Passion4Christ.com`s Campaign Slogan T-Shirts [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

This is not a pro- or anti-religion post, my sensitive readers. It"s just a funny t-shirt--it"s the weekend, lighten up.
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Female 914
hmmmm, I think I need another shirt.
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Male 503
YEAH... OK
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Male 794
dude i noticed the shocker right away, plus ex-masterbators and current masterbators can still be friends, not an EX :D
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Male 394
Not that big of a deal, all of the Ex-masturbators probably have intercourse with each other frequently.
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Female 7
I can not believed no one else has noticed the guy is doing the shocker.
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Female 74
They couldn`t pay me enough to put that shirt on my body.

Unless they were paying me in people of the reallysexy nature.

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Male 14,331
Awww were`s the passion4christ there c`mon everyone yank one for jeebus.
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Female 535
Linkenberger - i`m harking back to my school-years for this, something about using your genitals for a purpose other than what they were designed for makes u intrinsically evil. i think it also had something to do with thomas aquinas.
then again, i`ve smoked a lot in my day - i could be making this up.
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Male 1,013
@Linkenberger: It`s not really god bashing. It`s the idiotic actions of those that believe as in the above picture that bash him.
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Male 3,369

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
239 Posts Monday, March 8, 2010 12:27:16 AM
Say, can someone fill me in on this? I can`t remember the bible saying anything about masturbation being wrong.

And about the God-bashing and whatnot, while I do find trolls to be distasteful, I`m pretty sure God isn`t gonna break down and cry over people bashing Him. Christians oughta stop having hissyfits IMHO.
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Yes, because not beliving in imaginary sky beings automatically makes you a troll.

I wish you and every other nob head beliver would just leave....really i do!

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Male 1,218
I thought it meant they had moved on to banging each other.
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Male 1,164
Say, can someone fill me in on this? I can`t remember the bible saying anything about masturbation being wrong.

And about the God-bashing and whatnot, while I do find trolls to be distasteful, I`m pretty sure God isn`t gonna break down and cry over people bashing Him. Christians oughta stop having hissyfits IMHO.

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Male 2,748
Current-Masturbator :D D:
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Male 4,431
Actually, Tay-Dor, Gays and Atheists *don`t* impose their wills on other individuals. Not as a group on individuals. If you want to talk about laws forbidding prayer in school or some such, that`s not imposing will on individuals, that`s actually preventing mandatory adherence to religion, but it in NO WAY prevents individual prayer. At all. If you`re talking about not teaching Creationism as a science? Well then, we`re too far apart to even have a discussion. Matter of fact, name one atheistic or gay agenda item "imposed" on religious adherents as individuals.

On the other hand I can name item after item of religious discrimination written into law--in other words religious views governing ALL of us, not just those who wish to be religious. Shall I, or are you going to just accept which group is the aggressor in this back and forth jolly fun time we call life?

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Female 1,181
I think what amuses me most are all those weak-minded religious nuts that actually stopped masturbating just `cause some dumb-asses wrote a dumb book telling them it`s wrong. Too bad the bible doesn`t say that breeding is bad too: then there be a lot less morons running around.
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Male 9,305
"Menstruation a sin because it is spilling seed."

See, this is the end result when you have Sunday school INSTEAD of health class. (Joke, don`t piss yourselves.)

When a woman has her period, the lining and the unfertilized egg flow out the vagina in order for a new lining and egg to replace it later on. Unfortunately cramps, bloating, and wonky mood swings are a part of the process, and it isn`t as simple as taking a dump for them.

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Male 50
xParanoia... word! but, on the other side of that coin, when people make comments much like the ones that sourkrauter just made, I do take offense to that. to me, it`s equivalent to making disrespectful comments about my parents.

so, while sour "golden books" krauter talks smack about my God from his parents basement, i get the sudden urge to sin, but i digress...

that`s the problem i see when the door is opened to bashing Christians... while you might not be talking about me when bashing, when you bash God, that (i`m assuming)all Christians believe in... yeah, that`s my God too, and i think that`s uncool. if you`ve ever heard a Christian say "hate the sin, love the sinner", i`ve got a new one... "bash the Christian, not the God". :)

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Male 265
@Smaugboy: I think you missed the point. Some of the people complaining are Athiests. Its not the occassional bashing that`s a problem. Most of us can take it. It`s the continuous attacks that have been appearing lately. A few hits here and there, funny. Every day, it`s an agenda.

