  94. Profile photo of lateresponse
    lateresponse Male 18-29
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    May 22, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    ewww!

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