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Date: 03/06/10 03:03 PM

124 Responses to Passion4Christ.com`s Campaign Slogan T-Shirts [Pic

  1. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    WOOAAAHHH!! do want one!
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    isn`t this like insanely old?
  3. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Bahahahaha!! This is why IAB doesn`t suck.

    Their heads are emptier than America`s wallet.

  4. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Thank you for saying this wasn`t for or against religion and specifying that it was simply a funny t-shirt. Much appreciated, Fancy.
  5. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    LMAO
  6. Profile photo of Francakes
    Francakes Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Wow!
  7. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    "ex-masturbator" aka: someone with a girlfriend... or boyfriend as the case may be.
    Anyhow, no-one at IAB can wear this shirt, lolz!
  8. Profile photo of RaabDiabolus
    RaabDiabolus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    This will TOTALLY get kids to become Christians!
  9. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    kill yourselves now
  10. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    OMG you ruined my life by mentioning religion! It is the end of IAB! Out of contex!
  11. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1300 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    *fapfapfapfapfap* ...wha?
  12. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    from their website:

    "Yeah we said it….Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It`s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?

    When God wants to take His message of deliverance across the globe, there is NO stopping Him. Check out this feature of the EX Shirts on one of the fastest growing Christian Hip Hop magazines in the US: www.DaSouth.com. Also, hit up their new article, "Masturbation" It breaks down the lies behind masturbation, explains how this is actually a sin, and how we can be freed through Christ.

    And if you need even more encouragement, check out ya girl Dameco`s latest blog entry, in which she fearlessly testifies to her struggle and victory over masturbation!"

  13. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    Has anyone thought about the sexual references contained in the way christians talk about their faith? Ever listened to "christian rock?" There is a lot of getting on their knees for jesus, and a lot of the lord "entering" their souls.
  14. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    They`re dead inside.
  15. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    The look in their eyes says "shoot me now!!"
  16. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    "There is a lot of getting on their knees for jesus, and a lot of the lord "entering" their souls."

    It`s an old method of control- divert sex into something else. All that emotion, all that sexual frustration, gets poured into devotion and worship instead. It`s depicted in a particularly evocative way in the book 1984.

  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    The Ex-Masturbater on our left makes me....
  18. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    i read the crazy retarded article on that site. i have a question for them.

    what about the kids who get nocturnal emissions? oh i bet they didnt think about that one. in this article it pretty much condems anyone who has an orgasm and isnt married. way to kill the soul of a child.

    religion is retarded and has caused nothing but war since its beginnings.

    i dont believe in god, because i read logic for first graders.

    the religious right is as bad as the kkk, maybe worse because, they are accepted by the general public.

  19. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    lmao
  20. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    ..yeaaaah about that
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    If we are indeed creations of a deity, orgasms are proof enough that they love us and want us to be happy.
  22. Profile photo of Kevzilla
    Kevzilla Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 6, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Did anyone else notice a picture on their site of a black man wearing an Ex-Slave shirt?
  23. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Well, it`s nice to see the site is taking the concerns of its readers to heart and fixing some inequalities...

    " This is not a pro- or anti-religion post, my sensitive readers."

    At least you`re insulting everyone now. :)

  24. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    "It`s an old method of control- divert sex into something else. All that emotion, all that sexual frustration, gets poured into devotion and worship instead. It`s depicted in a particularly evocative way in the book 1984."

    70 virgins....and this dynamite will get you there, young man.

  25. Profile photo of BizahrClover
    BizahrClover Female 70 & Over
    255 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    I`m with Nidonemo on this one.
  26. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Hahaha xD Awesome.
  27. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Present Liar and Present Liar.
  28. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Swear to God (lol) I`ll get one of those as a gag gift for my boyfriend. He`ll hate me forever for it.
  29. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    I am too....but I`m off the wagon.
  30. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    Once a wanker, always a wanker.
  31. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    ... though just for the sake of mentioning it, masturbation IS NOT a sin.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    x lovers!
  33. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    They must`ve needed money BAD...
  34. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    I`m so sorry about your accident. By the way, how do you pee?
  35. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    Those poor poor bastards....
  36. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Lol not wanting to be bashed to death on IAB makes you sensitive, and taking cheap shots in all your new religion captions makes someone seem even more childish and immature no offense to any sensitive reader.
  37. Profile photo of justwrong
    justwrong Male 30-39
    8 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Yeah. They`re ex-masturbators because now they`re screwing each other instead.
  38. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Yes, taking offense to a religious joke on IAB is being sensitive.