As to christian`s imposing our will on others? As if the Athiests and Gays don`t do the same thing.

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Female 570
@trippyhippy

you are clearly a dude to think that females are supposed to get preggo everytime they can.

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Male 894
im a "sinner" and im the best damned one on the block! (pun intended) im gonna eat steak during lent and jerk off afterwards. then im gonna shoot my neighbors cat and f**k his wife lol
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Male 894
man, only religion could take something that people are gonna do anyways and tell them its wrong, thats all religion does is tell you how horrible of a person you are and you have to telepathically beg a supreme bipolar "god" to forgive you for not being freaking perfect, and hope "he" doesnt totally f**K your entire life for not being perfect. *rolls a joint*
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Female 767
@dante
We`re making fun of the people you mentioned, not you. (: If you wouldn`t freak out over it, then it`s not intended toward you.

<3

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Female 9,572
Damn it, I going to hell.
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Female 2,352
Lol. Why would anyone want to wear that.
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Female 27
@trippyhippy9

Ok! Periods aren`t a result of masturbation, ergo it`s not a sin for girls to masturbate. Works for me.

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Male 50
I`m just going to throw this out there... I`m a Christian. My status as a Christian does not have anything to do with the churches you see spreading hate (Westboro Baptist, for one extreme), or even the person who sits next to me every Sunday morning. My status as a Christian only involves my relationship with Jesus.

With that being said... I`m not a finger shaker. I don`t point out sins of others, because that`s not my job. I`m a sinner, no matter how hard I try not to be. I feel that my "role" as a Christian is to not judge those around me, but make sure they are aware. "Ye without sin cast the first stone" were His words, I believe. I have friends who are *gasp* gay. In fact, we will be celebrating the marriage of one in the near future. I`m not here to convert anyone. I make you aware, and then it`s up to you.

My point? Don`t stereotype. I`m sure that many aren`t, but that`s the perception here. I`m a Christian, but your description of Christians does not d

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Male 1,629
OH JUNK! i got smited with a toothy feesh haha. i deserved it tho
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Male 430
first off lol. secondly I would never wear a shirt like that, it is too embarrassing.
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Male 5,189
Lol @ Dogwelder19
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Male 5,194
All I got was an American Express ad. Thanks for nothing, IAB.
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Female 1,283
I`d find that shirt quite embarrassing.
I don`t know why...but...you know...
Just something you don`t talk about >.>

[quote]forgiveness from a priest, and that power he holds over our forgiveness anchors us to the church. it`s horrible, but brilliant.[/quote]
A priest isn`t God. You`re not required to go to church.

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Male 103
@last_ninja
I do believe Tim Minchin put it best: So if god was there from the very beginning he invented men and women then he also invented wanking, then he said wanking was sinning. So if I` m feeling randy I`m not allowed to Hand-shandy, but having sex with my family that is just drating great. It`s all there in Ezekiel 8.
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Male 864
Oh my God! Stop arguing. It even says in the post description, it`s not a religious post.
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Male 21
I`d wear it if the back said "I stopped 20 minutes ago"
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Male 610
so if god created everything, he created sexual urges. but unless you`re married, you can`t have sex, and you can`t masturbate. now we have the sexual urges that god gave us, and he gave us free will. so using this free will we act on our urges, but that makes us sinners. so the only way we can save ourselves from an eternity of fire is to ask for forgiveness from a priest, and that power he holds over our forgiveness anchors us to the church. it`s horrible, but brilliant.
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Male 162
it`s called tact and people need to learn how to use it. If you need to wear kid gloves to talk to people then you need to learn tact. When something has NOTHING to do with something else then why in the hell should it be mentioned. Oh here`s a picture of a tree. Doesn`t God suck? That deserves to be on PictureIsUnrelated.com. Bottom line, stop being a bully and just show us the damn stuff already.
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Male 4,431
@inaria: hey inaria. Sorry if it sounded like a rant. I`m just amazed at how we`re supposed to treat religious adherents with kid gloves, yet they can impose their thinking on non-religious adherents all they want? Because they`re, what, a protected group? Even though they`re clearly in the majority?! Seems very strange to me.
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Male 4,431
@Anonikitty: Hey there kitty. I don`t know if it`s considered a sin or not for a woman. I don`t think there should be such a thing as a sin, personally. Just laws that we`re all required to adhere to, that treat all of us equally and only those that protect people from one another, not enforce one person`s moral code onto another.
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Male 4,431
@BirdOfHermes. Was I trolling? I`ve been coming to this site for years. And what I said in this thread is absolutely true. If you`d like to dispute any of it, go right ahead. I don`t judge or discriminate against people by age or religion. Just their actions.

