Lost Dog: Reported As Pawed And Dangerous [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

If you find this dog, don"t be fooled--he"s vicious!
There are 80 comments:
Male 149
`speak american`

That`s a joke, right?
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Female 14
No one can speak American! It`s like telling someone you can speak Mexican, everyone just looks at you like your an idiot!
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Male 4,680
"Well considering that most of everything has the english language on it or in it, that was my basis for comparison. Excuse me for not giving a damn about other people`s cultures and actually worrying about more important things."
Because no culture matters other than America -_-

I seriously hope you don`t go into politics.

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Male 794
this is america, speak american (or type)
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Male 9,305
"i aint gots nun uv that thur desir tu giv a fudge bout gramir"

I am making very, -very- angry faces at you.

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Female 34
Awe thats toooo cute!
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Male 494
hau dair u wine abowt "viscious" insted uv "vicious"? iff ur gowing 2 wine abowt dat, u beter nook sum1 4 dis.

cumon iabers, leets sohw deze gramer natsis hou itz dun

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Female 238
i aint gots nun uv that thur desir tu giv a fudge bout gramir
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Female 24
Must we get boggled down in spelling and grammar? I could understand if there were numerous errors, but there wasn`t.

Why obsess over a tiny detail? Just relax and enjoy the joke. I doubt anyone here is free of spelling errors.

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Female 53
*facepalm*
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Female 459
It`s true. So very true.
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Male 9,305
God it`s like everyone here can`t even f*cking enjoy a stupid little picture anymore! You just HAVE to get butthurt over one little detail and make an argument over it.

It`s not fancylad it`s YOU! Get a frickin` sense of humor already! Not everything in this world is going to please you! Learn to laugh!

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Female 1,112
drating American my country is the only one that matters stupidity. Check it out non-nice individual. Favourite, neighbour, anaesthesia, analyse, bannister, colour.
Pull your head outta your ass.
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Female 3,726
METALLICAROX Male, 18-29, Eastern US 62 Posts Tuesday, March 09, 2010 6:52:29 AM
Well considering that most of everything has the english language on it or in it, that was my basis for comparison. Excuse me for not giving a damn about other people`s cultures and actually worrying about more important things.
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Male 116
@fknloser: of course, the cat is more likely not to give a damn.
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Male 418
lol, ya know, cats are a great home defesne weapon. Someone kicks in the front door and you just toss a cat at that fool with claws flared out. Its funny when i picture this in my head, the burglar trying to catch or block a flying ball of fur, teeth, and razor sharp claws!! rofl
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Female 635
and here i thought my puppy was a serial killer...
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Male 12,138
[quote]Well considering that most of everything has the english language on it or in it, that was my basis for comparison. Excuse me for not giving a damn about other people`s cultures and actually worrying about more important things.[/quote]

It`s not sinking in, is it? The user you called dumb for not writing proper english, WAS writing in english. However being English she was writing in English English. You know, as opposed to American English. Hey, I was just trying to help - nothing makes you look more dumb than erroneously pointing out how dumb someone else is.

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Male 6,693
I always say my dog is Maximus Maxwell the 26 pounds of pure terror Murdering Hell Hound .
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Male 324
Well considering that most of everything has the english language on it or in it, that was my basis for comparison. Excuse me for not giving a damn about other people`s cultures and actually worrying about more important things.
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 6,693
I love it !
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Male 12,138
[quote]I`m slightly dumber for having read this misspelled comment.[/quote]

In British english, it`s usually written as "mis-spelt" or "misspelt". In American english "misspelled" is more common. Cultural awareness 101 - she wasn`t being dumb.

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Male 324
"slightly ruined by the mis-spelt poster. "

I`m slightly dumber for having read this misspelled comment.

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Male 440
hm, it doesn`t say anything else about the "cute wet nose" like "able to sniff you out no matter where you`re hiding"
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Male 25,416
Be afraid, be very afraid!
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Female 3,828
lol dainty yours is just as good!
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Female 420
slightly ruined by the mis-spelt poster.
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Female 95
that is genius! what a way to get someones attention and hopefully the return of a lost pet!
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Female 355
Hahaha aww. Cute. Kinda reminds me of this poster:

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Male 394
Viscous? No wonder he escaped.
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Male 672
Lundyjack isn`t a word, but I see you have no qualms about that eh?