    Get over it. ^_^

  39. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    Hee hee, you think that it means the person wearing the shirt doesn`t masturbate anymore, but it actually means that they regularly masturbate their ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend
  40. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    HAHAHAHA

    Absolutely hilarious.

    Thanks, religion, for denying human sexuality, and causing "chaste" men to commit sexual acts on altar boys cause they aren`t allowed anything else (And trust me, they`re ALLOWED Altar boys).

  41. Profile photo of Francakes
    Francakes Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    ps. I have nothing against this post. It was funny.
  42. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    pfff.... quitters.
  43. Profile photo of Francakes
    Francakes Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Who`s dumb enough to say "it`s just a joke get over it?"

    Just because something is a joke doesn`t mean it can`t be realllly offensive. Sometimes that`s the purpose of the joke in first place (to be offensive). Anyway, the point is that saying "it`s just a joke" does not mean jokes can`t be vulgar, wrong, or offensive. So stop saying that about jokes!

    It`s like saying water isn`t wet!

  44. Profile photo of Francakes
    Francakes Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    This shirt is so weird. Like obviously, they think masturbating is wrong right? Much like Alcoholics thinks alcoholism is wrong. But you wouldn`t see an alcoholic wear an ex-alcoholic shirt around right? So what`s the logic in this?
  45. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    Oh did I come off as having something against the post that wasn`t my intention i was trying to point out how someone was trying to carry the controversy of one caption already found unnecessary into all the other captions they posted having anything to do with anything religious by patronizing IAB`ers with another unnecessary caption.
  46. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Masturbation is normal, and healthy. Studies show that those who masturbate regularly live longer.
  47. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Studies also show that those who masturbate regularly wash their hands more often.

    *The More You Know*

  48. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    I`ll take one of those!
  49. Profile photo of lizziekittie
    lizziekittie Female 18-29
    46 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    so they masterbate thier ex`s?
  50. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    ... I don`t get it? Being christian means you stop masturbating? You masturbate your ex?
  51. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Studies also show that those who masturbate regularly wash their hands more often.

    *The More You Know*

    ---

    And knowing is half the battle!

  52. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    they need a better slogan
  53. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    latino girls are the finest gurls in the world.. she "iight" tho.
  54. Profile photo of xill311
    xill311 Male 18-29
    52 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    I lold
  55. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    why do christians think masturbating is wrong? is it in the bible?
  56. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Another post on IAB trying to categorize Christians in a demeaning light (but hey...lighten up, right? :-P )

    Is this a Demand Media policy or something? Why the obsession?

  57. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    wow @manorrd why so pissed off?
    and @tatthi: yes its in the bible. some guy got killed for spilling his semen over the floor because he thought his wife was ugly and he didn`t want kids with her. Funny story, actually =)
  58. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 12:18 am
    @tatthi: Yes.
  59. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Religion is so funny....
  60. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 1:22 am
    Don`t mind occassional christian bashing...I can take it. I just have a problem with when there`s a predominance of anti-christian/pro-athiest stuff on the site. Then its not so much poiking-fun as more of a witch-hunt/agenda on the part of the people running this site.
  61. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Tay-Dor, we`re listening, and we`re fixing it. Bear with us.
  62. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:28 am
    To be fair, the neutral POV is laughing at religious stuff. I don`t know what proportion of funny links submitted to IAB are related to religion, but the proportion of published material seems to reflect the proportion of funny subjects in the real world. You have a huge mine of "religion" and then lots of other little things, like cops or schools or bullies or cyclists or comedians or songs or youtube parodies or fat people or animals. Religion is quite rightly a large proportion.

    Even in the sh-t posts, such as this one.

  63. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:40 am
    Uhmmm.... Wow. I have to make it clear, That "activity" is not a sin and most Christians I know would agree.

    And any of you daring to bring up "Onan" or "onanism", I`m more than well prepared to shoot that argument to shreds.

  64. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:46 am
    onanismonanismonanism
    onanismonanismonanism
    onanismonanismonanism
    onanismonanismonanism
    onanismonanismonanism


    ya im a dick >.>

  65. Profile photo of joey7415963
    joey7415963 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:51 am
    Completely agrees with Tay-Dor
  66. Profile photo of joey7415963
    joey7415963 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:54 am
    @tatthi: No, nowhere in the Bible does it describe masturbation.

    @msieg007: Try reading it first.

