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Date: 03/07/10 09:00 AM

62 Responses to Nurse `Accidentally` Rapes 71 Year-Old Patient

  1. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2010 at 4:11 am
    Link: Nurse `Accidentally` Rapes 71 Year-Old Patient - Yeah...we`re not buying it either.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:16 am
    eh yeah definitely sounds fishy.
  3. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:16 am
    Old ladies need lovin too.
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    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Ewwwww.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:47 am
    can it be rape if you do not actually do anything. they only caught him with his genitals exposed, so that would be indecent exposure wouldnt it?
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Irony would be if the patient really did do that.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:53 am
    What does eighty year old coochie taste like?

    Depends.

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    Valonqar Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I believe the question here is whether he had a hard-on. If so; rape, if not: accidental exposure.
  9. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 10:14 am
    @Valongar
    Or rather, attempted rape. From the evidence given the nurse`s genitals were exposed, nothing beyond that happened.
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Dammit, SilverThread... :D
  11. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Rape is forced sex. This wasn`t sex. This wasn`t rape.
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    xxlittleme Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 10:56 am
    I agree with duffytoler. This wasn`t rape. If it wasn`t an accident, it sure was inappropriate, but it wasn`t rape :\ At least not yet.
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    Dilluxia Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Even if he had a hardon Valongar, it still wouldn`t have been rape.

    Sexual assault or indecent exposure maybe...

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    Moot Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:24 am
    wait wait wait..., what?
    So it`s rape to show any naughty bits to someone now?
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    lockedup Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:30 am
    You know, I can kinda see his side of the story. Just because you`re old, doesn`t mean you have no desire for sex. And when you have Alzheimer`s, judgment and impulse control go out the window. So maybe the old lady, in her addled mind, saw something she wanted.
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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:34 am
    epitome of a cougar....grrrrrowl.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:35 am
    YOU ARE ALL RETARDED.

    ack!! Sorry, I didn`t mean that last statement. My cat jumped on my keyboard and it just so happened that her little paws hit these keys exactly to spell that out. I know, I know... possible, but unlikely.

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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Wouldn`t that just suck if she really did unbutton his pants?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:43 am
    what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I could imagine some crazy circumstances in an alternate universe where they just walked in at the wrong time; but come on, There is no way it an accident.
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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Why didn`t he have any underwear on? Or did he? If both his pants and his undies came down then it`s a totally clear cut case. I have old people grab at me all the time and stuff, and you have to be a little on your guard and anticipate the possibility, but if this guy expects me to believe this poor lady was so wily, that she managed to undo his trousers and get his junk out, scream, and he didn`t put it away before someone came in... Get for real. Pervy.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:50 am
    "epitome of a cougar....grrrrrowl. "

    naw at that point shes a jaguar dude :P

    and while his story is plausible its highly unlikely. and exposing yourself is NOT rape at worst he shoulda gotten attempted rape or indecent exposure.... and if genders were reversed no legal action would have been taken. I LOVE IT WHEN DOUBLE STANDARDS AGAINST MEN ARE OVERLOOKED. and yes i felt i needed to yell that haha

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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:53 am
    http://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?...

    This is Rape in the second degree according to Washington. I think they charged him with rape because she was not mentally capable of giving consent, he is a health care provider, and the fact that he was over top of her implies that he had been more actively pursuing intercourse rather than just exposing himself. That combined with the ladies hand being in the vicinity of his crotch implies that he perhaps had forced her to touch him.

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:54 am
    @heartx3jess

    "Wouldn`t that just suck if she really did unbutton his pants?"

    Yes, it would very VERY much suck. Because (even though he probably did do it) peoples natural reaction to prejudice will have already convicted him. I haven`t read the comments here yet, but I`m almost 100% positive that nearly all of them will be something along the lines of; "drat THAT LIAR! ELECTRIC CHAIR HIS ASS!"

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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:56 am
    dragosal, while I agree that double standards in charging women with offenses are not right, I don`t think that this is the time to be arguing it. If it were a woman and she were being let off then it would be relevant, but just because some women are inadequately prosecuted is not a reason to diminish what this perv was doing.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    so did he rape her or what. it just said that his genitals were exposed.
  27. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    with all this you only have implications. circumstantial evidence is not enough to convict him it is barely enough to charge him so he will prolly get off on the charge (no pun intended). she has alzheimers so she isnt competant to be a witness and the cops didnt witness anything occur other then indecent exposure.
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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    While I don`t think he`ll get off with nothing, I do think it will be minimal, because your right it`s all circumstantial. I think at the very least he`ll be interrogated on just how this frail woman managed to get his junk out of his pants without his being able to stop her.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    good luck with that defense buddy,
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    NOT!
  31. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    well theres no good defense for claiming the old lady whipped his junk out before he could react. the only way he could explain it away would be to say they were in the process of a conssentual sexual act when she had an episode. which of course wouldnt work at all since its already established that she cannot give consent. and ya i meant he would get off of the second degree rape charge im sure he will get charged with something to. should have been more specific
  32. Profile photo of Xutar
    Xutar Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    what the drat happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"
  33. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    what the drat happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"

    this is america kid :P its always been guilty until proven innocent if you can afford it

