Man Breaks Into House, And Then...

Submitted by: peloos12 7 years ago in
http://www.wpxi.com/news/22863511/detail.html

It"s that time again, I-A-B. Burglary? Murder? Guess what the guy did next and get one year"s I-A-B membership free!
There are 62 comments:
Female 23
I used to live near Pittsburgh. Of course something like this would happen.
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Male 21
See! Pittsburgh is all about love. Also, today I saw some Asian girl standing at the bus stop, and she was wearing the poofiest Strawberry Shortcakesque dress with matching poofie purse. And somebody hung a deer spine on their front porch. They hung the skull below it.

Everyone: Stop what you`re doing and move here right away.
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Male 45
thats a kenyan name
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Female 635
o.o

-locks the doors and uses sheldon`s security system-
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Male 5,190
...The drat? LOL!
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Female 3,574
Nidonemo lol! Nice depiction! XD
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Male 503
yeah, tired and cold and drunk. not terribly drunk though, just to the point of wanting to pork a man.
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Female 3,828
LOL so weird
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Male 9,306
(-.- )_o )
Mmm...honey is that you?

(-_0 ).^ )
"No it`s not..."

Bahahaha!
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Female 877
ahahahaha xD it would be like in the movies if he had put his arm around the other guys waist instead of saying anything, like this:

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Female 446
AHA!! This is where i would have used my hidden Cheetos bags to protect myself. Yes of course of would have wounded the intruder pretty badly with a full Cheetos bag, but hey...have to protect my family ya know!
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Male 2,737
He was tired and cold and drunk. So what? Let him sleep it off.Sheesh.
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Female 258
oh drat dude, thats my town!
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Male 70
I actually JUST watched this on the news not 5 minutes ago haha
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Male 446
Honey, did you forget to shave your legs?.........
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Female 4,197
dang I was wrong but... *snicker...snort* ... ha... hahaha ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
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Female 4,197
tried on undies!!
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Female 343
"Fontana said he leapt out of bed so hard he broke his floor." What? Did he truly break the floor or is this a typo and they meant foot?
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Male 495
Aww yeeeh. This is just around where I live.

*412*
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Male 421
"hey baby is that you?"

[in a deep voice] "nope!"
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Male 848
Exhausted intruder is exhausted
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Female 1,682
lolwut.
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Male 10,855
I would be terrified.
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Female 492
I remember a news article from a few years ago about break-in happening in a concentrated area (it may have been where I live, but I can`t find the story now). The intruder would fold the laundry and wash the dishes, then cuddle. :D
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Male 2,690
Haha wow so random...pretty crazy.
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Female 2,695
he was just ronery.
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Male 50
Err I mean`t to put in my message "Shot someone in the elbow in a training event with simuntion" haha. Ive never ACTUALLY shot anyone. My bad.
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Female 2,352
Didn`t mean to wake ya. .

It would have been win if he had replied when the guy thought it was his gf "teheee its meeeee" in a high pitch.
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Male 50
Youre not a murderer for killing someone who is in the commission of a crime. Besides, as a law enforcement officer I can tell you, I would have fired center mass. I once shot someone in the elbow to disarm threat and I got one of the largest ass chewings ever. Best way to go- Aim center mass. Besides the typical civilian can`t aim for jack sh anyways so its probably their best bet.

You didnt decide to take his life, he decided his life mean`t less than the crime that he decided to commit. Thats his call. Freaking yuppies.
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Female 843
Aww, he just wanted to cuddle
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Male 10,440
I`m disturbed by how many of you would have killed him even if you had a gun. If you`ve got a gun, he`s no threat to you.

... but you people are hiding behind the anonymity of the net, so you`re BSing anyway.

I would have shot him in the leg, that way he`s crippled, not a threat, not going anywhere AND you`re not a murderer! Win-Win!
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Male 1,254
It`s a copycat! Something similar but much worse happened at PSU a little over a year ago. Article
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Male 794
man if they created a wake up call like that in every hotel, nobody would ever be late for a meeting
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Male 2,125
"uuummm... Having an I-A-B membership IS free..."

I never knew that...Davy, I want my $10 a month back....

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Female 1,677
I think you mean you would *have* killed him then and there.

Also: me too. Theoretically.

In practice I probably would have screamed and ran out of the building as fast as possible, hopefully in possession of a phone in which to call 911.

Creepers, I tell ya.
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Male 2,345
this is why you keep the bat right next to the bed...
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Female 9,475
I would of killed him then and there.
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Male 575
he broke his floor? bare-feet? seriously?
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Female 15,763
"uuummm... Having an I-A-B membership IS free..."

Nothing gets past you, Sherlock.
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Male 25,416
Thats disturbing! how do people end up doing this?
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Male 121
uuummm... Having an I-A-B membership IS free...
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Male 7,611
well thats awkward, the guy who broke in should have just moaned "um-hm" in a high pitch tone.
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Female 42
this happens alot actually lol
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Male 3,819
"Typical Cranberry Township, am I right?"

You are absolutely right.
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Male 1,360
awwwwww story of the day?
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Male 15,510
"No, its not"
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Female 318
well, there are beds in prison...
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Female 846
bwahahaha he was prolly so smashed he thought it was his own house!!!
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Male 1,256
Typical Cranberry Township, am I right?
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Male 591
Shoot, I was gonna guess that he sharpened all their pencils and neatly folded all their fine linen dinner napkins.
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Male 98
"...then crawling into bed with Frank Fontana.."

All those who read that name as "Frank Fontaine", please raise your hand.

*raises hand*
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Male 3,014
I can`t say what the answer was, so all I`ll say is...

Wow.
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Female 635
He broke the floor... XD HE BROKE THE FLOOR!
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Male 4,012
Not hot.
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Male 695
"I wish I had a gun because this is Mount Washington, and I don`t pay for people to wake up in my bed," Fontana said.

No, you pay them to leave afterwards...
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Male 494
I`m posting my guesses first. He took a shower, went to sleep on the couch or got in bed with the owner.
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Male 4,594
I was going to guess that he fapped on the toaster. I was wrong.
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Female 3,727
Okay, here`s my guess...

Masturbated to some granny pron then made himself a PB&J but since they ran out of grape jelly, he had a drating fit; cause NO ONE should run out of grape jelly. So then he ransacked the house in a fit of rage (nude, of course) and doused himself in syrup and powdered sugar and then proceeded to lick himself until he was caught by the homeowners with their dog in an uncompromising position.

WHAT DO I WIN? T-shirt please, size medium!
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Female 15,763
Huh... well, oddly enough it isn`t Florida.
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Male 1,929
Rats!
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Male 1,929
Uses the toilet! Now to find out the answer...
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Male 3,819
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