NYC Chef Creates A Unique Type Of Cheese

Submitted by: Shellie84 7 years ago in Weird

Somewhere in Japan, there"s an industrious businessman who just patented this new cheese. I-A-B: Would you eat it?
There are 59 comments:
Male 12
"Breast Milk is tasty."

You are correct, sir!

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Male 2,510
i make daddy`s cheese.

also known as smegma. ;-)

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Male 34
lol. funny he has a biohazard symbol on his shirt...
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Male 10,338

Breast Milk is tasty.
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Female 4,039
I don`t really understand why I find this so revolting, but I do.
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Male 1,106
That`s not right... although if they paid women my wife could have made a lot of money. She could have fed 10 children.
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Female 895
Yeah, one step away from semen cheese. Wicked.
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Female 185
Sounds good to me. But what she was saying about not knowing what the person had consumed the night before is definitely a factor. Anything that she eats is going to give the milk a different flavor and nutrient content, so it might taste different every time.
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Male 504
I would try it.
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Male 26
@kralmir

bankvole isn`t entiiiirely wrong. A chicken egg is released to be fertilized much like a human egg is released to be fertilized. A human`s period is, in part, flushing out the unfertilized egg, which is what a chicken egg is.

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Male 351
"Oh, and while I`m on the subject, eggs are basically chicken periods."

before you open your mouth and speak first educate yourself on the subject that you are talking about, then you will realize just how silly you sound if you say stuff like the above qoute, i am not even going to bother with what you said before that - dont make your own conclusion based on what you see alone, its often wrong

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Female 376
...I`ll pass.
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Male 959
Oh, and while I`m on the subject, eggs are basically chicken periods.
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Male 959
Teats are modified sweat and sebaceous glands on mammals. So effectively milk is a form of fatty sweat.
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Female 149
"What I don`t understand is how people are disgusted with the idea of drinking infant milk from the same species, but perfectly fine with drinking the infant milk from a different species."

Bugs often specialize by species. You`re far more likely to be infected by a sick human than a sick animal. How many times has your dog given you a cold?
There`s a reason people generally have more aversion to the idea of having a complete stranger* in their personal space than that of petting a stray cat.


*with the exception of one you`re attracted to, since sex drive trumps disgust response...

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Male 4,290
[quote]What I don`t understand is how people are disgusted with the idea of drinking infant milk from the same species, but perfectly fine with drinking the infant milk from a different species.[/quote]

What I don`t understand is how people are disgusted with the idea of eating meat from the same species, but perfectly fine with eating meat from a different species.

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Male 2,402
I`d take her milk and churn her to butter not cheese. :P
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Male 107
boner achieved
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Male 4,004
After careful revision of my proposal, she does not have to be lactating.
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Male 4,004
"What I don`t understand is how people are disgusted with the idea of drinking infant milk from the same species, but perfectly fine with drinking the infant milk from a different species."

I will give you $100 if you post a video of yourself drinking milk from any lactating woman`s tit.

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Male 25,417
noone got harmed!
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Female 1,048
So (at the risk of sounding incredably sexist) is this woman implying that women who breast feed are no better than cows?
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Male 12,138
But wait - if we eat it do we have to be "decontaminated" afterwards like that cop from yesterday?
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Male 316
Interesting. I managed to survive breast milk. I`d probably survive breast cheese too.
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Male 586
bottled wine for cows is a bad thing?
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Male 7,808
not against it, but dont think i would try it.
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Female 355
What I don`t understand is how people are disgusted with the idea of drinking infant milk from the same species, but perfectly fine with drinking the infant milk from a different species. )-|
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Male 1,598
That is f`ing disgusting >:(
I`m not willing to eat anything that the human body produces...
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Female 157
This reminds me of Borat.

"This cheese is delicious"
"My wife, she make with her breast milk."

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Male 163
i would be interested in trying it but like she brought up a good point at the end, you don`t know waht `activites` she donor has been doing before milking, as with animals like she said, it has to pass the fda. with all that said i would still want to try it.
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Female 202
yeah, thats drating gross
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Male 1,011
...../sigh milk is milk

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Male 2,199
i watch up to the part where they said "had an overabundance of breast milk" and thought, thank you and goodbye...
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Female 53
no
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Male 95
I`d rather get that milk from the spigot.
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Male 20,825
there`s a babby joke in here somewhere.
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Female 1,401
ewwwwwewewewewww
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Male 7,378
v You`d eat it if you were hungry enough and livin in a van down by the river. v
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Male 213
Hell no I wouldn`t eat that.
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Male 928
Somehow, I saw that coming. God damn hippies.
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Male 848
Breast milk doesn`t have enough protein to curdle properly so artificial protein needs to be added.
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Male 1,918
angrrrrrr..thats HOW he said it
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Male 2,049
"i can see how it would taste like swiss cheese. not that i`ve tasted breast milk--just saying."

So I take it your mother never breast fed you.

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Male 2,506
AngERER
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Male 12,138
Are they going to produce different types? Bewbybel? Gorgonareola?
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Female 97
I love how the narrator kept putting emphasis on the guys` last name. xD
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Male 516
Crap, I work 2 blocks from there! I`ve gone to Jake`s Saloon several times...

Might have to try it out. Maybe... Oh, it`s not for sale. Probably better that it`s not.

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Male 542
Just reading "Japanese" in the description. It was too predictable.
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Male 2,422
I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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Male 1,765
WTF joey, hahahahaha!
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Male 174
Next month`s special is DADDY MILK!
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Male 20,825
i can see how it would taste like swiss cheese. not that i`ve tasted breast milk--just saying.
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Male 1,765
Mommy Milk is People!

...kinda.

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Male 695
Sure. Cow or human, all milk comes from boobs in the end.
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Male 10
i laughed more at the way he said what i thought was "anger" which then turned out to be angerer!
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Female 721
I`d try it just out of curiousity even though I`m not a fan of swiss cheese if that person`s comparison is correct.
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Female 3,574
eh milk is milk.
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Male 372
pass
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Female 4,197
Link: NYC Chef Creates A Unique Type Of Cheese [Rate Link] - Somewhere in Japan, there`s an industrious businessman who just patented this new cheese. I-A-B: Would you eat it?
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