Lion King Toy Fail--Major Fail

Submitted by: Tyronics 7 years ago in Funny

That hidden "Sex" smoke message in The Lion King is finally starting to make a whole lot of sense... Safe for work.
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Female 128
You sick minded drat. Lol!
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Male 759
Pedo bear beware.
Pedo baboon rules!
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Male 464
I think someone has noticed that and stuck a postit note on it saying `Ppppllleeeeeaaaasseee`
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Female 248
dude...lion kion deserves better
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Female 90
that made my day...haha
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Male 3,431
His dull lifeless eyes, the robotic motion of his arms, his almost peaceful expression...it`s all so wrong.
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Female 1
Well... at least it isn`t a talking toy.
"Asante sana, squashed banana"...
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Male 4,680
Rafiki`s a pedophile! I knew it all along *_*
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Male 25,417
lol
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Male 213
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES! YESSSS! HAHAHAHA He did it so casually hahahahhaha
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Male 1,016
raaffiki Need some lovin too !!
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Female 9,557
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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Male 2,229
LOL
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Female 635
my childhood is ruined now!!!

D;
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Female 3,574
edana42, you have to admit though that it does look like Disney at least took inspiration from Kimba. Just look at Scar... he looks almost exactly like Claw from Kimba o_O
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Female 2,509
@ auburnjunky

I was a big fan of Kimba in my younger years. I see very little similiarity between the two. Well, okay, they both had lions in them. lol

Simba was all, "can`t we all just get along/man is evil." Lion King was family/disfunctional issues.
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Male 1,178
isn`t it supposed to be pulled fully backwards so that he lifts symba up in the air like he does in the movie. It`s not their fault if people with dirty minds take advantage of the mechanism.
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Male 5,189
All he want is bang bang bang.
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Female 3,574
[quote]Nooo, crap like: all the animals live in perfect harmony and the wildebeasts ENJOY being eaten by lions.[/quote]

Which Disney movie depicts that?

[quote]Or: Native peoples lived in perfect harmony with nature and NEVER had any problems until white folks ruined everything.[/quote]

Well, natives at least didn`t have the same problems before Europeans arrived and acted like they owned the place. Isn`t that just a depiction of history? You can`t deny that Europeans came and messed with a way of life that had suited them fine for centuries, or were your history books different than mine?

[quote]Not to mention the subliminal messages found in every Disney animated film...[/quote]

Do tell. I`d like to hear more about this. My boyfriend is VERY right-wing and he`s never once complained about this, so I am very curious lol.

[quote]Oh, and interspecies sex... eeeww![/quote]
Grow up. It`s a cartoon.
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Male 503
there is a video series on questionable disney toys on youtube.... there is even a mickey mouse jacking off with an ice cream cone exorcist style.
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Male 141
this explains why the biggaylion is gay
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Male 40,291
[quote]Leftist crap such as, um, don`t let your wicked stepmother cast a spell on you?[/quote]
Nooo, crap like: all the animals live in perfect harmony and the wildebeasts ENJOY being eaten by lions.
Or: Native peoples lived in perfect harmony with nature and NEVER had any problems until white folks ruined everything.
That sort of thing. Not to mention the subliminal messages found in every Disney animated film...
Oh, and interspecies sex... eeeww!
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Female 859
Who decided this was a good thing to make?
Ha.
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Female 157
Lulz. Ah, toy companies, when will you learn?
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Female 427
Inter species RAEP
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Male 1,815
Yeah, this is relevant. That toy is only 16 years old.
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Male 7,812
oh macdonalds, how i love you.
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Male 9,305
Hakuna Ma-WHAT THE FU**
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Male 72
"Look out there Simba.. everywhere the light touches, is our kingdom. Everywhere it doesn`t, I`ll be touching."
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Male 10,440
5Cats - wtf? You`re like, half-troll half-nut.
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Female 42
I HAE THAT ONE!
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Female 876
Also, 5Cats, you`re a dumbass. No, really. GTFO. :D
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Female 876
/facepalm
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Female 741
hahhahahhaa
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Male 10,855
Pedomonkey!
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Male 522
Heureux, "You are confusing Disney with Jesus."
did you really have to say that
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Female 3,574
5Cats, out of extreme curiosity, leftist crap like what?
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Male 1,054
"Bad enough Disney pollutes the minds of children with leftist CRAP"

You are confusing Disney with Jesus.
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Female 346
STOP RAPING BABY SIMBA!
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Male 2,690
Lion King WIN!
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Male 591
"Bad enough Disney pollutes the minds of children with leftist CRAP..."

Leftist crap such as, um, don`t let your wicked stepmother cast a spell on you? That kind of leftist crap?

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Male 40,291
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Female 3,828
LOL people have such dirty minds.
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Male 40,291
That is just SO WRONG!!!
(he`s supposed to hold the lion above his head)
Bad enough Disney pollutes the minds of children with leftist CRAP but now the crappy toys are promoting... idk what! But it`s wrong!
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Male 122
lol short but sweet I love it
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Female 956
lol tony.
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Female 15,763
The Lion King and Pixar are the only good things about Disney.

>_>
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Male 3,296
"Lion King was stolen by Disney. The original that was never given credit is called "Kimba the White Lion" made by Studio Gibhli back in the `70`s."

yeah thats so unrelated to the video, but i will say this; almost all of the Disney Pictures have been "stolen" from earlier stories, just look a the brothers Grimm, not the movie, but the actual book, cinderella, snow white, sleeping beauty, little mermaid... etc. so yeah we know that
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Male 522
even old animals feel the need to touch little children
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Male 2,056
:D wow
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Female 1,593
I did too, Shellie.
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Female 131
wow....
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Female 4,197
i giggled xD
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Male 10,338
Lion King was stolen by Disney. The original that was never given credit is called "Kimba the White Lion" made by Studio Gibhli back in the `70`s.
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Male 107
Link: Lion King Toy Fail--Major Fail [Rate Link] - That hidden `Sex` smoke message in The Lion King is finally starting to make a whole lot of sense... Safe for work.
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