Do you think a 41 year old man shouldn`t enjoy a comedy site as much as a 13-17 year old? Age is something that happens to all of us, dude.

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Male 1,149
Look how much healthier they look!
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Male 1,678
Mines would have to say "EX-pert masturbator"
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Male 1,485
haha, well pointed out trippyhippy
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Male 559
Anon Kitty: Females aren`t supposed to have periods. They are supposed to get pregnant every time they can. Menstruation a sin because it is spilling seed.
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Male 559
It`s so easy to make fun of Christians and Christianity. We should make fun of Muslims more, too. Those 2 groups deserve it for the amount of ignorant, self serving, prejudice poo they impose on the rest of society in the name of "morals".
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Male 1,195
@SmagBoy1

I could see agreeing with you if you where talking about someone you know, but if all you know about someone is their faith, well then calling them a "hypocrite" is just enforcing a stereotype.

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Male 294
hey SmagBoy1, do you feel accomplished trolling a site called i am bored.com in your 40`s?
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Female 27
"The Bible clearly states that spilling one`s seed is wrong."

Since girls don`t have any "seed" to "spill", does that mean it`s ok for girls to masturbate but not guys?

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Female 1,515
Thanks for that Smagboy O.o; lol despite the rant I totally agree with basically everything you said :P

Regardless, I think the post was just supposed to be about funny shirts x.x How come so many commenters are getting way too worked up about nothing?

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Male 4,431
All of you idiots saying masturbation isn`t a sin, read the article linked to earlier in the comments. To some, it is. The Bible clearly states that spilling one`s seed is wrong. But you don`t want to adhere to that, fine. You don`t want to adhere to Leviticus` ban on eating shellfish? Fine. But, oh, you ARE willing to bash gays, deny them the right to equal treatment under the law because of verses in the Bible? You ARE willing to say that homosexuality is a sin? Why the hypocrisy? Why are you wearing synthetics? That`s a sin. Oh, but, no, not to you guys? Only SOME things in the Bible are a sin to you.

Here`s the truth that you need to accept: the only thing that`s a sin to you in the Bible is what YOU have chosen to believe is a sin. The other things listed as a sin, that OTHERS believe to be a sin, but that you don`t care for? That`s NOT a sin. Oh, I get it. Pick and choose. Excellent. No hypocrisy there. No discrimination there. No asshat behavior there.

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Male 4,431
Damnit, davymid, stop it! Holy smokes, man! The whole point is that they (religious adherents of any flavor) can say that ANYTHING offends their freaking religious sensibilities and you`re going to have to bend because, oh my, they`re Christians/Muslims/Jews, etc., and they feel persecuted?! Give me a break. They`re the most discriminatory group of people in the entire world (even if those who post here are too ignorant of their religion`s dogma to know it), bar NONE, have caused more pain and suffering and death in the name of their philosophy than any other group, regularly vote to discriminate, using their philosophy as a means to do that, and you`re going to bend to them and act as if THEY need protection from US?! I say that if you`re going to discriminate, then stand ready to be called out for your hypocrisy and the hypocrisy inherent in your dogma. Saying you believe some Bible quotes, but not others, etc.? HYPOCRISY! Wake up. :-(
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Male 17,511
<Slaps dragosal with a pernicious piranha>
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Male 8,300
> urrcinverted

Hey, just cause I`m a Christian, doesn`t mean I can`t see how silly we sound.

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Male 695
I love this site for their religious bashing! If you religious people didn`t do f`ed up things we wouldn`t laugh at you... So either get your poo together or take it. Everyone deserves to be made fun of; it`s just that you religious people make it too easy! :D
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Male 695
<3 lionhart!
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Male 265
Davy: Yup, I hear ya. Just making sure that its clear that it`s not about being overly sensitive to the bashing.
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Male 11
Gee kittyheart you would know.
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Male 8,300
> Shellie84
> Being christian means you stop masturbating?

