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Date: 03/13/10 10:05 AM

116 Responses to Man Falls Asleep Cooking, Wakes To Jesus Pan [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Link: Man Falls Asleep Cooking, Wakes To Jesus Pan - He was saved from fire by divine intervention finds Jesus in his frying pan while makin` bacon. More info inside...
  2. Profile photo of Ste08
    Ste08 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:10 am
    so this proves it. suck on that atheists
  3. Profile photo of EatYourSoul
    EatYourSoul Male 13-17
    42 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Sweet Jeebus!
  4. Profile photo of hypno1
    hypno1 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Fake
  5. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Looks more like a bastardized Mona Lisa.
  6. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:14 am
    So Jesus leaves a calling card now after every time he rescues someone?
  7. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:15 am
    the guy just scraped the stuff off to make it look like a face.
  8. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:16 am
    This is satirical, right?
  9. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:16 am
    if jesus was truly involved, the bacon would have survived.
  10. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:19 am
    i call bs, it was most likely a set up
  11. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Jesus in a pan of bacon? Sorry but that`s just not kosher.
  12. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:23 am
    rriiiiIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGggghhhtttt!
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Why did`nt Jesus save the bacon...Poor bacon.
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Lets play another round of Parody, Hoax or Coincidence!

    This time its a parody! Woooo!! 10,000 anti-religion points for me.

  15. Profile photo of osmandias
    osmandias Male 40-49
    205 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:26 am
    just a bit too realistic to have happend by accident ...
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Mmm, bacon.
  17. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:39 am
    That looks more like the Mona Lisa than Jesus...
  18. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:49 am
    too elaborate
  19. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:54 am
    "just a bit too realistic to have happend by accident ..."

    My thoughts exactly :P

  20. Profile photo of yepimbored
    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:56 am
    That just looks like Pepe Mendoza that hangs out at Home Depot in Anaheim.
  21. Profile photo of DraxxorT
    DraxxorT Male 18-29
    78 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:01 am
    "just a bit too realistic to have happend by accident ..."
    @osmandias: That`s the point . . . there are people who believe that it wasn`t an accident. That Jesus intentionally left his face in the pan.

    On the other hand, I believe in God, but I don`t believe in pointless miracles like making statues weep blood or whatever, nor do I think that God is like some superhero who leaves a calling card every time he helps someone out.

    So, yeah, I`m skeptical too.

  22. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:03 am
    haha, lol, thats pretty funny. and if it was made up thats decently pro
  23. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:10 am
    I don`t believe him. Nobody falls asleep when bacon is frying. N-o-o-n-e. :P
  24. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:16 am
    One wonders why God would bother leaving fun little surprises like the goddamn easter bunny while ignoring the desperate prayers of the 10 million children who will die this year from preventable causes.
  25. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Who the hell takes a nap while frying bacon???
  26. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:26 am
    Woo! Thats not jesus! It`s George Harrison! All praise the god of rock!
  27. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Everybody gets 1. Right Spiderman?
    lol
  28. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Who falls asleep frying bacon?
  29. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:41 am
    boredfjored, death is a bit overplayed in society, yea its bad and we dont want it to happen to people we know or well anyone in general.... but it is a necessary part of life, if noone died, all resources of this world would have been diminished long ago, and all other animals would have died out due to our need for sustinence... without death the world would be a horrible place
  30. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:43 am
    that doesn`t really even look like jesus. more like . . . DeVinci? in a way?

    idk, someone from the 1600s

  31. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:45 am
    Well, of all the things for Jesus to appear on.

    Finally, it has happened, Jesus on bacon.

    FYI retard, you woke up because you smelled smoke. If there was divine intervention, why the drat would he leave his face on your dumb bacon frying pan? You`re not that special, just special enough to think Jesus doesn`t want you to die because you ruined bacon out of drunken idiocy.

