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Date: 03/27/10 12:06 PM

67 Responses to New Product Alert: Custom-Made Water? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    March 27, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Link: New Product Alert: Custom-Made Water? - OK, Japan, we get it--you think the rest of the world is gullible--but this gullible?
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    keith2 Male 18-29
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    March 27, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    diet water = a glass half full (or empty) of water
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 27, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    It`s official, Japan caught the stupid from the US. :(
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    strivejaylen Male 18-29
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    March 27, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    maybe it makes you poo
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    Toke1 Male 18-29
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    March 27, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Oh good bc the water I`m currently drinking has WAY too many calories.

    On a serious note maybe this is some sort of flavored water? idk I don`t think anyone could be stupid enough to buy "diet water" unless there was actually some point to it.
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    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Now with less H
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Any excess product they don`t sell to gullible fatties they can relabel as "homeopathic medicine" and sell it to gullible new-agers. Same sh*t, after all.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Omg gimme! ha not.
  9. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    well maybe there are only half of the minerals and stuff in there? I say legit
  10. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Especially when you see that babys need water with less minerals than adults
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    how many calories?
  12. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
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    March 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Same taste, but half the calories!
  13. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    March 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    haha nice one vilem XD
  14. Profile photo of Canoas
    Canoas Male 18-29
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    March 27, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    My guess is it decreases hunger.. that`s why it`s called diet.
    We have those types of water here in Portugal too
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Yay, diet water. I never have to feel guilty when I drink water again.
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Japan doesn`t think that the world is gullible, but gullible is written on the ceiling.

    I drink tons of water, maybe I should get this.

    This could help people to lose weight actually. It probably costs a fortune so you have less to spend on food. :D
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    yummy yummy in my tummy
  18. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    repost from 2007
    link_id=23701
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Uhm, For those that don`t already know. Plain water has ZERO calories.
  20. Profile photo of She-said
    She-said Female 18-29
    33 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    REPOST!!!!
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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    @Thdot

    La-de-fookin`-da. it was posted 3 fookin` years ago.
    get over it.
  22. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    OK, so Japan isn`t weird... just stupid.
  23. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    "WE HAVE TAKEN THE PURIST HYDROGEN ATOMS AND THE PURIST OXYGEN ATOMS AND MADE THE PURIST WATER IN THE WORLD!!! WITH HALF THE FAT!!"

    I see this coming in a future commercial
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    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Well I believe this is water with fibre added to it. Fibre is technically -ve calories so...

    I`ve seen it sell in Singapore
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    The funny part is, we roll our eyes, but millions are going to want to buy it. It says diet. Enough said.
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    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    A couple people said it already, but this product probably has something ADDED to it that either suppress appetite or boosts the metabolism or both. Hence the word diet. I find it had to believe that even the Japanese could be crazy enough to try and market a lo-cal water.
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    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Kinda like Propel Fitness Water from Gatorade, Just replace fitness with diet.
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    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    "La-de-fookin`-da. it was posted 3 fookin` years ago.
    get over it."

    a little over 2 months actually..
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31795 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    They put caffine in the water to make "diet water"?
    But yeah, put "low-fat" on it too, lolz!
  30. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    maybe it`s cold water? Since water has 0 fat calories and nothing the body can break down or alter in any way it`s basically 0 calories.. however if it`s cold, it cools your body and this difference has to be heated up again by your body burning calories and getting warmer again ( very small scales here).. so in fact drinking cold water would make you lose calories ( again on a very very small scale)
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    eric01 Male 30-39
    24 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    People are dumb enough to buy regular bottled water. You are paying 900 times what it is worth, and it has the same if not more crap in it as your tap water in your own kitchen.. what a bunc of morons..
  32. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    @ eric, buying bottled water has become a habit.. we don`t want the water-botteler`s children to starve because we don`t give them out money right?

    meh.. if I should need uncarbonized water of course I take it from the tap.. but I only drink carbonized water so in lack of an own carbonizer ( and because I hate the hassle of getting the carbon bottle to the supermarket and refill it) I buy bottled carbonized water.
    Some people may even buy uncarbonized water because of it`s great attributes like raised mineral levels or something that you don`t get out of the tap.. but there may be also people who would buy water that ran over the poo of brad pitt ...

    anyways.. people want to buy things.. producers produce things.. samelsmen sell things.. they all get rich and the customer thinks he has bought something cool and live happily ever after.. What a perfect world of water bottelization
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    I love how people are having pointless arguments over the price, importance and implications of bottled vs. tap water and ect.


    dance, my pretties, DANCE!!!!
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    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    is this like tht Vitamin Water we can get in the UK? maybe it fills u up and decreases the appetite? i dunno. it`s not totally absurd tho i suppose.
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    You want great cold filtered water ?
    My Suggestion, Get a DuPont (or similar) faucet mount filter system $19.50, Buy a 1 gallon pitcher, $1.99. Fill the pitcher, and chill the water in your refrigerator. Cost per gallon about 20 cents.

