New Product Alert: Custom-Made Water? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

OK, Japan, we get it--you think the rest of the world is gullible--but this gullible?
There are 67 comments:
Male 4
Because regular water had too much hydrogen in it.
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Female 150
what? does it have negative calories or something? XD
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Male 58
its flavoured....read the japanese on the bottom....its not pure water
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Female 3,828
Maybe it has like fiber and green tea extract in it to make you feel full and get a higher metabolism? maybe not.
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Male 8
DIET WATER- The same crap taste now with another reason to rip you the hell off
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Male 430
Oh man and i just spent all this money on the regular stuff.
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Male 8
It probably has a bunch of cheap fiber in it so it fills you up more than normal causing you to eat less, and because you can`t digest fiber you get no calories. I`d be willing to bet this is recommended to be drunken just before eating a meal.
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Male 2,748
I`ll take 3!! thousand
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Male 253
LOL
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Male 4,807
It even has recipes on the back....Wow, So that`s how you make ice!
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Male 111
tastes just like normal water!!!
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Male 1,085
It`s like our Smart Water. Is it really smart? Do we get smarter from it?
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Male 3,310
Custom-made? Uh, yeah. That`s the phrase I would use to describe diet-water. But only if I turned ghey
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Male 72
I wish I lived in Japan, all these amazing products!
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Male 1,196
i would buy that
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Male 3,756
"That and the tap water here tastes like poo."

Just keep drinking the tap until you can`t taste it anymore. Eventually your taste buds will get used to it. Despite any bad taste it should be perfectly safe to drink.
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Male 90
this Reminds me of diet iced tea.. what they should call it is diet sweetened iced tea, or iced tea with aspartame
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Male 958
Im sorry people be drating obvious. The asians probly put some chemical or some poo into the water to make you lose weight some how dieting along with water being clean of everything... Im high so this does sound pretty correct and you will agree....
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Male 392
fml, she was referring to your location listed on your profile
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Male 280
Nitro, Im not retarded… well not that I know anyway. Are you illiterate? I implied I live in Mexico but I guess it wasn’t clear. Kitty, Mexico IS in North America :)
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Female 2,352
True its a scam. I drink bottled water for convenience. That and the tap water here tastes like poo.
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Male 522
It`s actually acid that eats away your flesh
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Male 102
Calederis, you`re right. It is a scam. Except Evian is French and not made by Pepsi.

Dasani is from Coke like you said, but Pepsi makes Aquafina.
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Male 17,512
Chiakimoto: Already done.

Look up `Canned Oxygen` you`ll see all kinds.
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Female 40
Next product to come out: Diet Air. Patent it now!
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Female 1,380
@ calderis...it`s only a scam if people think it`s better for you...I work behind a register all day so rather than having to ask to go to the water fountain 5 times an hour i`ll buy a case of bottled water and bring it to work with me because it`s more convinent
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Male 326
Bottled water (at least in the US) is a total scam that everyone buys into. Nitro is completely correct.

Dasani and Evian are owned by Coke and Pepsi respectively. You think they put those out because they`re health conscious? Hell no. They put them out because they can charge you as much for a bottle of water as they do for soda, without any of the ingredients that cost them anything to make.
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Female 68
Nitro, fml is in south america, not in the US.
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Male 758
Fml, are you retarded? The tap water in the US is more stringently controlled than bottled water (EPA vs FDA).
I refuse to buy bottled, the markup is somewhere on the order of 10000% (seriously).
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Male 280
Its diet because its low in sodium. We have one like that in Mexico too (dosnt seem to be working though)By the way over here you realy dont have a choice you have to drink boteled water, tap water is just too poluted.
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Male 497
rofl.

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Female 295
I don`t get it
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Male 17,512
You want great cold filtered water ?
My Suggestion, Get a DuPont (or similar) faucet mount filter system $19.50, Buy a 1 gallon pitcher, $1.99. Fill the pitcher, and chill the water in your refrigerator. Cost per gallon about 20 cents.