  67. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:06 am
    > Shellie84
    > Being christian means you stop masturbating?

    No, just the wank comes out of your MOUTH from then on instead.

  68. Profile photo of urrcinverted
    urrcinverted Male 50-59
    11 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:32 am
    Gee kittyheart you would know.
  69. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:37 am
    Davy: Yup, I hear ya. Just making sure that its clear that it`s not about being overly sensitive to the bashing.
  70. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:37 am
    <3 lionhart!
  71. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:40 am
    I love this site for their religious bashing! If you religious people didn`t do f`ed up things we wouldn`t laugh at you... So either get your poo together or take it. Everyone deserves to be made fun of; it`s just that you religious people make it too easy! :D
  72. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:42 am
    > urrcinverted

    Hey, just cause I`m a Christian, doesn`t mean I can`t see how silly we sound.

  73. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 4:59 am
    <Slaps dragosal with a pernicious piranha>
  74. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:17 am
    Damnit, davymid, stop it! Holy smokes, man! The whole point is that they (religious adherents of any flavor) can say that ANYTHING offends their freaking religious sensibilities and you`re going to have to bend because, oh my, they`re Christians/Muslims/Jews, etc., and they feel persecuted?! Give me a break. They`re the most discriminatory group of people in the entire world (even if those who post here are too ignorant of their religion`s dogma to know it), bar NONE, have caused more pain and suffering and death in the name of their philosophy than any other group, regularly vote to discriminate, using their philosophy as a means to do that, and you`re going to bend to them and act as if THEY need protection from US?! I say that if you`re going to discriminate, then stand ready to be called out for your hypocrisy and the hypocrisy inherent in your dogma. Saying you believe some Bible quotes, but not others, etc.? HYPOCRISY! Wake up. :-(
  75. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:24 am
    All of you idiots saying masturbation isn`t a sin, read the article linked to earlier in the comments. To some, it is. The Bible clearly states that spilling one`s seed is wrong. But you don`t want to adhere to that, fine. You don`t want to adhere to Leviticus` ban on eating shellfish? Fine. But, oh, you ARE willing to bash gays, deny them the right to equal treatment under the law because of verses in the Bible? You ARE willing to say that homosexuality is a sin? Why the hypocrisy? Why are you wearing synthetics? That`s a sin. Oh, but, no, not to you guys? Only SOME things in the Bible are a sin to you.

    Here`s the truth that you need to accept: the only thing that`s a sin to you in the Bible is what YOU have chosen to believe is a sin. The other things listed as a sin, that OTHERS believe to be a sin, but that you don`t care for? That`s NOT a sin. Oh, I get it. Pick and choose. Excellent. No hypocrisy there. No discrimination there. No asshat behavior there.

  76. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Thanks for that Smagboy O.o; lol despite the rant I totally agree with basically everything you said :P

    Regardless, I think the post was just supposed to be about funny shirts x.x How come so many commenters are getting way too worked up about nothing?

  77. Profile photo of Anonikitty
    Anonikitty Female 18-29
    27 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:33 am
    "The Bible clearly states that spilling one`s seed is wrong."

    Since girls don`t have any "seed" to "spill", does that mean it`s ok for girls to masturbate but not guys?

  78. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:35 am
    hey SmagBoy1, do you feel accomplished trolling a site called i am bored.com in your 40`s?
  79. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:35 am
    @SmagBoy1

    I could see agreeing with you if you where talking about someone you know, but if all you know about someone is their faith, well then calling them a "hypocrite" is just enforcing a stereotype.

  80. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:36 am
    It`s so easy to make fun of Christians and Christianity. We should make fun of Muslims more, too. Those 2 groups deserve it for the amount of ignorant, self serving, prejudice poo they impose on the rest of society in the name of "morals".
  81. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Anon Kitty: Females aren`t supposed to have periods. They are supposed to get pregnant every time they can. Menstruation a sin because it is spilling seed.
  82. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:08 am
    haha, well pointed out trippyhippy
  83. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Mines would have to say "EX-pert masturbator"
  84. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Look how much healthier they look!
  85. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:01 am
    @BirdOfHermes. Was I trolling? I`ve been coming to this site for years. And what I said in this thread is absolutely true. If you`d like to dispute any of it, go right ahead. I don`t judge or discriminate against people by age or religion. Just their actions.

    Do you think a 41 year old man shouldn`t enjoy a comedy site as much as a 13-17 year old? Age is something that happens to all of us, dude.