No, just the wank comes out of your MOUTH from then on instead.

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Male 174
@tatthi: No, nowhere in the Bible does it describe masturbation.

@msieg007: Try reading it first.

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Male 174
Completely agrees with Tay-Dor
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Male 1,629
onanismonanismonanism
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onanismonanismonanism
onanismonanismonanism
onanismonanismonanism


ya im a dick >.>

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Male 17,511
Uhmmm.... Wow. I have to make it clear, That "activity" is not a sin and most Christians I know would agree.

And any of you daring to bring up "Onan" or "onanism", I`m more than well prepared to shoot that argument to shreds.

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Male 1,929
To be fair, the neutral POV is laughing at religious stuff. I don`t know what proportion of funny links submitted to IAB are related to religion, but the proportion of published material seems to reflect the proportion of funny subjects in the real world. You have a huge mine of "religion" and then lots of other little things, like cops or schools or bullies or cyclists or comedians or songs or youtube parodies or fat people or animals. Religion is quite rightly a large proportion.

Even in the sh-t posts, such as this one.

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Male 12,138
Tay-Dor, we`re listening, and we`re fixing it. Bear with us.
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Male 265
Don`t mind occassional christian bashing...I can take it. I just have a problem with when there`s a predominance of anti-christian/pro-athiest stuff on the site. Then its not so much poiking-fun as more of a witch-hunt/agenda on the part of the people running this site.
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Male 1,793
Religion is so funny....
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Male 2,034
@tatthi: Yes.
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Male 970
wow @manorrd why so pissed off?
and @tatthi: yes its in the bible. some guy got killed for spilling his semen over the floor because he thought his wife was ugly and he didn`t want kids with her. Funny story, actually =)
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Male 2,372
Another post on IAB trying to categorize Christians in a demeaning light (but hey...lighten up, right? :-P )

Is this a Demand Media policy or something? Why the obsession?

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Male 95
why do christians think masturbating is wrong? is it in the bible?
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Male 52
I lold
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Male 2,591
latino girls are the finest gurls in the world.. she "iight" tho.
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Male 2,229
they need a better slogan
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Female 1,593
Studies also show that those who masturbate regularly wash their hands more often.

*The More You Know*

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And knowing is half the battle!

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Female 4,197
... I don`t get it? Being christian means you stop masturbating? You masturbate your ex?
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Female 46
so they masterbate thier ex`s?
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Male 2,690
I`ll take one of those!
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Female 1,677
Studies also show that those who masturbate regularly wash their hands more often.

*The More You Know*

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Male 1,931
Masturbation is normal, and healthy. Studies show that those who masturbate regularly live longer.
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Male 771
Oh did I come off as having something against the post that wasn`t my intention i was trying to point out how someone was trying to carry the controversy of one caption already found unnecessary into all the other captions they posted having anything to do with anything religious by patronizing IAB`ers with another unnecessary caption.
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Female 157
This shirt is so weird. Like obviously, they think masturbating is wrong right? Much like Alcoholics thinks alcoholism is wrong. But you wouldn`t see an alcoholic wear an ex-alcoholic shirt around right? So what`s the logic in this?
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Female 157
Who`s dumb enough to say "it`s just a joke get over it?"

Just because something is a joke doesn`t mean it can`t be realllly offensive. Sometimes that`s the purpose of the joke in first place (to be offensive). Anyway, the point is that saying "it`s just a joke" does not mean jokes can`t be vulgar, wrong, or offensive. So stop saying that about jokes!

It`s like saying water isn`t wet!

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Male 5,314
pfff.... quitters.
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Female 157
ps. I have nothing against this post. It was funny.
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Male 606
HAHAHAHA

Absolutely hilarious.

Thanks, religion, for denying human sexuality, and causing "chaste" men to commit sexual acts on altar boys cause they aren`t allowed anything else (And trust me, they`re ALLOWED Altar boys).

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Male 3,842
Hee hee, you think that it means the person wearing the shirt doesn`t masturbate anymore, but it actually means that they regularly masturbate their ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend
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Male 798
Yes, taking offense to a religious joke on IAB is being sensitive.

