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Date: 03/08/10 02:36 PM

80 Responses to Lost Dog: Reported As Pawed And Dangerous [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Link: Lost Dog: Reported As Pawed And Dangerous - If you find this dog, don`t be fooled--he`s vicious!
  2. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Awww they really want that puppy back...Poor guy. He`s probably chinese food.
  3. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    lol that`s an adorable way to get your puppy back! >.<
  4. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    yeah, like thats gonna work lol
  5. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Admiral Ackbar says: ITS A TRAP! :3

    An adorable trap.

  6. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    No, he`s viscious!
  7. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    "I`m confused... does it have a low flow rate or is it aggressive?"

    That would be viscous.

  8. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Best missing puppy poster ever.
  9. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Welcome back to the site bumbleBB :P
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    *irresistible
    *vicious
    *cartilage
  11. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Oh the number of spelling mistakes!

    Amusing though :-)

  12. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    That sounds like the description of my dog, except literally. Ah, tiny evil Jack Russel.
  13. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    hahaha thats drating hilarious
  14. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Evil, evil puppy!

    I hope they found him!

  15. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    haha
  16. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    OH Peloos... you know my bark is worse than my bite. There is little to no stock in my threats.
  17. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    davy...i thought you were above that.
    Canada changed you dude :P
  18. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    AWESOME just strait up AWESOME!! Pure genious just made my day! I like on the picture it says all the bad things then cute wet nose i lold
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    davy...i thought you were above that.
    Canada changed you dude :P

    I know Dom, I`m proof-reading reports here. Can`t help myself, my inner Grammar Nazi is on high alert...

  20. Profile photo of dcb
    dcb Male 13-17
    93 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Ha. Aw. I love this!
  21. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Needs spellcheck, but otherwise very clever. :P
  22. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Spelling mistakes aside, Best Lost Puppy Poster EVER!!! >.<
  23. Profile photo of BizahrClover
    BizahrClover Female 70 & Over
    255 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Would have been funnier if it were a kitten
  24. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Anyone gonna try to call the number...?
  25. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    davymid visited? Yeah!

    oh, and once you realize how many words are spelled differently from the US, you get to see why grammar nazi`s come from Canada.

    @BizahrClover, NO! DO NOT BRING THE EVIL FELINES INTO THIS!!!!! *shunned!*

  26. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    "o.o Call the number"

    There`s no area code, therefore it`s useless.

  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    > Davymid

    You missed `snuzzle`, invented specifically for this poster. But I understand why you`ve suddenly turned pedantic, they DO speak French in Canada after all...

  28. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    If I believed the ad:
    Forget it I`m not getting eviscerated over a lost dog
    If I didn`t:
    OMGWTFROFLOLMAO!
  29. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    cute wet nose...haha
  30. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    LOL XD bloody strand of cartilage
  31. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    ""o.o Call the number"
    There`s no area code, therefore it`s useless."

    lmao, good point.

  32. Profile photo of Lenten
    Lenten Female 18-29
    96 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    ""o.o Call the number"

    There`s no area code, therefore it`s useless. "

    I think they`re working under the operation that the puppy hasn`t wandered out of the area code.

  33. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    We wouldn`t be able to call it because we don`t know where this picture was taken.
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    He DOES bite fingers. I would know.

    ;D

  35. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    That`s a cute puppyyy
  36. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    I don`t understand how people can have so many typos and poo when it was typed on a computer. Do they not care when a red squiggly line pops up under their words? COME ON.
  37. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    omg thats great xP
  38. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1518 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    i love it :)
  39. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    sdkfjsd. Awww.
  40. Profile photo of Rainwolf28
    Rainwolf28 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    lmao what a cute way to advertise a puppy for sale, if I could I`d buy him.
  41. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    lmao what a cute way to advertise a puppy for sale, if I could I`d buy him.

    I think he`s lost, since they are saying he needs to be back safe with his family. They`re trying to discourage people from just keeping him for themselves.

  42. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    dude i would so be the person to be posting this random stuff around my town
  43. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Aww, I feel kinda bad for the person missing the puppy. It does seem like it would be likely that someone would just keep it. Hopefully whomever finds it is honest enough, or amused enough by the poster that they return it. :)
  44. Profile photo of lundyjack
    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    Snuzzle isn`t a word.
  45. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    lundyjack no one cares if its not a word.
  46. Profile photo of LaciAnn
    LaciAnn Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...
  47. Profile photo of radmikey
    radmikey Male 18-29
    61 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    >Tom-brady12


    PWND

    \/ \/ \/

  48. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:02 am
    Lundyjack isn`t a word, but I see you have no qualms about that eh?