  32. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:47 am
    I always wondered, if no one really knows what Jesus looked like, how come images of an artists rendition of Jesus keep appearing in things?
  33. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:54 am
    that looks too good. I mean, the criss-cross pattern of the thorn shows one oil streak drawn on top of another. It made me laugh though/
  34. Profile photo of mikevk
    mikevk Male 18-29
    7 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:55 am
    I dont care about the Jesus Pan!
    Why did this guy ruin perfectly good bacon!!
  35. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:56 am
    "Who falls asleep frying bacon?"

    EXACTLY what i was thinking! leads me to think its fake (not the pic but it was hand made)

  36. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Holy pareidolia batman! :P

    I call hoax on this one.

  37. Profile photo of kittymonkey
    kittymonkey Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    looks like the mona lisa to me
  38. Profile photo of kittymonkey
    kittymonkey Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    people see what they want to see. it could be bo bice for all we know
  39. Profile photo of kittymonkey
    kittymonkey Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    plus, all those paintings of jesus were created in europe, therefore looks more european than if he were from the middle east, which he was actually from. so he would not have looked like those pictures in real life.
  40. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Fakey fakey pull my snakey...
  41. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    That`s YOUR face silly!
  42. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Gosh... Fake smiles annoy me.
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Retarded!
  44. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    ok, that`s enough! Next thing u know theres gonna be an accidental sculpture of the J-Man somewhere (don`t ask me how sculptures can happen accidentally, I don`t know)
  45. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    fake as it is, he can still get a few thousand dollars for it from golden palace.
  46. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    For someone who was "Saved" He doesn`t seem too thrilled to be alive.
  47. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Bacon IS divine.
  48. Profile photo of PENtrap
    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    why, why why dose everyone have to fcuking say Fake or shoped even if it is or not WHO REALY GIVES A LEFT TESICAL
  49. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Feeling a bit generous today, aren`t you Jesus?
  50. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    I think it looks like Ezio Auditore from Assassins Creed 2

  51. Profile photo of woodmore
    woodmore Female 18-29
    126 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    I saw this on The Bubble today
  52. Profile photo of Alienbob
    Alienbob Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    hmm,i wonder what he was cooking
  53. Profile photo of hypno1
    hypno1 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    PENtrap, we do it just to piss you off.
  54. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    I hope he was making something kosher.
  55. Profile photo of samenamegame
    samenamegame Female 18-29
    131 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    "If it wasn`t for the smoke it could have been a very bad situation, perhaps someone`s looking over me."

    uhh. isn`t smoke what always happens when you burn bacon?

    or any food for that matter...

  56. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Jesus loves Losers the most
  57. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    If he is stupid enough to fall asleep cooking, he might as well believe there is a god.
  58. Profile photo of Tukikagami
    Tukikagami Female 18-29
    112 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Looks more like the Mona Lisa to me.
  59. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    I didn`t know jesus had a lazy eye.
    But it`s nice to Know that South Park`s Jesus watches over us.
  60. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    He looks like Jimmy Falon.
  61. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    lol. i bet his roommate is an artist.
  62. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Since when is Jesus the only one who can appear in food and cooking appliances? This one doesn`t even have a freaking beard.
  63. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    lulz, i didnt know it was possible to buy rust-colored paint
  64. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Looks more like my friend, Chad...
  65. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    If Jesus keeps putting his face on stuff, why does he always do such a crappy job? He`s Jesus for Christ`s sake (heh) He should be able to do a decent self-portrait.
  66. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    whatever people are starting to make this shiit up i think.
  67. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    looks more like the mona lisa
  68. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Lol, Ardystic.
  69. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    damn it.. looks like i`m going back to christianity... see you later jedis.
  70. Profile photo of MLime
    MLime Female 13-17
    126 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Yeah it does look more like the mona lisa
    I didn`t read the title and when I looked at the picture I thought some dude had made the mona lisa out of grease or something lol
  71. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    a1butcher "Why did`nt Jesus save the bacon...Poor bacon."

    Probably because he was a Jew.