  86. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:06 am
    @Anonikitty: Hey there kitty. I don`t know if it`s considered a sin or not for a woman. I don`t think there should be such a thing as a sin, personally. Just laws that we`re all required to adhere to, that treat all of us equally and only those that protect people from one another, not enforce one person`s moral code onto another.
  87. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:07 am
    @inaria: hey inaria. Sorry if it sounded like a rant. I`m just amazed at how we`re supposed to treat religious adherents with kid gloves, yet they can impose their thinking on non-religious adherents all they want? Because they`re, what, a protected group? Even though they`re clearly in the majority?! Seems very strange to me.
  88. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:36 am
    it`s called tact and people need to learn how to use it. If you need to wear kid gloves to talk to people then you need to learn tact. When something has NOTHING to do with something else then why in the hell should it be mentioned. Oh here`s a picture of a tree. Doesn`t God suck? That deserves to be on PictureIsUnrelated.com. Bottom line, stop being a bully and just show us the damn stuff already.
  89. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:22 am
    so if god created everything, he created sexual urges. but unless you`re married, you can`t have sex, and you can`t masturbate. now we have the sexual urges that god gave us, and he gave us free will. so using this free will we act on our urges, but that makes us sinners. so the only way we can save ourselves from an eternity of fire is to ask for forgiveness from a priest, and that power he holds over our forgiveness anchors us to the church. it`s horrible, but brilliant.
  90. Profile photo of Dogwelder19
    Dogwelder19 Male 30-39
    21 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I`d wear it if the back said "I stopped 20 minutes ago"
  91. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Oh my God! Stop arguing. It even says in the post description, it`s not a religious post.
  92. Profile photo of Swisskid10
    Swisskid10 Male 13-17
    103 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:48 am
    @last_ninja
    I do believe Tim Minchin put it best: So if god was there from the very beginning he invented men and women then he also invented wanking, then he said wanking was sinning. So if I` m feeling randy I`m not allowed to Hand-shandy, but having sex with my family that is just drating great. It`s all there in Ezekiel 8.
  93. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:51 am
    I`d find that shirt quite embarrassing.
    I don`t know why...but...you know...
    Just something you don`t talk about >.>

    forgiveness from a priest, and that power he holds over our forgiveness anchors us to the church. it`s horrible, but brilliant.
    A priest isn`t God. You`re not required to go to church.

  94. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:00 am
    All I got was an American Express ad. Thanks for nothing, IAB.
  95. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:40 am
    first off lol. secondly I would never wear a shirt like that, it is too embarrassing.
  96. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    OH JUNK! i got smited with a toothy feesh haha. i deserved it tho
  97. Profile photo of dante8o
    dante8o Male 30-39
    50 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    I`m just going to throw this out there... I`m a Christian. My status as a Christian does not have anything to do with the churches you see spreading hate (Westboro Baptist, for one extreme), or even the person who sits next to me every Sunday morning. My status as a Christian only involves my relationship with Jesus.

    With that being said... I`m not a finger shaker. I don`t point out sins of others, because that`s not my job. I`m a sinner, no matter how hard I try not to be. I feel that my "role" as a Christian is to not judge those around me, but make sure they are aware. "Ye without sin cast the first stone" were His words, I believe. I have friends who are *gasp* gay. In fact, we will be celebrating the marriage of one in the near future. I`m not here to convert anyone. I make you aware, and then it`s up to you.

    My point? Don`t stereotype. I`m sure that many aren`t, but that`s the perception here. I`m a Christian, but your description of Christians does not d

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    Anonikitty Female 18-29
    27 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    @trippyhippy9

    Ok! Periods aren`t a result of masturbation, ergo it`s not a sin for girls to masturbate. Works for me.

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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Lol. Why would anyone want to wear that.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Damn it, I going to hell.
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    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    @dante
    We`re making fun of the people you mentioned, not you. (: If you wouldn`t freak out over it, then it`s not intended toward you.

    <3

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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    man, only religion could take something that people are gonna do anyways and tell them its wrong, thats all religion does is tell you how horrible of a person you are and you have to telepathically beg a supreme bipolar "god" to forgive you for not being freaking perfect, and hope "he" doesnt totally f**K your entire life for not being perfect. *rolls a joint*
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    im a "sinner" and im the best damned one on the block! (pun intended) im gonna eat steak during lent and jerk off afterwards. then im gonna shoot my neighbors cat and f**k his wife lol
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    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    @trippyhippy

    you are clearly a dude to think that females are supposed to get preggo everytime they can.