    Anyway, very cute. I`ll do that the next time my cat escapes. Of course, he never actually goes anywhere just lays on the front porch, kind of like he never really expected to get that far. Or maybe that is a trick too... *suspicious*

  49. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:10 am
    Viscous? No wonder he escaped.
  50. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:43 am
    Hahaha aww. Cute. Kinda reminds me of this poster:

  51. Profile photo of feedee88
    feedee88 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:20 am
    that is genius! what a way to get someones attention and hopefully the return of a lost pet!
  52. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:18 am
    slightly ruined by the mis-spelt poster.
  53. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:42 am
    lol dainty yours is just as good!
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
    Be afraid, be very afraid!
  55. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 5:23 am
    hm, it doesn`t say anything else about the "cute wet nose" like "able to sniff you out no matter where you`re hiding"
  56. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:13 am
    "slightly ruined by the mis-spelt poster. "

    I`m slightly dumber for having read this misspelled comment.

  57. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:26 am
    I`m slightly dumber for having read this misspelled comment.

    In British english, it`s usually written as "mis-spelt" or "misspelt". In American english "misspelled" is more common. Cultural awareness 101 - she wasn`t being dumb.

  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:51 am
    I love it !
  59. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:52 am
    lmao
  60. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:52 am
    Well considering that most of everything has the english language on it or in it, that was my basis for comparison. Excuse me for not giving a damn about other people`s cultures and actually worrying about more important things.
  61. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:53 am
    I always say my dog is Maximus Maxwell the 26 pounds of pure terror Murdering Hell Hound .
  62. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:17 am
    Well considering that most of everything has the english language on it or in it, that was my basis for comparison. Excuse me for not giving a damn about other people`s cultures and actually worrying about more important things.

    It`s not sinking in, is it? The user you called dumb for not writing proper english, WAS writing in english. However being English she was writing in English English. You know, as opposed to American English. Hey, I was just trying to help - nothing makes you look more dumb than erroneously pointing out how dumb someone else is.

  63. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:49 am
    and here i thought my puppy was a serial killer...
  64. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:19 am
    lol, ya know, cats are a great home defesne weapon. Someone kicks in the front door and you just toss a cat at that fool with claws flared out. Its funny when i picture this in my head, the burglar trying to catch or block a flying ball of fur, teeth, and razor sharp claws!! rofl
  65. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:36 am
    @fknloser: of course, the cat is more likely not to give a damn.
  66. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:21 am
    METALLICAROX Male, 18-29, Eastern US 62 Posts Tuesday, March 09, 2010 6:52:29 AM
    Well considering that most of everything has the english language on it or in it, that was my basis for comparison. Excuse me for not giving a damn about other people`s cultures and actually worrying about more important things.
    ___________________________________________

  67. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:14 am
    drating American my country is the only one that matters stupidity. Check it out non-nice individual. Favourite, neighbour, anaesthesia, analyse, bannister, colour.
    Pull your head outta your ass.
  68. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:38 am
    God it`s like everyone here can`t even f*cking enjoy a stupid little picture anymore! You just HAVE to get butthurt over one little detail and make an argument over it.

    It`s not fancylad it`s YOU! Get a frickin` sense of humor already! Not everything in this world is going to please you! Learn to laugh!

  69. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    It`s true. So very true.
  70. Profile photo of woozel121
    woozel121 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    *facepalm*
  71. Profile photo of geekkittie
    geekkittie Female 30-39
    24 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Must we get boggled down in spelling and grammar? I could understand if there were numerous errors, but there wasn`t.

    Why obsess over a tiny detail? Just relax and enjoy the joke. I doubt anyone here is free of spelling errors.

  72. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    i aint gots nun uv that thur desir tu giv a fudge bout gramir
  73. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    hau dair u wine abowt "viscious" insted uv "vicious"? iff ur gowing 2 wine abowt dat, u beter nook sum1 4 dis.

    cumon iabers, leets sohw deze gramer natsis hou itz dun

  74. Profile photo of Miss-Taken
    Miss-Taken Female 18-29
    34 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    Awe thats toooo cute!
  75. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 1:01 am
    "i aint gots nun uv that thur desir tu giv a fudge bout gramir"

    I am making very, -very- angry faces at you.

  76. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 8:46 am
    this is america, speak american (or type)
  77. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 10:16 am
    "Well considering that most of everything has the english language on it or in it, that was my basis for comparison. Excuse me for not giving a damn about other people`s cultures and actually worrying about more important things."
    Because no culture matters other than America -_-

    I seriously hope you don`t go into politics.

  78. Profile photo of xRemy
    xRemy Female 18-29
    14 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    No one can speak American! It`s like telling someone you can speak Mexican, everyone just looks at you like your an idiot!
  79. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 11:44 am
    `speak american`

    That`s a joke, right?

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