Get over it. ^_^

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Male 8
Yeah. They`re ex-masturbators because now they`re screwing each other instead.
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Male 771
Lol not wanting to be bashed to death on IAB makes you sensitive, and taking cheap shots in all your new religion captions makes someone seem even more childish and immature no offense to any sensitive reader.
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Male 372
Those poor poor bastards....
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Male 1,002
I`m so sorry about your accident. By the way, how do you pee?
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Female 272
They must`ve needed money BAD...
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Male 25,416
x lovers!
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Male 257
... though just for the sake of mentioning it, masturbation IS NOT a sin.
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Male 12,138
Once a wanker, always a wanker.
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Male 992
I am too....but I`m off the wagon.
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Female 721
Swear to God (lol) I`ll get one of those as a gag gift for my boyfriend. He`ll hate me forever for it.
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Male 712
Present Liar and Present Liar.
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Female 1,682
Hahaha xD Awesome.
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Female 254
I`m with Nidonemo on this one.
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Male 4,014
"It`s an old method of control- divert sex into something else. All that emotion, all that sexual frustration, gets poured into devotion and worship instead. It`s depicted in a particularly evocative way in the book 1984."

70 virgins....and this dynamite will get you there, young man.

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Male 265
Well, it`s nice to see the site is taking the concerns of its readers to heart and fixing some inequalities...

" This is not a pro- or anti-religion post, my sensitive readers."

At least you`re insulting everyone now. :)

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Male 1
Did anyone else notice a picture on their site of a black man wearing an Ex-Slave shirt?
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Male 9,305
If we are indeed creations of a deity, orgasms are proof enough that they love us and want us to be happy.
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Female 477
..yeaaaah about that
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 497
i read the crazy retarded article on that site. i have a question for them.

what about the kids who get nocturnal emissions? oh i bet they didnt think about that one. in this article it pretty much condems anyone who has an orgasm and isnt married. way to kill the soul of a child.

religion is retarded and has caused nothing but war since its beginnings.

i dont believe in god, because i read logic for first graders.

the religious right is as bad as the kkk, maybe worse because, they are accepted by the general public.

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Male 3,330
The Ex-Masturbater on our left makes me....
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Male 1,455
"There is a lot of getting on their knees for jesus, and a lot of the lord "entering" their souls."

It`s an old method of control- divert sex into something else. All that emotion, all that sexual frustration, gets poured into devotion and worship instead. It`s depicted in a particularly evocative way in the book 1984.

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Female 1,048
The look in their eyes says "shoot me now!!"
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Male 9,305
They`re dead inside.
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Male 4,014
Has anyone thought about the sexual references contained in the way christians talk about their faith? Ever listened to "christian rock?" There is a lot of getting on their knees for jesus, and a lot of the lord "entering" their souls.
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Male 370
from their website:

"Yeah we said it….Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It`s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?

When God wants to take His message of deliverance across the globe, there is NO stopping Him. Check out this feature of the EX Shirts on one of the fastest growing Christian Hip Hop magazines in the US: www.DaSouth.com. Also, hit up their new article, "Masturbation" It breaks down the lies behind masturbation, explains how this is actually a sin, and how we can be freed through Christ.

And if you need even more encouragement, check out ya girl Dameco`s latest blog entry, in which she fearlessly testifies to her struggle and victory over masturbation!"

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Male 1,437
*fapfapfapfapfap* ...wha?
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Male 2,033
OMG you ruined my life by mentioning religion! It is the end of IAB! Out of contex!
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Male 335
kill yourselves now
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Male 58
This will TOTALLY get kids to become Christians!
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Male 40,728
"ex-masturbator" aka: someone with a girlfriend... or boyfriend as the case may be.
Anyhow, no-one at IAB can wear this shirt, lolz!
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Female 157
Wow!
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Male 1,505
LMAO
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Male 2,148
Thank you for saying this wasn`t for or against religion and specifying that it was simply a funny t-shirt. Much appreciated, Fancy.
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Male 10,440
Bahahahaha!! This is why IAB doesn`t suck.

Their heads are emptier than America`s wallet.

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Female 3,574
isn`t this like insanely old?
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Male 1,297
WOOAAAHHH!! do want one!
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Male 20,901
Link: Passion4Christ.com`s Campaign Slogan T-Shirts [Pic [Rate Link] - This is not a pro- or anti-religion post, my sensitive readers. It`s just a funny t-shirt--it`s the weekend, lighten up.
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