Must Be Ratings Week At First Baptist Church [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

You can always tell when churches try to get more people in the pews by that week"s sermon.
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Female 29
Shopped`
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Male 721
I need in on this church.
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Male 80
i can see the humor in this.
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Female 447
Ahhhhh "the old testament"
the one where it states that God is a jealous God and we are to worship no one but him.
---thats why i cannot figure out why people worship jesus before God.
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Male 562
@mvangild: Have you -read- the Old Testament oO?
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Female 130
@Lionhart2
lmao!!! yes!! :-)
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Male 8,300
> mvangild
> We Catholics already know not to rape or inbreed

Apparently, someone forgot to tell the Priests.

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Male 527
We Catholics already know not to rape or inbreed. Apparently, it`s the Baptists that need reminding. :)
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Male 10,440
Those kwazie kafwicks need to be told not to rape and inbreed.
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Male 25,416
So wrong!
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Male 1,054
"Monday, March 1, 2010 12:37:42 PM
At least this Xian Temple of Evil is honest about their activities."

This is `shopped, you can tell by the pixelated spittle.

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Male 1,598
On Valentine`s Day, no less.
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Male 1,190
At least this Xian Temple of Evil is honest about their activities.
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Female 5,222
i can hear tha banjos now
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Male 3,014
Isn`t Missouri grand?
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Female 20
Bring the whole family! Sunday Funday.
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Female 1,112
Incest is a game the whole family can play.
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Male 40,764
1st part: rape
2nd part: incest
3rd part: raping your relatives
:)
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Female 84
Lott`s cave. Never did get past that part, I was like, "eeeeww the Bible is eeewww"
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Female 14
O_0
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Male 15,510
Suddenly the church its going to be crowded
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Male 931
Uh...what?
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Female 9,572
Wow.
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Male 20,916
Link: Must Be Ratings Week At First Baptist Church [Pic] [Rate Link] - You can always tell when churches try to get more people in the pews by that week`s sermon.
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