Looking To Start A Band... With A Twist... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

This musician put out an interesting, and legit Craigslist ad to start a band. Thing is, he has unusual peen requests.
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Male 68
fake!
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Female 2,352
What a twist!

lol I would go see that band.
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Female 1,043
in the corner it says "thanks for flagging` XD
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Female 635
i wanna see!!!!

O3O
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Female 3,828
gotta be a troll.

those bs corpporate parties? whats the deal with people crapping allover companies? i mean, they are just another buisiness that ran their buisiness well. i think its jealosy. only retarded poor people seem to biitch about it.
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Male 13,630
Man, I`d love to see that act
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Male 192
hahahahahahaha i laughed so hard!! thats one hell of a twist
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Male 680
That picture at the bottom is awfully good at giving you a mental image of what it would look like...
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Male 1,078
That`s pretty weird...
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Female 387
Haha! Reminds me of the old Jerky Boys prank where the one guy calls a modeling agency and mentions his special talent of being able to pull large pieces of furniture out of his @ss.
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Male 177
@ILikeApples

Im going to go with `Fire Crotch`.
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Male 430
Ha ha extreme body mod
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Male 2,748
i oddly want to see that.... cuz i think it would one of those, when i was a kid and went to a concert i saw a... yea, u get the idea
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Male 503
whats the band name... the hot coxs?? burning bush? or i want to burn the hell out of my penis
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Male 1,081
lol, you`ll be expecting a solo but he`ll pull down his pants and spit flames from his crotch. XD
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Female 1,401
is that a pic of his fire peen?
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Male 2,690
I don`t have anything to say other than...shopped.
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Female 477
i would like to see a performance
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Female 43
so could he still have sex once he had this done?
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Male 522
Why can`t the drummer get it hun?! what does he have against drummers?! ya know what f*ck him. wait... i probably couldn`t do that while siting down hmm...
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Female 4,197
oh wow, wonder if he had a lot of replies?
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Male 126
"im into playing hard rock my influences are myself, nightranger..." seriously?
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Male 129
Maybe the doctor implanted a bunsen burner in his urethra and connected it to his anus...thats where he gets his natural gas from
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Male 988
He either has a very small penis, or a very large one. I don`t think we can have any "gray area" in this situation.
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Female 9,557
I don`t know... *cough, cough* any of those bands... >.>
<.<
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Male 225
has anyone found any video yet????
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Male 25,417
Ummm that would definately increase the reputation of the band!
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Male 1,360
wowwwwwwww if you still had those old icons for this site, this would be filed under "alien"
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Male 316
Loser.
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Female 170
I`m intruiged to see if that would work...
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Male 1,598
I was wondering what that flaming spiral thing was all about.
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Female 3,726
...too meaty...

bwhahahahahha!
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Male 271
Even more ridiculous is that he put himself down as his influence...
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Female 25
rock out....with...yea nevermind
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Male 2,004
i would so want to see that consert
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Female 531
D: it burns when I pee guys.
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Male 864
The picture he threw up there just adds so much to it.
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Male 881
Now that`s a burning bush!
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Female 108
for realz
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Female 295
I lol`d at the comments XD
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Male 7,811
if i lived in vegas i might be his drummer
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Male 848
Hell yes.
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Female 1,190
haha NOOOW the picture on the left makes sense...
in a horrifying kind of way 0_0
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Male 2,395
nice nickname.
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Male 4,867
its craiglist, how the hell could it be fake
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Female 15,763
Implant...?

...Ow?
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Male 168
It`s pretty weak that the person who took this image also flagged it
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Female 877
ahahahaha xD i would die laughing if i`d seen it during the guitar solo of a rock band ahahaha!! xDD rofl
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Male 2,056
on one hand, i`d do one gig with him. one.

on the other hand:
0_o
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Male 5,189
...Ouch...
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Male 1,106
I have a hard time believing that someone this stupid would actually be smart enough, or talented enough, to memorize the music playlist he mentioned.
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Female 3,574
pixiechick81, what implant has the ability to squirt out natural gas at the owner`s will for a whole guitar solo?

Sounds made up to me.
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Female 446
Oh that`s just silly, stupid, dumb, and i would think, also dangerous. Did i mention stupid?
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Male 14,331
Couldn`t he just tape a sparkler on there instead of the really painful alternative?
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Female 838
:uh what doctor would put a flaming implant in a urethra?"

Pretty sure the doc did not know that it was going to be used for flaming things.
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Male 2,159
The normal life`s not what he`s after, eh? I wonder what lead him to that conclusion...
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Male 4,290
Ahhh, why did he have to include that picture D:
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Male 3,369
...and in what countries does this acctually get the crowd going?
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Female 3,574
uh what doctor would put a flaming implant in a urethra?
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Male 8
agreed melodelic...agreed
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Male 794
swing away, swing away, he fits right in on the vegas strip
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Male 15,510
Too fake to be funny
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Male 695
-Doctor, it burns when I pee!

-Oh, that`s just an urethral implant. Don`t worry. It`ll fizzle out.
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Female 94
Wow......That`s all I`ve got to say right now....
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Male 20,825
Link: Looking To Start A Band... With A Twist... [Pic] [Rate Link] - This musician put out an interesting, and legit Craigslist ad to start a band. Thing is, he has unusual peen requests.
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