Man Falls Asleep Cooking, Wakes To Jesus Pan [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

He was saved from fire by divine intervention finds Jesus in his frying pan while makin" bacon. More info inside...
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Male 117
mmmmmmmm bacon ;-O
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Male 2,737
Mmmmmmmmmmmm,sacrilicious!
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Male 794
Question: why was a 22 year old making bacon at the early morning hours? Divine intervention my ass, smokin that weed will give you the munchies and even a bum in NYC will look like Jesus,
to me it just looks like a dude with a beard and long hair
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Female 291
Looks more like the Mona Lisa to me o.0
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Male 3
The miracle of bacon!
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Male 6,694
How can yo8u fall aslees smelling bacon? I mean come on ! Bacon !
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Male 304
Proving once and for all that JESUS WAS MADE OF BACON and it is the true divine flesh.
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Female 247
I once found a corn flake that looked like Abraham Lincoln`s profile. Super creepy....
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Male 343
It was semi-believable to me... until i noticed the fact it looks like hes framed by the sun o the outer edges of the pan.
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Male 914
same thing happened to me the other day, but i got richard dawkin`s portrait instead...go figure...
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Male 5,189
Fail for sleeping while cooking.
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Male 599
You don`t fall asleep cooking. FAIL
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Male 3,296
looks more like the monalisa
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Male 9
ok, hold on let me get this straight..
The dude is like, "Wow, it sounds like a great time to fry something up. Well, now that i have some food going a nap sounds great!" *wakes up probably because of smoke alarm* "HOLY poo I was cooking...HOLY poo THATS JESUS, quick mom!!! Go get the camera I have to take a shower gel my hair and put on my suit, holy poo this is the awesomest thing evar!"
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Male 2,004
who the f*** falls asleep while cooking
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Male 928
I think I should go burn something in a pan that results in a burned IAB logo and claim I just fell asleep cooking and it turned out that way. Seriously though this guy probably just burned stuff in the pan till it looked like that and claimed he fell asleep while it happened. LAME.
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Male 1,002
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Male 1,002
Failing portrait artist etches Jesus face into frying pan. He was saved from unemployment by divine intervention.
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Male 111
what was he cooking? a jesus shaped steak?
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Male 723
This gives "Eat of my flesh," a whole new meaning.

LJ

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Male 2,893
Damn it Jesus!
Why the hell do you have to put your face on everything!
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Female 683
he lookss like the brother on icarly.


..on the other hand, I agree with belunan.

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Female 4,028
This is why men don`t cook.
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Male 1,043
thelonious LOL
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Male 3,310
I think I went to college with that dude. I mean the one in the pan
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Male 1,081
That could be any Jesus.
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Male 1,505
i call pancakebatterdrizzleshopped
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Female 2,352
Mmmm bacon grease Jesus! I bet he tastes delicious!
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Male 101
Maybe he fell asleep with his face IN the pan.
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Male 154
dammit he stole my idea!
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Male 353
Looks more like Lazlo Hollyfeld from the movie "Real Genius"
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Male 15,832
Just remember to take it off the stove and let it cool down a while before you kiss it.
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Male 9,305
FlyingVomit, you smartass. XD
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Male 11
Nidonemo: I know, Jesus is so hot! I would kiss this pan all day long!
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Male 9,305
Pabasa: I know, cute face! Very kissable. ^^
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Male 168
Just looks too good to believe it isn`t faked. Also Mr. Elles needs to make sure the next one doesn`t have a lazy eye.
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Male 4,012
Dude is hot.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

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Male 2,238
Well guys, you know what this means? Solid proof that Bacon is God.
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Male 703
Why are all these `Jesus` sightings some white guy with long hair and a beard? Wouldn`t he be more likely to look middle eastern, given where he was born?
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Male 637
Looks like Mona Lisa with a mustache/beard.
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Male 2,690
Sure sure sure.
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Female 1,211
riiiiiiight.
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Male 1,067
It looks like he`s made an effort to make it look like "Jesus".
Well I guess at least it`s one of the more viable ones. Looks more like Jesus than that stupid one some guy found in a pickle jar or whatever it was.
I hate Jesus idiots
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Male 256
THIS IS BBUUUUULLLLLLLCRAP FAKE
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Male 2,160
looks more like charles manson.
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Male 15,832
a1butcher "Why did`nt Jesus save the bacon...Poor bacon."

Probably because he was a Jew.

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Female 126
Yeah it does look more like the mona lisa
I didn`t read the title and when I looked at the picture I thought some dude had made the mona lisa out of grease or something lol
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Male 272
damn it.. looks like i`m going back to christianity... see you later jedis.
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Male 1,523
Lol, Ardystic.
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Male 299
looks more like the mona lisa
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Female 3,828
whatever people are starting to make this shiit up i think.
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Male 864
If Jesus keeps putting his face on stuff, why does he always do such a crappy job? He`s Jesus for Christ`s sake (heh) He should be able to do a decent self-portrait.
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Male 864
Looks more like my friend, Chad...
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Male 253
lulz, i didnt know it was possible to buy rust-colored paint
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Male 695
Since when is Jesus the only one who can appear in food and cooking appliances? This one doesn`t even have a freaking beard.
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Male 1,083
lol. i bet his roommate is an artist.
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Female 678
He looks like Jimmy Falon.
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Male 1,313
I didn`t know jesus had a lazy eye.
But it`s nice to Know that South Park`s Jesus watches over us.
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Female 112
Looks more like the Mona Lisa to me.
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Male 1,623
If he is stupid enough to fall asleep cooking, he might as well believe there is a god.
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Male 15,510
Jesus loves Losers the most
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Female 131
"If it wasn`t for the smoke it could have been a very bad situation, perhaps someone`s looking over me."

uhh. isn`t smoke what always happens when you burn bacon?

or any food for that matter...