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    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    @Smaugboy: I think you missed the point. Some of the people complaining are Athiests. Its not the occassional bashing that`s a problem. Most of us can take it. It`s the continuous attacks that have been appearing lately. A few hits here and there, funny. Every day, it`s an agenda.

    As to christian`s imposing our will on others? As if the Athiests and Gays don`t do the same thing.

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    dante8o Male 30-39
    50 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    xParanoia... word! but, on the other side of that coin, when people make comments much like the ones that sourkrauter just made, I do take offense to that. to me, it`s equivalent to making disrespectful comments about my parents.

    so, while sour "golden books" krauter talks smack about my God from his parents basement, i get the sudden urge to sin, but i digress...

    that`s the problem i see when the door is opened to bashing Christians... while you might not be talking about me when bashing, when you bash God, that (i`m assuming)all Christians believe in... yeah, that`s my God too, and i think that`s uncool. if you`ve ever heard a Christian say "hate the sin, love the sinner", i`ve got a new one... "bash the Christian, not the God". :)

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    "Menstruation a sin because it is spilling seed."

    See, this is the end result when you have Sunday school INSTEAD of health class. (Joke, don`t piss yourselves.)

    When a woman has her period, the lining and the unfertilized egg flow out the vagina in order for a new lining and egg to replace it later on. Unfortunately cramps, bloating, and wonky mood swings are a part of the process, and it isn`t as simple as taking a dump for them.

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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    I think what amuses me most are all those weak-minded religious nuts that actually stopped masturbating just `cause some dumb-asses wrote a dumb book telling them it`s wrong. Too bad the bible doesn`t say that breeding is bad too: then there be a lot less morons running around.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Actually, Tay-Dor, Gays and Atheists *don`t* impose their wills on other individuals. Not as a group on individuals. If you want to talk about laws forbidding prayer in school or some such, that`s not imposing will on individuals, that`s actually preventing mandatory adherence to religion, but it in NO WAY prevents individual prayer. At all. If you`re talking about not teaching Creationism as a science? Well then, we`re too far apart to even have a discussion. Matter of fact, name one atheistic or gay agenda item "imposed" on religious adherents as individuals.

    On the other hand I can name item after item of religious discrimination written into law--in other words religious views governing ALL of us, not just those who wish to be religious. Shall I, or are you going to just accept which group is the aggressor in this back and forth jolly fun time we call life?

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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Current-Masturbator :D D:
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Say, can someone fill me in on this? I can`t remember the bible saying anything about masturbation being wrong.

    And about the God-bashing and whatnot, while I do find trolls to be distasteful, I`m pretty sure God isn`t gonna break down and cry over people bashing Him. Christians oughta stop having hissyfits IMHO.

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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:20 am
    I thought it meant they had moved on to banging each other.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:31 am

    Linkenberger
    Male, 18-29, Canada
    239 Posts Monday, March 8, 2010 12:27:16 AM
    Say, can someone fill me in on this? I can`t remember the bible saying anything about masturbation being wrong.

    And about the God-bashing and whatnot, while I do find trolls to be distasteful, I`m pretty sure God isn`t gonna break down and cry over people bashing Him. Christians oughta stop having hissyfits IMHO.
    --------------------------------------------------

    Yes, because not beliving in imaginary sky beings automatically makes you a troll.

    I wish you and every other nob head beliver would just leave....really i do!

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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:51 am
    @Linkenberger: It`s not really god bashing. It`s the idiotic actions of those that believe as in the above picture that bash him.
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    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:03 am
    Linkenberger - i`m harking back to my school-years for this, something about using your genitals for a purpose other than what they were designed for makes u intrinsically evil. i think it also had something to do with thomas aquinas.
    then again, i`ve smoked a lot in my day - i could be making this up.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Awww were`s the passion4christ there c`mon everyone yank one for jeebus.
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    xaia Female 18-29
    74 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    They couldn`t pay me enough to put that shirt on my body.

    Unless they were paying me in people of the reallysexy nature.

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    sfo2tmt Female 30-39
    7 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    I can not believed no one else has noticed the guy is doing the shocker.
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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 3:48 am
    Not that big of a deal, all of the Ex-masturbators probably have intercourse with each other frequently.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 10:23 am
    dude i noticed the shocker right away, plus ex-masterbators and current masterbators can still be friends, not an EX :D
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    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    YEAH... OK
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    hmmmm, I think I need another shirt.

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