Enjoy.
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Male 193
is this like tht Vitamin Water we can get in the UK? maybe it fills u up and decreases the appetite? i dunno. it`s not totally absurd tho i suppose.
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Female 914
I love how people are having pointless arguments over the price, importance and implications of bottled vs. tap water and ect.


dance, my pretties, DANCE!!!!
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Male 642
@ eric, buying bottled water has become a habit.. we don`t want the water-botteler`s children to starve because we don`t give them out money right?

meh.. if I should need uncarbonized water of course I take it from the tap.. but I only drink carbonized water so in lack of an own carbonizer ( and because I hate the hassle of getting the carbon bottle to the supermarket and refill it) I buy bottled carbonized water.
Some people may even buy uncarbonized water because of it`s great attributes like raised mineral levels or something that you don`t get out of the tap.. but there may be also people who would buy water that ran over the poo of brad pitt ...

anyways.. people want to buy things.. producers produce things.. samelsmen sell things.. they all get rich and the customer thinks he has bought something cool and live happily ever after.. What a perfect world of water bottelization
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Male 24
People are dumb enough to buy regular bottled water. You are paying 900 times what it is worth, and it has the same if not more crap in it as your tap water in your own kitchen.. what a bunc of morons..
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Male 642
maybe it`s cold water? Since water has 0 fat calories and nothing the body can break down or alter in any way it`s basically 0 calories.. however if it`s cold, it cools your body and this difference has to be heated up again by your body burning calories and getting warmer again ( very small scales here).. so in fact drinking cold water would make you lose calories ( again on a very very small scale)
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Male 36,516
They put caffine in the water to make "diet water"?
But yeah, put "low-fat" on it too, lolz!
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Male 614
"La-de-fookin`-da. it was posted 3 fookin` years ago.
get over it."

a little over 2 months actually..
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Male 139
Kinda like Propel Fitness Water from Gatorade, Just replace fitness with diet.
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Male 139
A couple people said it already, but this product probably has something ADDED to it that either suppress appetite or boosts the metabolism or both. Hence the word diet. I find it had to believe that even the Japanese could be crazy enough to try and market a lo-cal water.
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Male 716
The funny part is, we roll our eyes, but millions are going to want to buy it. It says diet. Enough said.
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Male 153
Well I believe this is water with fibre added to it. Fibre is technically -ve calories so...

I`ve seen it sell in Singapore
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Male 456
"WE HAVE TAKEN THE PURIST HYDROGEN ATOMS AND THE PURIST OXYGEN ATOMS AND MADE THE PURIST WATER IN THE WORLD!!! WITH HALF THE FAT!!"

I see this coming in a future commercial
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Male 1,195
OK, so Japan isn`t weird... just stupid.
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Male 820
@Thdot

La-de-fookin`-da. it was posted 3 fookin` years ago.
get over it.
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Female 33
REPOST!!!!
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Male 17,512
Uhm, For those that don`t already know. Plain water has ZERO calories.
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Male 658
repost from 2007
link_id=23701
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Male 5,314
yummy yummy in my tummy
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Male 749
Japan doesn`t think that the world is gullible, but gullible is written on the ceiling.

I drink tons of water, maybe I should get this.

This could help people to lose weight actually. It probably costs a fortune so you have less to spend on food. :D
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Female 9,402
Yay, diet water. I never have to feel guilty when I drink water again.
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Male 427
My guess is it decreases hunger.. that`s why it`s called diet.
We have those types of water here in Portugal too
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Female 1,190
haha nice one vilem XD
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Male 215
Same taste, but half the calories!
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Male 25,416
how many calories?
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Male 642
Especially when you see that babys need water with less minerals than adults
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Male 642
well maybe there are only half of the minerals and stuff in there? I say legit
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Male 2,690
Omg gimme! ha not.
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Male 12,138
Any excess product they don`t sell to gullible fatties they can relabel as "homeopathic medicine" and sell it to gullible new-agers. Same sh*t, after all.
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Male 372
Now with less H
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Male 26
Oh good bc the water I`m currently drinking has WAY too many calories.

On a serious note maybe this is some sort of flavored water? idk I don`t think anyone could be stupid enough to buy "diet water" unless there was actually some point to it.
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Male 196
maybe it makes you poo
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Male 9,306
It`s official, Japan caught the stupid from the US. :(
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Male 2,592
diet water = a glass half full (or empty) of water
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Male 19,873
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