Anyway, very cute. I`ll do that the next time my cat escapes. Of course, he never actually goes anywhere just lays on the front porch, kind of like he never really expected to get that far. Or maybe that is a trick too... *suspicious*

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Male 61
>Tom-brady12


PWND

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Male 295
lundyjack no one cares if its not a word.
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Female 102
Snuzzle isn`t a word.
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Female 728
Aww, I feel kinda bad for the person missing the puppy. It does seem like it would be likely that someone would just keep it. Hopefully whomever finds it is honest enough, or amused enough by the poster that they return it. :)
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Male 485
dude i would so be the person to be posting this random stuff around my town
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Female 612
lmao what a cute way to advertise a puppy for sale, if I could I`d buy him.

I think he`s lost, since they are saying he needs to be back safe with his family. They`re trying to discourage people from just keeping him for themselves.

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Female 82
lmao what a cute way to advertise a puppy for sale, if I could I`d buy him.
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Female 157
sdkfjsd. Awww.
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Female 1,585
i love it :)
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Male 1,629
omg thats great xP
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Female 1,677
I don`t understand how people can have so many typos and poo when it was typed on a computer. Do they not care when a red squiggly line pops up under their words? COME ON.
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Male 2,690
That`s a cute puppyyy
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Female 15,763
He DOES bite fingers. I would know.

;D

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Female 3,574
We wouldn`t be able to call it because we don`t know where this picture was taken.
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Female 96
""o.o Call the number"

There`s no area code, therefore it`s useless. "

I think they`re working under the operation that the puppy hasn`t wandered out of the area code.

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Female 9,585
""o.o Call the number"
There`s no area code, therefore it`s useless."

lmao, good point.

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Female 295
LOL XD bloody strand of cartilage
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Female 356
cute wet nose...haha
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Male 10,855
If I believed the ad:
Forget it I`m not getting eviscerated over a lost dog
If I didn`t:
OMGWTFROFLOLMAO!
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Male 8,300
> Davymid

You missed `snuzzle`, invented specifically for this poster. But I understand why you`ve suddenly turned pedantic, they DO speak French in Canada after all...

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Female 1,427
"o.o Call the number"

There`s no area code, therefore it`s useless.

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Male 5,189
o.o Call the number
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Male 2,056
davymid visited? Yeah!

oh, and once you realize how many words are spelled differently from the US, you get to see why grammar nazi`s come from Canada.

@BizahrClover, NO! DO NOT BRING THE EVIL FELINES INTO THIS!!!!! *shunned!*

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Male 1,523
Anyone gonna try to call the number...?
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Female 254
Would have been funnier if it were a kitten
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Female 4,447
Spelling mistakes aside, Best Lost Puppy Poster EVER!!! >.<
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Female 3,574
Needs spellcheck, but otherwise very clever. :P
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Male 93
Ha. Aw. I love this!
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Male 12,138
[quote]davy...i thought you were above that.
Canada changed you dude :P[/quote]

I know Dom, I`m proof-reading reports here. Can`t help myself, my inner Grammar Nazi is on high alert...

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Male 192
AWESOME just strait up AWESOME!! Pure genious just made my day! I like on the picture it says all the bad things then cute wet nose i lold
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Male 4,867
davy...i thought you were above that.
Canada changed you dude :P
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Female 1,112
OH Peloos... you know my bark is worse than my bite. There is little to no stock in my threats.
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Male 601
haha
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Female 497
Evil, evil puppy!

I hope they found him!

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Male 503
hahaha thats drating hilarious
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Female 507
That sounds like the description of my dog, except literally. Ah, tiny evil Jack Russel.
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Male 2,586
Oh the number of spelling mistakes!

Amusing though :-)

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Male 12,138
*irresistible
*vicious
*cartilage
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Male 3,819
Welcome back to the site bumbleBB :P
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Male 3,819
Best missing puppy poster ever.
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Male 1,455
"I`m confused... does it have a low flow rate or is it aggressive?"

That would be viscous.

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Male 1,455
No, he`s viscious!
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Female 2,352
Admiral Ackbar says: ITS A TRAP! :3

An adorable trap.

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Male 1,485
yeah, like thats gonna work lol
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Female 318
lol that`s an adorable way to get your puppy back! >.<
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Female 1,112
Awww they really want that puppy back...Poor guy. He`s probably chinese food.
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Male 21,025
Link: Lost Dog: Reported As Pawed And Dangerous [Pic] [Rate Link] - If you find this dog, don`t be fooled--he`s vicious!
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