    Enjoy.
  36. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    I don`t get it
  37. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    rofl.

  38. Profile photo of Fml
    Fml Male 30-39
    233 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Its diet because its low in sodium. We have one like that in Mexico too (dosnt seem to be working though)By the way over here you realy dont have a choice you have to drink boteled water, tap water is just too poluted.
  39. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Fml, are you retarded? The tap water in the US is more stringently controlled than bottled water (EPA vs FDA).
    I refuse to buy bottled, the markup is somewhere on the order of 10000% (seriously).
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    kittykatrock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Nitro, fml is in south america, not in the US.
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    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    Bottled water (at least in the US) is a total scam that everyone buys into. Nitro is completely correct.

    Dasani and Evian are owned by Coke and Pepsi respectively. You think they put those out because they`re health conscious? Hell no. They put them out because they can charge you as much for a bottle of water as they do for soda, without any of the ingredients that cost them anything to make.
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    @ calderis...it`s only a scam if people think it`s better for you...I work behind a register all day so rather than having to ask to go to the water fountain 5 times an hour i`ll buy a case of bottled water and bring it to work with me because it`s more convinent
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    Chiakimoto Female 18-29
    40 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Next product to come out: Diet Air. Patent it now!
  44. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Chiakimoto: Already done.

    Look up `Canned Oxygen` you`ll see all kinds.
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    braindamaged Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Calederis, you`re right. It is a scam. Except Evian is French and not made by Pepsi.

    Dasani is from Coke like you said, but Pepsi makes Aquafina.
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    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    It`s actually acid that eats away your flesh
  47. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    True its a scam. I drink bottled water for convenience. That and the tap water here tastes like poo.
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    Fml Male 30-39
    233 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    Nitro, Im not retarded… well not that I know anyway. Are you illiterate? I implied I live in Mexico but I guess it wasn’t clear. Kitty, Mexico IS in North America :)
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    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    fml, she was referring to your location listed on your profile
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Im sorry people be drating obvious. The asians probly put some chemical or some poo into the water to make you lose weight some how dieting along with water being clean of everything... Im high so this does sound pretty correct and you will agree....
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    Davek1013 Male 18-29
    90 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    this Reminds me of diet iced tea.. what they should call it is diet sweetened iced tea, or iced tea with aspartame
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    "That and the tap water here tastes like poo."

    Just keep drinking the tap until you can`t taste it anymore. Eventually your taste buds will get used to it. Despite any bad taste it should be perfectly safe to drink.
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    i would buy that
  54. Profile photo of IbBored
    IbBored Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:05 am
    I wish I lived in Japan, all these amazing products!
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2010 at 2:17 am
    Custom-made? Uh, yeah. That`s the phrase I would use to describe diet-water. But only if I turned ghey
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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:33 am
    It`s like our Smart Water. Is it really smart? Do we get smarter from it?
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    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:38 am
    tastes just like normal water!!!
  58. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2010 at 7:05 am
    It even has recipes on the back....Wow, So that`s how you make ice!
  59. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:59 am
    LOL
  60. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2010 at 11:23 am
    I`ll take 3!! thousand
  61. Profile photo of zetta
    zetta Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    It probably has a bunch of cheap fiber in it so it fills you up more than normal causing you to eat less, and because you can`t digest fiber you get no calories. I`d be willing to bet this is recommended to be drunken just before eating a meal.
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    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Oh man and i just spent all this money on the regular stuff.
  63. Profile photo of Raadnar
    Raadnar Male 13-17
    8 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    DIET WATER- The same crap taste now with another reason to rip you the hell off
  64. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Maybe it has like fiber and green tea extract in it to make you feel full and get a higher metabolism? maybe not.
  65. Profile photo of GreenMonstR
    GreenMonstR Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 12:36 am
    its flavoured....read the japanese on the bottom....its not pure water
  66. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    what? does it have negative calories or something? XD
  67. Profile photo of PoisonGreen
    PoisonGreen Male 13-17
    4 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Because regular water had too much hydrogen in it.

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