  72. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    looks more like charles manson.
  73. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    THIS IS BBUUUUULLLLLLLCRAP FAKE
  74. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    It looks like he`s made an effort to make it look like "Jesus".
    Well I guess at least it`s one of the more viable ones. Looks more like Jesus than that stupid one some guy found in a pickle jar or whatever it was.
    I hate Jesus idiots
  75. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    riiiiiiight.
  76. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Sure sure sure.
  77. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Looks like Mona Lisa with a mustache/beard.
  78. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Why are all these `Jesus` sightings some white guy with long hair and a beard? Wouldn`t he be more likely to look middle eastern, given where he was born?
  79. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Well guys, you know what this means? Solid proof that Bacon is God.
  80. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Dude is hot.

    Wait, what were we talking about again?

  81. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Just looks too good to believe it isn`t faked. Also Mr. Elles needs to make sure the next one doesn`t have a lazy eye.
  82. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Pabasa: I know, cute face! Very kissable. ^^
  83. Profile photo of FlyingVomit
    FlyingVomit Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    Nidonemo: I know, Jesus is so hot! I would kiss this pan all day long!
  84. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    FlyingVomit, you smartass. XD
  85. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Just remember to take it off the stove and let it cool down a while before you kiss it.
  86. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    Looks more like Lazlo Hollyfeld from the movie "Real Genius"
  87. Profile photo of jak22
    jak22 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    dammit he stole my idea!
  88. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    Maybe he fell asleep with his face IN the pan.
  89. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:22 am
    Mmmm bacon grease Jesus! I bet he tastes delicious!
  90. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 12:32 am
    i call pancakebatterdrizzleshopped
  91. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:16 am
    That could be any Jesus.
  92. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:57 am
    I think I went to college with that dude. I mean the one in the pan
  93. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 3:48 am
    thelonious LOL
  94. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 4:00 am
    This is why men don`t cook.
  95. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:30 am
    he lookss like the brother on icarly.


    ..on the other hand, I agree with belunan.

  96. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:45 am
    Damn it Jesus!
    Why the hell do you have to put your face on everything!
  97. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 9:57 am
    This gives "Eat of my flesh," a whole new meaning.

    LJ

  98. Profile photo of joejoe92
    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:09 am
    what was he cooking? a jesus shaped steak?
  99. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Failing portrait artist etches Jesus face into frying pan. He was saved from unemployment by divine intervention.
  100. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 10:50 am
    also, http://smiledead.com/
  101. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    I think I should go burn something in a pan that results in a burned IAB logo and claim I just fell asleep cooking and it turned out that way. Seriously though this guy probably just burned stuff in the pan till it looked like that and claimed he fell asleep while it happened. LAME.
  102. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    who the f*** falls asleep while cooking
  103. Profile photo of ChelseaSmile
    ChelseaSmile Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    ok, hold on let me get this straight..
    The dude is like, "Wow, it sounds like a great time to fry something up. Well, now that i have some food going a nap sounds great!" *wakes up probably because of smoke alarm* "HOLY poo I was cooking...HOLY poo THATS JESUS, quick mom!!! Go get the camera I have to take a shower gel my hair and put on my suit, holy poo this is the awesomest thing evar!"
  104. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    looks more like the monalisa
  105. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    You don`t fall asleep cooking. FAIL
  106. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    same thing happened to me the other day, but i got richard dawkin`s portrait instead...go figure...
  107. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    It was semi-believable to me... until i noticed the fact it looks like hes framed by the sun o the outer edges of the pan.
  108. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    I once found a corn flake that looked like Abraham Lincoln`s profile. Super creepy....
  109. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:09 am
    Proving once and for all that JESUS WAS MADE OF BACON and it is the true divine flesh.
  110. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:06 am
    How can yo8u fall aslees smelling bacon? I mean come on ! Bacon !
  111. Profile photo of Toolooze
    Toolooze Male 60-69
    3 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:22 am
    The miracle of bacon!
  112. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Looks more like the Mona Lisa to me o.0
  113. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Question: why was a 22 year old making bacon at the early morning hours? Divine intervention my ass, smokin that weed will give you the munchies and even a bum in NYC will look like Jesus,
    to me it just looks like a dude with a beard and long hair
  114. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Mmmmmmmmmmmm,sacrilicious!
  115. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    mmmmmmmm bacon ;-O

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