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Female 315
I hope he was making something kosher.
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Male 69
PENtrap, we do it just to piss you off.
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Male 12
hmm,i wonder what he was cooking
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Female 126
I saw this on The Bubble today
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Male 177
I think it looks like Ezio Auditore from Assassins Creed 2

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Male 716
Feeling a bit generous today, aren`t you Jesus?
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Male 199
why, why why dose everyone have to fcuking say Fake or shoped even if it is or not WHO REALY GIVES A LEFT TESICAL
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Female 15,763
Bacon IS divine.
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Male 225
For someone who was "Saved" He doesn`t seem too thrilled to be alive.
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Male 503
fake as it is, he can still get a few thousand dollars for it from golden palace.
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Male 1,091
ok, that`s enough! Next thing u know theres gonna be an accidental sculpture of the J-Man somewhere (don`t ask me how sculptures can happen accidentally, I don`t know)
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Male 25,417
Retarded!
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Male 225
Gosh... Fake smiles annoy me.
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Male 10,855
That`s YOUR face silly!
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Male 508
Fakey fakey pull my snakey...
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Female 51
plus, all those paintings of jesus were created in europe, therefore looks more european than if he were from the middle east, which he was actually from. so he would not have looked like those pictures in real life.
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Female 51
people see what they want to see. it could be bo bice for all we know
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Female 51
looks like the mona lisa to me
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Male 734
Holy pareidolia batman! :P

I call hoax on this one.

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Male 318
"Who falls asleep frying bacon?"

EXACTLY what i was thinking! leads me to think its fake (not the pic but it was hand made)

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Male 7
I dont care about the Jesus Pan!
Why did this guy ruin perfectly good bacon!!
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Male 4,014
that looks too good. I mean, the criss-cross pattern of the thorn shows one oil streak drawn on top of another. It made me laugh though/
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Female 236
I always wondered, if no one really knows what Jesus looked like, how come images of an artists rendition of Jesus keep appearing in things?
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Male 4,004
Well, of all the things for Jesus to appear on.

Finally, it has happened, Jesus on bacon.

FYI retard, you woke up because you smelled smoke. If there was divine intervention, why the drat would he leave his face on your dumb bacon frying pan? You`re not that special, just special enough to think Jesus doesn`t want you to die because you ruined bacon out of drunken idiocy.

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Male 2,056
that doesn`t really even look like jesus. more like . . . DeVinci? in a way?

idk, someone from the 1600s

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Male 260
boredfjored, death is a bit overplayed in society, yea its bad and we dont want it to happen to people we know or well anyone in general.... but it is a necessary part of life, if noone died, all resources of this world would have been diminished long ago, and all other animals would have died out due to our need for sustinence... without death the world would be a horrible place
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Female 4,447
Who falls asleep frying bacon?
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Female 843
Everybody gets 1. Right Spiderman?
lol
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Male 372
Woo! Thats not jesus! It`s George Harrison! All praise the god of rock!
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Male 436
Who the hell takes a nap while frying bacon???
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Male 928
One wonders why God would bother leaving fun little surprises like the goddamn easter bunny while ignoring the desperate prayers of the 10 million children who will die this year from preventable causes.
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Male 162
I don`t believe him. Nobody falls asleep when bacon is frying. N-o-o-n-e. :P
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Male 2,748
haha, lol, thats pretty funny. and if it was made up thats decently pro
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Male 78
"just a bit too realistic to have happend by accident ..."
@osmandias: That`s the point . . . there are people who believe that it wasn`t an accident. That Jesus intentionally left his face in the pan.

On the other hand, I believe in God, but I don`t believe in pointless miracles like making statues weep blood or whatever, nor do I think that God is like some superhero who leaves a calling card every time he helps someone out.

So, yeah, I`m skeptical too.

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Male 131
That just looks like Pepe Mendoza that hangs out at Home Depot in Anaheim.
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Male 772
"just a bit too realistic to have happend by accident ..."

My thoughts exactly :P

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Female 1,401
too elaborate
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Male 976
That looks more like the Mona Lisa than Jesus...
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Female 9,560
Mmm, bacon.
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Male 205
just a bit too realistic to have happend by accident ...
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Male 10,440
Lets play another round of Parody, Hoax or Coincidence!

This time its a parody! Woooo!! 10,000 anti-religion points for me.

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Male 4,807
Why did`nt Jesus save the bacon...Poor bacon.
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Male 5,314
rriiiiIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGggghhhtttt!
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Male 15,832
Jesus in a pan of bacon? Sorry but that`s just not kosher.
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Male 554
i call bs, it was most likely a set up
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Male 346
if jesus was truly involved, the bacon would have survived.
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Male 3,014
This is satirical, right?
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Male 761
the guy just scraped the stuff off to make it look like a face.
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Male 741
So Jesus leaves a calling card now after every time he rescues someone?
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Male 2,422
Looks more like a bastardized Mona Lisa.
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Male 69
Fake
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Male 42
Sweet Jeebus!
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Male 97
so this proves it. suck on that atheists
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Male 20,828
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