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Unless they were paying me in people of the reallysexy nature.
And about the God-bashing and whatnot, while I do find trolls to be distasteful, I`m pretty sure God isn`t gonna break down and cry over people bashing Him. Christians oughta stop having hissyfits IMHO. --------------------------------------------------
Yes, because not beliving in imaginary sky beings automatically makes you a troll.
I wish you and every other nob head beliver would just leave....really i do!
And about the God-bashing and whatnot, while I do find trolls to be distasteful, I`m pretty sure God isn`t gonna break down and cry over people bashing Him. Christians oughta stop having hissyfits IMHO.
On the other hand I can name item after item of religious discrimination written into law--in other words religious views governing ALL of us, not just those who wish to be religious. Shall I, or are you going to just accept which group is the aggressor in this back and forth jolly fun time we call life?
See, this is the end result when you have Sunday school INSTEAD of health class. (Joke, don`t piss yourselves.)
When a woman has her period, the lining and the unfertilized egg flow out the vagina in order for a new lining and egg to replace it later on. Unfortunately cramps, bloating, and wonky mood swings are a part of the process, and it isn`t as simple as taking a dump for them.
so, while sour "golden books" krauter talks smack about my God from his parents basement, i get the sudden urge to sin, but i digress...
that`s the problem i see when the door is opened to bashing Christians... while you might not be talking about me when bashing, when you bash God, that (i`m assuming)all Christians believe in... yeah, that`s my God too, and i think that`s uncool. if you`ve ever heard a Christian say "hate the sin, love the sinner", i`ve got a new one... "bash the Christian, not the God". :)
As to christian`s imposing our will on others? As if the Athiests and Gays don`t do the same thing.
you are clearly a dude to think that females are supposed to get preggo everytime they can.
Ok! Periods aren`t a result of masturbation, ergo it`s not a sin for girls to masturbate. Works for me.
With that being said... I`m not a finger shaker. I don`t point out sins of others, because that`s not my job. I`m a sinner, no matter how hard I try not to be. I feel that my "role" as a Christian is to not judge those around me, but make sure they are aware. "Ye without sin cast the first stone" were His words, I believe. I have friends who are *gasp* gay. In fact, we will be celebrating the marriage of one in the near future. I`m not here to convert anyone. I make you aware, and then it`s up to you.
My point? Don`t stereotype. I`m sure that many aren`t, but that`s the perception here. I`m a Christian, but your description of Christians does not d
[quote]forgiveness from a priest, and that power he holds over our forgiveness anchors us to the church. it`s horrible, but brilliant.[/quote]A priest isn`t God. You`re not required to go to church.
Do you think a 41 year old man shouldn`t enjoy a comedy site as much as a 13-17 year old? Age is something that happens to all of us, dude.
I could see agreeing with you if you where talking about someone you know, but if all you know about someone is their faith, well then calling them a "hypocrite" is just enforcing a stereotype.
Since girls don`t have any "seed" to "spill", does that mean it`s ok for girls to masturbate but not guys?
Regardless, I think the post was just supposed to be about funny shirts x.x How come so many commenters are getting way too worked up about nothing?
Here`s the truth that you need to accept: the only thing that`s a sin to you in the Bible is what YOU have chosen to believe is a sin. The other things listed as a sin, that OTHERS believe to be a sin, but that you don`t care for? That`s NOT a sin. Oh, I get it. Pick and choose. Excellent. No hypocrisy there. No discrimination there. No asshat behavior there.
Hey, just cause I`m a Christian, doesn`t mean I can`t see how silly we sound.
No, just the wank comes out of your MOUTH from then on instead.
@msieg007: Try reading it first.
ya im a dick >.>
And any of you daring to bring up "Onan" or "onanism", I`m more than well prepared to shoot that argument to shreds.
Even in the sh-t posts, such as this one.
Is this a Demand Media policy or something? Why the obsession?
*The More You Know*
And knowing is half the battle!
*The More You Know*
Just because something is a joke doesn`t mean it can`t be realllly offensive. Sometimes that`s the purpose of the joke in first place (to be offensive). Anyway, the point is that saying "it`s just a joke" does not mean jokes can`t be vulgar, wrong, or offensive. So stop saying that about jokes!
It`s like saying water isn`t wet!
Thanks, religion, for denying human sexuality, and causing "chaste" men to commit sexual acts on altar boys cause they aren`t allowed anything else (And trust me, they`re ALLOWED Altar boys).
Get over it. ^_^
70 virgins....and this dynamite will get you there, young man.
" This is not a pro- or anti-religion post, my sensitive readers."
At least you`re insulting everyone now. :)
what about the kids who get nocturnal emissions? oh i bet they didnt think about that one. in this article it pretty much condems anyone who has an orgasm and isnt married. way to kill the soul of a child.
religion is retarded and has caused nothing but war since its beginnings.
i dont believe in god, because i read logic for first graders.
the religious right is as bad as the kkk, maybe worse because, they are accepted by the general public.
It`s an old method of control- divert sex into something else. All that emotion, all that sexual frustration, gets poured into devotion and worship instead. It`s depicted in a particularly evocative way in the book 1984.
"Yeah we said it….Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It`s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?
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And if you need even more encouragement, check out ya girl Dameco`s latest blog entry, in which she fearlessly testifies to her struggle and victory over masturbation!"
Their heads are emptier than America`s wallet.