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Date: 03/17/10 07:03 AM

65 Responses to Looking To Start A Band… With A Twist… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18946 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 6:12 am
    Link: Looking To Start A Band... With A Twist... - This musician put out an interesting, and legit Craigslist ad to start a band. Thing is, he has unusual peen requests.
  2. Profile photo of melodelic
    melodelic Female 18-29
    94 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:11 am
    Wow......That`s all I`ve got to say right now....
  3. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:22 am
    -Doctor, it burns when I pee!

    -Oh, that`s just an urethral implant. Don`t worry. It`ll fizzle out.
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:24 am
    Too fake to be funny
  5. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:25 am
    swing away, swing away, he fits right in on the vegas strip
  6. Profile photo of makatial
    makatial Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:27 am
    agreed melodelic...agreed
  7. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:27 am
    uh what doctor would put a flaming implant in a urethra?
  8. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:36 am
    ...and in what countries does this acctually get the crowd going?
  9. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Ahhh, why did he have to include that picture D:
  10. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:00 am
    The normal life`s not what he`s after, eh? I wonder what lead him to that conclusion...
  11. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:04 am
    :uh what doctor would put a flaming implant in a urethra?"

    Pretty sure the doc did not know that it was going to be used for flaming things.
  12. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Couldn`t he just tape a sparkler on there instead of the really painful alternative?
  13. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Oh that`s just silly, stupid, dumb, and i would think, also dangerous. Did i mention stupid?
  14. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:16 am
    pixiechick81, what implant has the ability to squirt out natural gas at the owner`s will for a whole guitar solo?

    Sounds made up to me.
  15. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:18 am
    I have a hard time believing that someone this stupid would actually be smart enough, or talented enough, to memorize the music playlist he mentioned.
  16. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:21 am
    on one hand, i`d do one gig with him. one.

    on the other hand:
    0_o
  17. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:36 am
    ahahahaha xD i would die laughing if i`d seen it during the guitar solo of a rock band ahahaha!! xDD rofl
  18. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:56 am
    It`s pretty weak that the person who took this image also flagged it
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Implant...?

    ...Ow?
  20. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:14 am
    its craiglist, how the hell could it be fake
  21. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:21 am
    nice nickname.
  22. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:26 am
    haha NOOOW the picture on the left makes sense...
    in a horrifying kind of way 0_0
  23. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Hell yes.
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:38 am
    if i lived in vegas i might be his drummer
  25. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:42 am
    I lol`d at the comments XD
  26. Profile photo of pottersclay
    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:45 am
    for realz
  27. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Now that`s a burning bush!
  28. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:06 am
    The picture he threw up there just adds so much to it.
  29. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:19 am
    D: it burns when I pee guys.
  30. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:20 am
    i would so want to see that consert
  31. Profile photo of jezrah
    jezrah Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:23 am
    rock out....with...yea nevermind
  32. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Even more ridiculous is that he put himself down as his influence...
  33. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:34 am
    ...too meaty...

    bwhahahahahha!
  34. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 11:51 am
    I was wondering what that flaming spiral thing was all about.
  35. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 11:56 am
    I`m intruiged to see if that would work...
  36. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Loser.
  37. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    wowwwwwwww if you still had those old icons for this site, this would be filed under "alien"
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Ummm that would definately increase the reputation of the band!
  39. Profile photo of bluevayero
    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    has anyone found any video yet????
  40. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    I don`t know... *cough, cough* any of those bands... >.>
    <.<
  41. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    He either has a very small penis, or a very large one. I don`t think we can have any "gray area" in this situation.
  42. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Maybe the doctor implanted a bunsen burner in his urethra and connected it to his anus...thats where he gets his natural gas from
  43. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    126 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    "im into playing hard rock my influences are myself, nightranger..." seriously?
  44. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    oh wow, wonder if he had a lot of replies?
  45. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Why can`t the drummer get it hun?! what does he have against drummers?! ya know what f*ck him. wait... i probably couldn`t do that while siting down hmm...
  46. Profile photo of siretokkor
    siretokkor Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    so could he still have sex once he had this done?
  47. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    i would like to see a performance
  48. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    I don`t have anything to say other than...shopped.
  49. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    is that a pic of his fire peen?
  50. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    lol, you`ll be expecting a solo but he`ll pull down his pants and spit flames from his crotch. XD
  51. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    whats the band name... the hot coxs?? burning bush? or i want to burn the hell out of my penis
  52. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    i oddly want to see that.... cuz i think it would one of those, when i was a kid and went to a concert i saw a... yea, u get the idea
  53. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    Ha ha extreme body mod
  54. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    @ILikeApples

    Im going to go with `Fire Crotch`.
  55. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    Haha! Reminds me of the old Jerky Boys prank where the one guy calls a modeling agency and mentions his special talent of being able to pull large pieces of furniture out of his @ss.
  56. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    That`s pretty weird...
  57. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    That picture at the bottom is awfully good at giving you a mental image of what it would look like...
  58. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 12:24 am
    hahahahahahaha i laughed so hard!! thats one hell of a twist
  59. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Man, I`d love to see that act
  60. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 5:26 am
    gotta be a troll.

    those bs corpporate parties? whats the deal with people crapping allover companies? i mean, they are just another buisiness that ran their buisiness well. i think its jealosy. only retarded poor people seem to biitch about it.
  61. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 8:03 am
    i wanna see!!!!

    O3O
  62. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    in the corner it says "thanks for flagging` XD
  63. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    What a twist!

    lol I would go see that band.
  64. Profile photo of donjobs
    donjobs Male 18-29
    68 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 8:10 am
    fake!

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