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    alchemist18 Female 13-17
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    poo happens
  36. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Crazy old lady was askin for it.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    March 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    um.....unless he was on top of her its not rape. indecent exposure, and maybe lewd behavior but not rape.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    So exposure is now rape? The american justice system really needs a total overhaul.
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    C`mon now, that`s not rape. I`m not saying that one should go around exposing themselves to old people, but it`s hardly a traumatic experience. I`m sure that woman has seen plenty of balls in her long life. One more pair isn`t gonna kill her.
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    @tedgp

    Would you be fine if a male nurse working @ the home your grandmother is living in exposed himself to her on purpose?

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    duckflash Female 13-17
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    March 7, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    there`s degrees for rape.............? whats the difference?
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    green_batman Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    I think they were calling it rape because it seemed to imply that he had made her touch it. That may be why it is second degree rape, rather than first degree.
  43. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Exposing your junk to an old lady is second degree rape? I thought it was just eye rape. .
  44. Profile photo of Xutar
    Xutar Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    People wonder why kids these days use the word rape in everyday conversation ("you just got raped at MW2 man!"). I`d say its because the word has been abused to the point that it no longer carries the emotional weight it used to (when raped meant forced intercourse)
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    "there`s degrees for rape.............? whats the difference?"

    I swear it`s just called "indecent exposure" here rather than a certain degree of rape.

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    lkc1 Female 13-17
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    March 7, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    eh, sounds lik it couldve been an accident. the article is painfully biased in my opinion
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    no nurse would do something like that to a 71 year old woman. I doubt he is guilty of anything.
  48. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    there`s degrees for rape.............? whats the difference?

    One of the degrees is rape. The others are not rape.

    Some people want to inflate rape figures for their own political reasons, so they mislabel other things as rape in order to inflate the figures.

    Some people want to create rage that they can use to gain more power, so they take something already reviled and falsely apply the same label to other things, partly in order to create a degree of rage that would not exist if they were labelled honestly and partly to silence dissent.

    In all cases, only the worst extreme is referred to and everything else is treated as if it was that. Disagreeing with that dishonesty can then be treated as support for that worst extreme.

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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    no nurse would do something like that to a 71 year old woman.

    I`d like that to be true, but it isn`t. Being medically trained doesn`t make it impossible to abuse people.

    I doubt he is guilty of anything.

    I don`t know. The bias against him predisposes me to think he`s innocent, but that`s just me rooting for the underdog. I haven`t really seen any reliable information, so I can`t fairly judge the case.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    I agree with Angilion, because he was `Lion` in his name.

    Oh and also on moral grounds, something is either rape or it isn`t. There aren`t any degrees of rape, they either said Yes or they didn`t.

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    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    That`s like cutting off someone`s arm and calling it 4th degree murder..
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    I dont think this is rape, just indecent exposure... which are COMPLETLY different. But that is still so so so wrong
  53. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    maybe exposure with intent to rape. is that a charge anywhere?
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    Hmm... I was roomed with an elderly woman (with dementia) on a neurology ward and she used to pull the alarms thinking that the Nazis were coming to Krakow.

    They can definitely act oddly at times.

    On the other hand, it wouldn`t unfathomable to take advantage of someone in that condition.

    Why wouldn`t the nurse have backed away to cover himself immediately instead of lingering around for others to see?

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    han5nah Female 13-17
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    hot.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    I suspect that she tried to blow him and forgot what she was doing.

    I also suspect she`s done it before.

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    Bekll Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    "That`s like cutting off someone`s arm and calling it 4th degree murder.."

    *laughs* I agree. All this degrees stuff is inane. It`s either rape or it`s not like it`s either unique or it`s not.

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2010 at 5:58 am
    horrible
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    beccaonice Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    I`m probably not the only one pondering this on here, but why the hell are they calling it rape? As far as I can tell, he flashed her, not raped her.
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    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    Dude i`m on the guys side,old people are crafty.
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
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    March 9, 2010 at 8:20 am
    eew that`s just desperate
  62. Profile photo of cielrouge
    cielrouge Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2010 at 6:06 am
    well not saying it isn`t a little fishy... ive worked in alf`s and when people have alzheimers they get scared and confused and lash out sometimes physically. i`ve had things snatched off me before by some excited old person. they`re stronger than they look...
    its actually pretty plausible... why wasnt he wearing underwear???

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