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Date: 03/19/10 10:00 AM

30 Responses to Man Teaches His Alpaca To How To Surf

  1. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Link: Man Teaches His Alpaca To How To Surf - Proof that anyone can get on a wave a surf.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:01 am
    The poor alpaca clearly doesnt like it not one bit
  3. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    536 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:11 am
    D`awwww
  4. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:14 am
    It doesn`t count if it can`t stand up.
  5. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
    180 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:17 am
    I think he succeeded in teaching the alpaca not to bite his face off while he tortures it.
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    Tanja-01 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Now try it with an elephant!
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    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:31 am
    That is definitely the "aww of the day"...

    I know a lot of people that take their dogs surfing and paddle boarding. They normally are freaked out at first, but eventually they get over the initial fear. My friend`s dog, Koni, used to hate being on a surf board. Now he goes ape-poo when he see`s my buddy pull out his board
  8. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:44 am
    >:[
  9. Profile photo of JJdagdelen
    JJdagdelen Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:49 am
    It is just me, or do alpacas look hilarious when they`re wet? :D
  10. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    I call it more "teaching the alpaca to sit until it jumps of the board."

    Just wait until the little bugger gets bigger and gets vicious with the guy. If an alpaca is handled too much it looks at the owner as an equal and will try to establish dominance.
  11. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    LMAO
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    "If an alpaca is handled too much it looks at the owner as an equal and will try to establish dominance"

    Wrong. I own several, along with llamas. Whack an alpaca with a broom handle when its young and it will respect you until it dies. They are too tame to even try and establish dominance between themselves. Let alone the person that feeds them.
  13. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    -:|
  14. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    thing looks hilarious wet.
  15. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Can alpacas swim?
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Thats so cool!
  17. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    So by this definition, throw a life-jacket on a brick and stick it on the front of a surfer`s board and you`re "teaching a brick how to surf."
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    "Whack an alpaca with a broom handle when its young and it will respect you until it dies. "

    D: How could you even think of hurting the baby?
  19. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Why?

    Uhh...
    Why?
  20. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Why would you drag a poor alpaca onto a surf board? Could that be considered animal cruelty? It doesn`t look too happy...
  21. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    That alpaca couldn`t surf! He wiped out every time! What a pussy!
  22. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    "`Whack an alpaca with a broom handle when its young and it will respect you until it dies. `

    D: How could you even think of hurting the baby?"

    I don`t know why the trolls aren`t running wild on this site; You lot are easy targets
  23. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Just for emzrok`s comment im going to call a friend I know in chile who kills animals for work and fun to kill a alpaca for the balence of such nonesense!
  24. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    "to how to surf"...?!?!
  25. Profile photo of MetalDragon
    MetalDragon Male 18-29
    16 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 12:33 am
    Yet again!


  26. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 2:43 am
    congrats!...made a an alpaca sit, then stand and then fall...i once saw a dog scuba dive, it said more about the talentless owner living vicariously through the enforced novelty `tricks` of they`re pets or in this sad case...`non trick`
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 11:18 am
    CapnAwesome, it`s called a sense of humor. :P
  28. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    "to how to surf" -and- "get on a wave a surf"
    haha wtf? also i agree, that thing looks halarious wet.
  29. Profile photo of Afrokmas
    Afrokmas Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 7:00 am
    What a freak...
  30. Profile photo of G-Rod
    G-Rod Male 18-29
    72 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    After 10 years, you`d think he was capable of more than putting an animal on a surfboard and keeping it there for all of 30 seconds.

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